#I fucking hate that emoji

[shizuu-chann]

What's one of your LEAST favorite emojis? Ones that fikk you with an unreasonable and seemingly nonsensical rage? For me, it's this motherfucker:

😳

May it die a thousand fiery deaths. I hate its fucking guts. I wish it would vanish from the face of the earth. Fuck you, shitty emoji.

[thatbuddie]

after buck and eddie get together, eddie starts giving buck absentminded kisses all the time.

kiss on the forehead after he passes him his morning coffee. kiss on the cheek while buck is cooking dinner. kiss on the back of his hand as buck drives them to bobby’s house for a family bbq. kiss on top of his head while they cuddle watching a documentary. kiss on his shoulder while they sit on the station couch reading in between calls.

but buck’s favorite kisses? the ones edde blows him from a distance. when no one is looking during a call and they have to separate, buck doing evac and eddie treating some minor burns. when buck is pulling out of the their driveway to go meet maddie and jee for lunch and eddie sees him off from the front porch. during their family night out at the movies with chris in between them before the action film their son chose and they’re both probably going to hate begins.

every single blown kiss is always followed by eddie mouthing “i love you” at him, and every single time buck feels himself start to blush, the butterflies in his stomach staging a very chaotic and uncoordinated flash mob.

there’s something so exhilarating about knowing that no matter how close or far away they physically are eddie always wants to be kissing him. like eddie knows just as well as buck does that his lips were always meant to graze buck’s skin and leave behind goosebumps for hours to come.

even when they can’t see each other at all, buck knows eddie is thinking about it too because eddie does not go more than 3 hours without sending him little 😘 emojis. he doesn’t say anything else, doesn’t contextualize them because he doesn’t need to. it's just random 😘 throughout the day, scattered in between the rest of their texts.

buck [3:33pm]: got caught in traffic, chris and i will be there soon! eddie [3:33pm]: ok, hen and denny just arrived eddie [6:03pm]: 😘

&

eddie [11:27am]: can you write “chris dentist appointment” on the kitchen calendar for 10/17? buck [11:31am]: done! eddie [11:32am]: thanks, baby eddie [2:16pm]: 😘

&

buck [10:08am]: we also need eggs! buck [11:43am]: remind me to replace the lightbulb in chris’s bedside lamp eddie [1:14pm]: 😘 eddie [3:09pm]: your amazon package just arrived buck [3:09pm]: yaaaaaaay eddie [7:24pm]: 😘

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eddie [6:02am]: 😘 eddie [8:56am]: 😘 eddie [9:07am]: 😘 eddie [12:31pm]: 😘 buck [3:17pm]: 😘😘😘

[morballs]

hi gore warning but my bitchass dog

[cemeterything]

we need a dog begging emoji

[raylasgf]

i think it’s so sick and twisted actually. how he wiped his mouth exactly where she touched him. how there wasn’t even drool there for fucks sake!!!!!

look me in the eye and tell me it wasn’t intentional. LOOK ME IN THE EY-

[aquared]

i hate him hope he dies

[wheels-of-despair]

happy six month-aversary! 🖤

Eddie & 🐈‍⬛

"Dinner's here," you announce as you enter the Munson Castle, tossing the pizza box on the tiny table so you can get your shoes off.

Eddie's laid back on the sofa, his socked feet crossed on the coffee table. He's wearing plaid boxers and a faded black t-shirt with holes in it. He's got his arm wrapped around a box of cereal, and a full mouth that would make a chipmunk proud. He waves in lieu of spewing more crumbs down his front. A wise choice.

God, you love him.

"Your familiar's outside," you tease, taking off your jacket.

He finally finishes chewing his mouthful of cereal, swallows, and asks, "that bad-ass black cat that all the kids are scared of?"

You pick up the pizza box and bring it to the sofa.

"Nope, the little raccoon that keeps getting into everybody's trash."

A Froot Loop hits you in the chest, then bounces back onto the sofa.

Of course your feral raccoon of a boyfriend picks it up and eats it.

wheels-of-despair's six-month fic-iversary emoji-bration

[kosmical]

you make fun of byakuya because you hate him. i make fun of byakuya because i love him and he deserves it. we are not the same

[thxnks4themrms]

Spot the difference

🦕

[bloodheartz]

Self proclaimed empaths on their way to "advocate for the mentally ill 🥺" by demonizing every cluster b personality disorder

[githling]

maybe it's the lesbian in me but there's literally no appeal to gortash. the other guys i can understand, but fucking gortash????

raphael is handsome and disgustingly charming. idk anything about haarlep yet, but he's beautiful. rolan and dammon and all the other popular male side characters all have their charm too.

but gortash looks like a sad, wet mop. a sad, manipulative, ugly wet mop. he looks like he'd be a reddit incel and smell like old ham and crusty socks. not to mention all the vile, depraved shit he's done.

and he has a stupid haircut :/

[rainymoodlet]

lettin' the kids cut loose!! 🍸 after her very successful dinner party, ivory took her friends for a night on the town! ⛓️ ivory was making goo-goo eyes at savannah the whole night which a.) she seemed to be entirely aware of and b.) bothered cassandra to the bone

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

🐠🐠🐠

[thosedamnlemmings]

Song quiz i made

[taikk0]

NOW... WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF 2023 DONNIE HAVING A LISP.

[palmtreepalmtree]

Taking a little holiday break with my mom, my sister, and my nieces. My sister just revealed that she's feeling better today. Apparently she had a really bad sore throat yesterday but didn't want to say anything because she didn't want to cancel the trip.

So I spent two hours in the car with her yesterday while she was obviously coming down with something while neither of us were wearing masks to reduce the risk of transmission.

She literally was like 'sorry ptpt, hope you don't get sick.'

Like... fuuuuuck.