#I like gerome a lot and also evil guys

[antonblastdeluxe]

Quick rundown of some of my headcanons for funny pizza game(tm) just so I have them out there I guess

Gerome really likes the Toppins. Calls them 'little fellas' and everything. The reason why they get locked up is PH noticed this and took literally the one thing that helped him feel better about his situation and locked them up.

In extension to the last headcanon, the Toppins give Peppino money because Gerome taught them to always pay and tip workers.

I like to view Pizzaface as Pizzahead's villainsona and Pizzahead as Pizzaface's sillysona. They're two sides of the same hellish coin.

[horrorslashergirl]

My Slashersonas and s/o types

I got many asks about about s/o some of my OC would love, so I decided to write down for each of them. Also the ‘Type’ thing is what my OCs are: dominant, submissive, switch etc.

Richard Firewood (Pansexual)

Type: Cold Dominant

His type of s/o would have to be someone who is willing or not, depending on the situation, to give up their life and live with him at his hotel; he needs that someone to be completely dedicated to him, which means that they don't have to work so that they will be at their beck and call to Richard.

He owns a luxury hotel, he is very rich and can provide for himself and his s/o everything they need. His s/o has just to be his pet, following after his steps as they worship him.

His s/o has to listen and be submissive; of course, he will listen to what his s/o has to say if they have a certain desire or wish, but he has the final word and decision.

His s/o has to have class, as in they know how to act in public, don't embarrass him. If you are his, you have to play the cute and mannered partner. He is willing to teach you that if he sees some potential in you, but warning, his patience wears thin, so you better learn quickly if you want to stay with him.

He is a very busy man, so a clingy s/o annoys him. Yes, he loves the attention you give him, but what is too much might trigger him and you don't want an angry Richard.

Jackson Jasper (Pansexual)

Type: Warm/Caring Dominant

Being his s/o is much simpler than Richards because Jackson doesn't expect you to be perfect in all departments, he understands the fact that we all have flaws, but he does have certain expectations.

His type of s/o would have to be a housewife type or househusband seeing how he doesn't discriminate. Love is love, or in case what he wants he gets and he expects you to play that role; cleaning the house, doing the laundry, cooking breakfast and dinner.

He loves a clingy s/o, mostly because he is touch-starved and even when he goes on work trips with the truck he will pull you along, if the trips are short, after all.... There are animals and his dog, Jackpot that needs to be taken care.

Down and dirty; he needs someone who is more country-oriented than a town person. His style of life is simple, with no big technology. He does own a phone and a television, but that's about it. A s/o who isn't put off by a farm like life, someone who doesn't bicker about the mess the animals make. If you're like that, Jackson isn't for you, so you better keep the distance or he will drive over you with his truck.

His libido is pretty big, so an opened up s/o into sexual activities is a big must. A s/o that is all down to have fun between the bedsheets or many quickies around the house.

The Hacker (Pansexual)

Type: Sadistic Dominant

The opposite of Jackson above; The Hacker is a big city guy, surrounded by all technology and hates the rural areas; no Wifi? Fuck off. He lives in New York and the city that never sleeps is his favorite territory.

When it comes to  s/o type he needs someone exciting, someone, that is a constant rollercoaster. He is dominant, but having a complete submissive s/o that follows his every command is boring after one week. If you want to be his s/o, you will need to come with something new every once in a while, be it regular activities like going to a club, playing laser tag to all kinds of new kinks in the bedroom.

Someone smart; he has a genius-level intellect, so if you want to maintain a long-term relationship with him, you will have to get your smarts on. 

No nagging! He understands the fact that a relationship has its ups and downs, but don't tell him every 10 minutes to pick up his clothes from the floor, or that he should empty the ashtray from cigarettes and not to mention the cans of energy drinks from around his desk. He will do that! Don't tell him what to do constantly or he will make you disappear.

Bambi Miller (Bisexual)

Type: Caring Dominant/Playful Submissive

Her type of s/o has to be someone with manners because she is sick of the sleazy bastards and vain hookers in her hometown. She needs someone who respects her as she will respect them.

A warm and familist s/o; she has been an orphan since birth and she doesn't know what a family feels like. She wants what she didn't have as a child or teenager, someone that she can form an emotional bond. She did have sexual relationships, but the lack of the emotional prospect has left her with a bitter taste.

Someone old-school style; she doesn't need all the luxury life has to offer, she will be just content with a nice modest house that has a roof. She appreciates the smallest things life has to offer, even if it's just a pillow she can sleep on. 

Someone energetic and fun; she loves to go out and enjoy herself, playing darts, dancing, and having a couple of drinks, but be respectful towards her if it's the first date. She doesn't enjoy someone's hands inside her pants just like that out of the blue.

A s/o that can offer her assurance as in that she isn't alone, that life can change for the better, and just simply holds her in the morning on the front porch drinking coffee.

Dave Anthony (Pansexual)

Type: Insane/Cruel Dominant

His type of s/o would have to be human and small, considering he is over 7'0 tall that should work for almost everyone. He needs a s/o that doesn't break that easily and can keep up with his sadistic shenanigans; a masochistic s/o would be perfect for him.

His s/o can be anywhere; if the s/o entered his asylum, it's all done. You can be in Asia and he will simply teleport there. Your soul is bound now to him. There is no escape.

He isn't picky when it comes to a s/o, so almost anyone will do, but he does have some rules. He doesn't want someone evil for a s/o. He is attracted to purity. It's ironic seeing how evil he was as a human and more so as a poltergeist.

A feisty s/o perhaps? Just so he can break them, that's entertainment for him. What's the point of a s/o who is already broken? He cannot play with a broken toy.

Samuel Grayson (Straight and Demisexual)

Type: Attentive Dominant

A complete opposite of Dave; Samuel's s/o has to have a pure heart, but he won't hurt his s/o, unlike Dave. Samuel kills only the ones that are plagued by sins. A genuine s/o with a heart of gold is perfect for him, someone who can light his black and cold heart.

A loyal s/o; he hates cheating, so if you want to be with him, you better give up on dating, flirting, and all that. He hates liars and he will know if you cheated.

A s/o that loves dogs, seeing how almost half of his being are demonic Dobermans.

As a human he wanted to have a family of his own, so he needs a familist s/o, even if said s/o has a job to go to, he is patient. He will wait for you to get home and watch as you take care of his apartment, now yours too. 

Gerome and Axel (Pansexual)

Type: Sadistic Dominant/Smug Submissive

They need an understanding s/o, seeing how they are together in everything, even a relationship with someone. You get two hitmen in one shot, so you better have enough energy for two.

A lively s/o, someone who is smiling and always in the mood for fun, even if it's day or night because these two don't have a schedule.

Perhaps a housewife s/o type? Being mostly away and on their jobs, someone has to take care of their beach house. You can choose if you want to work too, they don't mind an independent s/o, but just so you know.... They earn a lot of money from being hitmen.

A flexible s/o; are you a dominant, a submissive? Either way works for them. Gerome is a more laid-back playful guy, while Axel is the opposite, being cold and with sharp edges, so a s/o who can balance them would be perfect.

Their s/o has to be understanding; they are hitmen and that's what they do, it's their job and they won't give up on that for anyone. Take them as they are.

Damiano Liberato (Straight)

Type: Sensual Dominant

He is very picky and his s/o has to reach certain standards; a trophy s/o that he can show off in public only to assert his importance and dominance.

His s/o has to be classy, always put together, after all, he is a fashion mogul and he doesn't settle for someone who wears jeans and sneakers. No, no. Absolutely no. His s/o won't ever embarrass him like that. It's an insult!

Genuine adoration; because of his past, Damiano needs someone who stays with him for HIM, not for his status or money. If he finds out his s/o is a golddigger, then said s/o will be turned into a grotesque mannequin.

Manners are a must; not only must you look impeccable, but your attitude needs to be the same; back straight, always answer when someone asks you something, pay attention. Little things that are vital when in a relationship with this fashion killer.

Azment (Pansexual)

Type: Loving Dominant/Playful Submissive

Being her s/o doesn't require too much work, just your undying attention, and love towards her. She isn't picky about it, to be honest; just don't leave the mansion or you will die. Easy as that.

Mitch Carson (Pansexual)

Type: Animalistic Dominant

He is more animal than human and doesn't really have many expectations from a s/o. His s/o would be more like a captive than a love interest. He views his s/o as a form of sexual relief and nothing else.

He needs a submissive s/o that will stay by his side and even if they try to escape him, he will chase them down. You are his and his alone, so you better stay put or he will collar and chain you like an animal. 

Mitch doesn't have any humanity left inside him, so he doesn't understand the concept of a s/o.

Azol (Pansexual)

Type: Degrading/Cruel Dominant

Much like Dave... Azol is a supernatural evil being with a sadistic pleasure in hurting and inflicting physical and psychical pain on his s/o, not fatally, but enough to make them cry, so a masochistic s/o would be perfect.

His s/o would have to be someone who is pretty much alone, and if they are not, well.... say bye, bye to your friends and family. 

A sassy s/o could work for him because he loves a challenge and loves to show off what real power resides inside him, teaching his s/o their place is the best game.

The Shadow (Pansexual)

Type: Sensual/Sadistic Dominant

Being a dominant, he needs a s/o who is submissive, playing the obedient housewife or better yet, maid; he has a busy life and is constantly working, so someone needs to keep his house spotless.

An intellectual s/o is a must; well not as intellectual as him, because he is a master genius and he knows it, but he doesn't want a mindless s/o that he needs to tell them what to do every five seconds.

His s/o won't need to work. He provides more than enough for both of you, all his s/o has to do is take care of his house, make dinner and be at his beck and call when the more.... lustful side comes out to play.

A respectful s/o; all childhood he has been criticized by the people that should have loved him. Don't question him, because what he does is for his and your best. Just stay by his side, loyal and things will be just fine.

He is a traditional type of guy, and doesn't get the idea of nowadays modern things and fashion; a vintage-like s/o would be perfect for him, decent and presentable.

Bahini Talibah (Straight and Demisexual)

Type: Caring/Loving Submissive

A s/o that would be perfect for her is someone with lots of patience and understanding because she has been through a worse ordeal in the love department and it takes time for her to trust someone on that level.

Someone who is simple; she doesn't need a perfect husband with money and all that material nonsense. She wants someone who will unconditionally care for her, be by her side when she needs emotional support.

A s/o that is a good listener. She has a lot to tell you, once you earned her trust, and to understand her better you need to hear out her stories because she has many interesting things to tell you, after all....she is over 100 years old.

Honesty; an honest s/o who will tell her everything they have on their heart, even if it's choosing a tv program, just be honest that you want to watch something else. 

Xaviera Lah-Mo (Straight)

Type: Obedient Submissive/Cheeky Dominant

She is a free spirit and needs someone who will match her wild soul, someone who isn't afraid to get into the far more dangerous part of the world; after all.... She is flirting with danger a lot; hunting poachers, observing wild animals that can kill her if she isn't careful.

A protective s/o; she can take care of herself, being good with the sniper rifle and into archery, but she lacks the strength into the body to body fight. It makes her feel loved to be protected.

Someone with a rough edge; she is spending most of her time in the wildness, far FAR away from the big cities. She prefers the quietness and tranquility of nature. A s/o that isn't fazed by few scratches or hard physical work, a strong s/o.

Someone with a sense of humor; she wants someone that can make her laugh, even if it's just for a few seconds and that's a hard one because she is a tough one to crack.

[extremepineapple2]

4, 8 and 9

4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

Hmm… Byleth and Jeritza. It’s popular at least in the sense that it got talked about quite a lot when the news dropped about it being an option. I don’t know if it’s more popular than Byleth and Linhardt, if it is, that’s kind of sad. I honestly don’t get being attracted to serial killers - or wanting Byleth to be. The most popular M/M option for Byleth right now is probably Yuri, rightfully so IMO.

Another - I’d say Ignatz and Lysithea. This one doesn’t actually get talked about aside from what I’m about to say, which is Lysithea was being a mega bitch in their supports.8. Have you received anon hate? What about?*I wouldn’t call it hate towards me precisely, but I did get some heated asks regarding the thing about all of the M/M options for Byleth being so-called “twinks” or “femmes.” There were some asks sent to me that spoke of “twinks” and “breeders” negatively IIRC. I got the impression that someone was venting to me.I did answer most of those asks, so if you look in the fe3h gaycourse tag you can find them.All of the actual hate I’ve ever received was off anon. One example was being called some kind of slur or something similar because I didn’t agree with the idea fire emblem/three houses was trying to send a message to players that masculine gays don’t exist or aren’t valid.

That post easily generated the most amount of controversy on my blog so far.

As a refresher/short summary of my opinion on this:

I think having a variety of different guys for M/M options is ideal (including types I don’t personally care for, like ojiisans or bodybuilders)

however, if there isn’t a wide variety, then that isn’t the developers necessarily insulting the kind of guys that weren’t options or the guys who like those kinds of guys.

An important piece of context is that in the vast majority of games with M/M options for western english players (aka the people I was interacting with/talking about), either all of the options are masculine guys (who are often ripped) or there’s a variety of different guys. All femme guys almost never happens in those games. So FETH having supposedly all “femme/twink” options (the only one I’d call that is Yuri) is not the end of the world.

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why? 

Three Houses:

I dislike pretty much ever aspect of Edelgard, for reasons I’ve discussed before. The few things I like: her very handsome pre-skip outfit, her voice, her battle pose. I can’t take her post-skip outfit seriously, she looks like a shitty cartoon villain.

The slithers are awful in general and boring as shit. There’s nothing interesting about them. Generic evil people. I liked Kronya’s design but she lasted 5 seconds. Also see Metodey.

Randolph’s “I’m invading Garreg Mach to protect my family” goes to show how unintelligent he is.

Fates:

Hana: Nasty to Corrin and several other characters in their supports. It’s like a worse version of Lysithea with even less reason to be prickly.

Nyx: I could be misremembering, but I heard she’s an example of some localization changes. I heard she was changed to basically being a cranky grandma. See Hana for reasons I dislike her.

Inigo/Lazlow/Soleil: In general I have a tendency to dislike the characters who are super horny for girls. When some class is added to the mix as with Virion or Lorenz, I can enjoy them. I’ll also say that skirt chaser characters tend to be a lot more interesting in my opinion when they aren’t talking to girls (or aren’t talking about girls) - see Sylvain and Felix, Virion and Libra, Inigo and Gerome, etc. This lets them break out of their trope a bit and let’s see you what there’s behind it.

Nina: I don’t remember anything interesting about her, she just seemed to be an example of an annoying yaoi fangirl. Hopefully there’s much more to her but… that’s what I remember.

Awakening:

Validar: The generic evil villain. I think perhaps Awakening had most well-rounded cast for me out of the three.

[thatdragonsdrabbles]

ohai there again, next request for ya - FEA kids with superpowers, who has what and why :P

[Sorry this took so long! I honestly had no clue what to do with it at first. But I think I did pretty well with this one, once I started really thinking about it!]

Fire Emblem Awakening kid-gen, superpowers

Lucina:Teleportation powers. She can warp short distances forward and keepthe kinetic energy for attacks, or disperse it with clevermaneuvering to slow falls. She cannot warp to a location outside ofher field of vision, and while it’s mostly unnoticable there is aslight cooldown. Her powers came from a desperate need to protectthat earned her the blessing of an otherworldly being. (Why? Icontemplated time-manipulation, but that just seemed too on the nose.Then I realized that time and space are linked, and why not justfocus on the other aspect of it?)

Owain:Agility and dexterity powers. He can balance on the smallest ofplatforms, move in such a way to avoid an insane amount of incomingfire, and manipulate objects in his hands with crazy efficientprecision. He will waste the extra time this affords him on lookingand sounding heroic, much to his allies’ chagrin. He says his powerscame from his “sword hand”… or manifested from a fervent desireto save others, though it’s not entirely clear from where. (Why? Ihad some trouble with him. I thought about several different sort ofpowers, but then I thought of how much attention he brings to hishands and his movements, aka “sword hand” and “specialattacks,” and it was kind of obvious.)

Kjelle:Super healing powers. She can shrug off pretty big injuries withoutmuch trouble, just give her a few seconds and she’s good to go,making her good for countering other superpowers and tests ofendurance. She’s stubborn on shielding others, and while she’s giftedin healing she’s not invincible. Her powers are something she’salways had, but became more apparent when she got older and couldtake really advantage of them. (Why? Because rock/steel skin is toopredictable for her, and the image of her smiling through a terriblybloody injury only to watch her become good as new within the minutefeels powerful to me. And very fitting.)

Cynthia:Hurricane powers. She can manipulate the air into a mighty gale,lifting herself or others with the force of it, and deflect or catchprojectiles and people. She abuses it a lot for her “dramaticentrances” and can get a bit carried away, literally. Her powerscome from her gauntlets and boots, made especially for her to fulfillher heroic dreams. (Why? I didn’t want her to be born into powers,because what’s important about her is that she chose to be a heroHERSELF. And not every hero needs to be an accident. Some areplanned. Plus, wind powers are close to pegasus knight, and still lether do her flower petal thing.)

Laurent:Copycat powers. With physical contact, he can alter his own DNA tomatch portions of an object, or another person and their powers. Itis timed, and it can open him to the weaknesses of saidmaterial/powers. He got his powers when he was a bit too enthusiasticwith his experiments and suffered an accident, but that hardlystopped him from continuing his research. (Why? It’s a bit moreactive, but still science-y, representing his scholarly traits butalso the fact that he’s always been about the practical applicationsof science. Plus now he’s the mad scientist who can experiment onHIMSELF.)

Brady:Shadowstep powers. He can leap in and out of shadows like doorways,or hide in them without fear of capture, and can take people withhim. Obviously, if there are no shadows, he’s kind of in trouble. Hewas in the wrong place at the wrong time and got hit by a mysteriousvillain’s attack, and was one of the few survivors. (Why? Because ithelps with his whole “looks like a bad guy even though he isn't”thing, and it would be useful for taking away the injured orsupporting allies. Imagine him just, walking in and out of alleys,looking like a thug, when he’s really just, watering plantssomewhere.)

Severa:Fiery, exploding powers. Her attacks take advantage of their volatilenature to give devastating blows, and she can launch herself withsome blasts. She has a little trouble controlling it when her furygrows, especially when people point out how strange it is for the icequeen to be on fire. She wanted to reach her own impossible standardsand accepted a medical trial of a minimally-tested substance tooquickly. (Why? Both as a joke for her temper and the ice queen thing,but also as a good release for that anger of hers.)

Nah:Icy powers. Ice permeates her small frame like armor, can be utilizedfor both ranged and close combat, and even help her take flight witha constant stream. She doesn’t do especially well in extreme heat,and some say time was frozen for her since she doesn’t seem to age.Her powers were unleashed when enduring extreme stress in a hostagesituation, revealing to everyone (including herself) that she’s notentirely human. (Why? Because I wanted to avoid a “she’s a dragon”power, but still wanted to incorporate aspects of her manaketeabilities in canon. Her attacks look like ice balls instead of fireballs, really.)

Noire:Metal manipulation powers. She can crush intermodal containers likethey’re tin cans, and change the trajectory of metallic projectileswithin a certain range. Remove the metal, and she’s powerless, oroverload her range with metal and she won’t be able to handle it all.She gets her powers from a mysterious amulet she always has on herperson, as it’s refused to let her go since she first picked it up.(Why? I wanted to avoid a power like “eagle vision,” but stillwanted it to be useful for if she wanted to do ranged combat.)

Yarne:Brute force powers. His punches feel like trains, and he can leapincredibly high with those legs of his. Unfortunately, trying toconvince him to get into the fray is another story entirely. He haslearned to be surprisingly careful and precise with his powers. Hegets his incredible strength from an herbal mix, the recipe passeddown by his mother. (Why? I don’t want to cheat and just say he’s ataguel, or a shapeshifter, but I still wanted his mother’s heritageto be important to him. Plus, bunny kicks hurt.)

Inigo:Camouflage powers. He can change his appearance to match theenvironment, fluid enough to move without the cloaking beingdisrupted. His movement can still be tracked by noise or whateverphysical traces he leaves, and he tries (and fails) to use it to be“suave” and “mysterious” with the ladies. His powers camefrom a combination of special training and equipment thanks to hisfamily and their connections. (Why? Because thinking of him “dancingout of view” is hilarious, and besides hero work it’s also usefulfor when he wants privacy for his secret dancing.)

Gerome:Animal kinship powers. He can understand and command any land oramphibious animal, from the largest elephant to the tiniest ant. Hetalks to them better than he does people, anyway, which can be aproblem for teamwork. His family line has always been skilled withanimals, but he’s honed his own talents to an almost supernaturallevel. (Why? It’d be too easy to make him Batman, or give him shadowpowers. But I think this translates his ease with Minerva well.)

Morgan:Mind-altering powers. They can force a connection between others’ andthemselves, either for recon purposes, manipulation, or telepathiccommunications between allies. Strong-willed individuals have aresistance to their powers, and they have to create the connection bymaking eye contact first. They got these powers through asupernatural assault on their own psyche, managing to overcome it andtake it as their own. (Why? It would be best for strategizing andkeeping a “bird’s-eye view” on the ground. Plus, it can beinvaluable to heroes… and abused for evil.)