#I tell you

[cyberniix]

that one theory where slime was taken by showfall as a kid blah blah blah....

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[chrollohearttags]

Musician!Eren fucks Y/N to one of his beats and thinks she won’t notice. (Based off that Reddit post a few months back 💀)

LMFAO!! please tell me this is about that one with the dude and that crazy ass song 😭 if not, please link me. But fr, I see him doing this because he is many things and conceited is one of them. He’d probably have this playlist of instrumentals that sound real sexy and whatever. Like you not thinking anything of it. He hitting you from the back, pulling on your hair and shit. Next thing you know, this beat come on and you feel his pace start to slow down a lil bit..you’re in the middle of moaning and all of a sudden: his dumb ass starts ad-libbing and making sounds. You turn around and look at this dumb mf just cheesing.

“Eren, what the fuck is you doing?”

“Hold on, baby. I think I just got my next verse.”

you’re so done! You just push his ass off of you and tell him to go. “Get your ass off of me..annoying.”

he gone have the nerve to say some out the neck shit like, “we can put your coochie noises on the backtrack. Shit sound like flip flops in the rain.”

and in that moment, you’ve never wanted a divorce so badly!!

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

I have so MANY THOUGHTS about this interaction in regards to their characters

The fact that “Ghost” (for the sake of the post just imagine their characters) rattles off dad jokes when he’s around Price give me the impression he does it with everyone

Price immediately answering even when he really didn’t have to, meaning that he is used to Ghost telling dad jokes around him

Both of them laugh at dad jokes. Both of them find dad jokes to be hilarious which for Ghost that contrasts his persona because he’s “the Ghost” but for Price that just makes silly, more down to earth

Price’s laugh (before Barry couldn’t hold onto it) is LOUD. It’s loud and hearty when it’s genuine, not the soft chuckles he gives in the games. It’s full of life.

Price and Ghost are close enough that they can share funny moments like this together

[sophsicle]

"but nobody did come, because nobody does" because nobody does you think "this is the moment. this is the moment when the hero appears and I am saved" you think "this is the moment when the music swells" someone will pull me out of the fire. out of the crashing waves. out from under the knife.

and you wait. and you wait. but life has no narrative. it holds no morals. it needs no heroes. “and under the crushing recognition of his gigantic error, Jude continued to wish himself out of the world.”

[m1n4h]

Ohgod, I haven’t drawn in ages…

Hiiii! I came with mine AU's Gregory, and my attempt on Cassie, i guess…?? I kinda like this one, since I haven’t coloured in a pretty long time…

So, i’m still working on my FNaF AU. I’m planning reworking it a bit, since I look forward DLC ruin.

I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a really long time, i had notthebest time in my life, and I kinda had an artblock, eehhh…

[robinthisbank]

I have a question. Why are all of Arthur Morgan’s outfits (modded or otherwise) so cunty? So slay?

He is absolutely SERVING. The cow print? The tassels? The color schemes? The COW PRINT???

[sol-rambles]

I need to sleep, that man makes me so genuinely furious from, literal, minute. one. of seeing that horrible horrible nasty man.

ugh, taking FUCKING JOY in Kristen's crying, trying to convert her BACK to Helio, the god she left, to allow Cassandra to have no followers, to allow Cassandra to rebecome the Nightmare King. UGHHH he's just so AAAAAAAAAAA.

Also, fucking expelling her, ougghhh I just need to see what bullshit reasoning was behind this. Ohhhhhhh, how I hate him. He is apart of the changing of Sol, if that's what Bakur was talking about.

[crimson-lair]

PtN CN EVENT SPOILERS

I just want to scream my heart out 😔

Sinner 047 Angell and SHE'S SO HOTT ALSO SHE HAS THAT BLACK CAT VIBES😭 bet she's into kinky shit (I saw smth about knife and handcuff 👀 do me please)

She isn't out yet and here I am, having a crush on her already (down bad)

[balladoficarus]

thinking about joe being one of the tough ones – even when his leg got blown off in bastonge, he didn't give up and tried—and god damn, did he try—to stand up on his own to find cover, and here comes bill looking for his friend, despite of—no, he wasn't scared of the shelling one bit, not if it'll save his friend. joe's a tough one but bill showed that just because you're tough, doesn't mean you gotta go through it alone. because, hey, "once we get into combat, the only person you can trust is yourself and the fella next to you."

[screwdriver-and-souffle]

Today the two great rivals will reunite on the track again, one on the Gresini Racing branded Panigale V4 bike and the other on the Yamaha R1. A reunion on Portuguese soil with a romantic flavor.

[maddipoof]

This is the steddie fic i've been promising for months but always forgetting to write and I know my thing is Steddie midnight thoughts, but i don't want to stay up that late or schedule it because I'm lazy and whatever it's midnight somewhere probably (i lied, i did stay up that late)

Anyway, I love Steddie people, Steddie people love me, we all love Steddie

Steve Harrington knows how to sew. Eddie can mend things, he can fix a button, he can sew a patch, but he's not good at it. It's very messy, very visible, he doesn't care he just needs it to get the job done.

Steve cares a lot. He needs it to look good but more importantly he needs it to look right. If he's going to do something, he's doing it right. He makes sure the thread matches the fabric, he always makes sure to wear his glasses so that he can keep his stitches very straight and tiny (Eddie loves it cus he looks like "a hot Rick Moranis" often accompanied by "Honey, you could shrink my kids." "What the fuck does that even mean?!" And he does not know).

It's not like he's really making anything, he doesn't have projects lined up. He keeps his grandma's sewing machine up in the attic, and gets it down if he ever needs it. All the fabric he has is either scraps or he just reuses things that were beyond repair or just didn't fit anymore. He likes fixing things more than he likes making them. His grandma taught him how, how to make things fit right, take seams in, let them out. He's a master of hems, jeans, skirts, dresses, you name it. It's at the point that Max doesn't even go straight home from shopping, she'll go to his and Eddie's house first so he can hem all her jeans.

You know who went prom dress shopping together? I promise you it was Steve, Joyce, Will, Max, and El who went prom shopping together (maybe nancy too) But I will tell you they found nothing! These are 3 of the most wonderful kids on the planet, there is no way in hell that he or Joyce are letting them look anything less than absolutely perfect. So of course they go to the fabric store instead and they find the most perfect patterns and "Ooh, I like the skirt on that one, but I really like the top of this one" AND THEY MAKE THEM LIKE THE SCRAPPY LITTLE GREAT DEPression children they are.

Now I know what you're thinking, where is the Steddie, I see no Steddie, patience patience (my wifi literally died and there is no service at my house, the universe will forever be against the steddie midnight thoughts).

So, Eddie really wants to go to a renaissance faire. It's been long enough since everyone thought he was a satanic killer, and no one really recognized him unless they were saying hi, so he invites begs Steve to go with him. But this is like as soon as he hears about it, so like a few months in advance.

"What am I supposed to wear?"

"Whatever you want. You could do like this if you wanted."

"But aren't you supposed to get into costume and stuff?"

"Yeah, I mean, if that's your thing."

"Are you saying it's not my thing?"

"You want to dress like an elf?"

"Do you want me to dress like an elf?"

"Yes." So they go to the costume store and Steve is APPALED, revolted. He feels that weird polyester crushed velvet situation and he thought he was going to be sick (i was gagging just writing about it) So he says fuck this and they go to the fabric store and he tells Eddie to pick out whatever he wants and pick whatever fabric out for him too.

Then he patterns their outfits himself (because I said so) and they are perfect, Eddie loves them, he is over the moon and under the sea and into outer space about these things. But what he loves more is being able to say "Thanks, my boyfriend made it." And of course like with so many creators, all Steve can see are the mistakes, the seam connecting the gusset to Eddie's sleeve not lining up at a perfect angle, the one loose thread he's afraid to pull on his cuff. It's a mess, but everyone else is blinded by how amazing they are. Eddie's dark brown cotton shirt, with an old braided leather belt that he definitely did not steal from Wayne, and a green cloak. And Steve's deep red linen one, using the same method of pattern, just with broader shoulders and fuller sleeves since the fabric was wider.

His blush is almost close to matching his shirt from all the compliments, and also Eddie showing him off is a very new and very different feeling than he's used to. He likes holding hands and letting Eddie pull him around to different stands and games, even if he almost tripped on his cape more than a few times. "Can we get a sword?"

"What? No, why would we need a sword?"

"I'm not saying we need it, but it could be good to have."

"Why would a sword--" Eddie pushed one into his hand and he had to admit, he liked the weight of it and he was immediately fascinated by the idea of being able to swing it around in their back yard.

"And look!" Eddie picked something up off the table next to them under the tent. "They have frogs!"

"What?"

"Like a holster. Look," Eddie put the belt around his waist then put the sword into its sheath with a suggestive raise of his eyebrow that Steve rolled his eyes at. Then he pushed him towards the long mirror hanging on one of the posts. Eddie stood behind him and spoke over his shoulder, "Can we get it?"

"As you wish."

[erindromeda]

Baldur's Gate 3 update: I am bisexual

[chrollohearttags]

does eren slap y/n while he's fucking her?

babyyyyyy 🥴 they are whores, pure degenerates…yes, he be doing all that shit. Spitting in the mouth, pulling on the hair. Freaky ass mf. Especially if she’s been on his nerves and talking shit? Oh, he doesn’t care. He’ll make her orgasm like five times, nearly pass out and then slap her and tell her to wake up. “You’re not done yet, get up, baby.”

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Imagine roommate!simon seeing you in a sundress…

[faafi]

Rev: I love you. Do you feel the same? Tech: *pauses* Tech: Give me three to five business days for me to give you an answer. [3 days later] Tech: Yes. *makes a heart shape with his hands*

[pompurumi]

I don't know what possessed me to name the folder with all my salad fingers art... this

oh wait, yes I do 😫