#I hate java

[tenpent]

jelly jiggler drawing i specifically drew to not study for my java exam out of spite

[casper-ry]

doing a school project while listening to music, and this happened:

*Chiquitita by ABBA is playing*

"Chiquitita, you and I cryyy~"

Me: Oh you're also doing programming homework?

My dad who overheard: *dies of laughter*

[theredzelda]

So right now I'm crying because I have to empty a bucket and to add water to the bucket but I don't know how much water is leaving and how much water I must add and it doesn't make any sense and why, why do I have to rewrite the same function 3 time in a row and how tf do I know those values since I don't have my pipe right now !!!!!

[boltslutters]

good job lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it

[ricopop]

bob and finder date. although i wish bob's friends were normal

@superbellsubways

[5h0w1sh]

Title Screen Art for my Sonic Fangame!!

(Background is subject to change- )

[dseval]

Hello audience. Unfortunately, I am still on my break. However, I am happy to announce that I am still alive and kicking. In fact, I decided to make use of my unemployment and revisit HTML, CSS, and JavaScript to create... A visual novel.

Good News: code is 100% reusable because I used a JSON (i do not know how that works, someone can kindly explain to me...)

Bad News: this code sucks ass, and NOTHING works except playing the story. Transitions? Doesn't work. UI/UX? Ass. Effects? Hell no... Also, 70% of the features aren't present yet I'm gonna do it later.

Oh, this is CrossDust, if you can't tell.

Dust Sans by Ask-Dusttale, Cross Sans by Jakei

I'm gonna respond to asks and do requests later (After my break is over). This is just a small update teehee.

[mademoisellesarcasme]

I'm fairly well aware that I'm an urban creature who would wither and hibernate if taken out of metropolitan areas for any length of time but few things remind me of how acutely dependent my native environment is like the glee I feel when I spy a place specialising in "coffee & bubble tea" in a part of the world i know to have reliable quality on both of those

[armyofpsychictrashcans]

If static variables bad, why does it make my code work

[linuxbian]

Cried and then turned in my completely unrunable, untested, steaming pile of garbage, lmao lets see if my professor takes any pity on me.

Trying to get a project done for school and eclipse decided it doesn't know what a string is anymore. Uninstalled java, reinstalled it, checked build paths multiple times. About to cry tbh.

[im-not-steve]

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MOJANG IS KEEPING US IN THE BASEMNT WE AIRNT GETTING OUT

STOP MAKING NEW MINECRFNT WORLDS

THE BEDROCK BASEMNT PPL ARNE HIGH AS SHIYT

I’M NOT HIGH JUST CAFFEINATED

FAST FUCKING TYPER

SQUIRREL CORE SQUIRREL CORE SQUIRREL CORE

[phoebastria-albatrus]

i think i need a snickers (voice of a guy who doesn’t have any)

[javaskullz]

If you voted for Trump I genuinely think you’re a fucking idiot idk

[xeneric-shrooms]

Various items you can place on trapdoors in bedrock:

Signs

Item frames

Paintings

Rails

Buttons

Pressure plates

Doors

Lanterns

Banners

Flower pots

Bells

Cake

Coral

Tripwire hooks

Repeaters & Comparators

AMETHYST CLUSTERS

DRIPSTONE

TORCHES

REDSTONE DUST

But you can't place

FUCKING

LADDERS

[mossy-covered-bones]

I cant wait to finish this class and never touch javascript again

[acesammy]

ugh applying to jobs recently has felt like back when i was in college the first time applying to movie theater jobs and getting denied without an interview despite being 19 with 2 years of experience - including managerial experience