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darlingjmiller · 1 year

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Cardan ‘that’s my wife’ Greenbriar

#I screamed THATS MY WIFE #the ‘my wife’ to ‘I’d love to hear you scream’ SEDATE ME #WE LOVE A MAN THAT LOVES HIS WIFE #the soft hair touches I swear to god #I’m so touch starved #currently reading #jude x cardan #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #the cruel prince #queen of nothing #folk of the air #jardan

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whathehonestfuk · 12 days

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Rockstar! Eddie and transfem! Hoh! Stevie

Eddie being aggressively enthusiastically publicly in love with her because that's his fucking wife! (No matter if they can't get legally married because Stevie can't change her gender marker and gay marriage isn't legal yet)

Eddie getting worried for all of five minutes when the transphobia and abelism start rolling in but Stevie is a mean girl and a bitch at heart and puts it to good use

Robin being Stevie's go to asl interpreter who signs all the stupid shit people say so she can laugh at them with Stevie

Corroded coffin refusing to be interviewed or photographed ect by anyone who has been openly transphobic or abelism to anyone not just Stevie

Their poor pr manager whose trying to get them to tone it down a little bit to be more "mainstream and palatable to people" which only gets them to double down because fuck that

#eddie practially screaming #i love my fucking wife #when ever the opertunity arises #stevie loves her husband just as much #but doesnt feel the need to shout it from the roof tops #shes very into pda though #because thats her fucking husband #robin essencially just gets paid to hand out with stevie #the dream job #transfem steve harrington #hoh steve harrington #hard of hearing steve harrington #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley

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dhmis-autism · 3 months

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a few experimental ducks in dresses originally made to mess with some brushes, then some palettes, then some textures...

do yourself a favor and listen to some caro emerald while you look at these ones lol!

#dhmis duck #dhmis #my dhmis postings #me art #GENUINELY REALLY LOVE THESE LOL #givin duck a wig im getting further and further from canon as we speak /j #HE WEARS ONE IN JOBS IM ALMOST RIGHT OKAY #as usual all the fits are based off real 20s fits so if u wanna see the OGs lmk i have them all lol #INCLUDING THE SWIMSUIT THAT SHOWS ONLY THE SIDE OF UR ASS FOR SOME REASON?? PAIRED WITH A FUCKIN FUR COAT. I SWEAR THATS REAL #its real and also he WOULD #this is going in my collection of drawings i make and scream at the screen RG YOU DONT DESERVE HIMMM DUCK WIFE ME UP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #I WOULD TREAT YOU RIGHT BABY!!!!!!#then suddenly i blink and im like hu.h. what. and the drawings are completed #i forget im not genuinely into him sometimes

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hakucho-art · 5 months

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Sooo there is that drawing meme on twitter uwu

#I first started one for nanahachi but then someone was like #touken please uwu #and caved immediately bddhuwcb #tg #ken kaneki #touka kirishima #touken #tokyo ghoul #haku's art #kanetou #I just imagine kaneki screaming THATS MY WIFE #ohh he could be drunk #yh I like the thought of him drunk

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thefrsers · 1 year

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#911 #911 on fox #911 spoilers #911edit #6x14 #athena grant #athenagrantedit #bathena #bathenaedit #gifs #mine #she said THATS MY HUSBAND #IF ONLY HE KNEW HE WAS PERFECT #and like the way she dragged out husband part alsdkfjsdf #that's a wife so in lurve with her husband i cant #im on the floor pounding my fists crying screaming yellingggggg

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medicalunprofessional · 1 year

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Wife….

sbsbhsgs😭

#nightmaretheater #psychonauts #caligosto loboto #morceau oleander #cw shirtless #<-nothing there tho #yup. THE doomed balding yuri #screaming and crying and exploding over these btw they were all mesnt to be sketches #(thats why the lighting is a little weird)#(the anatomy too to an extent..)#shaking my horrible criminal wife. YOUUUUUUUUuuuurhthhgjggghhh #13 hours on the canvas btw #scars…. beautiful..#Mmmyy hair is wet i keep dripping water onto my phone fuckkkkk

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fillipquesender · 6 months

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OH HES SO CUTIE PATOOTIE I LOVE HIM ☹️

I love canon eclipse

#dca #fnaf #dca eclipse #daycare attendant #fnaf dca #fnaf daycare attendant #eclipse #fnaf eclipse #daycare attendant eclipse #thats my wife right there #i bid you not my first reaction to him was litterally a scream #and only now i drew him #i gave him my sun and moon designs accesories (moons scarf suns jester ruffle thing)

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sunoflegend · 6 months

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it's a damn shame that the more issues i get into skybound the less of a fuck i give to be honest

#THE GRAND SCHEMER. / * OOC . ❞#i am just not crazy over how its literally Just been fighting back and forth so far #cause i enjoy the characterizations of the characters i think they're really good and fun!!!#but thats just looking like flavor text for fighting.#also they just keeping killing off the cast like way too quickly to bring them back like 3 issues later #skybound spoilers #but theyve killed my beautiful wife starscream this issue and its crazy how like #first idw line of comics i literally screamed and cried and was ill for like 3 days afterwards when she died and with this i sorta just #shrugged. and im like oh well she'll be back in three issues probably #i think the art style is good and the characterizations are good its just.#i am not invested in the nonstop fighting. i want the interpersonal beef...#and like i KNOW the entire thing is that they're fighting but like. idk i dont need to be engaged in constant action sequences

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todayisafridaynight · 4 months

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this was going to be a 'rgg tierlist based on how they text' post but what the fuck do you mean date's code in y6's clan creator is 'datewithmako2018' my fucking god he's literally wife

#snap chats #i get it its a pun on his name but still ..... date with date real and true ..... mine is mine levels of punnery going on here i love it #PLEASE HIS OTHER ONE IS 'DETECTIVEMANDATE' i love. thats so fuckin dorky #post cancelled this is a datekiryu post. or at least a Date-Is-My-Wife post im kiryu now ive decided #been a while...... stil love you gorjus ...#anyway ig back to the og intent of this post. i keep thinking about how daigo's code is 'kiryusavemepleaz'#and ive adopted it into my belief system that daigo texts 'pleaz'. emails he'll say 'please' but texts ....#he's just interesting like that ..... such a weird way to spell 'pleaz' if youre trying to text quickly #why not the classic 'plz' or 'pls' .. go off king i would never question you im only intrigued ...#see now im thinking of p4 and how naoto just screams at you through text to ask for like a trip to the park idk #who tf do that in rgg .... saejima would if he knew how to use a phone ....#he dont know how to turn it off ....

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anotherpapercut · 9 months

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putting on the new Percy Jackson show and screaming EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM to no one

#im already screaming #as a kid i saw percy and i was like THATS MY BESTIE #now i see him and yell THATS MY SON #growing up is weird af annabeth chase used to be my wife and now shes my precious babygirl who could kick my ass

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scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde · 11 months

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most days I'm so chill with the fact I'm non-contact with my father, it was the best decision, I hate him, my life is so much more peaceful without him

then bam it's a random Tuesday at 8pm and I'm sobbing because I miss having a dad, like, excuse me what is this??

#im ping ponging between its all his fault he made all those decisions to maybe he was doing what he thought was right #i barely ever had a dad so i dont know what im crying for pff #if he died tomorrow I'm not sure I'd go to his funereal I don't want him at my wedding #but sometimes I want him to just hold me and read me narnia like he did when I was 9 #my parents were terrible but its cause they didnt know what they were doing but i dont know how to make peace with that #would it have killed them to be nice to me?#this is very simplified but yk #gonna go read some draco scorpius centred fanfics now to make me cry more cant wait!!#i hate him i hate him i HATE HIM I HATE HIM #but i didnt always and i dont want to but there are things you just cant take back #anywayz thats enough trauma dumping on main lmfao #if anyone has any father child centred fanfictions do let me know and give them to me plz thanks #daddy issues #are screaming #scorpius malfoy #and god do i hate his new wife #this is way too many tags im sorry to anyone whos made it down here lmfao

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astronomicalunit32 · 5 months

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In my motivic analysis phase. When did we decide to stop listening to the hamilton soundtrack.

#this is so fucking good #it came out when i was a wee one and i listened to it all the time #but now im old enough to actually appreciate the intricacies #like how the maria reynolds in say no to this tries to mimic some of elizas melodies in helpless but it isnt quite right #like a beat is off or its too low #and the satisfied piano intro plays during take a break and is also the intro to burn #which is like. damn that song really is just foreshadowing and highlighting hamiltons relationship with angelica as like. lost love.#also in take a break when hamilton quotes macbeth (more specifically the actual character macbeth)#in his letters to angelica #when she visits she tells him screw your courage to the sticking place #which is like shakespeare fanception but also thats a lady macbeth line #like. his fuckint wife who actually was the reason he could do all the dumb shit he does.#screaming crying throwing up #au rants #i forgot to tag that in my ranting haste. like the most important tag for people who dont care about my analysis of random shit

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lanibgoode · 6 months

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got into playing the sims again. the very first day i started playing after having been away for like, a year, one of my sims is pregnant. HOW??? he's not in a relationship with ANYONE!

we had to wait for the whole pregnancy to finish to find out who the other parent was, hoping it wasn't the other sim in that household because that would make things very, very awkward.

he just gave birth to TRIPLETS

turns out, the other father is another werewolf in the same town

who is ALREADY MARRIED to SOMEONE ELSE

weredad wolfpants i am so disappointed in you. we DO NOT get involved in other peoples' marriages! i do not care that he's the one who took vows, not you. we do NOT need this kind of drama! you're not even the main sim in the household! you're just there so the toddlers i ACTUALLY care about aren't orphans!!!

#my wife isnt home but i still need to scream about it so im putting it here #TRIPLETS #this is TOO MANY CHILDREN #the other adult in the house ALSO had triplets from an alien abduction pregnancy #thats EIGHT children in one household

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cognitosclowns · 2 years

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