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Pyrrha: (Finds "suspicious hole" item)

Nora: Oh, Pyrrha! Nora has seen that hole before! Ren has one!

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: It sits in place but moves around on the inside.

Pyrrha: And he's excited by this thing?

Nora: Nora isn't sure.

Pyrrha: Yeah, you don't recognize the look~?

Nora: ...

Nora: Alright, that's it. You- You fucking got me to break! Congratulations! You got me!

Nora: Oh...

Pyrrha really is better than Nora...

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Oscar: By the way, Nora, you're still naked.

Jaune: Whoa! Let's get you some clothes!

Pyrrha: What happened to your clothes?!

Nora: My underpants were like shredded wheat~.

Jaune: Uh- Um- HERE!

Nora: (Wearing hoodie loincloth)

Jaune: PHEW! There's kids over there!

Pyrrha: We could've gone to Ever After jail!

Jaune: That's what I'm saying! Nora's gonna be added to another list!

Nora: ...WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, JAUNE? NORA ISN'T A PERVERT! I'M JUST A GIRL.

Oscar: I'M PAUSING THIS! HOLD ON! TIME THE FUCK OUT!

Oscar: Nora pitched this character to me and she says, and I quote, "I'm going to play a sad character, so things don't go off the rails."

Nora: Nora's pretty sad... I thought I was layin' that on pretty thick.

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"TV Tropes Goody to shoes"

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Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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Pyrrha: Nora... Why are you eating butter from the pack?

Nora: Because I don't have any bread! Duh~!

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The following is a lewd NSFW smut work of War of the Roses. Reader discretion is advised.

Jaune: (Straddling Weiss, Holding her neck) You're gonna lie there and watch me use her slutty body. Then you're next, but only if you're a good girl and don't say a word.

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Weiss: (Gazing with yearning eyes)

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Ruby: (Whimpers, Whines as Jaune thrusts)

Jaune: I'm... I'm getting close!

Ruby: (Chewing on her blue ribbon gag, Muffled screams as they both cum)

Weiss: ...

Jaune: (Pecks Ruby's nose) You did great, Ruby. Such a good girl~.

Ruby: (Sighs, Dozes)

Jaune: Now, don't think I forgot about you, Weiss~.

Weiss: !!!

Jaune: (Leaps over, Roughly grabs her) C'mere~! It's your turn, Ice Queen~!

Weiss: (Grunts as he wildly pounds in her, Whimpers as he pulls her by her red ribbons)

Jaune: You're making such cute noises, Weiss~. I knew you wanted this more than anything, so that's why I saved you last~. And here's... your... treat~.

Weiss: (Gasps as they cum together, Dizzy)

Jaune: Whoa, easy now, Weiss... I wasn't too rough, was I? Here, let me get this gag off you.

Weiss: (Pouts) You're too nice...

Jaune: (Kisses her) And that's what you love about me~.

Weiss: That, and your stamina. I hope you're not satisfied with just one round~.

Jaune: I'm not satisfied until you're satisfied, and if you want one more round, you'll get one more round~.

Jaune: (Passed out on the couch)

Ruby: Weeeiiiss~! Stop cheating!

Weiss: It's not cheating if it's included in the game, you dolt!

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Penny: Does creating a crater in the kingdom really cater to the male fantasy?

Ironwood: Of course, Penny! Embracing wanton destruction and struggling to attain introspection is totally healthy for the... for us.

Ironwood: ...Hm.

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Ironwood: The energy required to create this hole is unholy, to say the least.

Penny: Unholy, such as the idolization of masculinity, which equates physical strength with personal worth?

Ironwood: Uh... Er... Y-Yes? ...Hm.

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Penny: General Ironwood.

Ironwood: Yes?

Penny: The Rusted Knight has breached the facility.

Ironwood: Oh no...

Penny: He just wants a hug.

Ironwood: Oh... Well, that's okay, because strength can be vulnerable sometimes and that's okay- I just learned something about myself...

Penny: Beep boop~!

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Ruby: Penny, take me up to the top of that tower!

Penny: (3.0) BEEP BOOP! I AM A TALL ROBOT NOW~!

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Jaune: Feel free to... (Shakes ass) step on me~.

Nora: JAUNE, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Ren: (Clenching fist, Biting lip, Shaking)

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Ren: I'm sorry, Nora, but your Grimm Puppy is banned by Kingdom law.

Nora: It's not fair! Everyone thinks she's a monster, but I've known her all her life and I love her! I know it might be hard to understand, but-

Ren: (Puts hand on her shoulder) Not as hard as you'd think.

Nora: (Weeps)

Ren: (Looks back, Whispers) Run for it.

Nora: R... Really?

Ren: (Nods)

Nora: (Runs, Runs back, Pecks cheek, Runs)

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Blake: We're spending the afternoon at the mall?

Ruby: Yeah! It's like Yang always says~!

Yang: (Thought bubble) For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall! Food? Fun? Fashion? The mall has it all~!.

Ruby: (Runs ahead)

Blake: What?! What did she say?!

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Blake: Yang, it looks like it could Stampede...

Yang: ...Heh, you're right! It does look like my Uncle Andy!

Weiss: It smells worse than anything I've ever smelled...

Little: She's probably harmless! Hey, rabbit lady! Let me ride on your back!

Juniper: (Gets close, Snatches)

Ruby: LITTLE?!

Little: (Jumps out of mouth to Ruby's palm) Whoa~! Hee hee~!

Little: ...She just tried to kill me.

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Jacques: I had this bed commissioned since I know how much you enjoy clowns. Now you can laugh yourself to sleep. (Shuts door)

Whitley: (Looks to headboard)

IF YOU SHOULD DIE BEFORE YOU WAKE... HOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

Whitley: (Rocking at the breakfast table) Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me... Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me...