#I have a Charlie horse

[aethelredism]

Just got out of the worst ghost tour in my life. I had to invent an excuse to get us out of it early after THREE AND A HALF HOURS (it was advertised as being an hour and a half) and the guy still had the audacity to ask for a tip

From one (former) ghost tour guide to another…eat shit and die

[buggachat]

Hmm, sorry guys, I might skip posting beau today. Had an arm cramp last night and it’s not too bad, but I think I’d like a day to recover a little

[sketchy-julia]

It’ll just be you, and me, and Peter Nincompoop! 🐴 ☀️

[skitskatdacat63]

"Bring on The Dancing Horses"(x) - Echo and The Bunnymen × Ferrari Drivers

[alieliscious]

After rewatching Spirit horse movie for the millionth time I introduce Hazbin Hotel x Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron to you all

I probably won't post the rest of the cast until the day after tomorrow since it's a school night

In this AU, in place of Hell is the Tophet Herd, which resides in the Badlands and overall deserty areas, meaning lack of water and food, which also means that the horses are hungry, thirsty and really angry. The Tophet Herd mostly consists of either lone wild horses, Heaven's Cavalry's sick and/or injured horses or horses dropped off by their owners to let nature finish them off.

In place of Heaven is Heaven's Cavalry, also acting as the Exorcist army. The cavalry acts as A training base for young soldiers and cavalry horses.

Once a year Heaven's Cavalry descends upon the Badlands to wrangle in as many horses as possible for the army, gravely injuring or even killing Tophet Herd's horses in the panic. So to counter this, Charlie has decided to move her entire herd further away from the humans. But since Tophet herd is so ridiculously big, moving the entire herd at once would risk forgetting someone behind, so Charlie comes up with the idea to move smaller groups at first and then move onto bigger and bigger groups.

But then comes the problem of scouting out an appropriate place. So Charlie gathers the original cast, goes to meet with some of the important cavalry horses(Adam, Lute, and later Emily and Sera) with help from her dad(cuz y'know fallen angel=abondoned cavalry horse and I'm sure Lucifer still had close connections with a few cavalry horses).

[good--merits-accumulated]

i fear i am endlessly predictable (writing new dps au which is once again fantasy with Arthurian elements)

[oh2e]

I love watching fight scenes where the main character doesn’t have a helmet on so we can recognise them or whatever because the truth is they’d be dead immediately

[glsneeg-enthusiast]

do you still need frank enrichment im just remembering i forgot to send a followup ask uhhhhhhh. have u thought abt why frank rlly wants to ride the horse before. about how he probably loved horses. also what kinds of shows did they make him act in. has he always been the butt of the joke for being queer or did that only happen after they found out he was with sneeg

i need frank enrichment forever and ever

[heyclickadee]

Back to wanting to eat that bacta gel.

[ghostsinthecellar]

oh shit?? our ~weatherization coach~ said we might be able to get a (free) replacement for one our appliances, perhaps the ancient fridge or useless washer, but not to plan on it because, yknow, no guarantees.

he's coming Monday to measure the fridge. and the washer. and the stove. HMMM

[eltehdork]

Watching central park is fun when youve watched shows that are bad and see concepts handled by them handled so much better

[dark-mnjiro]

You know what they don’t warn you about when it comes to pregnancy? Your gums just randomly bleeding because why not and just constant Charlie horses.

[digirainebow]

just sent riley into the portal for the first time and i feel hysterical

[more-jon-mess]

Charlie Day Responds to a Tweet

[captivemuses]

"Ow...... ow........ ow........ ow......."

The word was being dully repeated almost like a matra as Bennett hobbled along the bridge leading back into Mondstat, past the guards keeping watch that evening, and as he arrived at the bottom of the stairs that led up into the city square. Just up that and to the left to get home, but just hobbling back from Wolvendom and covering the almost full mile to where he was now had aggrevated his twisted ankle enough, stairs were not looking kind even if he was this close to home.

Of course him trying to walk and hop up a short cliff face he thought he could climb to get back to the city faster had backfired, turned into him slipping and rolling back down to the bottom, and ending up with a severely twisteed ankle. His not so good luck striking once again. Trying to hobble up even more stairs to get to the Cathedral in the slim chance Barbara was still there this late wasn't really worth the risk, he could always hobble up there in the morning. Grimacing as he took the final step towards the stairs, Bennett took a deep breath and slapped both his cheeks at the same time to hype himself up for this.

"You got this Benny, you can make it up the stairs, it's way too cold to stay out here and sleep outside Cats Tail."

[breitzbachbea]

Charlie is not good with beafts, but the closest you get to exhilarating speeds before the invention of the car is horseriding I believe, so he'd be a good rider, I reckon. Which makes a potent basis for a Rake Courtship AU scenario that is "Michele has outsourced horse riding lessons to Harry and Charlie, so that's surely gonna go well with the twins."