#I knowwww this has probably already been done but oh well

[aliciarose-art]

Cyno being really into the card game in Genshin gave me an idea-

[gwenbrightly]

(Re) Building the Future Chapter 4

Her entire body hurts, but at the same time she's floating. Weightless. Everything feels so far away. So muted. Her mouth feels cottony and there's a nasty aftertaste of rotten lavender mixed with lemon, along with a slight metallic tang. She feels like puking. Is this what dying feels like?

Dying. Cassie has never really thought that much about death before. Not even when her mom died. Though that was probably because she was too little to really understand things, back then.

But holy heck. The pain is intense. She hurts in places she didn't even know existed. On a pain scale of paper cut to mauled by a bear, she's giving this experience a solid 12/10.

If Cassie is dying, this is probably a good time to regret not leaving a note for anyone to find. Her dad won't know where to look for her. He'll be so worried when he gets back from his trip. So heartbroken when she never comes home. There'll be no more hugs. No more cheesy horror movie nights where they pick apart the horrible special effects and cringy writing. No more Cassie.

Oh, well. At least when she's done dying the pain will stop. Hopefully. Her… Her… Those human spaghetti thingies that allow you to feel pain? … Oh, right. Nerves. That's what they're called. Her nerves are on fire.

She longingly waits to be swept into the sweet oblivion of death, but her body seems to be taking its sweet time with that whole thing. After what feels like hours of agonized waiting, Cassie slowly cracks open one eye, then the other, blinking back tears from the painful blurriness of doing so. Maybe she's already dead and she needs to see heaven in order to accept reality? But no. Unless heaven looks like the inside of the Pizzaplex's Daycare, Cassie hasn't died (yet). Not that being in the daycare makes a lot of sense when the last thing she remembers is falling deep, deep below the sinkhole in Roxy Raceway. So maybe she's hallucinating to make herself feel better about being on the edge of death. Or something.

"Oh, good. I think she's waking up," Cassie hears a voice say. There's more, but she can't quite focus on any of it. Everything is still so foggy. She squints up at the source of the voice, trying to identify it. Milky white eyes come into focus. Cassie screams as everything goes black again.

"Get away from me, you monster!"

—-----

"Vanessaaaa!" Gregory calls, banging loudly on her bedroom door. Cassie has disappeared into the sinkhole and he and Freddy could really use some backup. When Vanessa doesn't immediately reply, he rattles it again and threatens to find his lockpicking kit.

"We've been over this before," an indignant Vanessa finally calls from the other side of the door, "You don't disturb me during Me Time and I don't judge your ability to turn video games into a contact sport or question your choices when you impersonate famous Metubers online."

"I knowwww, but this is an emergency!" Gregory insists, choosing to ignore the comments about his semi-legal internet habits.

"The last time you said that, you and Freddy had nearly succeeded in setting fire to our microwave," Vanessa points out. She sounds tired. Her latest therapy session must have been draining.

"We just wanted to see how many grapes we could explode at once," Gregory mumbles,"but forget about that for now. This is a way bigger emergency than that!"

Vanessa finally cracks her door open. She makes that 'I don't believe a word you're saying' face she's gotten so good at lately. The one with only one eyebrow raised - how does she do that, anyway?

"Uh huh," she says in a tone that matches her facial expression perfectly. How can he get her to listen?

Deciding there's no time to lose arguing with her, Gregory grabs Vanessa's arms and starts to drag her down the hallway as he frantically tries to explain the last few hours of Cassie getting herself into a buttload of trouble.

"Gregory, what the heck?" Vanessa starts to protest, but Gregory keeps bulldozing through his story.

"I… um… Might have hacked into the Pizzaplex's security program awhile back… And today while me and Freddy were playing Fazcraft, I got an alert. And when we checked the feed, somebody - a friend of mine - had gotten into the Pizzaplex and someone who sounded like me - butwasn'tmeIswear!"

"Okay, you need to slow down and breath. I can barely understand you," Vanessa cuts in, worried now. She plants her feet to prevent Gregory from dragging her any further. He tugs on her to no avail. Vanessa isn't going anywhere.

Gregory reluctantly gasps in a fresh breath of air.

"My friend is at the Pizzaplex and somebody talked her into deactivating the security nodes," he says more clearly, "Got it?"

Vanessa nods.

"Whoever it was - maybe that… Thing below the pizza? Which would be really bad if it was that." Gregory and Vanessa share a knowing look, "Got her to deactivate all the security nodes and now she's down under the sinkhole! Freddy and I tried to stop her but we couldn't and now she's all alone down there and we have to help her NOW!"

Vanessa says something that would normally prompt Gregory to demand she added a significant amount of money to their swear jar. He, however, decides that the situation will probably call for a great deal of swearing before all is said and done. Who is he to stand in the way of progress?

“So, uh,” Vanessa begins after a moment of awkward silence, “Now that I've had a chance to process all of… that… Have you ever wanted to hack into Freddy's restricted files?”

“Have I ever,” Gregory replies, stepping into the living room where Freddy is staring hopelessly at the monitor. “But how is that gonna help Cassie? It's not like hacking Freddy will turn him into some epic ninja bot or anything.”

Vanessa draws up a chair next to Gregory and Freddy.

“All of the animatronics are programmed with maps of all areas within the pizzplex grounds, from the VIP areas to the parking lot. Including the restricted ones, the ones no one is supposed to know about.”

“Why don't I have any knowledge of this?” Freddy questions. Vanessa looks uncomfortable for a moment.

“Let's just say the map program for these areas is only triggered once you hit a certain point. It's designed to make you forget the exact details once you've returned to the main pizzplex. For… Security purposes.”

“I… See.”

“Erm. Anyway, I was thinking we could use the maps to find your friend and get her out of there before something bad happens,” Vanessa explains.

“Okay if we poke around in your head a bit?” Gregory asks Freddy. Using the maps seems like their best shot. If they can get through to Cassie, that is.

“I suppose so. Just be careful not to cross too many wires or send me into cowboy mode again,” the bear relents. It's not like he has a choice, really. But he does so hate it when people mess with his programming.

“Freddy! Now is so not the time!” Gregory isn't proud of some of the places his curiosity has taken him. Vanessa clears her throat, interrupting their rabbit trail of distraction before it can continue.

“Focus, you two. Now, once we get access to Freddy's maps, we'll need a way to contact Cassie. Any ideas?”

The trio is silent for a time. Hacking deactivated bots didn't seem to be working earlier. There are no intercoms in the sinkhole. Only…

“Wait! I got it,”Gregory jumps up, “Cassie had one of those Fazbear Entertainment walkie talkies with her. I think I still have one in my room. We just need to find the right frequency!”

“You go get that while I get Freddy hooked up,” Vanessa instructs. With the speed at which he takes off, she is suddenly reminded why it was so difficult to catch Gregory at the pizzplex.

It doesn't take Gregory long to dig through the box of ‘spy equipment’ located at the back of his closet. He retrieves the walkie talkie and whacks it a few times to ensure that the (finicky) batteries are jammed in all the way. Satisfied with his work, he returns to the others. The first channel they try manages to get a response from the twins a few houses down, who are playing capture the flag. The second channel somehow connects them with all the police car radios within a 50 mile radius? Fazbear Entertainment probably needs to do something about that. Not that they care enough to do so. It would be a fascinating development for Gregory if there weren't more pressing matters. (He'll have to revisit this later).

The third channel is static. So much static. They're about to move on to channel number 4 when someone on the other end asks, “Gregory? Is that really you? I mean REALLY you?”

Cassie. She's not dead! (yet)

No one is surprised by her question. She's clearly had a run in with It. Gregory does his best to explain while the others jump into action. They move quickly, overriding the programming that usually blocks Freddy's maps as Cassie races through tunnel after tunnel. Vanessa and Freddy relay as many details as they can to Gregory, who practically shouts into the walkie talkie. Occasionally, they can hear It running in the distance, trying to catch up to Cassie. Thunk! Crash!

“Go right! Go right!”

“OK. Tell her there should be an elevator just up ahead,” Vanessa finally announces after what feels like hours of navigation.

“Almost there!” Gregory tells Cassie. She's so close to being safe. So close. They hear the elevator doors grind open and the sound of Cassie stepping inside.

“We did it!” Gregory screams, relieved. He hugs Freddie (who doesn't seem to mind) and Vanessa (who is more than a little surprised). Figuring Cassie probably needs a little more context for whatever horrors she's just experienced, Gregory begins to tell her what little he knows about It. But then… He hears another voice on the walkie talkie. A voice that sounds exactly like him. And a sinking feeling fills his very soul. It has something truly awful planned for Cassie. Gregory just knows it.

It's in this moment that Gregory truly learns what it means to be powerless. Never in his life has he been so totally unable to do anything to affect his circumstances. There's always an option. Running away, biting someone, simply using Google. Even when he himself was at the Pizzaplex, there was always something he could do to save himself. But this time… No matter what he does… No matter how many buttons he mashes trying to take charge of the elevator's controls… There is nothing he can do to stop the elevator's plummet into parts unknown as he listens to Cassie's screams.

[minimooberry]

15 Questions for 15 (girl idk that many 😭) Mutuals

thanks @druidberries​ for tagging me!!!

Are you named after anyone?

i feel like this is the dumbest thing ever bc like technically I’m named after my mom, or at least inspired by it, but we have very different names I just have the tamil version and she has the hindi version. My name means sweet melody and hers means melody. The reason I think it’s funny is because when my parents were getting married my dad asked his old teacher to come to it and upon hearing my mom’s name the first thing he says is ‘Oh her name’s Hindi so you should name your daughter the Tamil version.’ and here I am 😭😭

When was the last time you cried?

I literally have no idea probably like two weeks ago though I always got some shit going on lmao

Do you have kids?

absolutely not I’m in high school 😭 I’m still kind of on the fence of if I want them but if I do decide to have them I want a twin boy and girl and then I’m done pjasdhad

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

life is better when you’re sarcastic

What sports do you play/have you played?

I’ve danced for like, ten-ish years but other than like, badminton (and literally who is bad at badminton) I hate doing sports mnskjdksj

What’s the first thing you notice about other people?

Appearence wise I notice their eyes first, I don’t know if it’s because I draw a lot or wtv but I love looking at people’s eyes I’ve never met anyone without beautiful eyes. Aside from that I notice if they’re like?? comfortable talking to me because I hate the feeling of someone not wanting to talk to me I’d rather just back off first aksdjlasdj

Eye colour?

It’s the most boring colour of brown like it’s not even a cool type of brown it’s just. Desaturated brown 🙄

Scary movies or happy endings?

Horror movies with happy endings 🔛🔝🤭🤭 I watched this korean horror movie and they switched the ending from good to bad in the last five minutes and I hated everything about that decision tbh I’m a hurt/comfort girly till the day i die

Any special talents?

I don’t knowwww I don’t pay attention that but I am incredibly skilled at losing everything I put down ngl

Where were you born?

Toronto!!

What are your hobbies?

the sims (obviously), drawing, writing, reading, I like knitting a normal amount, literally anything to do with biology, true crime, failing at playing horror games w/ my friends, andddd I think that’s it? I’ve been getting into blender recently tho!

Do you have any pets?

girl i WISH 😭 i’ve been asking my parents since literally before I can remember and their answer is always ‘we already have three dogs at home’ like bae it’s been over a decade pls get a new comeback 😒😒

How tall are you?

6 feet tall 🥱🥱

Fave subject in school?

i love Science when I actually understand it I’ve always been into it which is why I’m going into medicine after I graduate like women in STEM core is going so hard

Dream job?

UMMM I’ve always wanted to be in medicine(well, ever since I made the decision when I was 7) but I’ve kind of jumped in between a few paths. Like I wanted to be a midwife, then I wanted to be a neo-natal nurse (still debating this one tbh it’s mad interesting) and I also want to be an anesthesiologist bc it’s cool and they make bank but either way I have to take the same courses all the same so it’s fine

also don’t know if any of yall have done this so just ignore this if u have and spare me the shame 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️: @strangecowplant​ @crsentfairy​ @afrolotus​ @finnsim​ @sierraelil​ @simsyworld​ @shadezovgray​ @d4isy-nukes​ @buttertrait​ @izharza​ @helltrait​ @baersims @bnt0 @alt-simz @nooboosim

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Wally anon: And he just can't help himself when he does anyway, cause like you said, he already shoots so. much from everything you do to him, how you feel, how you taste, etc. 💦

Oh 100%. There is no. limit to all the ridiculous rolelay scenarios if you're both ghosts cause you literally have all the time to explore any possibilities. But, huh, had not considered the farmer possibility. What would all of that entail? 👀 Kinda funny that you say that cause I had thought of him dressing as a literal classic sheet ghost with holes for his eyes & dick dkfhd. 🫣

Suchhhhh a weird double standard to constantly be exposed to now, especially when it comes from people who sit up & act like they're fighting for rights when it's like...is sex & healthy discussions/exposure to sex not also a right? 🙃 It's like when there was such. a big fuss about RWARB's sex scenes when those were hardly explicit like fjfdj maybe y'all are the problem! 😶 (I know, though. That whole scene was just done as fan service cause the original fake trailer. There was no reason for those 2 to be involved/die otherwise.) Yuppp. You get it. I want to follow a group of characters who I can grow attached to as they gradually die one-by-one until one or a select few make it out alive. So simple. 💀 Will probably get around to watching it later today. 👍 As long as the gays are viewed as t O o S e X u A l (which inherently igores how. often every.single.person. has seen plenty of straight sex in media) it'll never be in the cards for us. Hypocrisy through & through. 💔  But from the way you make Ben sound, I'm sure I'll love him (& feel similarly about him & his coworker 🤭). Gotcha gotcha @ the Zed & Wally comparisons. Will trust what you have to say, even if you don't have a 100% memory of everything. You still have the experience with both. 👍 (fhsjd yessss. We already know how. big Wally is, but the veins make Zed formidable on his own, even if he's slightly smaller. I can't speak to how. Zed would fuck. Something tells it would particularly unique cause the ~zombificaton~ of it all. But we already knowwww Wally can do it in all various types of ways, with a preference for being relentless & rough in situations like this cause, as it is with everything else for him, the threesome is a competition for him to see who's fucking you better. 🫣)

Appreciate the cultural awareness 👍 but I do live in America kdhdhsk. But, yeah, lots. of guys complained about it (uncharacteristically) not being one of the school sports, but I can't say it was a major loss. 👀

And he doesn't actually leave any evidence behind (as we. very well know), so you have to keep coming back for (the feeling of him filling you up) research, but never come (cum?) away with anything conclusive except explosive orgasms & an intimate awareness of Wally's disembodied body. 🤫

Bobby fr didn't know who he was messing with. Ryan had an insane amount of self-control to not lash out more than he does in the movie. 🥴 I could probably give you some recommendations if you'd like. ❤️ Just let me know what all Xmas/NYE horror you've seen. 👀 When do your classes start back? (Yeah, the PG-13 I go back & forth on cause HELLO! slashers, but it's one of the few times I think a PG-13 rating hasn't. negatively impacted a slasher cause Tree is THAT. bitch & goes through it fr) Hmm hmm, yeah, like something relating to his injury & how his dad was putting a lot. onto him to go pro because the business is struggling & money from going pro would've helped the family. I can see the vision. 🧐

(dkhdvd you falling back asleep. musta been tired as hell 😭) omggg thank you. 🥰 I do what I can to think up what I feel would offer up the most potential. Very happy to keep sending more in. I have no idea how many you've gotten in the past for Wally or otherwise, but it helps with us bouncing off of each other so much. ❤️❤️❤️ (Yuppp, you got what I was going for there. I feel there's a lot more that could be explored there, but it's the one that really. hit me.)

And you know those times he just lovessss teasing you by going as agonizingly slow as possible with the thrusting. Filling you completely. up in the most patient manner & then slipping it s l o w l y back out until he has you begging for the roughest pounding of your life. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

(also, ooh, I see you've changed your layout for Milo 🙌 and yes, I absolutely see the vision of ugly holiday clothing ☃️)

yesss ugh verse/sub Wally ftw because just…🫣

Sheet ghost would be hot, he tries to be scary but you know that under that big bundle of linens is him🫣 (though the only thing scary is that big dick sticking out from that) Farmer/city boy was just something my mind went to cause I went to a very farm country school, so it seemed fitting. Plus Milo posted multiple times in a cowboy hat/farmer attire (WAIT THAT ONE PICTURE OF HIM ON STAGE DOING THE DANCE SHIRTLESS WITH A COWBOY HAT AND BANDANA ON omg google it it’s so🤭) <- but Wally dressing up like that and you being a newer ghost with all your tech and if the school had a barn like mine did something could go down in there on the bales of hay sksjsjsj

Yes!! There was some ass shown but it wasn’t even during a sex scene so idk what people are getting made about at RWRB😭 are they mad that there’s like a scene when Alex puts it in and Henry’s like “😮‍💨 woah”?? Because trust me, that’s not the worst thing to grace screens. It’s crazy to me how they can have literal scenes like in Euphoria with Kat and that old guy with a micropenis but it got so much less fanfare because it’s hetero. Crazy. (Big on the “too sexual” thing for gays when it’s proven that being gay is more than the sex. Is it awesome and amazing? Yesssss but is it needed to have a queer relationship? No!!!!) Yes ugh Ben needs some rep because i’ve seen like two edits of him since the movie came out and no fics. At all. Criminal. Oh em gee sex with Zed would go crazy. He’d literally be feral (because Zombies aren’t really “decaying” in this universe, they operate more like rabid humans in the sense that they become extremely violent when not wearing these bracelets that administer low-volt electric shocks to their brain to prevent the violent synapses from firing. it’s a whole lore thing.) But I can imagine that taking that band off or “breaking” it during football practice would cause him to fuck like a beast. You’re so right about Wally being able to keep up, because he’s got that ghost stamina that never fades🫡 and you’re not complaining if two big dicked men are going ruthlessly at your ass (or maybe begging to ride you if they’re feeling subby) because it’s just more for you.

Yeah i know not every school in the US has it either sksjsk, I just didn’t want to assume that you automatically lived in America by knowing what football is LMAO

Exactlyyyy. he may not leave any impact on you physically, but mentally, you know inch of him so well you could trace it with your tongue

I would’ve loved to see him get physical with Bobby because🫣😮‍💨 fighting for his relationship, not Bobby’s. Gotta love a man with self control like that🫡 (and he has it in more ways than one) Classes start back up on the 8th of January! Still have a ways to go until then so I’m free to watch at least a few movies. (yes!! so many movies rely on gore and some use it well (the end of the first jeepers creepers, darry my beloved😭) and tree makes it through both movies with just a little gore after each death.

yeah i was actually trying to play a horror game last night to get in the mood but i ended up falling asleep while playing it dawg i was tired😭 I got one request for Wally and Zed respectively but they were both fem!reader requests (they didn’t read my bio huh) Keep sending them in and we can explore them together fr🫣😮‍💨🫡

i know he teases so much with his tip, running it along and smacking your ass with his dick until he finally puts it in after teasing you, only to go so slow you want to force him to bottom out it you🫣

Yesss ugh🫣 Wally wearing one with a Menorah printed on the front and the branches evenly split on each side are covering his thighs and it converges in the middle with the middle one being all distorted by his dick- uh yeah festive boxers for the win. bonus points if there’s something printed over the ass side that’s too distorted to read because of how much he’s stretching the fabric. and it’s gotta be blue and white (with some cum stains and tears eventually )

[insporaelynn]

📲 raelynn && roman

WHEN: january 24-26th 

DESCRIPTION: just best friends talking and being obsessed with each other. rae confides in him about her ex drama.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: drug mention, probably sex mention.

@romanbeckett​

Roman

Hi love of my life. I miss your face. How’s it going??

raelynn

my baby

god, i miss you too. i'm doing okay, how're you tonight?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

it’s been an off day, not even gonna lie lol super sore and tired. I just wanna be back to normal already

raelynn

oh no

how's your scar healing up? the boys are taking care of you right??

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

it’s okay I guess bleh lol and not tonight. I’m all alone

raelynn

Where's Q? Is Aaron working?

Well I guess I should know that since I'm literally at work. Lmao.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

Q is working on music. Aaron has des tonight

raelynn

ugh. i wanna lay with you and kiss ur face.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

are you busyyy? I can burn us some cookies

raelynn

i'm working but I'd love to see you after if you're still up.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

of yeah you just said you’re at work lmao fucking weed

yes please come by when you’re done

raelynn

LMAO I KNOW THE FEELING

absolutely, i'm yours.

u know niamh was trying to figure out who rue's date was and she was like "is it you" bc i mentioned that I have a dick appt with him tomorrow night.

and i was like. dude, no, for like, a thousand reasons. like, why would that ever be me???

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚n.

oh god, I’m so out of the loop with gossip lately, it’s sad. I didn’t even know he had a date lol

raelynn

it's apparently some big secret but he's having people help him dress up and asking about flowers and candy and niamh is like "bitch is it you" and i'm like. LMAO.

like is there anything about me that says flowers and candy

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

Hahahahahhahahahahaha HAHAHA

that really made me laugh too hard.

raelynn

like, i'm not the flowers girl, i'm the sneak out in the night girl, the middle of the afternoon girl, all those things, but flowers girl???? sdkfdskksd

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

I’m 100p a flowers girl

raelynn

YOU ARE AND YOU'RE WORTH IT MY BABY

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

my parents are coming in to town this week. Gotta tell them I have two boyfriends haaaa. Pray for me

raelynn.

I feel like that should be the least shocking thing about you??? In a good way.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

yeah, I definitely keep them on their toes

raelynn

tell ur boyfriend that if he wants me to continue wearing body glitter he's going to have to pay me extra

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

omg but I love body glitter fyi

raelynn

I did an onlyfans video with Lilah earlier and I'm like 80% sure that I left glitter on her sheets. Like I'm a fucking unicorn.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

that makes me so happy I can’t even lie

I too wanna leave glitter everywhere

man I need to do only fans

raelynn

i would a thousand percent subscribe

both bc i'm a perv and also bc i'm a very supportive best friend.

we could get naked and do a body glitter photoshoot

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

and I love this about you

that sounds like a dream?? Wow

raelynn

would love nothing more than to apply body glitter to ur glorious tiddies.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

my tillies would appreciate it

Hahahaa it hurts to laughhhh

raelynn

SORRY SORRY I'M GOING TO BE VERY SERIOUS NOW

clears throat Um. The National Debt.

it is my understanding that there is. National Debt.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

hahahah I love you

raelynn

Blah blah, topics. Blah blah, smart people jargon, blah blah

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

god it’s so boring isn’t it

would so much rather talk about titties

raelynn

God same.

Like how yours are somehow bigger than mine.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I know, I need some sort of support at this point I think

raelynn

we could get you fitted for bras somewhere maybe that'd be fun

it'd look actually so hot

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

well I already wear lingerie in the bedroom. Might as well.

raelynn

you will be the absolute death of me, you're simply too gorgeous and too sweet to exist.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

stahhpppp you’re making me blushhhh. Right back atcha my babe

raelynn

is there anything you want me to bring you when i'm done here?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

just yourself. I’ve got good ass weed

raelynn

and for the millionth time, i realized, you are my soul mate.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

you’re mine, lovie.

raelynn

i wish i could've had appendix surgery instead of you

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

noooo don’t be silly lol I’m okay darling.

raelynn.

no i hate that you were in pain even for like a second i hate it so much!!

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

stop it, I love you. You cutie. Oh god okay I’m gonna make us cookies.

raelynn

Dont burn the house down my beautiful twin flame

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I always get cookie dough thinking I’ll do better next time. I still have that unearned confidence

raelynn.

Thats bc im always building you up and rightfully so

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

yes you do and I live for it. I also really love fresh cookies right out of the oven, I just want to make that happen

raelynn

I believe in you my little tropical starfish

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

raelynn

literally you

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

hehehehe ⭐️

raelynn

i don't think anybody's ever gonna love me more than you

and i think. i think maybe that's okay?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

that’s not true. You’re gonna find someone who is gonna blow you away

raelynn

yeah but even if i did, would I even be able to love them without being scared of them?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

yeah, I think so. I’ve had to overcome a lot of walls and fears myself that I never thought I could. The right person makes it easier.

raelynn

idk there are a lot of people i could've loved if i hadn't been so....this lmao

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I think it’ll just take some time!

raelynn

you have so much faith in me.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

of course I do. I think you can do anything.

raelynn

i'm not really sure.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

you don’t have to be cause I ammmmm

raelynn

and you're the smartest person in the world

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

in the whole world?? Damn. I’m not near as rich as I should be then.

raelynn

how about I stay over with you tonight and we get some breakfast in the morning? I did really good on tips tonight.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

okay!! I’d love that

raelynn

good 'cause i don't get to spend nearly as much time with you as i wanna

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I knowwww. We haven’t had a sleepover in so long

raelynn

you can cuddle up to me and i'll feed you cookies and kiss your hair

revolutionary. better than therapy.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

Yes!!!!

raelynn

loml

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I finished the cookies baby and I didn’t burn them to a crisp

raelynn

you fucking legend

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I’m pretty damn proud of myself not gonna lieeeee

[...]

raelynn

extremely sad that i couldn't stay at breakfast with you all day

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

same

now I’m bored

raelynn

i swear after i left you my day went down the tubes.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

oh no I’m sorry

who do I need to fight

raelynn

well carson is back.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

oh god, tell me more

raelynn

idk why he's back but wes gave him my number bc i guess when i told him to lose it he took it to heart which like good i wanted him to

but anyway i screamed at him in the chat

everyone called me a hypocrite bc i told ivy to stop being a bitch in the chat awhile back. which tbh i didn't remember even doing, i just be saying shit.

like alex opened his fuckin mouth and i'm like what dog do you have in this fight

oh and DELILAH is moving in with carson bc he's "like her brother!!!" never mind the fact that he cheated on me bc i guess friendship doesn't mean much anymore

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

wow that’s...messy. Wtf lilah though seriously

raelynn.

So then Carson texts me bc wes gave him my number and that felt like being??? Pushed back in time against my will

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

that’s not cool

raelynn

So yeah a lot of crying today

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

*chick with knife emoji*

me rn

raelynn

Cute but lethal

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

*img attachment* 

and not at all high...

raelynn.

you're so hot jesus christ.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

I love you.

raelynn.

love u more than life itself

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

*img attachment of a keychain that says PUSSY WAGON* 

this was recommended to me on Instagram and now I want it.

raelynn

LET'S GET THEM MATCHING.

EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE A CAR

AND THEREFORE NO KEYS FOR SAID CAR

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

it would be perfect for my Volkswagen

raelynn.

omg and with me in it...it really WOULD be a pussy wagon......

big brain

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

hahahahah

raelynn

we should road trip soon

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I would love that so much honestly

raelynn

where should we go?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

Disney world!!

raelynn

will u propose to me there

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

wouldn’t that be romantic as heck

raelynn.

THE most romantic and also we'd maybe get free dessert

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I never turn down anything free.

raelynn

me neither. not the taylor family way

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

hahaha I love you.

raelynn.

we'll start planning a summer trip, just us.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

yay yay yay yay!

raelynn.

i'm gonna wear a tiara the whole time.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.BOT01/25/2021

with Mickey ears?

raelynn.BOT01/25/2021

of course, i'm not a monster.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

hahahaa

[...]

raelynn

I hate dudes.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

they’re a mess aren’t they lol

raelynn

Had a temporary lapse in sanity and agreed to meet Carson for coffee lol and he canceled like 15 mins before we were supposed to meet for a probably fake meeting lmao its so typical but I fell for it

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

babe I’m so sorry

raelynn

Like im just so tired

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

how can I make it better

raelynn.

I don't know honestly and I wish I did.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

I love you.

raelynn

I love you.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

you’re my baby

raelynn

you're MY baby

[justlightthefirstspark]

As promised, my analysis/opinion/thought piece on today’s MUWFC game vs Spurs. Everything is chronological which I feel like should go without saying but in the interest of clarity 🤷🏽‍♀️ but not everything is tagged to the minute cause I am an idiot that didn’t realise that that would be helpful til like the 2nd half. Also, if I missed anything, or got players mixed up or anything pls lemme know and I’ll edit accordingly! I’ve never really done any from of sports based writing before (I don’t think tweets count lol) so pls be nice, merci 😘

Line up as follows, I guess this is pretty common knowledge but you know, coherency and such.

Tbh it was kinda hard to see *a lot* of this game, especially on the far side of the pitch and by both goals because of the weather, felt like I was watching Silent Hill for a little while there, but I did my best. My wifi is also horrendous atm, and we all know that the FA Player can be problematic so there’s a very good chance I might have missed something due to a lag or buffering btw. Just drop me an ask if you notice anything that mightn’t be quite right, and I’ll fix it asap! Some ~analysis~ (if you could call it that lol) is more detailed than other bits cause there was a lot happening and today I learned that it’s kinda hard to write one thing and watch another at the same time lol

First half:

Quick, fast and almost successful start. A much-needed improvement on the stagnancy vs Bristol a few weeks ago, and obviously we couldn’t see the midweek game vs Brighton so I can’t compare them.

I have to say I’m not a massive fan of all the back passes, all the time. I think a more attacking FB might be needed in the summer, or maybe Ökvist should be given some time to acclimatise to the WSL soon? I was never the biggest fan of Harris last season, I personally don’t think she’s fast enough – she gets outpaced down the flank by attackers 90% of the time, which isn’t good. I think A. Turner is the strongest FB option currently, at least defensively, and she’s shown she has a decent attacking ability, and has a wicked long ball, as well as crossing. My only issue is sometimes those tackles of hers can be a liability, giving away unnecessary fouls. It’s almost like she doesn’t think before she flies in sometimes, which is a shame, cause I love them. A lot.

There were a couple of really good chances in the first half, including a great ball in and run up from Galton, which should have resulted in probably the opening goal but whether it was as a result of the weather or just misjudged timing and placement from both Ross and Sigsworth, the chance went to waste. Groenen had an excellent chance to net her first for United but unfortunately sent it just wide. Another glorious link up between A. Turner and Galton led to another decent chance, a gorgeous cross in from the right to the opposite side of the box, and the perfect header which unfortunately was aimed straight at the keeper. Very unlucky to head in at the break with nothing.

There was an incredible double save from Earps around halfway through the first half. I have to say, I have some anxieties with her sometimes. She is quite good, but has a tendency to make some silly mistakes, and doesn’t always make the right call for a save. But my god she was on her game today, even if a potential error might have led to the first save. Didn’t disappoint me anytime she was called on this afternoon.

A few frustrations started to show around the 30 min mark, a few sloppy passes and challenges making the rounds. It was also around this time that I realized I’d picked a pretty poor game to start this thing on because I could barely see anything.

Zelem seems to be back in form, which can only be a good thing. But I would very much like it if somehow she could drag some of the other girls back up with her.

There were a fair few soft calls going Spurs way, which I wasn’t entirely convinced by. But then again I’m probably just naturally biased towards my girls.

Another great ball in to Sigsworth from A. Turner which was just *chefs kiss* but unfortunately came to nothing. There was also a spin move either to commit or avoid a challenge, I couldn’t really tell tbh, which was very impressive, as was her chase down on Mitchell at around 43 mins. (Amy’s my favourite player, can you tell?)

Booking for Kirsty Smith just before half time, but I gotta be honest I couldn’t see it due to the fog, so I have no idea what happened. Couldn’t find anything about it in the United post-match report either so apparently we’re just deleting that from the history of the earth which is completely fine by me to be honest.

Second half:

My main takeaway from this game is that both Sigsworth and Ross always seem to be looking for the same ball in the penalty area, and there very rarely seems to be anybody else around looking for a potential rebound. I think that James (who missed today’s game due to suspension) seems to be our main (only?) front line creator and finisher; Sigsworth is fine, that girl works like a dog and always gets the job done, I think she may have just needed another goal to boost her confidence, but I have no real concerns with her. Ross, however, I’m not entirely convinced by, I think a lot of her finishes have been a bit lucky and flukey so far. I’d start Toone over her for the rest of the season to be honest, Ross hasn’t done anything that tells me she deserves the starting place. Feel free to disagree with this of course, this is just my own personal opinion.

56 mins – confusion has entered the chat. McManus ends up pretty much through on goal, and then the ref whistles for what I assumed to be an offside. So naturally I nearly kicked my laptop out the window. The ref then awards a United penalty, and I’m even more confused now than I was in the beginning. I genuinely didn’t see anything but did hear a few shouts from what I’m assuming was the United bench for handball, so I have no idea what happened here.

‘58 – GOAL. Who else? God bless Katie Zelem is all I’m saying.

‘61 – Hanson 🔁 Ross. I think this was a good swap. I don’t think Ross was particularly good today, and Hanson immediately sparked that RW. I would have subbed Ross off sooner but that’s my only issue.

’64 – GOAL – Sigsworth with a pretty perfect if slightly scruffy strike from a corner.

A much better corner than previous attempts, and Spurs hadn’t defended any of them particularly well. I think that we have a major issue with set pieces, I dunno what exactly the problem is, whether they need to allocate a new taker or whatever but before today had we scored from a corner all season? Lemme knowwww.

’65 – A few decent chances for Spurs around this time. One pretty clear run in from the right, and one or two shots bounced right of the crossbar and the post. Basically my heart stopped for about 8 mins.

’66 – I DO NOT WANT TO SEE BACK PASSES IN THE BOX AS OPPOSITION PLAYERS SWARM IN. CLEAR IT. I DON’T CARE WHERE IT GOES JUST GET IT OUT. (sorry for the caps but my anxiety was out in force this afternoon)

United started playing much better after both goals, think they just needed a kick up the arse. *Ahem* A confidence boost. 👀 Much better intensity for the final 30 mins than the previous 60 imo.

’68 – Another decent chance for Spurs, with Earps coming way too far off her line than sat right with me. Very lucky nothing came of that.

’69-72 – Around this time I started to get *very* confused between Amy and Abbie cause they both had yellow boots on and literally the only thing I could see on the far side of the pitch was feet. That was fun.

’73 – The wasteful corners made a return. Slightly less panicked about that one considering we were already 2-0 up but still, I would like to see the glaring set piece issue sorted asap thanks girls x

’75ish – Toone 🔁 Groenen. Man I love Jackie Groenen. She really has been immense for us so far, and there’s a definite difference in how we play without her.

’78 – Harris 🔁 M. Turner. I’ve said my piece about Harris above but man, can we take a second to appreciate Millie Turner. She never, ever stops. Literally the heart of our defence.

’86 – GOAL – Oh captain, my captain. Beautiful strike from a free kick just outside the box, with the perfect bend around the wall and subsequently the keeper to make it 3-0.

United were very obviously stronger in the second half, almost looked like a completely different team at times. Whether they just got the hairdryer treatment at the half (I would imagine Casey is terrifying when she’s mad.) or the goals gave them that spark they desperately needed to kick on, they definitely made up for all the missed chances in the first half.

’90 – 4 additional minutes.

’92 – Another United free kick. McManus found herself almost clear in (again!), but due to an unlucky fumble with the ball at her feet unfortunately nothing came from this one. Surely a 4th goal otherwise.

’93 – FIIIIIIIIGHT. Kinda. You love to see it. Spend a little while conducting some, scientific research 🌚 and have concluded that Toone was tackled from behind just as the ball left her feet, which led to the ~scuffle~. Have to say that Amy walking away with Ella was extremely 🥰🥰🥰 (This is my research - https://twitter.com/48hours8/status/1218896406020349953?s=21)

’94 – Red card for Tooney. I would assume for her reaction more than anything but the camera didn’t catch it so I guess we’ll never know. I would have thought a yellow would suffice, considering that’s all the Spurs player in question received, but apparently not. 🤔 I’m still kinda confused tbh.

’95 – Full time.

Thus concludes what was certainly an interesting match. Please enjoy this comparison of United vs Spurs chaotic energy from @danieljamesmufc

Also thanks for reading if you got this far, it’s a bit stop-starty and clunky cause I just wrote down thoughts and whatever as they came into my head and then pieced it all together later on. I also just wanna say that I was massively impressed with Smith today. She hasn’t had many chances to prove herself this season, but that combo of herself and Galton down the left was lethal today imo. 🔥

Some extra thoughts:

I’m not a huge fan (like, at all) of fans singing men’s orientated chants. Let the women’s rivalries develop on their own, in their own way, and don’t drag the vulgarities across! That said, I do think that particular group of United fans has the potential to be a very, very good thing.

Also, just wanna say that these are my girls, and I would die for every single one of them. None of my criticism is meant to be intentionally negative, I just tried to be as objective and realistic as possible, without being a fangirl lol. Even my faves aren’t immune to criticism unfortunately.

And this picture is now my favourite thing ever to exist

[typicallcrazystonyfangirl]

Doughnut Friday (AA Stony fanfic)

HEYA. It's Rory here... Welcome to my bad AA Stony one shot with absolutely no plot and boring fluff! Now about the Story. It's basically a random thing I came up with well listing to a song and finished when I was doing my math. So its weird. I've gone back in forth between deleting it completely or deleting parts of it, but I had already done a lot of work on it so I decided not to bother. I'm also running around in it being annoying, just because. Sorry in advance for the whole thing. (This was originally on Quotev) and I suck at spelling, ok?

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  "​​​​Sir..." Jarvis had said this repoachfully more times then Tony could count, and yes, there was some numbers even a super genius couldnt count to. "For the last time Jarvis, I'm fine." Tony groaned, he was not in the mood, "Sir, I don't believe your current lifestyle is considered remotely fine." Tony sighed and turned away from the computer, and looked at the ceiling. Why he looked at the ceiling, he didn't know, Jarvis did not live there or anything, but it was a habit he couldn't break, "Jarvis, you know I'm busy. Don't keep nagging me about this." "Of course Sir." If AI's could sound miffed Jarvis certainly did sound like that just then. Tony, satisfied (if not a bit guilty for being that cross with Jarvis), he would have no more trouble about this, went back to furiously typing at his computer. He was wrong.

 Two hours later he heard someone open the door to his lab behind him. Brilliant. He decided not to shout at the person to get out of the lab, because he didn't know if it was Nat, and yelling at Nat was generally not a good idea. He couldn't look behind him because he was right In the middle of soldering an important piece in his suit and he didn't want to mess it up. Judging by the fact that nothing hadn't been broken yet (That crossed out Thor and Hulk), and the person wasn't shouting vine quotes already (That rulled out Rory and Clint), that left three options, Sam, Nat, or... "Jarvis seemed to think I should try to bring you back to the land of the living." ...Cap. He definitely didn't feel bad for being cross with Jarvis now. He finished he soldering and spinned around in his chair to grumpily face Steve, who was obviously trying not to smile,"Jarvis...Why?" "Your demand for me to stop nagging you did not cover requesting another Avenger to take up my battle." Jarvis said so smuggly that Tony seriously thought about donating him to a college, "Jarvis, how long has Tony been in the lab, and also much sleep has Tony been getting the last week?" Tony now really started to regret being cross with Jarvis again, " Jarvis...Don't Tell him, I'll give you more memory? New Wi-Fi?" Tony bribed, but unfortunately it didn't work. "Mr. Stark has been in the lab the last 48 hours, and has gotten a total of 12 hours of sleep this week, and I have to add only eating a bag of chips occasionally when I threaten to turn the power out. This is all despite my attempts to change his routine Sir." Tony decided not to look at Cap, and decided to turn on Jarvis instead, "Jarvis. Why? What did I do to you?" "Sir, I'm only trying to make sure you don't kill yourself working like this. Now, is the Wi-Fi offer still up?" Jarvis said innocently, "No. Deffiantly not." Tony said angerly. Cap cleared his throat, and Tony looked at him with out thinking, which was a mistake. He was glowering at Tony from the other side of the room with his arms crossed, clearly not amused anymore. Oh boy. "Seriously Tony?" Tony nodded mutely, now looking out the window. He made a mental note to never trust Jarvis ever again. He started when Steve grabbed his arm and dragged him out of the chair. "Um, what are you doing?" Tony complained, "Getting you some food then getting to your room for sleep, dragging you if I have to." Steve said exiting the lab, with Tony trailing resined behind him.

 The living room-Kitchen-dining room was chaos as usual. Thor and Hulk were playing fortnight currently being watched with a mix of fear and awe by Sam, Clint was alternating between shouting at them to let him play, or yelling with/at Rory about... Something. Nat would ocaisionly make comments in their conversation, making Rory cackle and Clint wave his arms ferociously. Vast amounts of sunlight poured in from the window. All of this (and probably only getting 2 hours of sleep a week, and ditching last night all together, though he wouldn't admit it) was making him a bit dizzy and very lightheaded. He leaned slightly against the wall and blinked. Steve noticed and frowned worriedly.Tony cursed inwardly, but before he could think of an excuse, Clint noticed them. Which was bad, but of course you probably guessed that. "GUYS. These two have got it all wrong, Leo was CLEARLY meant for Hazel!" " NO HE WASN'T! HE WAS MEANT FOR CALYPSO, AND HAZEL WAS MEANT FOR FRANK. REST YOUR CASE." Rory said passionatly from the couch, and Nat nodded fervently. Tony had no idea what was going on. "Uh..." Tony tried to make any sense out of this, but couldn't. Steve clearly didn't either, and Clint seeing this gave a wail of dispair, " THEY DONT KNOWWWW!" "Which means I get the pickles. Suck up Clint. " Said Rory firmly, and Clint, moaning, handed her the jar. Rory started to eat one before seemingly realizing something. "Tony's out of his Lab." Clint gave a screech of suprise like he hadn't just talked to Tony 30 seconds ago. Nat just rolled her eyes. Steve, also remembering this, and Jarvis's little stunt to get Tony "Into the land of the living" grabbed his arm again and dragged him over to the table, "Stay. I'm going to cook something, if you try to sneak off..."  He ended ominously. Tony rolled his eyes but didn't argue. Once Cap started on this track Tony had learned trying to stop it would only make things worse. He sat down at one of the stools embarrassed. The shippers (Clint, Rory, and sometimes Nat's nickname) looked at them strangely, trying to understand the exchange. Nat was the first to speak, "Um..." Steve responded in a way that Tony didn't find neccessary, "Jarvis?" He asked, not taking his eyes off the stove, and Jarvis recaped the other Avengers on Tony's schedule. Even Thor and Hulk looked up from their video game to stare at him. Tony facepalmed. "Guys, chill. It's not like I'm going to pass out or anything. " "Actually Sir, that's a very real pos-" "Shut up Jarvis." Tony said, giving the roof a death glare.

 ~The next day~

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 " BEEP. BEEP. BEEP." Tony groaned and rolled over, then gave a yelp as he fell off his bed. Ow. "JARVIS. KILL THE ALARM PLEASE." He shouted groggily, "Sorry Sir, but I have been trying for quite awhile now. It's Friday Sir." "What does that have to do with anything?!?! Wait...Oh NO." Tony scrambled up quickly, "What time is it?!?!" He asked nervously, "It's 11:46 am Sir..." Jarvis said. Tony cursed. PLEASE let them have saved one for him...He ran frantically from the room. You see, every Friday they got doughnuts from Krispy Kreme for breakfast to celebrate the "Start of the weekend" as Clint had called it when he had first brought some to the tower( for some reason weekends started on Friday to Clint), and it had become a tradition ever sense. Today was Rory's turn to pick them up, which meant that she decided how the "Rules" worked. Rory's rules were she'd get three boxes, divide them amongst the team, and if you weren't there with in an hour then your portion goes to her. She also got extra to begin with, and you had to be nice to her all week to get any (hard to do). She generaly ran the Monopoly on doughnuts and was unforgiving when it came to the rules. Which was why Tony was running rather crazily down the hallways hoping that she had decided to get the doughnuts two hours later then normal and she had experienced bad traffic on the way back. Unfortunately, only the bad traffic seemed to have came true...As the team appeared to have eaten their doughnuts already. Tony let out a groan of doughnut-deprived despair. "EARLY BIRDS GET THE WORMS!" Said Clint happily, licking his powdered sugar covered hands just to anoy Tony. "Maybe Rory could give you her second one, she still has two-....Where'd she go?" Said Sam in suprise, for the patch of ground where Rory had been standing two seconds ago, was missing a Rory. Tony heard a loud hiss from somewhere high up, and looked to see Rory crouching behind the cereal boxes on top of the fridge, growling like an angry cat. "I'll take that as a no..." Tony said nervously. "NO.ONE.TAKES.MY.DOUGHT" She hissed, retreating farther into the shadows of breakfast food. Everyone backed away slightly. Tony sighed. Now hed have to wait a whole nother week. Just great. This was karma he supposed for living in his lab for a week, the universe had decided to revoke dessert privliges.

 Steve spoke and jolted Tony out of his pastery oriented thoughts, " Here." He said handing out half of his plain cake one. Tony looked hesitantly, all to aware of the team watching him (for whatever reason, he didn't know), and also this WAS Steve's doughnut...But it did look good. Steve seemingly knowing what he was thinking, smiled, "Oh come on, I already had three." And Tony took it, "Next time you need...I don't know...Urg I can't think of anything. Well whenever you need a favor, just ask. " Tony said happily, staring at what was now his breakfast. Steve nodded, the corner of his mouth twitching. Tony was about to start to eat it, when he heard a thump and a squack, like someone had fallen out off a fridge. Rory stood up fast, the doughnuts now forgotten at her feet. When he considered the fact that she looked ready to fight to the death over them a miniute ago, he didn't think this was a good sign at all, "Um...Are you ok?" Sam asked nervously, and offered her a hand to help her up, but she waved it off, eyes wild. Oh boy. "Did you just give him half your doughnut?!?!" She asked schreichly at Steve. Tony thought this was kinda obvious as he was holding it, but decided not to say anything. "Uh...Yes?" Steve said confused, and even more confused as Rory let out a very loud and high pitched cackle. "I KNEW IT. CLINT, NAT, WITH ME NOW. WERE WRITING A FAN FIC!!" And they all ran off into the depths of the tower laughing crazily, leaving the remaining Avengers unsure on how to react in the kitchen. Sam was the first to speak, "You do know what their doing, right?" He asked Tony and Steve, they shook their heads. "No...What? Is it bad?" Tony asked, wondering if doughnuts were worth this, it was clearly looking like they weren't. "Very." Said Sam gravely, "I even helped them once. Id take that doughnut, grab a jet, and leave the country. Or at least before they post it..." "Post what?"

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~Well. Sorry for putting you poor readers through that. That's the only part I feel guilty about, my horrible writing skills. As for shipping Stony, I will NEVER-EVER fell bad for that. :)

Ps. It's Clint's turn to pick up the doughnuts this week, and he added a new rule. Ship Stony or no doughnuts. Deal with it.

[the-original-blackcat]

Chapter 2 Way Too Adult?

Here is the second chapter to my @thatsthat24 Fic

@vortexart

Chapter 1 Chapter 3

(Narrator’s P.O.V)

“Before we start the next video of the day why don’t I go and make everyone one some food to munch on while we watch?” Patton asks as he gets up from the couch with a smile on his face.

“That sounds like a wonderful idea Mo.” Thomas says with his own smile up at Patton.

“Anxiety why don’t you come and help me?” Paton asks and before Anxiety or anyone else can say a word Patton pulls Anxiety from his chair and leads him into the kitchen to help him.

“Why did you pull me in here Patton?” Anxiety asks once they are in the kitchen and away from anyone listening in on their conversation, Patton gives him a soft fatherly look on his face.

“What’s the matter Kiddo? You seemed really quiet in there and more so then normal.” Patton asks him with a soft fatherly tone of voice as the younger trait looks off to the side stubbornly.

“Can we just get the food ready and go back to watching the videos please?” Anxiety asks softly, Patton smiles comfortingly down at him and gives a short nod of the head to the younger.

“Alright but when you need to talk I’m here.” Patton says before they get the food sorted for the others, once they are done they both head back to the main room with food in hand.

“This looks really good Patton. You really out did yourself this time!” Logan says to him as he takes his plate of food with Roman and Thomas both agreeing with him as they take their own.

“And here you all are a bottle of drink each.” Anxiety says as he passes them a bottle each, Roman has a bottle of coke, Logan has Mountain Due, Thomas has Lemonade and Patton has Fanta.

Scene: Thomas’s Lounge

Thomas: HI. My name’s Thomas Sanders and yes, I have worn this shirt for the fifteen millionth time. LET’S MOVE ON!

(Title sequence)

Thomas: WHAT IS UP EVERYBODY? So like many other people in America, I’m getting ready for that magnificent Thursday that comes around once a year where we gather around the table with our family, avoid conversation pertaining to politics and my lack of a significant other and gorge ourselves on more food than we would ever naturally eat any other day of the year. (gasps) That was one breath Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is what oi was referring to. I don’t know if any of you were confused. This year, however, will be just a bit different. I shall be the only one of four brother there. So naturally, my dad has asked me to cook the meal. Here’s the ing though, I still don’t really know how to cook.

Patton: (off screen) WHAT?! (pops up) Okay, I’ve had enough of this.

“Hey, look it’s me!” Patton says in a happy tone as he watches himself pop up on the screen, gaining laughs and smile from the others at how happy Patton looks at the moment.

“Yes, Patton that is indeed you.” Prince laughs with a smile at the dad like trait.

Thomas: Umm… My dad character. What are you doing here? I had you here last time to help represent my moral side.

Patton: Well just think of me as your sense of morality really firing back at you with a vengeance today. Do you know how often you say you can’t cook? Lots of times. Do you know how often you try to lean to cook? Zero times.

Thomas: Not true. There was that one time a few months ago when… You’re right. It’s already a bad sign that I have to go back that far.

Patton: being able to cook yourself a meal is an essential part of living as an adult. (short burst of music)

“Ah!” Logan, Roman and Anxiety all give a small jump at the sudden sound from the video to the amusement of Thomas and Patton who are trying to hide their laughter with little success.

“It’s not funny Patton, Sanders.” Anxiety growls out once he sees them laughing behind their hands before turning back to watch the screen, Roman and Logan agreeing with him.

Thomas: GAH! Why you gotta say that word?

Patton: Why? Adult? (another burst of music)

Thomas: I had that music set up specifically for this.

Patton: Oh come on!! I’m an adult! I’m a dad, it’s not that scary.

Thomas: Your face is scary.

Patton: You realize we…

Thomas: … have the same face. Yeah, I messed up. This is not my day today.

Patton: Okay, let’s come down. Why don’t we go through a list of what you can do yourself?

Thomas: Okay, yeah, sure. Umm… yeah I can manage that.

Patton: Can you change the oil in your car?

Thomas: I don’t think so.

Patton: Okay. Can you do taxes?

Thomas: Absolutely, I cannot.

Patton: Can you handle disposing bugs, spiders, or other creatures you may find in your house?

Thomas: C’mon.

Patton: Yeah, that’s a no.

Thomas: UGH THIS IS SO BAD. I am literally failing at the process of becoming an adult.

Patton: Which we all know is referred to as… adultery.

As Logan, Roman and Anxiety take a drink of their drinks Patton on screen says that and they all spit out what was in their mouths in shock at what had come out of the innocent traits mouth.

“PATTON!” Logan and Roman say while Anxiety just gives him a weird look that no one notices.

Thomas:  No, no.

Patton: No??

Thomas: That is not a correct statement.

Patton: Hmm… I thought it was a thing.

Thomas: It’s a thing. It’s just a different thing.

Patton: Oh it is? Okay. Well, so… (laughs)

Thomas: Like really though, how am I this bad at taking care of myself? I treat the stove in my kitchen like a friend that I’ve been neglecting.

Scene: Kitchen

Thomas: (singing) My humps.

“Why that song out of a million other songs you could have picked to sing in this little fantasy, Sanders?” Anxiety asks Thomas once he has gotten over his little coughing fit from earlier.

“Leave him alone, he can sing what he wants to sing.” Roman says to the dark trait with a glare.

Stove: (off screen) Hey Thomas!

Thomas: Hey man!

Stove: How have you been?

Thomas: I’m doing well, thank you for asking. I’m doing very well.

Stove: Have any food to cook?

Thomas: Umm… Hmm… Nah.

Stove: Even just good old ramen or something?

Thomas: Ahh… Umm… You know, I’m not really feeling hungry at the moment so.

Stove: Ah… True, true.

Thomas: Yeah.

Stove: Who you calling?

Thomas: Oh no one. Just, you know… my mum. She asked me to call her.

Stove: Totally, sounds lit.

Thomas: (laughs) Yeah…

Stove: You know, unlike me… because I’m an unlit stove. (off screen) Have been for some time now… (laughs)

“You just had to sneak in a stove pun didn’t you?” Logan says sounding unimpressed with the pun loving trait that is sitting right beside him, Patton gives him an innocent look and soft smile.

Thomas: Okay, well I’m going to go.

Stove: Cool, cool. Uh… yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thomas: Good seeing you again.

Stove: (off screen) See you later.

Thomas: Alright, yeah…

Stove: Catch up with you later?

Thomas: Yeah.

Stove: (off screen) See you later.

Thomas: Yeah, good seeing you.

Stove: See you later.

Thomas: (whispers into phone) Yes, I’d like a large cheese please.

“Yeah you were so not hungry at that moment.” Anxiety mutters sarcastically with an eye roll as well, Roman and Logan glare at the dark trait with unimpressed looks.

Scene: Thomas Lounge.

Patton: Yeah that’s pretty bad.

Thomas: I knowwww.

Patton: Well it’s all in baby steps, like everything you’ve learned in life.

Thomas: Like what?

Patton: Well, you wash your own laundry, don’t you?

Thomas: Yeah.

Patton: You’ve learned to eat better and exercise.

Thomas: I still eat a ton of pizza, but yeah.

Patton: And when dealing with other people, you know when to stand up for what’s right and when to turn the other cheek.

Thomas: I show them my butt.

“Princey.” Logic and Anxiety say with unimpressed tones as they cross their arms over their chest at him, Roman looks at them with an innocent look that the others don’t believe for a second.

“Yes?” He asks them in a rather cheeky but innocent sounding voice and charming smile that has the others all rolling their eyes at him fondly... well most of them do it in a fond way.

Patton: Not what I meant. And you probably should stop showing people your… well… one problem at a time. The point is… you didn’t always know to do those things, and they came about because you took the time to learn.

Thomas: Ahh, you’re right.

Patton: Learn from your parents, and hopefully they will also take the time to learn from you and what you know.

Thomas: How to turn on the computer so that my mum can play solitaire.

Patton: Right.

Thomas: I hope you all learn new ways of becoming independent. And becoming an adult shouldn’t mean losing the sense of who you are.

“You stopped using the music you had set up for that word you know right?” Anxiety asks Thomas with a rather snarky tone in his voice before he continues to lightly nibble on his chocolate.

Patton: Of course not! You can still be a kid at heart, just learn about the world around you, as well as skills that will help you and others.

Thomas: And learning to become an adult is not a race! So, no pressure in figuring it all out.

Patton: That’s right! But you Thomas… You should learn how to cook.

Thomas: Got it!

Patton: And remember… you’re a real pizza work. Because you like pizza…

Thomas: Got it, yeah.

Patton: Ta-ta. I wish you the best of luck in your adultery. (sinks down)

Thomas: That’s not… okay… Well! As I go and attempt to learn something new, I hope that you all have the opportunity to do the same. And until next time, take it easy guys, gals, and non-binary pals! PEACE OUT!

“I would say that this is over but I know we have the end card to watch.” Anxiety mumbles around his chocolate in the hopes that no one heard him and from the looks of it that no one did.

Scene: End card

Thomas: Hey.

Stove: Uh, hey.

Thomas: So, I was thinking…

Stove: Yeah?

Thomas: Thanksgiving is coming up, and I wondered if maybe…

Stove: Yeah?

Thomas: We could rekindle our friendship?

Stove: Aww. Let’s start with you rekindling a fire on this stove buddy!

“There is nothing to be nervous about with learning to cook, Thomas!” Roman says with a smile on his face that is directed towards Thomas who returns it with a small one.

“Thanks for those encouraging words Roman.” Thomas says as Logan and Patton both nod.

Thomas: You got it! (laughs)

Stove: That’s a… uh… plastic plate.

Thomas: Oh… um.

Stove: You know you can’t put that on me, right?

Thomas: Oh yeah, sure. Mmhmm… I knew.

Stove: I’m scared.

Thomas: Me too.

END.

“Well that was the second video only a few more to go until we have finished them all.” Patton says with a large smile on his face as he looks around the room at the others with him.

“You have that right Patton… I just wonder why the fan had wanted us to watch these videos to begin with.” Roman and Logic both wonder out loud at the same time without realising it.

‘Besides the fact that they wanted us all to learn things about each other that we didn’t know already…’ Patton thinks to himself with a soft sigh as he watches the others around him.