#I don’t take much stock in astrology other than it’s kinda fun

[howlingdemon13]

It’s my birthday, so that means I get to subject everyone to the annual joke that is my birth chart. 🤪

Oops all Pisces.

The most Pisces Pisces to ever Pisces. ♓️

[1zdex]

tagged by @bunnycykes (thank you so much!!!! this made me smile)

RULES: answer the following 22 questions and then tag however many people you’d like!

STARZY WILL PROCEED WITH MORE INFO THAN ANYONE ASKED FOR

Name: except here. as i put out too much info about myself as it is im sorry but you guys are still getting my penname unless we’re close Maria

Nickname: Starzy, Starz, Aqua, H20, Ryan/Brennt mun, Kitty, Lil Mouse, Badger, idr any others. There’s probably mean nicknames I don’t know about *killed*

Zodiac sign: PEGASus!!!!!!!!!! I don’t put any stock in astrology (but the actual sign is virgo. Just for the record. Whatever the horoscope tells you will probably be completely wrong. For me. ;) )

Height: 5′2″ last i checked. which was a while ago but. i’m pretty sure i haven’t grown.

Hogwarts house: *looks up my last answer* Kindlehorn. The one that everyone hates because we shun magic. They hate us so much for ruining the ‘fun’, they wrote us out of history. JK Rowling was disgusted with us and dumped us from the pages of her chronicles. but we have Jesus so we’re overall content not to care. (this makes much more sense in context of my previous answer but I don’t want to copy/paste ;P Just listen to my insane ramblings instead.)

Last thing I googled: ...my zodiac cuz i care so little i never bother to retain what it is in my memory. busted. But that only proves how i literally just don’t put any stock in it. I only look it up for... “quizzes” merely for sake of curiosity because those quizzes ONLY give you an answer based on the zodiac. Zodiacs are based on constellations. But honestly? No idea what virgo looks like in the sky. I tend not to like what the constellations “draw”. They look better as just dots of light imo. Stars are great by themselves. ...Before that I looked up the lyrics to Relient K’s “Don’t blink” even if both were technically Bing because even though Bing S U C K S I’m literally too lazy to change it back to google after it forced itself onto my browser without consent.

Favorite musician(s): Relient K, The Classic Crime, Skillet, Superchic[K], Evanescence, Within Temptation, Tenth Avenue North... well i typically just kinda pick songs here and there from artists so it’s kinda hard to say beyond that? I love some of Cascada’s stuff. Asking what genres i like--wait. Nevermind.

Last song I listened to: Grey by Barlowgirl

Song stuck in my head right now: um. i’m literally still listening to the aformentioned song. Is it possible to have another song stuck in your head as you listen to a song? maybe? i can’t remember.

Followers: 299. I can’t wrap my head around it. I don’t even roleplay on this blog anymore. I have to assume it’s because i stopped posting ooc (usually...) and so even though I don’t post roleplay stuff, I still reblog psa stuff. Whenever I say stuff ooc people generally ignore me lmao

Following: 837. (about 200 are rp and the rest are asthetic/writing/other) no offense to anyone but thank God most of them are inactive bc i have an obsession with scrolling my dash which has become a major problem on my 15 minute work breaks trying to go down to the last post i remember on my dash within a time limit and usually this means I end up taking more than 15 minutes -- *inhales* im a bad worker

Amount of sleep: i try to get 8 hours every night but that doesn’t always happen. sometimes i don’t so well, and sometimes i have the morning available so when i wake up and my lethargy kicks in like i only slept 4 hours... i go back to bed and sleep up to 12 hours which im trying not to do anymore. im missing out on life.

Lucky number: another thing i don’t really believe in but as far as my fav number i always liked 5 for some reason.

What I’m wearing: blue jeans, black jacket that fits just right, and underneath it, an “emo” sweater hoodie that’s actually really too small for me but no one can tell because it’s under my zipped-up-jacket. i like this shirt. even if no one can see it. >> m i n e

Dream job: lol, i gave up on dream junk. but i do want to keep applying to the local humane society. that would be a more comfortable work environment for me personally. im not much of a dog person though so i would want to work with cats. Don’t hate dogs. Just... i don’t like being licked. mew

Dream trip(s): I’ve been getting into my Bible more {kinda}, and the more i do i’ve lightly had the thought of seeing Israel. I’m not like... set on it though. I honestly don’t know if there’s anywhere I really care about going in particular anymore?

Favorite food(s): no idea what it’s called: cream of mushroom soup cooked and blended with beef over rice. kinda similar to S.O.S. I also like Ramen, Pho, and (a bunch of other things yet i’m picky?) chips and salsa.

Instruments: My favorite instrument is the Triangle. I can play a mean rendition of “Infinite” by Dangerkids... @fritzymagpies and khloe have heard it. They can attest. It is super bad!! (on your ears)

Languages: just english. i tried to learn spanish for school. no hablo bien. muy mal. muy. i can’t really say anything else in spanish. That’s 3 years of learning folks, down the drain.

Favorite song(s): mmmm... i have no idea. well one i like is “It’s a Dream (Anesthesia remix)” by East Clubbers.

Random fact: i talk too much. about nothing. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT, DIDNT YOU. (starzy’s next big feat: learning to be mute. and not be judged for it.)

Aesthetic: fairytales, Jesus, star shapes, actual stars, mermicorn stuff, sparklies, kitties, and pink/purple/blue or pastel color schemes. (blue tho)

tagging - KHLOE I CAN’T TAG YOU DANGIT--wait bwahaha @m3dicinal-music, @fritzymagpies, @theaiexperiment, @sacredprayer, @the-dark-omochao, @the-inked-quill, aaand uh. i think i’m a bit shy to tag anyone else (if they find this info too personal or whatnot i don’t know them well enough) so IF YOU WANNA, STEAL THE MEME. THING. (i don’t condone any other type of theft tyvm)

[gg-astrology]

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PERSONAL READINGS 💕 (needs birth time):

Brief Natal Readings ($10)

(I'll be talking about the things that stood out: your chart shape *if there’s a significance, aspect patterns. Going through your houses and placements one by one, your axis, usually touch decans if I feel we need a closer look at things. Definitely includes asteroids: Juno | Ceres | Pallas | Chiron | Vesta | Lilith | Eros )

I like having a conclusion at the end, something to tie everything together. Usually with these Brief Natal Reading there’ll be a ‘summary’ at the beginning of the reading as well-- to give you a guide of what we got/what to look for, and then we dive into the analysis as we go. 

It’s usually around hmm, 30-40 pages? I write in bullet points so that might be why, it’s just easier to read and see that way.) 

FULL Natal Readings ($20)

Everything included in the above, but with these:  I like to give a further analysis into it as well. 

I usually go for looking at your Rulers-- Chart Rulers, House Rulers, explain your Empty Houses. I take a look at your Draconic's, Whole House (if it makes more sense) Side-reels if it helps. I try to be?? thorough about it?? And explain things carefully if you’re new or need a lil more tutorial or guidance. 

Ahhh most people like knowing their dominants, so I include that (full disclaimer it’s the walter-pullen method) --- but I’ll clearly tell you that ‘it’s just for fun’. 

I think one thing I should mention about this is that--- it can get pretty intense? And serious?? So usually when we talk/get started I’ll ask if you’re comfortable with me hitting on xx subject, and if you’re uncomfortable with it for any reason at all please tell me so I can move around it and give you the things you need without hitting a sensitive subject. 💕

 Usually takes longer to make, I also answer questions you might want to ask. Anything that could potentially be in your chart? There’s a Q&A section if you want.

For those who might want a narrative guide to what each sign does, what each axis, asteroid does. I also have an appendix you can use, but tell me if you’re interested (it’s 20 pages in total so oof) - approx. 60-100 pages? That’s like-- without the appendix.

Note: If you’re interested in Natal Readings here is an answered ask on the Content Outline of What I provide In Further Details 

Solar Return Reading -- $15

(It’s always nice to understand how this year is gonna go. Or maybe just this period in your life if you’re having a hard time/want to experiment? I offer these readings as kind of like, a birthday present for yourself. I guess this is what ‘2019 Horoscope’ kinda deal but actually based on your birthchart so it’s ksdjnfkskn probably more personal to you --- approx 15+pages) 

Draconic Chart Reading - $15 

(For those who wants to get to know their draconics and maybe how to incorporate it into their lives? I look at the Draconic overlaid over the Natal since it gives a lot more insights of how to work with the above and below layers? I know, it sounds mystic as shit but honestly I?? love draconics?? And I rec everything who ever talks to me to go read theirs?? -- Approx 10+ pages ) 

Brief Persona Reading ($8)

(I have to warn you that I’m still a novice, but I think practice makes perfect. So I’ll be offering only a brief interpretation of reading your persona chart, you can choose which chart you want me to read and I’ll do my best to interpret everything together in the most cohesive way possible  -- approx 4 pages +, definitely low balling, just in case there’s a specific q you want answers to and I don’t have much to write about it since its already in the placement ;; I learnt from my mistakes skdjnfskn) 

RELATIONSHIPS READINGS 💕 :

Note: This is for non-idol aka your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner or crush you have a BIRTHTIME with

Synastry Readings ($20)

(I’ve been looking to do some Overlays for a while, so this is where I spend my energy! We’ll look at houses overlays, aspects and your individual want/needs/charts as well. Since the latter is pretty important, it’ll include a brief ‘overview’ for you both individually if you haven’t done a natal reading with me before. Nevertheless, this can be romantic, sexual, platonic, friends, siblings, parent-child, co-workers, classmates. Any relationship you want-- as long as you tell me so I know what I’m looking for/at -- approx 12+ )

Composite Reading ($15)

(This is different from a synastry because composite reading looks at the tonality/dynamic of the relationship overall! 💕 It’s not just trying to mesh two different people together and try to fit them into each other, it’s looking at how they interact with each other and the tone of their relationship. It’s really nice and fun to read, I recommend getting this one as well since it’s abit cheaper than the synastry one ya know - approx 12+)

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MTL - *cap. at 13 members ($10)

Note: If you’re interested in an Outline for MTL readings here’s an answered ask that briefly explains what’s included 

4 rankings (one conclusive one and 3 to start off with) because You Always Want To Know What Kind of Dynamic You Can Have With Someone In Full Details -- Platonic, Nemesis or Otherwise.

So I give you 3 rankings (no, trust me it’s NOT an overkill) -- and then we talk about Each Member and Your Aspects With Them. I’ll explain how the dynamic works, the little things about it to overall themes between you. Compare it to other members as we go so you get a cohesive idea of how you fit between all the members (kinda like, compare yourself to them as well).

And then we have a conclusive-- which I give you the last Rank (after the analysis) and explain briefly why I choose that order. You Will See.

Takes like, a day to finish. The Fastest out of all my readings (a day for 7 members, I’m not sure about more than that yet -- 20+ pages)

Compatibility Reading: 1 selected member ($ 15)

DISCLAIMER: It's all fun and games but please remember that your development is most important and no matter how fruitful or positive this dynamic might be, if you don't work on yourself then it's going to be harder to accomplish this 'potential' that you have. Also please don't feel discouraged to ask for the members you think you might not have compatibility with, as long as you like them or your curious, perhaps this can be a new way of looking past archetypes of the signs and help you gain hope in your shared dynamic 

I’m gonna be honest with you, sometimes I’ve done reading where the compatibility isn’t positive but I’ll do my best to pull some of it out and give you advice. If I feel really really bad, I include ‘other placements’ that might be good for you instead (or do a little ranking list with the other members so you can feel better with the ‘see and compare’ -- I just don’t want you to feel sad if the outcome isn’t what you wanted ;;

The fun of THIS one tho is that we can look at how THEIR planet falls into YOUR house and how it might conjunct stuff (esp asteroid or axis) and tweak it around 💕 Since we usually don’t have their birthtimes however, we can’t look at how you would impact/fall into their houses. 💕Approx 8+ pages (low-balling, just incase-- y know, some people just don’t have many aspects?? ;; it happens)

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Once I have your information/type of reading, I’ll let you know how long it’ll take (since sometimes I’m stocked up, I don’t want you to wait/get anxious about it so you can just tell me!) --- and I’ll make your chart, confirm it with you again so you can check if anything’s amiss (sometimes people are -- specific about that) 💕

I’ll go over the questions, like if you have a preferred name/pronouns, if you’re comfortable with sexual stuff, sensitive stuff. 💕I’ll double check again throughout the reading when I touch on it, especially since some might be--- really sensitive and I just want to see if you’re doing ok/need some comfort in your reading about how to get better (I usually include like, little advice/productive things you can do anyways) 💕

I’m good at--- well, talking to you when I’m working. So most likely you WILL know that I’m working on your chart because I Will Be Constantly Talking To You The Entire Time 💕

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[canadian-riddler]

The Riddler’s Horoscope

By Indiana

  Characters: Edward Nygma, Riddlerbot OC (Alan)

Synopsis: Horoscopes are never accurate, except when they are.

 AO3

Dad, were you born in the month of July or August?

“July,” Edward said, looking up from the machinery he was working on, somewhat nonplussed.  “Why on earth would you ask me that?”

Alan was carrying a magazine, and he showed Edward the page he was looking at.  This sounded a lot like you.

Edward glanced at the headline before rolling his eyes.  “Alan, horoscopes are meaningless.”

I don’t know, Alan said, looking at the magazine again.  I mean you do kinda…

When this failed to lead anywhere, Edward scowled at him.  “I do kind of what?”

Alan continued to inspect the page in front of him.  You’re reckless with your health, like this says. And –

“Alan,” Edward interrupted, “you do know how people come up with those things, don’t you?”

No.

Edward put down his screwdriver.  “Persons calling themselves ‘astrologers’ have divided the circumference of the Earth into twelve sections.  They call them ‘houses’.  These houses, for some reason, control certain parts of your body.  They then make up a ‘prediction’ based on which planets happen to be where at the applicable time of year.  They lift trends from society and pretend that the planets caused them.  Horoscopes are, most of the time, outrageously wrong.”

But this one isn’t.

Edward inhaled in exasperation.  “Are you sure?”

Pretty sure.

“So it’s accurate as pertaining to you, then.”

Alan looked away from the magazine for a moment.  Probably trying to determine, exactly, what his date of consciousness had been. Edward had not told him, considering he had created him by accident in the first place and had not held much stock in birthdays in many years anyway.

Yes.  Yes it is.

“Oh, let me see that.” Edward got up and Alan relinquished it to him, and Edward scanned down the page.  He shook his head.  “This says you’re hiding from your problems.  What problems could you possibly have?  And even if it were relevant, could you say the same for Nikola or Ada, all under the same bogus star sign as you?”

I’m uncertain Nikola is actually conscious, Alan answered, accepting the magazine again.  And Ada hides from all of her problems.

Edward returned to work. “That is mere coincidence, and means nothing.”

But Alan seemed unable to drop it.

The horoscope in the magazine had been for the entire month, but Alan had discovered the newspaper ran them daily and was very intent on retrieving one to read it.  He seemed to be taking it all extremely seriously, though Edward reminded him at every opportunity that it was just superstition. After the culmination of a particularly successful meeting Edward had decided to make himself tea and call it a day when he saw Alan sitting on the counter with a page from the newspaper and what probably would have been a very intent expression, if he’d had a mobile face.  “What,” he said, not bothering to hide his lack of interest.

This said that ‘your proven skills and talents will lend weight to your suggestions.’

“And?”

There’s usually a lot more arguing during your meetings than there was today.

“Alan.  The planets did not align in such a way that determined a particular outcome of that gathering.  They are my employees, and I am their boss.  They can listen to me or they can become suddenly destitute.  That is all.”

Okay, Alan said, but he did not look up from the paper.

The next day he was forced to admonish Ada, though he hated it, because she did not seem to grasp the fact that, although she found it very amusing to generate frequency sweeps, he found it extremely annoying, not to mention painful.  She did not stop until he yelled at her, at which time she ran away, and instead of even trying to figure out where she’d gone he just sat down and leaned his head against the wall.  His ears hurt.

It’s okay, Dad, Alan said.  You were supposed to do that.

“What?”  Alan was difficult to hear over the ringing.  He would go downstairs and work on the computer for a while and hope this faded sometime soon.

‘A young person in the family may need some discipline. Sometimes there is a need to be cruel to be kind. You-‘

“Alan,” Edward said, standing, “shut up.”

 //

 It kept happening.

He didn’t believe there was any truth to it.  That would be stupid.  But every day the horoscope would have made a prediction for some event, and it was happening often enough he was becoming unnerved.  They weren’t real.  They couldn’t be real.

But the day Edward completed one of his puzzle rooms and was getting started on the cleanup, he discovered all three of his Riddlerbots helping without being asked and without causing a fuss… which the horoscope predicted.  The day after that he sent out the emails informing his better informants that they were being elevated a pay grade… which the horoscope predicted. Two days later he had a somewhat unexpected and confusing invitation from Selina Kyle, of all people, to assist her with some nonsense that gave him an idea for a future plan he had not quite worked out yet… and the horoscope predicted that too.  For two weeks straight, every day the horoscope foretold a significant event, and this event actually happened.  Edward didn’t believe in these things, of course, but he was beginning to wonder if someone was playing a trick on him. It was uncanny.  It was unlikely.  But it was happening, and more often than he would ever have liked.  

The following evening Edward was having a cigarette on the porch and Alan was reading his horoscopes, and Edward side-eyed him, waiting for the prediction.  “Well?” he said, when his expectation was met only with silence.

Well what? Alan asked.

“No ‘I told you so’ today?”

I’ve never said that, Alan said. But none of this applies to you.  It says you shouldn’t spend money on extravagance you can’t afford, but you have a lot of money.

“I haven’t spent any money today either,” Edward told him, throwing the end of the cigarette into the yard.  “Well, it was fun while it lasted.”

I have the one for tomorrow already, Alan said, picking up a paper Edward hadn’t seen from beside him.  Do you want to hear it?

Edward stood up, shrugging, stuffing his hands into his pockets.  “Why not.”

'Though you feel confident about certain issues it can sometimes be hard to express your thoughts without sounding smug. You have firm opinions and you know you are right. Unfortunately, other people feel equally as strong in their views. Why not think twice before sharing your ideas? Use tact and diplomacy and you will retain your popularity much longer.’

Edward actually had to laugh at that one.  “All right. You got me.  That is quite accurate.”

Alan laughed as well. You’re not going to listen to it though, are you.

Edward shook his head. “Why should I?  It says right there I’m right, doesn’t it?”

It does.  And Alan folded up the newspapers and stacked them on the side of the porch.  I don’t think I’m going to look at them anymore.

“Why not?”  He waited for Alan to pass through the door before moving over the threshold himself.  “You were having fun, weren’t you?”

Not really, Alan said, shrugging a little.  Horoscopes make it look like someone already planned your life out for you.  I’m glad it was wrong today, because it was starting to bother me.

Edward pressed a hand to his shoulder.  “Don’t you worry, Alan.  Nobody directs my life but me.  The arrangement of the planets certainly does not.  Astrology is merely cheap entertainment for the easily swayed masses.”

It can be very convincing though, Alan told him, and belatedly Edward realised what he’d just said might have been taken as an insult. He made an attempt at correction.

“Oh but of course!  If the predictions didn’t somehow connect with a sizable portion of those reading them, they would not be so popular. Things that appeal to the lowest common denominator are quite often very convincing.”

They almost started to have you there for a minute though, didn’t they?

“Of course they didn’t!” Edward protested.  “What can some yutz pulling generic descriptions out of a hat possibly tell me about myself that I don’t already know?”

Still, he thought as he and Alan made their way to the basement.  It couldn’t hurt to give the horoscope a look-over tomorrow.  Just in case.

  Author’s note

My Riddler’s birthday is July 29, 1973.  It was a wonderful coincidence that, when I was looking through horoscopes to determine when his birthday should be, Leo was bang-on AND July is a prime number.  

I wanted to write this fic because I saw a monthly horoscope post for November and, while it was about 0% accurate for me, it was 100% accurate for Riddler, as usual, and I find that super hilarious.  The horoscopes in this fic are from a website that archives them back for three months./

[redruffs]

brace yourself it's a long q&a

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? •I can't remember where I put something and I'm just- 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? •Not really 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? •Probably not . I don't think it's something I'd ever want to do, but if they're happy and not addicted or relying, I really don't mind. 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? •It just depends on the person, I guess. I think everyone is wonderful and good and worthy of trust until proven otherwise. 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? •Watching Harry Potter :P 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? •Probably no one, I do a lot of things alone. 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? •I take things like that pretty hard. Not because of I was hurt, but because my trust was broken and that's what hurts the most. 8: Are you close with your dad? •Absolutely not. He left when I was 10 after CPS was called on his wife for continued child abuse, and we've spoken once since and he doesn't care to contact/acknowledge me. 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? •Nope. 10: What are you listening to? •'Glass Bead' by GFriend. A bop. 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? •tea! 12: Do you like hickeys? •I've never had one so I guess I don't have a personal opinion. 13: What time do you go to bed? •11-1ish 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? •Yeah. 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? •Oh gosh, no. I'm a mess with one hand. 16: Do you always answer your texts? •I try to!! 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? •No not at all! She's still one of my favorite things in life and I love her dearly. 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? •Last night we talked about pooping. (: 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? •Yes!! 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? • 'what if teddy was a werewolf' 21: Is anyone else in the room with you? •my dog! 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? •holy avacados yes 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? •I think I'm happier now. 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? •Oh, definitely. 25: In the past week, have you cried? •YEP LAST NIGHT. I saw this cosplay gif set of Teddy/Nymphadora/Remus Lupin and it seriously made me shut down for about ten minutes. 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? Black :P 27: Do people ever call you by your last name? •No? 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? •yes and it hurts like hell. 29: Do you have a best friend? •yeah! they both live in different states though. 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? •I've never kissed anyone, so. 31: Who was your last call/text message from? • I think it was from @efrabbit ! i haven't read it yet oops ily 32: Are you mad at anyone? •Not really, there's no use. 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? • ^^ 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? • ^^^^ why do these all include kissing 35: How many more days until your birthday? •69 days! (oh god.) (may 8th btw) 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? •I think I have summerschool bc I failed the first semester of biology, but I don't usually do much in the summer besides read and watch movies haha. 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? •Woah, not really. Gotta fix that 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? •I don't think so? 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? •Not really? I'm pretty open with my friends. 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? •stOP 41: Do you think age matters in relationships? •I mean,,, okay, if it's like a 14 y/o with a 20 y/o or something like that, I think that's not great, just because of maturity. But otherwise no, not really. 42: Are you available? •No, I'm out of stock. Sorry. :P idek 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? •Still in it, but one?? 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? •I want the side of my nose pierced so bad. 45: Do you believe exes can be friends? •Yeah! I'm seriously really good friends with two of them. You had stuff in common for a reason. :) 46: Do you regret anything? • "Never regret anything, because at one point it was exactly what you wanted." I've lived firmly on that for a long time. 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? • TONKS ! DESERVED ! BETTER ! 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? •Actually yes, and it hurts me really often that I lost her. But I'm glad she's happy. 49: Was your last kiss a mistake? • ): 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? • She lives elsewhere, but that's going to change one day. 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? • no but all these kiss questions will make me cry 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? • OH COME ON 53: What was the last thing you ate? • I had an egg roll 54: Did you get any compliments today? • I don't think so? maybe today has been fuzzy, I've been super sleepy for some reason. 55: Where are you going on your next vacation? • I think Austin for my cousin's awards 56: Do you own anything from other countries? • YEAH. I own so much kpop stuff, some other Korean items, stuff from Mexico I got on cruises, and whatnot (: 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? •girls! 58: Where have you lived most of your life? • I have only ever lived in this kinda smallish town in Texas. 59: When was the last time you took a long drive? •Last weekend! My mom and I drove a few hours to a super small town to go shopping and to go to like four Bucky's :P it was fun ! 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? •no & no thank you 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? • Oh gosh no I could never 62: Who do you text the most? •My two really good friends :) 63: What was the last movie you saw? •I watched Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban this morning! It's my favorite along with GOF. 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? • I'm single lmao. 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? • Probably one or two power rangers, since I was like, nine. 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? • im- 67: Do you curse around your parents? • Sometimes? but it's like the not terrible ones 68: Are you happy with where you live? •House-wise? No, not really. We've never had a house of our own or anything that wasn't an apartment, and I'd like to get a house someday. 69: Picture of yourself? • um... ugly. 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? •mono 71: Have you ever been dumped? • No 72: What do you most like about making out? •I'm actually going to cry why me 73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? • stop. 74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? • B y e 75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? •their soul yall. 76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? • my best friend <3 77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? • virginvirginvirgin 78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? • goodbye 79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? • her 80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? •yeah ofc! 81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? • yeah 82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? • it depends 83: Do you miss your last sweetie? • I read that as sweet and looked over at the lollipop stick so yes I want it back 84: Last time you slow danced with someone? •I haven't 85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? •yeah lmao oh gosh 86: How can I win your heart? • Tell me a cheesy Harry Potter pickup line and you're golden 87: What is your astrological sign? • I'm a Taurus! 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? •sleeping 89: Do you cook? • yeah!! 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? • Yes. She contacted me again and we've been just as close as we were ever since and I love her so much. 91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? • Only of it was with someone particular. Otherwise no. 92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? •Not really sure? 93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? • honestly I really don't nitpick like that, it just depends on who the person is. 94: Name four things that you wish you had! •confidence, •a freaking brown mascara, a skirt for this thingy, and my Hogwarts letter than is reasonably late, but it's okay, I'm patient. 95: Are you a player? •no 96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? •no 97: Are you a tease? •I mean no not really ? 98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? •nope 99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? •yepyep 100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? •myself because I'm great stop sleeping on me, world 101: Hugs or Kisses? •hugs. hugs are amazing. 102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? •No, I'm really not 103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? • I always notice how tall someone is 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? •I guess 105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? • no ! no ! no !!!! that would break an innocent person's heart over my own shitty lust and that's not okay, I could never 106: Do you flirt a lot? •I think sometimes how I talk to people comes off as flirting but I'm really not trying to flirt 107: Your last kiss? • ((': 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? • I hate this 109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? • naiwjwosjsjshwk 110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? • nymphadora tonks. I would kiss her on head and promise that I'll always fight for her. 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? • nah 112: Does someone like you currently? •yes? 113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? •yes 114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? •serious shit man 115: Ever made out with just a friend? • take a wild guess 116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? • I'm not really sure tbh 117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.