#I am laughing my ass off

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

i have a love-hate relationship with twitter

[charmac]

FX made official merch for the Frige-It Bitches but the shirt is blue and blue only because Sunny is a boys show and boys are blue

[goatyuuji]

Actually…..Rika eating Yuuji’s ring finger would be a lot more funny because she looks like someone who knows a lot about rings…..

[starmocha]

Love and Deepspace ad.......on a Love and Deepspace video??? 😭😭😭

Rafayel, are you really that upset by the attention I am giving Sylus that you are hijacking his video first? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[petrichoraline]

so we did have a sneezing situation in mlmu after all 😙 @cankersoregirl

[cdo499]

my older brother's request to play rust with his friend

[hellfire--cult]

@ghost-proofbaby and I rn

[aspecbuddie]

my friend: eddie is getting a sam winchester style ending

me: explain????

friend: well you know how they just chucked sam a generic wife at the end and said 'on your way' despite all the character development and stuff

[zee-has-commitment-issues]

did you also see the police flashing light at 1:11 in the trailer? what is that?

Ask received before season 2

LMFAO WE WERE CLOWNS.

They were not police lights, but instead party lights. We really all saw flashing lights next to August and went "obviously it's the police." Which like, it should have been, honestly.

Wow. What a journey these asks have taken me through. I cannot believe our collective clownery. We really all clowned so hard before season 2 dropped. We were writhing for answers and we jumped to every single wrong conclusion.

[shoot-of-corruption]

🧋"Here, take this. I don't want it." Bakura tries to shove the cursed shake into Mariku's hands.

((Sorry, I can't take this seriously, lmao))

Send 🧋to give my muse a Grimace shake

He had been half thinking of stealing the shake from Bakura anyway, because it looked really appetizing.

Being given it by choice did ring some alarm bells though... Maybe it was poisoned? His laugh was more inwardly directed than anything else, but a wide smirk spread on his face.

If Bakura wanted to poison him, he had another thing coming for him!

"Awwww, geee, mista!" He mocked the other with a perfectly well-butchered impression and took a sip, grinning right into the other ones face-

"...."

[spectacularizm]

revlex

roblox is such a funny game I was just playing Brookhaven and I kidnapped Dr Phil who was pregnant with Goku??? And I accidentally fucking drowned them!??!?! AND THEN THEY HUNTED ME DOWN AND STOLE MY MONEY?!?! WHAT IS THIS GAME Then, after they disappeared, I adopted a emo baby and she was one of those "Amy.. single.. angle demon.. don't touch my tail.." people so I put her in the toilet and set my house on fire no because who the actual fuck thought Roblox was a good idea I'm still laughing my fucking ass off A bit of a far idea, next time I get robux imma become Paul and nobody gonna stop me. I'll give him BIIIIIG hips too.

[kcrclrezni]

Nikolai:

Sturmhond:

[pinpilinpaux]

VAMOOSSSSS

[grimallkine]

I asked my bff to describe me in one photo and

[gynoliberation]

Fun fact, swipe-type just tried to autocorrect "what the fuck" to "what the Gucci" multiple times. I have never typed "Gucci" deliberately in my life before just now.

[randomsufff]

You know what I really need in fanfics? More confession scenes where one person drops the confessions then runs, fast as fuck, in the other direction.

Like, obviously they’ll meet back up eventually and talk about it (which is hilarious in itself that they would have to sprint to catch up while yelling why they’re like this) , BUT THINK ABOUT IT!!! It 1) give the other person a chance to gather their thoughts so the person confessing doesn’t have to sit in anxious silence and 2) allows the confessor to get it over with quick and overcomes that anxiety over confessing. Also it’s just fucking hilarious.

Like imagine your fav paring or whatever, they get to that part where one (or both idk) realizes their feelings for the other but they’re just anxious to be vulnerable like that or they fear rejection, whatever. One of them suddenly goes, fuck it, and they turn to the other. (Maybe they’re on a sidewalk, maybe they’re in a park IDK endless possibilities here) and they go:

“ok I’m about to say something, it’s nothing bad (I hope) and I’m willing to talk about it after I say it. I’m 100% serious, this is really not a joke. But I’m going to say this and run to (relevant location). Ok? Ok…. Don’t freak out… iminlovewithyou” *Cue maniac SPRINTING as fast as humanly possible in the other direction* (Bro I’m cracking up just typing about this)

AND THEN!!! You get to chose how they react after a few stunned seconds. Do they sprint after them? Do they shout to bring their ass back over to them? Do they race like hell to beat the other at the determined location??? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious as fuck and can transition seamlessly into heartfelt feeling talk.

(Thinking about this with specific ships is funny as hell too)

Idk I think of more fics had this trope we could all have a grand ol silly time instead of accidentally speed reading through confession schemes because the stress is too much then having to go back and re-read it to fully process it, as one does. You know?