"Fwhip is pretty sexy" - Jimmy Solidarity
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when bots come looking to me for money I’m like lolz you think I have any more money than you. I’ve got a nickel and a half eaten spam sandwich do you want that?
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bruh for all my gusto in writing fic or bullshitting assignments i CANNOT do screenplay. i have a write 2 scripts for work and i have been staring at the doc for three hours
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sometimes i wonder if it's possible for a positive wish to be granted. it's been said that what counts as a negative wish is subjective based on what the demon thinks is negative, so it seems there's really no hard rules on what cannot be granted, just that the demons choose not to grant positive wishes because they don't want to. but like, what if one did?
i doubt a purebred would ever do that. but a hater? they were once human. i get the whole thing with haters is that they hate humanity but hating humanity does not necessarily always translate to wanting every single individual to get fucked. or maybe haters who hated humanity but don't want to fuck over every individual human aren't powerful enough to grant a wish due to not being as hateful as some other haters. but even so, what if a demon thought a positive wish would turn out bad in the long run or thought it'd make an interesting story or experiment? i could see it being granted, then. shrug, it's a fun thought experiment
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Day eight hundred forty seven 847 Barraskewda
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I've managed to write almost two different updates so far this week because they just flew out of me. So now today I was hoping to finish writing the end of The Devil at Your Window's installment "Interruptions," but the inside of my brain all day has instead looked like:
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Baby daddy - "Hear me out. Cassian. Drew McIntyre."
Me - "Who?"
Baby daddy - *sends picture*
Me - "Um. Maybe. Still pretty attached to Harwin Strong as Cassian."
Baby daddy - "Look at his thighs. You thigh whore."
All of you who knew who this man was, how dare you hide him from me. 🥴🥴🥴
The smirk.
The body
The this.
I am no better than a man...
Update - he has a sword.
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Donnie: "I will explain this topic in detail to you."
Me: "Is this an offer? I have something to do-"
Donnie: "This is a threat."
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damn wait, rafayel in his caleb era would be like... would his fire evol be the one that turns him into ashes instead of exploding @starfallforest
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