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blackbeardsemophase · 1 year

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whatever you do, do not think about Ed and Stede forgetting about their problems for the night and getting all giggly and drunk at Spanish Jackie's, swaying into a dim corner table so Ed can melt into Stede's lap, and Stede can so gingerly push Ed's hair behind his ear and

#i may or may not have had a few drinks myself tonight #i am so so sorry lmao #tw alcohol #alcohol mention #ofmd #gentlebeard #blackbonnet

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shenktrolls · 10 months

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Well that's strange. How are all those pictures of the same person? Did you find someone created in a cloning experiment?

"OH! Ehe, uh...."

>He quickly takes the more personalized scrapbook back, Seemingly embarrassed over it's contents. With how much he is blushing, you would think it was full of pornography and not just pictures of corpses.

"Sorry, this one is just really special! You see, Vayu... That's her name, by the way. Vayuya Gatila. Anyway, I've been seeing her around for a while now, and every time she dies she'll just get back up! Well, eventually... After the fourth or fifth time I photographed her, I realized I had to get a personal scrapbook just for her! So many wonderful memories......"

#the asks #levyil replies #anonymous #i am so so sorry lmao

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diningwiththeasquiths · 1 year

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Someone should tell Martin Kove that he'd make a lot more money on OnlyFans than on Cameo.

#I'd pay good money to see him rub his hairy chest while smoking a cigar #he has a bright future as a cam gilf #how much would we have to pay for him to ejaculate on a picture of Bi- *gets taken out by a sniper*#martin kove #I am so so sorry lmao

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itsthislake · 6 months

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“Icarus.”

it's all about freedom really

Credit goes to An Sifakah for the poem. Enjoy!

Support me on Ko-fi maybe?

#lake's art #happy birthday sabo!#this time actually on time wow #revolutionary sabo #one piece sabo #asl brothers #asl trio #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #watch me tag ace even though he barely shows up #one piece comic #one piece #one piece fanart #oh i'll confess. i traced that ship from a screencap #there's no force on earth that can make me draw a whole ass ship sorry #as always I am stupidly proud of exactly 1 (one) page and this time it's the third #but i also just love that part of the poem so i was already biased towards it before i drew it lmao #i had a whole ass explanation for the reasoning behind this comic that i wrote at like. 3 am. but fuck knows what i did with it #i contemplated colors and immediately gave up. hell nah i'm not doing that again

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choccy-milky · 1 month

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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕

#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever #also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh #also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI #hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian x mc #choccyart #clora clemons #lewis sallow #celeste sallow #also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO #we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer #and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee #clean shaven

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secretagentspydetectiveninja · 6 months

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posting this with absolutely no context

#am i a cryptid now? i log on like once in a blue moon to post cringe and then leave again #ace attorney #apollo justice #tikki #random stuff #my stuff #ooookay okay okay okay. anyone reading the tags can have a LITTLE context‚ as a treat #so. sitting on my ao3 currently is an unfinished fic with exactly this premise #i want to finish it so bad. it haunts me every day. people leave such nice comments and everything #but i just have no motivation. trust me i've tried #i thought that perhaps drawing it might finally kick my brain back into gear #i'm so sorry readers i'm sorry i WILL finish it i promise it's not abandoned #it was so much fuuuuun #tikki are you seeing this. cringefail author who keeps playing video games instead of writing lmao #anyway goodbye friends i am gone again. logging off once more

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bl00dalchemist · 3 months

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I watched HxH again as you may have noticed.

#hxh #hunter x hunter #Kurapika #Melody hxh #leorio paladiknight #killua zoldyck #gon freecs #neferpitou #chrollo lucilfer #tagging that mf bc nene hates him LMAO #Nene if u can still see this post i am so sorry i love you #i did my best #doodles #fanart #hxh fanart

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meamiiikiii · 3 months

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silly comic based on a time i struggled to read live on stream :thumbsup:

context clip compilation below ASDASDFASA

(cw for brief mention of hospitals/strokes)

#in stars and time #isat #isat odile #isat siffrin #isat spoilers #<- not big ones but the convo this stems from occurs on 3rd floor before king act 2 so #cw hospital #cw stroke #<- brief stroke talk in the clip thats why #odile i am so sorry for making u deal with the fact that i cant read #or just input words?? where there arent any??? i dont know why i do that????#these streams have made me realize i sometimes just autofill words when reading SAFADDA #also random side headcanon i was thinking of while drawing this #is odile speaks alot with her hands?#idk why i just think its fun?#and kinda makes sense as someone who has travelled a lot thru different countries?#personal observation but you can convey/tell a lot without knowing a much of a different language via body language #as someone who grew up with family who spoke a different language that i do not speak LMAO #especially hands!! those say a lot!!#reading body langauge/tone helped me a lot when guessing if what was being talked about a good thing or not #tho tone to a lesser extent since uh it can be hard to tell at times i think ASDFDA #so it makes sense to me???#the art of pointing in general location is a universal skill i think?? yea #to a lesser extent i think siffrin might do this? but more subdued/under the cloak so #the cloak ends up getting in the way 90% of the time so no one can actually see that lmao #okay tag talk over #no stream time today because weather boooooo storms

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sketchy-tour · 6 months

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I need him to bury me in affection right now

#more dca doodles as stress relief cause I am!!! a mess rn!!!!#I mean im fine but aaa woo boy #anYWHOMST! idk why my brain is dragging sun and moon out of the depths of my mind and into the front #After not drawing them for ages I suddenly wanna give them attention again #poor fellas gotta share my attention with WH tho lmao #dca fanart #dca fandom #daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #my art #sketches #self insert x canon #dont tell moon that sun is my favorite im sorry moon i love you too so much i promise

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excali8ur · 4 months

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Weird dream.

#art #tmnt #tmnt original iteration #tmnt au #tmnt au leo #leo #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmta #artists on tumblr #Hi I came up with an AU idea like. Last November #*Oops October actually #And I'm only just posting about it on main. I'm so good at this #Tbf I'm quite happy to just work on it slowly I've got a lot of plot points to iron out anyway #Also I'm primarily doing this for myself #So sorry if the stuff I post doesn't have much substance to it. This mostly only exists inside my brain #Only thing I will share is that I've been referring to the setting as Teenage Mutant Transgender Allegories in my head lmao #They're not explicitly trans. But they may as well be because I am projecting Hard onto this #The turtles are also. Kind of dicks to begin with. Less so Donnie but he has other problems to deal with #The whole thing is about growth and learning to change. So yea #And obviously family too. This is TMNT after all.#ANYWAY. I WILL STOP RAMBLING IN THE TAGS NOW.#Gonna go through my drafts and post the other stuff I made before this one so it's at least in the right order even if I am posting it late

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themadzarka · 2 months

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DW Frisk from @akanemnon's Twin Runes.

#undertale #undertale au #twin runes #deltarune #deltarune au #twin runes frisk is so chonk but my frisk is a twig #i am so sorry about that lmao

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aringofsalt · 4 months

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some highlights from buck's instagram ft. tommy, maddie, and the 118

911 social media series 🚨

#911 #911 on abc #evan buckley #bucktommy #the 118 #pride month #911 social media series #yeah this took over my brain today lmao #i hate making up usernames so some of them are boring SORRY #am i posting this at midnight after saying like 3 hours ago i was gonna write tonight? yes

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fairy-bard · 2 months

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i’ve been loving watching critical role recently if for no other reason than because i get to watch a decent portion of viewers actively falling for cult tactics lmao

a forbes article describes cult tactics as when cult leaders “censor dissenting viewpoints, promote a distorted narrative and use relentless repetition and peer pressure”

ludinus needing to monologue at everyone he meets. cherry picking what information to let people know (ie the orb). showing popular world leaders (gods?) at their absolute worst as a means to win over the vulnerable. creating dissent between cult prospects and the people who they’re close to outside the cult. doesn’t take no for an answer. repeating his points over and over, in whatever context he thinks will be most persuasive. targeting people who’ve lost everything. convincing people that they’re special

matt is a genius.

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icys-junkyard · 1 year

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i apologize for putting Ingo into the hands of this creechur, but i greatly enjoy giving Giratina "pet with something it shouldnt have in its mouth" energy

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