#I rewatched and I started crying/srs

[fazbearedits]

I saw this video pop up and I’m speechless

He said on march 9th he’ll upload his final theory and then that’s it he’s done

I actually nearly started crying when I saw this I know that may sound stupid but I don’t care

I was about 6-7 when i discovered matpat when I really started getting into fnaf after knowing it for a while

I became addicted to the theories they were so intelligent that he knew so much and had such smart ideas for solving the timeline

I’m not gonna hope that he continues because if that’s what he wants it’s his decision

Now this first hit me like a ton of bricks but I realized that he’s been doing game theory for 13 years

13 years is a hell of a alot of time

I always thought I would grow out of game theory and it’ll still be going someday and it would never stop but if he wants to stop he can

I’m looking forward to the new era of game,film,style and food theory but it just won’t be the same

Goodbye matpat.

[aceofwhump]

Because I'm in the pain fandom lol I rewatched Ted Lasso 2x08 but only the locker room post Man City loss scene and now I've got Jamie Tartt feels again so I'm gonna just feels dump for a moment.

When Jamie hit his dad and James Sr. stood up angry getting ready to punch him back, Jamie looked so fucking terrified! That look on his face just said "oh shit oh no he's coming he's angry I made him angry I fucked up I fucked up".

But Beard comes in and drags him away in time and now everyone including Jamie is too stunned to move in the aftermath a d the silence lingers and no one moves!

AND THEN THE HUG! THE HUG!

I have a lot of feels a out this hug but right now I'm focusing on one aspect of it. It's the sounds of Jamie legitimately crying into Roy's neck that is currently breaking me. You can hear him sniffling and gasping but it's the kind you make when you're trying to not full on sob but you can help but make some sounds and cry. Your breath hitches in your chest and your nose starts to run and the sobs start falling out of you but your trying so hard to not completely breakdown.

And this is happening in Roy's arms surrounded by the whole of AFC Richmond with whom he's still working on bonding with and they all just saw him being abused verbally emotionally and physically by his dad and it's clear that this isn't the first time and now they all know.

I desperately want to know what happened after this. Especially with Beard full on leaving and Ted needing to go back after having left to call Dr. Sharon. I want to know how long Jamie cried into Roy's neck. What was it like when he finished? How did the team react? What did Ted do when he returned to the locker room? Was everyone already on the bus when he got back? WHAT WAS THE BUS RIDE HOME LIKE?! What happened to Jamie in the aftermath!?

And another thought but this season they're going to go back and play Manchester again and this is in the trailer (Jamie looking stressed as he walks onto the pitch and all of the Man City fans are clearly booing him in the backgroudn) and I HAVE FEELINGS!

What Jamie must be feeling having to go back after what happened last time. And the treatment he's recieving from the fans is horrible but is Sr. there!? Jamie worrying about his dad showing up? Protective team maybe? Like I wanna see the team people protective of him and being like "he won't get near you" and I want to see Jamie go absolute beast mode on Man City and Richmond win. I want this to end on a high note for him (with some angst beforehand please)

And that ends my current Jamie Tartt feelings dumb. I'm sure I'll have more.

[ladystrallan]

Once Upon a Time season 5B thoughts

I’m rewatching OUAT and I wanted to share some of my opinions on each season!

- This is my favourite season!!! (And the only one I have rewatched before)

- Awww it’s Neal

- Slay red intro

- Of course cora is the mayor

- This implies that they have a municipal government (Cora) and a federal?/realm? government (Hades)

- No don’t kiss him it’s James!!!

- Why are they wearing the same outfit lol

- Cora basically just told Regina that she’s going to hell

- THE CHIPPED CUP

- Omg rumbelle is adorable

- THE LITTLE DOLL

- Ooh Pan is back

- “The ale of Sinead from the land of Dunbroch” “That’s a mouthful” lol

- Not the jester lol

- Ooh slay Henry sr switched the hearts

- Pocket sized dad

- YASSSSS ITS HADES

- Alexa, play My Man from Funny Girl

- Fun fact: it was Greg Germann’s idea for Hades to be getting a pedicure in this scene

- Such a slay lair

- Yassss call her out for what she did to Zelena

- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

- Every single line delivery is 10/10

- Yasssss the flame hair

- Imo it doesn’t look as bad as people say it does like there is WAY worse cgi on the show

- Hercules is my favourite Disney movie and although I love this season, Hades is the only character they got right

- They sucked all the sass and agency out of Megara, making her just a damsel in distress

- And Hercules just doesn’t have the charisma or hunk look of the original

- He looks like the guy from the maze runner, just a typical YA movie looking guy

- They also aged them down which I’m not a fan of

- It’s just kinda disappointing

- Yassss he’s back <3

- CRUELLA

- She replaced all Regina’s horse stuff with dog stuff… I’m dead

- The bloody hook…

- He’s so camp, I love it

- “The music, the gin, the glamour… the gin” lol

- Woah how did it get to the house

- The only conflict in my relationship with Hades would be that I don’t like dogs

- That is an ugly dog too

- “I want to be Snow White again” yassss

- No more annoying Mary Margaret

- “I’m not angry, I’m disappointed” ok dad

- Or should I say daddy ;)

- Ooh him realising that she’s pregnant

- The children in the underworld make me really sad :( I would take care of them

- Why is Hades so hot in this scene???

- I kinda get the homoeroticism that some people see in the Hook/Hades torture scenes

- Greg is just so sexy all the time he can’t help it

- “They had a torrid affair, which resulted in a scandalous teenage pregnancy in prison” Rumple just airing out all of Emma’s dirty laundry

- She’s looking for DANIEL

- I’m starting to find Rumple’s ‘coward face’ really funny

- Like he just looks so distressed 24/7

- Wow just flirting with another guy while your husband is out trying to KILL SOMEONE TO SAVE YOUR DYING SON

- Maybe don’t yell so loud if you’re trying to be discreet

- Milah is kinda pretty ngl

- “Tell him hello from his papa” me crying

- “Get your hands off that squiggly little thing” LOL that has to be the funniest way to describe the dagger

- Wow my man sure can entertain

- ‘Here come into my lair, would you like something to drink?’

- “Mrs Dark One” I LOVE IT

- HIS VOICE IS SO SEXY OMG (Hades)

- Is that where rumple got the idea to take babies as payment???

- The way he yells “MILAH” before chucking her into the river lol

- He really put so much into that performance

- A horse???

- He looks so disgusted as he reads that book lol

- Rumple’s real catch phrase: “no no”

- “And then, butterfingers, you dropped it” lol

- “SHE’S PREGNANT”

- I laugh every time I see Hades poof that man in

- He looks like an npc

- One of my favourite lines: “Take your baby” the delivery is 11/10

- Omg it’s Liam

- My favourite picture of Hades is from this bar scene

- The glass sliding across lol

- “What would you like to try first, the champagne or me?” David looks so uncomfortable

- Does James have a mommy kink?

- The way Liam stumbles back after seeing Hades’ hair

- Why does one brother get a boy band name and the other gets an emo pirate name???

- YASSSSS HADES

- It’s over Liam, I have the high ground

- Hades: Nooooo he’s not going to hell? Disappointing

- “Zelena… our secret remains safe” he sounds so sexy when he says that

- Our Decay is my favourite episode of the whole show!

- I recreated Zelena’s cupcake for one of my birthdays (15th? I think?)

- Ah yes, the old dog and curtain trick

- Dude just let her see her baby

- He looks so handsome in that cravat

- They have so much chemistry omg I love zades

- Where has robin been? I swear I haven’t seen him in like two episodes (not a complaint)

- “This is what, celebrating abandonment day?” Lol

- Wow Zeus is a jerk for cursing his own brother

- The way he gestures to her lol

- Marital problems

- THE BIKE SCENE

- Why am I literally Zelena??? (I can’t ride a bike either)

- THIS IS SO CUTE

- Why not me…

- Belle I love you but STOP BEING MEAN TO ZELENA

- They need a lawyer to work out this custody agreement

- The way Hades looks at Zelena >>>

- THEY WERE ABOUT TO KISS!!!

- That’s so sad you can tell she really loves her daughter :(

- You’re taking a BABY to the FOREST??? ok

- HE IS SO HOT

- The romantic dinner!!!

- Screaming

- “When we were on that bicycle, and I had my arms around you” OMG

- NOOOOO

- I would not even hesitate to kiss that man

- Even if he was evil I don’t care he’s hot

- “I love you” AAAAAAAAAAAA

- She broke his heart :(

- THIS. SCENE.

- HE WANTED TO GIVE HER WHAT REGINA HAD THAT IS SO ROMANTIC

- “But it’s our decay” MY HEART

- He really said ‘take all the space you need but I still love you’

- “But if you change your mind and decide you want me” 1000/10 delivery hot sexy romantic

- I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!

- “Lord legume” sorry I’m allergic

- Not skirmishes with the ogres!

- Was that an ogre in the intro???

- We love a good twister

- Lol hades what’s with the joe goldberg vibes

- Ok that time the hair didn’t look great

- IT’S AN OGRE

- “It was an arranged marriage, I was doing you a favour” rumple…

- “You mean other than that baby in your belly?” WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY???

- Not the Rumple mannequin lol

- Why do they have that?

- Lol bye Gaston

- How romantic he gives her a little flower

- Yay ruby is back

- The episode title is the ship name lol

- “I’m afraid sometimes I’m just too clever” slay

- Not her turning into a puddle…

- Ruby slippers is cute

- WLW TRUE LOVE’S KISS

- Belle sleeping curse :(

- She doesn’t think he will be her true loves kiss that is so sad :( (marital problems part 2)

- OMG I LOVE THIS SCENE

- I don’t want to set the world on fire by the ink spots!!!

- His car is so slay

- ZADES DATE OMG I LOVE IT

- Zelena, how does it feel to be living my dream

- The way he’s sitting !!!

- “Will you make chaos with me?” AAAAAAAAAA

- PLEASE PROPOSE TO ME LIKE THAT

- Hades/Greg is so hot omg

- You’re not my mom Regina

- “Because he’s a villain” GIRL LITERALLY SO WERE YOU

- Honestly Cora deserves that punishment

- It’s impressive that Zelena can use magic like that with zero training

- “Who could possibly love that man?” ME

- Slay Zelena she saw right through that

- After everything Cora did she deserves to go to hell and she should have

- I don’t think she should get to go to heaven after doing one good thing

- HADES SETTING UP THE DATE

- I love him so much he’s so romantic

- Awwww him dancing is so cute

- Noooo they kidnapped Zelena

- HE TORE UP THE CONTRACT FOR HER

- “When will you believe I’d do anything for you” Awwwwwwww

- ZADES KISS!!!

- His heart is beating again omg

- Me constantly rolling my eyes at Robin

- Rumple jumpscare

- Slay rumple take Robin’s heart

- That lady is kinda slay

- Omg it’s stealthy

- “That’s right vermin, scatter” slay queen

- He “dissolved” James lol

- “Kid eater” lol

- If I put my heart on there to weigh my love for Hades it would 100% work

- My love for Greg is true

- Awwww captainswan

- How do they give you a last name if you’re found on the side of the road?

- Oooh yikes tree cut down

- Slay Hades 10/10 plan btw

- He could’ve done a lot worse tbh

- Which only proves more that he was just doing what he thought was best for Zelena

- Why is this woman exactly like Emma???

- Noooooo them holding hands :(

- “Is she looking for me?” NOOOOO she’s dead :(

- THE ICONIC RED LEATHER JACKET

- YASSSS RUMPLE PAN BETRAYAL

- Transporting your wife home in a little box :)

- How was hook alive again??? I forget

- Not this episode… I’m dreading what I know is going to happen

- “I trust you with anything” awwwww

- SLAY HADES KILL ARTHUR

- I hated that man

- “Robin’s baby” That baby is also my girl Zelena’s!!!

- “Actually, he’s not a man. He’s a god!” YASSSS SLAY

- Yeah he’s going to hell

- How do you kill a god? You can’t they’re immortal? Bingo!

- Slay Olympian crystal

- Maybe I could think of some other uses for it ;)

- This is the messiest custody battle lol

- Rumple jumpscare (part 2)

- He’s not going to wake up his daughter??? Wtf

- Not the cane ptsd

- I can’t…

- Literally push Arthur into the river of souls

- Slay hiding place

- It’s giving antique furniture with secret compartments

- Hmmmm maybe the research would be faster if BELLE’S FATHER WOULD WAKE HER UP

- ‘Hello, this is Hades’ lol

- In my AU rumple and hades would be besties

- That spirit was a hero trying to drag Arthur into the river

- “I really hate him” you are speaking at full volume

- Babe, you walked right past them…

- YASSSSS HADES

- “No Underworld, no moving on” do not pass go, do not collect $200

- Slay

- I would say rip but he just got erased from existence

- Also I hate Robin

- “I did it for you” this is so sad

- Regina just bodychecked him nooooo

- Jail

- “I defended you when no one else did” girl when???

- “Hades won’t give up a single thing for you” he got rid of his leverage against rumple for her!!!

- Regina stop lying

- NOOOOO

- Screaming crying

- This is TRAGIC

- The way he says her name as he’s dying :(

- Wtf Regina’s smiling a little bit

- RIP to the love of my life (and death)

- I will be metaphorically wearing black for the rest of the season

- I’m in mourning

- Ugh Zeus

- He looks like just a dude

- Her putting the flask on the grave lol

- The roses on the arrows… tacky

- It would be so funny if Zelena named her daughter hades or something similar

- #depression

- They literally treated Zelena so horribly after this

- Ooh henry x violet

- “I need more power” okay what else is new rumple

- Ooh yikes

- “I can still feel the aura” lol

- I mean maybe it’s warranted Regina

- Literally that’s so dumb don’t destroy magic

- Ooh crystal in TLWM

- Zelena is slaying so hard right now

- We love a redeemed queen

- Ooh is this the land of untold stories?

- Yikes just choking him

- I love gold’s car omg

- “Do you happen to have any duct tape?” Lol slay

- “Strange name” lol

- Wtf I hate this guy

- With his stupid magic taser

- Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde!!!

- I can’t remember if I liked this plot line

- Where SHE’S taken him???

- Imagine it’s a breakup letter lol

- Maybe Robin shouldn’t have been a little bitch

- #vandalism

- You’re seriously going to attempt to fight the dark one?

- I love the crossover between science and magic it’s cool

- That is so scary yikes

- How symbolic

- Okay I kinda like mr hyde kinda slay

- The room service guy is probably like wtf is this???

- “Your best student” sorry girl that was Zelena

- “This isn’t on me” YES IT IS HENRY OMG

- The dragon???

- I thought he got killed by a taser

- That’s so embarrassing omg

- People probably think he’s a crazy person

- That one extra’s face lol

- Rumple went through the portal!!!

- How convenient that her dad is from TLWM

- Ooh kiss

- Awwwww captainswan

- The evil queen just dusting around

- Ok

How I feel about the characters this season

Love: HADES, Zelena

Like: Belle, Rumple, Emma, Hook, Ruby, Mulan, Jekyll/Hyde

Neutral: Hercules, Megara, Henry, David, Snow, Dorothy, Cruella

Dislike: James, Gaston

Hate: Robin, Regina, Cora, Arthur, Pan, that stupid orderly

Season rating: 10/10

I love this season so much! Zades is my favourite ship in the whole show, and I love Hades with all of my heart. I didn’t really like the destroy magic plot line but it was just the last two episodes. Hades and Zelena are so slay and I love them!

[nonadjacent]

stupidly long ahh analysis of ONE 10 from someone who literally just woke up

[real analysis starts below, but before that, a small intro]

i should be preparing to go somewhere right now but who cares i literally woke up, watched ONE 10, and finished the episode crying /srs

literally if you want me to cry literally put any episode of ONE, especially after episode 6 and those tears are going to turn into waterfalls😎

fr i don’t even know why but ONE episodes make me sappy and ONE 10, holy crap i was nervous waking up, now i’m sobbing

anyway, analysis time because ONE 10 woke me up

[ONE 10 SPOILERS AHEAD. WATCH THE EPISODE FIRST IF YOU HAVEN’T]

what do we know about before the episode?

ONE 9 leaves us with Liam being out of the plane. He was gone for not 5 years, as some theories say; he was gone for 7 months. When Soda Bottle came back is something we do not know. With literally nothing left for him in San Francisco, he decides to go to Bridgeport where Soda Bottle is. No name for Soda Bottle has still been confirmed. Most importantly, Liam is left with sticky notes from Stone that they shoved into him (please do not take it out of context /j),  in which these sticky notes contain some code, preferably coordinates of some sort. (may be wrong looking at it now; think about it, would it make sense for a coordinate with a whole ass string of numbers with 1 decimal point?)  

what's new based on the episode?

ONE 10 mostly shows Liam’s journey from San Francisco to Bridgeport. It wasn’t a straight up long trip, he made stops in hostels along the way from the looks of it. From the scenes, the travel took around a week as Liam mentions. It almost was not worth it, since Liam was not greeted openly by Soda Bottle, shutting the door on him as he arrives. In a fit of rage, Liam explains that by having the talk with him may solve the unsolved with the plane. After multiple attempts to get SB to talk to him and leaving and coming back multiple times, after SB asks if “she’s” here, to which Liam answers “no” to, SB finally opens the door on him.

what details from the episode can be noticed?

“Rattlepate” from the title of the episode means someone who is a rattlebrain, thoughtlessly talkative. (Merriam-Webster, n.d.)

Soda Bottle has an incredibly instant change in expression as he sees Liam in front of him. After which, he is trembling, probably in fear. (trauma from the plane?)

We get new sticky notes, one being a drawing of a smokestack, another being an encircled “5″, and another being a laptop on a table with the word “silva” on it (preferably a password of sorts? if we base on language, it means a forest or woodland of sorts)

The more Liam talks, the more impatient he gets. He even explains he literally has nothing all for SB to continue ignoring him.

Time is confusing. Liam claims they were taken in February 10th and were stuck there for 224 days, meaning he came back September 8th and got to SB on the 15th: seven whole months. However, from one line in Liam’s fit of rage, he says after SB got eliminated, Airy dipped for also 7 months. It’s not sure whether that 7 months is in plane time, because it obviously does not make sense in real life.

Liam takes upon, what, how Amelia/Scenty confronts people? Notice how his fit of rage is similar and/or parallel to Amelia’s angry fits of rage towards Airy, especially in ONE 4.

This isn’t a super important detail, I saw Liam cry in the elevator and honestly same

Every noted timeskip in the episode had something to do with 10. “10 minutes later,” “10 hours later,” so on. (Not safe to assume even his roadtrip lasted 10 days, but it does fall within a week) (after rewatching ONE 8, even the small timeskip was 10 minutes I’m mildly convinced that that one was a coincidence but hmm)

Soda Bottle had to ask, “is she still there?”, referencing Amelia. Instinct-wise and semi-jokingly, I’d think he’s either intimidated or scared of Amelia. Come to think of it, both of them have not had a good one-on-one aside from in ONE 1.

Anytime Airy is no longer sorta “loud” to the flow of Liam’s life, there is no intro (y’know the opposite of endtro the intro song literally has no name and isn’t in the one soundtrack-). Notice in ONE 9, where Liam is eliminated, there is no intro screen nor intro music at all. Here, in ONE 10, the intro is no more, but the outro is completely different. (I don’t know if this was just all “oh haha new season new outro babey” but I’m still skeptic)

i spent a good hour writing this holy shit

[melkizv]

Gonna rewatch and read more butterfly soup stuff so I can think of who would confess first in noekarsha.

First option: Noelle

- she’d probably do a lot of studying via Google searches before hand and literally write down notes or some shit.

- if anything, she’d write a letter and give it to Akarsha bc she’s shit at expressing it verbally. Maybe leaving it on her desk or sneaking it into her backpack. I rlly don’t see her going up to Akarsha head on to confess bc of how stupid she’d feel in front of her.

Second option: Akarsha

-she literally doesn’t do any planning, has confessed multiple times but in the form of jokes so Noelle doesn’t know she’s slash srs.

-probably does it at the start of a school break so she doesn’t have to face Noelle, though Noelle would contemplate it over the break and probably texts her to meet up for an answer when she’s able to do it.

- cries, she’d def cry before or after the confession. Also when noelle accepts the confession.

Third option: no one confesses

- it just happens, they kiss or something and avoid each other afterwards.

-they decide to talk to each other after a long period of no contact at all, which worries diya and min and most of their friends.

-they don’t say anything during the meeting, it’s super awkward but one of them grabs hold of the other’s hand. And they feel like they’re okay now

-they didn’t speak it into words or put a label on their relationship, but they know they’re together.

[holdyoheaduphigh]

I posted this a while ago on facebook but I am feeling this all over again now that I am rethinking of Bojack

I do not consider myself a TV person. I do not get into shows that much - for example, I've been hyping up how much I am loving Letterkenny and I have been on the same season for about 2 months. From Bob's Burgers to Big Mouth and every other TV show id try to get into I would make it thru 1 season and be done, never to pick it up again. Bojack Horseman though was somehow different. With each season I would have suspense building and building, theorizing what would happen and then binging the seasons in one sitting. I would rewatch scenes over and over and learn my favorite quotes to hold dear. This tv show was clever. I always like to say i love food thats sweet and spicy and salty all at once. This was that - it was goofy but depressing but realistic. It had made an impact on me.

In the fall of 2016 I was in the musical Spring Awakening with Illini Student Musicals at UIUC. After rehearsals, a castmate would invite people over to his apartment. We would usually watch music videos (Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeuff, Its Strange by Louis the Child, and Professional Rapper by Lil Dicky were some favorites) and then at some point it would transition to a TV show - usually Bojack Horseman. I got so into it. I watched some of it there, and i would watch some of it with my boyfriend at the time who loves Bojack. Later, I watched it after said boyfriend and I broke up to cry away my sadness with the sadness from the show. I watched it with one of my good friends and we hugged while we cried over the same parts. I watched it in my hometown after I graduated college when i was sick with mono. I watched part of this season after I came to Duluth all alone with no other plans. I watched this most recent final episodes with a friend I made here - who started watching due to my obsessive ramblings over it.

The show is so smart, with characters being overly relatable and real. They had personalities, flaws, mental illnesses, types of humor, sexual orientations (Todd is the first openly ace character on tv!) I remember when my friends and i would all like to discuss what character we felt the most like. I remember starting with Princess Carolyn, in time switching that to Todd, then thinking Mr. Peanutbutter, then horrifyingly wonder if it was Pickles, until finally deciding this most recent season that i dont fit one perfectly, nor we really should. (At a time though someone said I was Sarah Lynn. yikes). One time i started analyzing the characters in bojack to my dad on a car ride and talked for like an hour. One of my last days as a sr in college i dressed up as Diane for a Netflix party. Once while discussing that one break up i REFERENCED Bojack characters and quotes. It influenced my life that much.

This show has been through a lot with me. As with Bojack growing and changing, even when he fell back into his destructive tendencies at times, there was still constantly change in his life. In this show, deep emotions were brought to the surface and in turn made me comfortable in feeling mine and addressing it. My life is not the same now as it was when I started watching in 2016. Like bojack, i'm maybe a little wiser, maybe a little sadder. That's aging. And you gotta accept that, what Mr PB and Bojack always struggled with. My life will not always be the life i had in undergrad. It will never be. But overall, I think Bojack has been somewhat of a nostalgic thing for me. The friends at uiuc who loved it with me were also so into it to the point of obsession. And that part of my life ended, and to have this show end now - up far away from anyone else as a real adult and everything - feels like a chapter has closed for me too. It sounds so silly to say that. But i truly do feel that way. I have no other show to look forward to, it seems so weird. I definitely was bawling my eyes out the end of this season.

That's too much, man.

[hogwartshousehabits]

Harry Potter Readalong Week 26: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Chapters 6-11

* As previously noted, you do not have to actually answer these like you’re in school, it’s more to get the dialogue started and to give you ideas of what to post about if you’re drawing a blank. Liveblogging is highly encouraged.

So, we recently rewatched the movies while playing the Harry Potter Deck Building Game and let me just say, Malfoy’s saving grace is Tom Felton. Because he is still a git in the books.

Fred and George are a DELIGHT. They are BRILLIANT and GENEROUS and I AM GOING TO CRY.

Why is everyone so sure Voldemort wouldn’t let a 16 year old into the Death Eaters? Death Eaters all went to school, and 16 is almost an adult in the wizarding world. Malfoy Sr. pissed Voldemort off, who wouldn’t think that he wants to take it out on him?

There is so much to be said for the silver trio. Let’s Talk About Them.

Can... can we all just hug Luna? And Neville?

Share headcanons of Chosen One Neville

Slug Club: Discuss

Update: Malfoy is still a git, but let’s be real, Harry would have probably done the same thing to him.

Update: Snape is still a git.

Like, I appreciate Snape as a character. He does a lot of good and noble things. He does fight for good, eventually, even if it is for selfish reasons. He does care for people, in his own way. But he is a man in his 30s belittling a 16 year old. He is a teacher, a man in a position of power, using this power to bully a student, someone he is supposed to protect and nurture. Like, I was a teacher. It doesn’t matter if you loathe a kid because they cussed you out and insulted your parentage and destroyed your property. YOU have to be the bigger person because YOU are the one with the power to determine the situation. Snape is an amazing character who warrants lots of study and is not morally black or white, but he is still a fckn git.

Bless Nearly Headless Nick.

I still don’t know if Ron should have been made a Prefect.

You know who should be a Prefect? Ginny.

Minerva McGonagall is the best. I love her. Bless her and her cows.

Are there quidditch trials every year and we just never hear about them? Did Harry actually have to try out every year to get back on the team? I have Questions.

I have to give Snape credit like. Has he been developing DADA lesson plans all these long years? Did he have them hidden away, hoping to be able to use them at some point? Or did he scrape together a curriculum at the last minute?

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the most savage line in the entire series. Just. Wow.

I appreciate that after OWLs, classes have all four houses.

So obviously, wizard text books do not have “editions” like muggle text books, if a 20+ year old book is still good. No updates, etc.

Let’s Discuss Voldemort’s Past

I gotta give Mr. Ogden credit, because I would have slapped Gaunt at least 4 times.

Merope is actually quite sad.

Quidditch trials: Discuss

Honestly though, Hagrid is also an adult, even older than Snape. He should not take teenagers seriously like he does.

Share any pretty book pictures or liveblogs!

[nyneofuturists]

The women who watch doctors on TV will see you now

© 2018 Hilary Asare

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Hilary and Rayne enter in lab coats, SL & SR spinny doors respectively. They face each other.

Both: We love Grey’s Anatomy.

They face the audience

Both: YES IT’S STILL ON AND YES IT'S STILL GREAT.

They face SL & SR- Hilary gets a podium and Rayne gets 2 shot glasses and a bottle of tequila. Shots are poured

Hilary: It’s my favorite show. I’ve rewatched it several times.

Rayne: I started watching during season 5. I binged the rest to catch up and have never been the same.

Hilary: It’s life changing.

Rayne: It’s timeless!

They raise their shots

Both: To Shonda!

They take their shots and pour another

Hilary: It’s also an emotional conductor. We cry when we watch.

Rayne: Every time!!! I’ve videoed myself.

Hilary: My friends watch me watch, that’s how much I cry.

Rayne: I only watch when I’m ready to cry

Hilary: Same, or the floodgates open

They raise their shots

Both: To Shonda!

They take their shots and toss them in each others faces. Then pour another round

Rayne: Meredith is my favorite

Hilary: Christina Yang all day every day. Do you think the show has ever been the same without their friendship at the center?

Rayne: responds

Hilary: Aside from Tequila and dancing it out as coping mechanisms, my favorite thing about Grey’s is their friendship. It was epic.

Rayne: My favorite thing about Grey’s is ________

They raise their shots

Both: To Shonda! Thank you-

Rayne: for Jackson Avery

Hilary: for tequila

Rayne: for the Mc Steamy and McDreamy and

Hilary: Yes, there are a lot of gorgeous people on Grey’s

Rayne: and I am thankful for them.

Hilary: Thank you for the heartbreak

Rayne: For helping me cry when I need to

Hilary: for making me laugh when i don’t expect to

Rayne: for the plots twists that make us shout Shonda YASSS

Hilary:  and the ones for that make us shout Shonda NO

Rayne: for the (Rayne responds in the moment)

Hilary:  for the (Hilary responds in the moment)

Both: To Shonda

They link arms to take the shot, unlink, Sound Cue plays, they dance it out to Beyoncé 7/11 for a beat

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Really this blog is so great because i feel like as a whole women really feel like they have to be girl power 100% all the time to where its like ridiculous and just performative, but here that is just completely not an issue cause we are all smart enough to know the difference between saying something actual harmful and joking about a TV character who does not exist.

oh god absolutely. I’ve always wanted my account to be lighthearted and fun and not serious cos it’s way more fun that way lol making it serious makes me anxious cos when it gets serious is when i start to lose interest in the show. (like when s11 happened and everything was so srs i couldn’t even rewatch an episode without crying ..) im happy ive been able to come back to this because enjoying it with no strings attached has been a way more fun experience than it was the first time around