#I don't like that!!!

[werewolfmack]

Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better! Tagged by @astoriachef (hello mossy frog friend)

Relationship status: common-law married to tumblr user @lily-ily-ly

Favorite color: RED

Song stuck in my head: you don't own me by Leslie Gore (because it's in the credits of one episode of the Harry & Megan documentary 😭)

Last song I listened to: I am on a crusade to introduce country music to all my friends and tumblr so here's one I listened to today!

My hometown's coming in sight- if you think I'm happy, you're right! Six days on the road and I'm a-gonna make it home tonight.

Three favorite foods: crab legs, nectarines, nice fresh bread with butter or cheese

Last thing I googled: Megan Markle age (i did warn everyone I was gonna get really into her)

Dream trip: Right now it's Alaska! It sounds fun, romantic, very different to where I've ever been. Beautiful and strange. I want to see what it's like when the sun never sets. Maybe I'll really like it.

Tagging (anyone I see in my notes regularly + beloved mutuals + friends + treat this as a Follow Forever and everyone follow each other!) :

@unlimitedgoats @squishmelo @dakotacityrag @mynameiskleiosgirl (what happened to the vanilla extract???? lol!) @gaypizza @nonbinarygrimwalker @acidshadow @corpsegods @bacongun @frogspawned @meroisachurro @blindbirdnerd @sul1engirl @jrvarsityjackets @werewolf4vampire @britomartis @alight-alone @worstseawitch @rainblug @toadstoolfuel @universeinajar @armchair-factotum @kingedmundsroyalmurder @hiwifive @worstseawitch @johnnygatknifeplay @callmebliss @pricklyest @meroisachurro @lizard-city @tanukutie @beingtransrocksactually @sciencetynan @miss-grey @chiaroscur0

[girldraki]

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[frenchublog]

kosovo miku

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[bethfuller]

limited perception.

find me on instagram!

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[wizard-laundry]

QUICK REMINDER

In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.

be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.