#I havent slept

[lavenderhayes12]

me when fated soulmates

[buggachat]

get you a catgirl (gender neutral) who'd put a gamecube in a picnic basket for you

[fightthesun]

come to the haligtree! theres lesbians there!

[that-anxious-enby]

I'm thinking about the symbolism of House a Wilsons offices (that dosent exist and that i definitely just made up cause im that delusional)

let me explain. (bare with me here im slightly insane)

so lets imagine for a moment that the hallway outside their offices is us, the audience.

House's office is glass, he is completely visible to us. his office door does not lock, we can come and go as we please.

Wilson's office has no windows facing the hallway, we cant see him. his door can be locked, we cant enter unless he lets us. (ie. wilson centric episodes)

as the main character of the show we see the world through House's eyes, we follow him to his home, to work, we even see inside his mind. when he hallucinates we see them as if they are our own, we are in his mind. us the audience ARE House.

we have free access to watch his life through the glass.

but Wilson? we cant. we cant spy on his life in the same way because, again, we are House.

now think back to their offices. if we are House, then we're in Houses office. if we're in Houses office then how do we get to Wilson? How do we learn about him and his character? the balcony. the balcony with a glass door that faces directly towards House. we can learn about Wilson by watching him through the glass door that is only visible to House. we learn about Wilson through House. (almost)everything we know about Wilson is through House because Wilson only lets House freely spy on his life. thats why the door is glass, thats why the door faces house, thats why the door doesn't lock.

[hiro-dotcom]

Goodmorning!

[saladelektra]

[smiggles]

I remade Dami's ref tonight

[vala-dreams]

Httyd au in which Hiccup gets to be the feral dragon boy he was destined to be.

Basically, what if the underwater scene in the first movie when Stoick frees Toothless from his chains during the fight with Red death didn't happen? (Im talking about that scene before Stoick tells Hiccup that he's proud to call him his son)

I think there was some form of understanding between Toothless and Stoick in that scene. When Stoick pulled Hiccup out the water and broke Toothless free he showed Toothless, for the first time, that he wasn't the enemy here. Not anymore.

What if that had never happened?

What if Toothless managed to break the chains, all by himself, fuelled by his panic when he saw Hiccup drowning? What if Hiccup managed to cook up a last minute plan to free him, using all those sharp bits of metal and debri to do the job quicker, before he lost breath?

In both cases the fight would probably go like how it did in canon, minus the heartfelt moment Hiccup shared with Stoick before the battle.

Hiccup would still get knocked off by the Red Death's tail, and Toothless would undoubtedly go after him, having to bite his leg off in process, etc etc.

But,,,,when Stoick finally finds them after the battle, worried out of his mind, thoughts consumed by the fact that the last thing Hiccup might've heard from him was him declaring that he wasn't his son, he does not encounter a trusting night fury. Toothless does not unfurl his wings to show him his son.

Instead, he glimpses his son under it's wings as it shifts, standing with no little difficulty, with Hiccup's limp form between it's forelegs as it growls and hisses at him.

Toothless absolutely mauls anyone daring to approach them, and it eventually has to be subdued by the entire gang + their dragons. It isn't an easy feat, despite Toothless also being injured and drained by the battle.

In the end, they manage to get Hiccup the medical care he needs, the dragons ferry the vikings back to Berk, and it's all a very slow process, especially with the feral protective Night Fury stubbornly guarding Hiccup. Astrid is the only one able to approach them.

And that trend continues,,,even long after Hiccup has recovered. Toothless makes every effort to drag him away from people, and on the rare occasion he isn't successful, he just spends the whole time threatening the poor sods foolish enough to come too close.

As a result, Hiccup spends much of his time away from people, except for Astrid and the gang and most of his time is spent around dragons, learning about them and just being Hiccup being feral.

He goes of flights further and further away from Berk, trips lasting longer and longer, and Stoick fears one day he might never come back. He talks to the beasts in their own language, with hisses and clicks and chirps, the draconic sounds bleeding into his Norse. The Night Fury follows him like his own shadow, protecting him far better than Stoick ever could.

He rues the day he disowned his son.

For it seemed as if the Night Fury knew what he had done, and took Hiccup as it's own hatchling.

[destiel-inpurgaytory]

Jaskier once asked someone to run away with him and we all know how that turned out

Now someone is asking Jaskier to run away with them. Do you know how much this could mean to Jaskier? So much, however I'm thinking that him wanting to find his family is not the only reason he didn't ditch on the spot. I think he was afraid he would do what Geralt did to him. Anyway thanks for coming to my emotional wreckage Ted Talk

[creature-doodles]

•|Bath Time redraw|•

Old Ver.

[kinerxy]

cat

[sweetadonisbutbetter]

more fanart for @ships-n-giggles !! today we will explore the different types of kisses with y/n/coronis!!

PLATONIC

nothing wrong with a big fat smooch on the check, or even nuzzling your friends!!

FAMILIAL

no matter how you kiss tour family, it comes from a place of pure love and warmth :3

Roman- Uh..Why are they- GET THEM AWAY FROM EACH OTHER

we had to end this lesson short bc cori got carried away with striker…

til nextime!!!

[feelingthedisaster]

*andrew minyard is 5 foots tall*

what i should do: google how much 5 foots is in cm

what i did: my school ruler says 15cm is almost 6 inches by what it looks like 2mm (0.2cm), and acording to what i extrapolated from usa movies 12 inches (6x2) is a foot, so a foot would be 30.4 (15.2cm×2) cm, give or take, aka 30cm+0.4 cm, which multiply by five is 30cmx5=150cm and 0.4cmx5=2cm and 150cm+2cm is 152cm so andrew minyard is around 152cm

[pussypopstiel]

Entering a new era of avid media consumption to fill the void

[darlingggdearest]

AM I CRAZY???

Or would it be really cool if I posted a fanfic about all the hashiras going batshit yandere crazy over reader? JUST IMAGINE- all the hashiras want you all to themselves however they have to share you with the others. Not good. To stop themselves from killing each other they pull out the "child of divorce card" and assign each hashira a day to have you at their estate, like, "Oh it's Tuesday! Giyuu gets you for the day!" (and night, *cough* choke me *cough*) Or even: Some hashira have to share you for the day, and instead of sleeping next to one person that night you're sandwiched between the bosoms of Gyomei and Rengoku, (I would die a happy death if I was suffocated by those voluptuous pecks) Or even worse- What if you fall in love with one of the hashira more than you do the others? What would happen then??

I wanna be thrown around like a ragdoll between the pillars... I think that would be neat.

Am I making sense? Idk it's 5:00 AM and I haven't gone to bed yet.

[saladelektra]

My welcome to Eltingville OCs that have no color because I’m not good with colors, as you can tell I gave up, they don’t even have names