#I could just devour one

[fullofdelightt]

why am I only now realizing half of my posts are about men who have big arms and mullets like dafuq SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEE

[clancysletter]

TWENTY ONE PILOTS LIVESTREAM EXPERIENCE (2021) Favorite moments ψ

[stinkybrowndogs]

Setter Devouring his Bone

[lovesickeros]

popping in randomly after almost an entire month just to talk non stop about the tsaritsa again everyone sit down.

specifically just thinking about the implications of tsaritsa's ideals originally being about love + the abandonment of those ideals to complete her goal of, presumably, destroying Celestia or whatever she's cooking up. to the point even her people don't love her and I probably don't even remember a time her ideals were of love. now it's all just ice and snow and cold.

which makes romantic fics w her even funnier because she's purposely removed this part of herself and suddenly reader walks into teyvat like they own the place (they do) and I can only imagine her reaction. angry, probably. because why you? what are you doing to her that's caused her hundreds of years of strict adherence to rejecting "love" both from others and to others to just. collapse. absolute shattering of her world and you probably don't even know it bc if nothing else she's good at hiding it. a lot of denial. tries to pick you apart and see what's makes you so different.

and oh she just hates it. she loathes it.

basically one sided enemies to lover trope because she can't stand you for a while but if you stick around she starts warming up to you and it makes it WORSE. so much worse. tries to distance herself but your just everywhere and it gets on her nerves because why does she love you? she isn't capable of love, not anymore. she thought she was.

g-d forbid one of the harbingers or PIERRO notices she'd never live it down. might even consider the implications of just killing you (she doesnt). worse if you know about it and act like a brat she will lose her damn mind

just the tsaritsa being an absolutely horrible mess internally.

[everoutoftouch]

[seasicksilver]

ares & aphrodite designs ...for no reason in particular

[fictionadventurer]

Blue: A Retelling of "The Blue Castle" by M.J. Rednow

Valancy is not a rebel. Every moment of her day is controlled by the artificial intelligence that monitors her movements, but she doesn't dare to resist strict rules of Stirling Society. Any who object are cast out of their safe city and banished to the toxic, dangerous Wilderness. Yet Valancy dreams of freedom, inspired by the secretly subversive writings of John Foster. His supposedly scientific texts speak of the beauty of nature and spark thoughts of society beyond Stirling control--yet, for Valancy, these can be nothing more than dreams. Then the infallible AI medical doctor informs Valancy that she has less than a year to live. Valancy realizes that she doesn't want to die never having lived, and she begins to push back against the restrictions of her life. She speaks out against the pointless rules, helps an invalid deemed useless to society, and is eventually cast out into the Wilderness, where she marries a mysterious outcast who teaches her to brave the wonders and terrors of nature--and maybe, to bring down the Stirling society once and for all.

[balladetto]

hello...! what if i said...return of the little guys mutual

[meredithbeckham]

win the fight, save your life.

[eightfoldslibrary]

Prompt: After becoming a spectral, Max is watching on of his old favorite movies with Zoey and notices something very distracting… There is a background character in the movie that he is super duper sure wasn’t there the last dozen times he’s watched this movie. After getting Zoey’s opinion on this mystery extra, his fears were confirmed. That person, was in-fact, a ghost.

Bonus: Mr. Spender shares a list of unwatchable shows/movies a couple of very dedicated spectrals (part of The Consortium’s Research Division) are compiling and trying their darnest to edit/create a filter to make possible to watch these shows/movies again.

[maagisterpavus]

Get to Know You Better Tag Game

Thanks @themildmahariel for the tag on this one!!

Tagging @silent-words @nevarrantorte @in-the-drowning-deep @themagistersbirthright @tevivinter if you'd like to join in <3

Last Song: Scars by Dirty Honey (this band is sickkk--discovered them when they opened for Slash a few years back!)

Favorite Color: Pink! or purple.

Currently Watching: Chicago Fire (if half-paying attention while someone else is binging it counts as watching) (I do like it though)

Last Movie: oh jeez. I don't remember the last one I watched all the way through. Caught the second half of Jaws on TV last weekend though (faaaave)

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: Sweet, without question. getting a piece of chocolate as we speak. i deserve it

Currently Reading: I... hate to admit this, but I haven't been much a reader for a long while. 😭 I want to read some of the DA books at least... I will... eventually...

Current Obsession: Dragon Age! in case it wasn't obvious.

Currently Working On: What I should say is "my fics." But that's barely been happening lately. So instead what I'm really working on is giving myself grace for that, and not beating myself up so much for not having the energy for all the things I want to do sometimes. you can't pour from an empty cup.

[hana-bobo-finch]

damnnn I hate it when tumblr doesn’t show me posts from my mutuals and I have to scour through their blogs to see what I missed. How barbaric. Especially hate it when I can tell my own posts aren’t being shown. Listen when I post I want EVERYONE to see it. Like look at this

It’s zasp as a larva 🥰🥰🥰ignore the fact that he is Actively Being Eaten

[bitchesgate3]

Kr'y'izoth are one of two species of undead githyanki which can be found in the realms of Dungeons & Dragons. Specifically, they are one of the two unique githyanki undead created by Vlaakith CLVII through the powers of the Crown of Corruption, with the other being the Tl'a'ikith. Created from githyanki wizards, sorcerers and warlocks, kr'y'izoths appear as emaciated and charred githyanki shrouded by an aura of flickering, shadowy-black flames of necrotic energy. These flames obscure their features; even those who knew the creature in life are often hard-pressed to recognize them in death. They speak in a hollow, clipped tone of voice. Ironically, they're described as far more social and versatile than tl'a'ikiths are, which means the lich-queen uses them as high-level troubleshooters. With their additional ability to magically heal others, this means that kr'y'izoths are often attached to elite githyanki units, and so can be found across the Astral and on other planes as well as guarding Vlaakith's palace on Tu'narath. Created from githyanki warriors, predominantly fighters and rangers, tl'a'ikiths are much more common than their kr'y'izoth counterparts, but are usually kept on Tu'narath or other githyanki strongholds as elite guards. These undead githyanki appear as pale, spectral versions of their former living selves, still wielding their race's trademark silver swords. They never speak, instead simply obeying whatever orders they have been given.

[the-blossica-fan]

Actors AU ^-^

When it comes to Bessmert, Marta and Doctor Dores, you could either say they're the same person and just with a long name... or, the funny idea, in which they're all identical triplets 😭 (quadruplets counting Urð 😭)

Dores: Gertrude, what does these texts say? I, ah...

Gertrude, looking over: ...They're fans of you and your sisters. Very big fans. They mention you have nice lips.

Dores: Oh! Well, aren't they sweet ^-^

What's your thoughts? ^-^

I'd say it's just one woman doing everything, and as for her name, it would be funny if they just chose a name and last name for each character, something like: Martha Urd Dores Bessmert. Two names, two last names.

But the idea of quadruplets is so funny 😭

So then, one of them had Vertin, Vert, Mercuria and adopted Yenisei and the others are just divorced aunts with no kids. One has no kids and a divorce pending, the other isn't even married yet and the last one is single to this day.

I still believe it would just be one woman. Bessmert can't catch a break from acting, she appears left and right and haunts the main story, meanwhile backstage she's just a married woman who loves burgers.

And well, did you see that woman? She's to die for. We can't take one we won't be able to take FOUR of these women.

Vert: Most people as if Mom's single, it's starting to get on my nerves.

Regulus: Yo, Vert. Is your mother single? 'cause that woman's so hot!

Vert: ...Regulus I swear to God--

She would get along with Balloon Party as well, she probably has a side job as a college teacher and gave Gertrude a couple classes when she studied for her PhD. Bessmert's a good teacher, I don't doubt her.

[fagatakonin]

Ok so.... what is on the agenda for tomorrow besides the obvious uni torment?

[leblogreblog]

Hot take:

Yaldabaoth should look like a red lobster, or at least a mix between a humanoid and a lobster