“After the war,” Doom parrots, grins down to the floor. “Had a clown for first meal, did you, Grey.”
“Sorry if I offended your sensibilities,” Grey snipes, delivers a kick to Doom’s protected thigh. “Move over, Sunshine.”
Doom reluctantly does as so politely requested and shuffles to the side with a groan. “Not my name anymore,” he reminds, doesn’t even try to make his voice gruff.
“Would fit better with the theme your Generals have going on.” Grey helps himself to the water bottle resting by Doom’s foot. “Answer the fucking question already, Commander Sunny.”
“The usual,” he says loftily, hides himself between his hands. “Fuck my way through Coruscant.” Ask, if not beg, his way into the Jedi Temple’s produce gardens. “Find myself a pretty thing to settle down with.” Maybe, for once, be on the receiving end of being cherished. “Probably have a bunch of tubies.” Create the perfect strawberry through care and studying and time. “Probably cheat along the way,” he adds. “You know me.” Holding something precious and fragile, something robust and nutritious. Alone in a little lab if he’s really lucky, with the Jedi’s knowledge and expertise right around the corner. Feeling the sun on his face, on the newly uncurled leafs. Feeling life when his fingers sink into the soil. “And die drunk in a gutter.”
“You’ve never been a good liar, Doom,” Grey remarks quietly.
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been thinking about minish cap a lot recently
[IMD ID: A stylized version of Link from Legend of Zelda Minish Cap incorporating more minish-like clothing, with Ezlo looking more like a bird. Image 1 features a minish sized Link in a forest looking confused at a map. While the 2nd image features Ezlo yelling 'IDIOT' at link in a simplified chibi style. /END ID]
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The only things I managed to doodle in between Artfight attacks lmao (I only draw anthros because of it, and it's fun,, I'm not a furry lol but I love anthro charas)
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it just occurred to me that this is an Outfit that Belongs to Ford (presumably) and so i needed to draw him in this funky pineapple shirt and sunglasses.
bonus edit: au where ford forgets to do his laundry before sending the post card out and so he greets stanley wearing this.
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hAHA it's real late for me and i'm tired as hell
but an observation: "ugly truth" and "watch me work" have the same bpm. also velvet and lou remind me of one another. kid movie villains that slay way too hard? yes please!
...anyway imma go honk mimimi now.
original meme for the 2nd image under the cut:
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