#I was inconsolable

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

A customer asked for a cront in work today and croissants have been forever ruined.

Cront.

[phoenixwwitch]

“I bet we were fun” “like you wouldn’t believe”

what if this was my thirteenth reason? HUH?????

[star-adventurxr]

Good evening

As the new season of taskmaster starts I’m just here to remind you’s all Greg Davies, the taskmaster himself… played an alien robot king with a detachable head and a cult like status in doctor who-

[bloomood]

anyone else think about the ending of mr robot and just start dematerializing

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

why autism validation gotta be like this

(excuse the weird angle, trying to keep all my private client info out of frame)

[blackvelvetofnight]

still will never get over dance fever and preachers daughter coming out almost the same day. we were ascending, eating flesh, thrashing our bodies against the stones, etc.

[qnpc04]

anytime the pillager nightmare dapper death is mentioned i lose 500 years of my life i will never forget the day i was tripping on shrooms only to open up twitter dot com and have to hear badboyhalo screaming like THAT

[spacedebris1993]

I think my funniest experience at work was my coworker explaining some reddit post about how fucked the cars universe is because of what they show as 1:1 depictions of historical events but no humans involved and i broke down into hysterics because theres probably a zodiac killer in the cars universe

[courtjestersanonymous]

Can the gorgeous gorgeous mcr bastards let me know if a tour drops cause I just realized I have a whole ass adult job so if they come to DC? I will spare no expense in the name of giving my 13 year old self the night of her fucking LIFE pls and thank u love u

[pickledfingers]

Almost finished playing Borderlands 3 for the first time. My husband and I played female characters, and I absolutely LOVE that all the NPCs in that scene where they're in the great vault, all of them are women. The villain is a woman, your allies are women, the only way there would be a man in that scene is if you played one. Absolutely love this. Is this how men feel ALL the time when they play video games??

[plan-3-tmars]

I read trigun maximum after finishing the merchant of venice in english class so imagine the flashbacks I had reading "I am content" after rooting for shylock for 4 acts straight

I felt defeated (pun definitely intended) just staring at my phone. AGAIN!?!? R U KIDDING ME!?!?!?

[endermaans]

I did the chasm quest (perilous trail, featuring xiao and many many others) last night. nobody told me I was going to be in hysterics the entire way down

anyways here's a few screenshots from when I was 0.2 seconds away from bursting into tears

bonus: this shit happened and I had to stare at my screen and go "kaeya are you seeing this shit"

[splashtail]

lumity and raeda for the ship ask? :D

i love lumity! i just don't have a ton to say about it :-)

THESE TWOOOO... I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHHH

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[getosbang]

every mexican kid remembers the first time they watched selena

[dragondawdles]

peace and love on planet earth