#I was like ooohhhh my god it would be so embarrassing to show up and be ugly around strangers 😭😭😭 what a waste....

[caluski]

I used to get asked to accompany people to weddings and I would always say no because I was so embarrassed of being too ugly to show off...... I need to be given that chance again I'm ok being ugly now I promise I'm normal about it..... Someone invite me pleaseeeee

[jeffhane]

dynasty live watching: an incoherent post so that i’m not spoiling people on the twitter tl (i doubt any of this will be chronological or coherent enough to actually contain spoilers but better safe than sorry!)

oh my god the “previously on” - i forgot abt fallon and evan....

Theyre at a FUNERAL??? this was actually predicted but oh my god. if its steven i am going to be so mad. what an unfitting end to the- WAIT WHAT SIX MONTHS? what was that font;;;;:; whes sueiwjwk

copper arch🥵🥵🥵

this is cute. this is cute i like faloon pretty women so true

BYE I FORGOT ABT THIS VASE

fallon is genuinely such a bad person this is so bizarre,,,, i think she needs to calm down about oiterally everything ever

“This wedding is our chance to break the cycle of craziness” babe ur literally the one making the cycle of craziness

w. was that an ikmenn of liam getting his head off

JEFF MY BELOVED HE LOOKS STUNNING IN THAT OUTFIT. WHYS ALEXIS HERW “POWER COUPLE” YOU WERID MANIPULATIVE PERSON GET AWAY FROM HIM LOL

alexis is up to no good. bad bad jpeg. why do they write her dialogue like this

adam is acted so well lmao he’s the most unhinged person to ever exist *screams*

ohhh dominique, i don’t remember much abt her 😭😭😭 this woman she’s with is beautiful

ITS LAGGING????? i cannot Believe tjis

~rebrand~ ok girlboss!!!!!!!!! can we ship this businesswoman i dont recall her name with fallon???? id like that i think

too many plotlines have happened in too many minutes, i’m already forgettint things that have happened... isn’t blake supposed to be in prisoj? no? Ok: sure

adam is constantly doing this expression that is like 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 HI SAM HI SAM HI SAM BEAUTIFUL MAN I LOVE HIM WHOS THIS MAN

raf is so stunning ughhhh i’m loving the costumes this season, everyone looks great! is this man a sam love interest? nervous? that is kinda cute. i miss stevej though. sadness. so many emotions

UHHHH hi alexis sure ig ur here

~OMENS~ babe that’s a tad dramatic don’t you think?????????? “Ignore the lore at your own peril” alright

WHOS THAT? WHOS THAT? OH HER OK

bye everything is going wrong for this......:..:::... *rubs hands together evilly* that will certainly be entertaining

credit scene!!! such a beautiful cast! where’s anders, oh how i miss him... i miss monica too wasn’t she supposed to be BACK🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🤨🤨

its a commercial break... havent had to watch the show with these for so long😑😑😑. getting american ads is so funny bc the vast majority of them are Not at all relevant... at all

BACK TO DYNASTY!!!!!! was that a slinky? huh? oh ok that’s why the marriage is happening at the manor. #whenyouonlyhaveoneset oh hi ok monica so shes not going to be here?????😑😔😳

WHY IS SHE GETTING A CAR I FEEL LIKE THATS FORESHAWDOIWIJG FOR UMMMMM.... NOT GOOD THINGS ..... ITS LAGGING AGAIN 🤨

blake having dinner... ok hi cristal,,,,; is the priest subplot back? that was a weird one

adam???? how on earth does adam work his way into everything? NEXT GUEST? HUH? are you cheating on your wife? HI CULHANE! HI!

“straight people are exhausting” i mean yes, objectively, absolutely, but culhane is #notstraight .... idk how i feel about sam and this man. also what? huh? staying here? ok cool ig

OHHHHH he got married i see i see

“Haven’t you milked the carrington cow already” but....... she is literally the person who deserves the stuff..... k......... i don’t like dominique but she was given the short end of the stick also blake stop manipulating people just bc they tell u the truth😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

frustrated that we haven’t seen fallon in any non-wedding related stuff yet i always liked her more ~dramatic~ plots . like she’s a sweetheart but i do want her to evolve beyond thsi. idk if that makes sense. ok bye

“A relative’s happy marriage” uh???? we live in a society😔📈

who is father lynch<3333 oh he is in the hospital that’s not great oh adam upset that’s new /s

y is kirby dressed like an elf. god bless.

ughhhh i just think adam is not good for kirby. he’s not good in general. so true . what is he up to. ads again hhhhhhhhhh💯

omg we are back!!!!! blake wear the suit!! hi liz!!! i’ve seen pictures of this outfit, it looks nice. “I really want things to work out with liam” now that would be great but you’re in a soap opera so the chances of that are .... I DONT EVEN ONOW IF U CAN WEATHER ANYTHING W CRISTAL...)))))!$$ NOT NECESSARILY THE BEET CHOICE????

~technically it wasn’t cancelled~ alright love i feel as though you’re not telling the full truth here. ok his name is ryan . we know that now . cool . this relationship is awkward but it could be sweet

what the Fuck is dominique talking about this is so creepy😭😭😭 please do not market lingerie to ur niece 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 why does no one in this show know how to be polite

“You want me to stake my personal assets” i’m sure this would be meaningful if i knew anything about finance????? WAIT WAIT WIAT WAIT WAIT DHE REHEARING THE SAM DONS G THE SONG ALEXIS DONT INTERRUPT HER SINGING THE SONG🧐😔😔😔🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🥰🥰🤬😤😤😤😤😤😤

~duplicitous sham~ that’s quite a juicy phrase ms fallon. alexis i dislike your marriage. and you in fact. yes x . “We were just like any other newlyweds” except the newlywed factor........:

anders. oh my god i adore him so much. he reminds me of my grandfather . YES adam is dangerous. anders i love you so much. be my grandfather figure. top 10 cool old dudes of all time.

liz is so beautiful how am i suppised to “Focus” on the “storyline” kirby just went 🥰🥰 also hi culhane ily babe

“My father’s convinced adam is pure evil” you see, that is......... trueeeee...........:.::: im sorry culhane ily love

this dialogue unfortunately does not flow all that well LOL . people dont think up things like this on the fly “my love is like that boutineer” sir i guarantee that metaphors r not going to save ur relationship... HI sam. so true. hi ily. samhane? culsam? 😳😳

DONT STEAL ANDERS SPOT OH HI JEFF YOU LOOK STUNNING.......... BEAUTIFUL BOY ....... HI!!!! ~you are the only family you’ve ever needed~ shit none of this wouldve happened if the Carringtons werent so greedy ij the first place

~true love has many faces~ how many anti liam omens can they sneak in into the episode 😭😭😭😭 hi laura whats up

the poor waiters at this establishment...... why does laura look like a rlly young version of my grandma........: huh.... wont think abt it /... alexis bad mom.jpeg

“I don’t want to miss my sons special day” ok bye i don’t #care she’s kind of rude

fallon trying to avoid future drama is confusing to me as that used to be her ENTIRE THING? HUH??? everyones talking to their moms today what the heck do that many people talk to their moms???

jeff hiiiii <333 that maroon suit!!!!! love!!!!!

Dont hurt anders you strange little evil man!!!!!!!!!!! (Adam, for reference)

fallon likes to ~e n u n c i a t e~ her dialogue. Drama Teachers Love Her

FIRBY SCENE! WELL THEY R TALKINF! UWU ! UWU ! smiles:) smiiiiiles:) the height difference i cannot do this😑😊😊😊🕯🕯🕯 BYE

BueirHWIIDWJDIWIFJWIFJWJJFWJFJWJDJWJDJWIFJWJFJWJDKWJDJWDJJWHDWHDHWHEHWHDHWJDJWJRJWJEJWJDJQUEUWJEJWJEJW CRIES SOBS SCREAMS THIS OS SO FUCKING FUNNY

Kirby you dumbass😭😭😭😭😭 ALEXIS WUDIWNDJW JEFF CAN YOU NOT HEF FCANKREMTIWN WHY IS THIS DIALOGUE IM SCREAMIGNRJFJD

kirby babe you are the kist imorjri WHQT? HUH? when all the characters have the maturity of a 13 yr old <33333 DID THE SHOW JUST END?????? OK.... DAMN.... they were really 2 minutes away from the end and remembered that things are supposed to happen in tv show episodes.... i cannot tell whether it os over actually?????? huh??? going to keep watching because it would be so embarrassing if i missed a few minutes oh yeah theres more

IM SORRY WHYBARE THESE PEOPLE SO STUPID. every single one of them. ih my god l. ohhhh my god . “I never meant to hurt you” you cheated on him. both of them are bad people. 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 kirby darling what were you thinking . this dress on kirby is STUNNING ugh, she’s so charming . adam Shut the fuck up. He hasn’t said anything but shut the fuck up. OH MY GOD ADAM SHUT THE FUCK UP. OH MY GOD I HATE ADAM SO MUXH. OH MY GOD HOW IS HE THE WORST PERSON TO EVER LIVE 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 HES SO EVIL

“I didn’t want to tell you because i didnt want you to think of me as a monster” why did you do that stuff then bro . Kirby you SHOULDNT trust someone after they say that? How naive? Huh ?

omg hello jeffs grandma!!!!! she deserves better than every shitshow in this family... god🤨 dominique being a good person? i like to see that. she seems so genuine. ok this is nice . wait... SAFE? 😳😳😳😳 💴 💵 #money i miss monica

why do they never have sufficient lifhting in WAIT..... HER?????? #dumbofass HI JEFF <33333333 HI you can scam and whatever ur allowed to i support u

ooohhhh GORGEOUS fallon outfit

“Such a fail” IS THIS 2012 . CRINE HEIDJWJFIWNDWJDNWKFJW ENJDJSDJWJNDJWJD they keep saying folklore and im thinking its some sort of reference to the album and i get confused. wheres scheming fallon. need scheming fallon. do a scheme. do it

“We are that lucky couple” press x to doubt .... wait who is this🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 this seems cincerning im cocnentwd why did it zoom in on this random man

[potahun]

Some more Qin Shen Shen moment translations (8/?)

Link to other translations so far.

In interviews

a. In one of the early interviews, likely one of the first after they got paired up. 

ZS and LKQ together, except LKQ is saying it really exaggeratedly and with jazz hands: Hello everyone~!

ZS, laughing and leaning against LKQ: You don’t have to say it like that either.... *makes a face* Be more serious! You’re one of the Heavenly Kings! (LKQ: Oh)

(...)

Interviewer: Do you regret choosing each other?

LKQ, in his straight-faced bullshitting tone: I’m not really satisfied. I think there’s still....

ZS: Eh, this kind of things, it’s better not to say it out in the open. 

LKQ: Oh, ok. *turns back to the camera* I’m very satisfied. 

ZS: Yes. We’re very satisfied. 

Both grin at the camera, trying not to laugh, before failing.

LKQ: There’s still room for improvement, I think...

ZS: Of course.

LKQ, points at ZS: ...for him! *cracks up while ZS looks up at the sky, at a loss for words*

b. Solo interview for Zhou Shen for the 2020 New Year’s event in which he sang with Li Keqin. 

ZS: “Which one is more difficult, between cantonese or rapping?” ......Understanding teacher Keqin’s mandarin is more difficult. *grins like a little shit*

c. Qin Shen Shen interview before Episode 7, when the eliminations started. 

ZS, referring to the eliminations while looking at LKQ: I think it’s very brutal. It means...out of eight people, two pairs have to leave. Right...?

LKQ doesn’t reply, just stares ahead, thinking.

ZS: ??? *leans in to wave in front of LKQ’s face* hey?

d. Not sure where this interview fits. Perhaps around Episode 9, while Li Keqin had a cold.

LKQ (about ZS): He often encounters elderly people who want to...to... sing in Cantonese, to sing in Japanese..in Ru - *turns to ZS* Russian is not my fault. 

ZS: It’s not. (LKQ: Right.) 

ZS (to the camera): But it’s not so bad. This time round, I haven’t really been collaborating with elderly people, only with relatively....young....very skilled senior artists. (LKQ tries not to laugh)

e. The interview question can’t be heard, but it looks like some interview for episode 11 and Zhou Shen and Li Keqin are basically speaking at the same time / over each other:

ZS: What his specialty is--- LKQ: But if I let him choose, we are basically never choosing anything-- ZS: My God, the two of us are so loud. HELP! Can we be interviewed separately?! (LKQ cracks up next to him)

ZS: We’re so loud, am I right? Tsk tsk tsk. *shakes his head*

LKQ: Right, right, right, sorry, sorry. 

f. Interview before the finale. Zhou Shen talks about Episode 11 (which was emotional).  

ZS: The feeling of “unwillingness to let go” got truly magnified. 

LKQ: Ah, because of elder brother Hua Jian’s....

ZS, instantly: Yes. It was perhaps just, in that moment, in those circumstances......and (because) teacher Hua Jian is so-good-at-speaking-so-good-at-singing-so-good-at-writing-songs... 

LKQ, agreeing: Mm.

ZS:  Of course when it comes to writing lyrics, teacher Keqin is still better. 

LKQ: ........Next question. 

In cuts that did NOT make it into the final broadcast:

a. Episode 11, Rehearsal room: Li Keqin gives Zhou Shen a Christmas present aka the one time Li Keqin doing something nice manages to get both of them embarrassed.

LKQ: Before we start rehearsals, here is a Christmas present for you. 

ZS: Huuh? Aaah! Why are you giving me a present??

LKQ: Christmas!!

ZS: Aahh??? Do you really have to be this well-mannered? That makes me seem so bad-mannered *laughs uneasily before bowing at LKQ* THANK YOU TEACHER KEQIN.

LKQ: Do you want to open it?

ZS: Then...I’ll just...*takes present box out of the bag* aiya...aiya ya ya.

LKQ: Inside, it’s a frog, who meets Cinderella *laughs*

ZS: Really? ....Is it because of your lyrics? (the lyrics for LKQ’s part in Hua has a line about a frog meeting Cinderella) 

ZS unwraps the box some more, embarrassed.

ZS: Why would you prepare a gift for me...?

LKQ: No... It’s Christmas! (ZS, still embarrassed: Aaaaaah)

ZS (to the camera): The...the pressure’s so big. *laughs*

LKQ: Let’s start rehearsals. OK. 

ZS: Can I still open?    (LKQ, on the beat: You can.)

LKQ, trying to alleviate the "pressure”: You never know! You never know, this could be a separation gift. If we get eliminated this round, this will become a separation gift. *laughs*

ZS: A separation gift.... *still opening the box* This isn’t some kind of threatening ball, right? 

LKQ watches him, does a 'whoa’ sound to give him a scare, then reassures him that it’s not a ball. ZS finally opens the gift and unveils a black and white scarf.

ZS: Ooohhhh

LKQ: Nothing fancy. Nothing fancy.

ZS: Is it a scarf? (LKQ: Yes. Nothing fancy) Really? Thank you!!

LKQ: It’s Christmas~

ZS, pulling out the scarf: It’s very pretty. Ooohhh.

LKQ: Ok lah~ *pats ZS’s shoulder* 

ZS: Thank you Keqin teacher.  Teacher, I want to ask...

LKQ: OK! Rehearsal! (ZS bursts out laughing)

ZS, to the camera: Teacher is very caring towards me, and has therefore avoided this question. (LKQ: It’s nothing. It’s nothing) Thank you teacher Keqin!

LKQ: You’re - welcome! Lah (?). Sing properly tomorrow. *giggles*

ZS: Haven’t I done that each time? I work hard each time~

LKQ, smoothly changing subjects: I saw our footage. *still laughing* it was so boring. (ZS: Which one?) So boring.

ZS: Oh! You mean the one where we’re swivelling on chairs? (LKQ: Yes. So boring.) I’ve seen it too. 

LKQ: You know, we played badminton for so long, and they only showed a minute of it. Meanwhile, for the swivelling on chairs... (ZS: Yeah, for the swivelling....) They showed a few minutes. *laughs*

 ZS: They probably found that swivelling on chairs was a little more spectacular. *laughs*

b. Episode 11, Rehearsal room: Li Keqin explains their concept for the upcoming performance and why he wanted to choose a song based on the visual effect this time.

LKQ: Usually, when we choose songs, we choose it from the perspective of singing performance. This time...Because last episode, we had no stage design, right (ZS tries not to laugh) All the other teams had, so...

ZS: We did have stage design: dry ice. 

LKQ: Right. Dry ice. Extremely dry dry ice...So this time, we choose from the perspective of stage design. (...) So I’ve been imagining a grand piano in the middle of the stage and some really strong person playing it, and then whooooaaaa *makes big movements with his hands*

ZS: ....So our stage visuals is this really strong person playing piano?

LKQ: ...and the piano. And at the back........ *still making a big movement with his arms* I chose the song from this perspective. 

ZS: Then, will you be disappointed in a moment when you see the stage design? (LKQ laughs and holds his arm) If they see that it’s just a piano with LEDs and someone who’s really strong playing...

LKQ: It’s already pretty good to have LEDs. Last time we didn’t even have that. 

ZS: ...Actually we did. Otherwise, it’d have been all dark on stage.

BONUS: 

In an interview with Lin Hai (the show’s MC) just before the finale:

MC Lin Hai: If you ask me now who has the best chemistry/level of silent understanding, I would definitely answer “Qin Shen Shen”. Because they’ve gone through 11 rounds -- their level of silent understanding gets better and better. On top of that, their personalities are also very compatible. (...) The one I personally liked the most is “That Sea + Listen to the Sea”. That one was really high-level in terms of difficulty, and to be able to combine those two songs together so seamlessly... it was really great.

[fox-meat]

1,4,9,10,17,20,21,22, 24,26,38,42,49,51,53,55 (a nice one),58,60,63,65,66,67,73,74,75,76

1. Are looks important in a relationship? Hmm I'm not shallow, but sort of? Like I definitely have a type, and it's mostly just like, if you don't look like a cismale Chad I'm probably into it

4. Are you in a relationship? SEVERAL....... Okay I'm currently dating two like, systems? One with one other member, and one with a lot (some I don't know) and dating people within that system! Along with also dating people in my own system haha

9. Describe your perfect mate OKAY SO my biggest like quality I need is someone who makes me laugh. I never wanted to be in a relationship where humor wasn't a thing, and luckily I've never had that problem!!

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I do!!! T///T I'm a big, soft romantic eheheh

17. Do you like kissing in public? SOMEWHAT I don't like, like, full on making out, but little pecks are great!!

20. Do you shower every day? God no, I'm depressed, bitch. Probably 3-4 times a week if that.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Hhnnnggg no. Honestly I'm like, always in the state of, I can't imagine anyone having feelings for me tbh xD

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? My Pred, probably lmao, he's always thinking of me cause he's a soft little cow

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? OH I HOPE SOOOOOOO /)////////(\

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? YES!!!! Right now, like four people have and !!!!!!!! That's incredible especially considering the shit I've been through!!

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? YEEESSS,,,, some people who like, it happens a lot when I first make a friend, if they're NICE I get like "Oh no is this a crush???" vibes, but I let it die down before I act on it. There's a lot of people who I get bad vibes from at first then we CLICK.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Oh god forever. My hands don't really wander much, I like holding faces or shoulders haha I only really "wander" if it's like, planned to go further

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? I have a LOT OF PARTNERS I'll just write about the boyfriend who SENT ME THESE Okay my favorite thing??? That he's mentally ill as well, has his own issues, and still knows that mental health isn't something that gets better in a day. That there's gonna be ups and downs and he's always here for me!! He's very supportive and loyal I love him so much

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Hhnnn there's a lot of them actually, I care about my friends a lot!!! I try to help people a lot ;;w;;

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? LMAAOOOOOOOOO yeah, my bf's ex, who's a toxic little shit that blocked us and tried to say we hurt them. Then their friend who THEY kept telling us was toxic came to us, showed us everything the ex said, and we had the SAME EXACT screenshots about the FRIEND that the ex sent!!! Ridiculous.

55. Share a relationship story. Aaa a good one!!!! Okay um, I choose my first visit to see my BF in person!!! I got to borrow a car and come visit for like, almost a full week! I came during Thanksgiving, got to meet him and his family, we went out shopping and out to eat like every day, I was crying so fucking hard when I had to leave AND NOW I LIVE WITH HIM!!! After just over a year from that first visit!! We've been living together since late January of this year <3

58. What are five ways to win your heart? OH MAN okay uh -Call me by nicknames!!!! -GIVE ME GIFTS listen... I'm materialistic, but not for expensive things. Give me a cool rock. Send me a cute pet on CS. I'm a happy fox. -Tell me how much I mean to you!!! God I love the reassurance, ESPECIALLY when I'm like doubting my place in people's lives I get so self conscious aaaaa tell me I mean a lot to you and i'll MELT -Hmm I guess this is more flirty/sexual but, I love being lowkey threatened o////o like, tell me how you wanna hurt me, control me, that sort of thing -BE POSSESSIVE/CLAIM ME like,,,, holy fuck my heart's beating just THINKING OF IT. Like okay, to be clear, I'm poly, I'm gonna date other people so if you're ACTUALLY not good sharing do not do this xD But like, my partner will jokingly do this and I love it aaaa I also have friends who do it and i love iiittt~ Like just "my Lyric" AAAAAAAAAAA

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Three years! That's counting body age, not like system member ages. (They're all adults though, if anything they're older than me xD)

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? H... having sex? I mean I guess it's like, anything past kissing? Like, touching and stuff I would consider "sexual activities" I guess?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? OOOHHHH /)///////(\ eeeheheheh, I like being kissed, kissing on my neck, nipping/biting, teasing my nipples, th-those sort of things, and like GRINDING AGAINST ME aaaaaa //////

66. What is your favourite roleplay? OOOHHHHHH I love getting my ass kicked, like beat me up, cut me up, mark me, HURT ME Also, I'm usually a bottom, but I like to fight back >:3c

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? I've said it once I'll say it again: The movies. I love going to the movies SO MUCH I love being in a dark room, seeing something cool, honestly??? If I could like go to the movies and see like 3-4 movies in a row, I'd do it. I WANT POPCORN AND A DRINK THO, candy we can sneak in LOL

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Ooooohhhh I don't actually,,,, know! Like I just like people being nice to me!! Calling me cute nicknames, petting my head, all of that hehe

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? I don't have one, I don't think?? I'd like to have like SOME fandoms/interests the same but like???? other than that, I'm not huge like into "THEY MUST BE ATTRACTIVE" but I also might hit like the rose-colored-glasses stage cause there aren't many people in the world that aren't attractive to me?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OKAY SO okay oh my god so when my bf and I started dating we would call EVERY TIME I was driving and talk, and I loved it SO MUCH aaaa but like So every morning we would call and we had this little "heeeyyyy~" we would do every morning and like Okay so, at one point some shit was going down (with his asshole ex ruining our lives) and we broke up And after we got back together, he was like "One thing I really missed was your little heeyyyy~s every morning" AND THAT WAS SO SWEET AND SAD AND CUTE I LOVE YOU BABY

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I.................. y'know. I'm not a sweet person I don't think asldfkjsdf I mean I gush and talk up my loved ones all the time so like !!!! I don't think I do anything amazing?? Uuuhhh best I can come up with is like, teasing my bf with feeder stuff when we're out, and he gets so EMBARRASSED it's so cute though hehe

THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTIONS BABY I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[senseisyfr]

Secrets Behind The Door

Sakura was wandering in Majijo. She wanted to look for a little peace and quiet, the school being very noisy, everyone doing their usual business. She went to Rappappa’s room. It was empty and as usual mostly in the darkness with the same stuff around. Often she saw Center coming in like a star with her screentime moment, and she wondered if this place wasn’t AKB48 stage scene sometimes ! She smiled thinking about it, shaking her head. What a show, all of this just for staring at Majijo’s flag. Well, at least this one was useful for something ! It was always important to connect with and they all knew it. The most important symbol, considering this one like their God, statue, all praying silently... here in Rappappa’s Temple ! 

Salt : Hey.

Sakura : (jumped) WAAAH !!!!!!!!!!

She turned around, surprised. Salt was leaning against the door, arms crossed, normal. Couldn’t this girl make a little sound or anything to indicate she’s here goddammit ?! She swears, she was close to have an heart attack !!

Sakura : Salt..!!!

Salt : (smiled a bit before going to her chair, arms still crossed) Come here...

Sakura looked at her, wondering what she wanted to discuss about. Salt sat crossing her legs while Sakura slowly walked to her, stopping at 3 meters from the girl, standing.

Sakura : What is it ? 

Salt : (drinking as usual, it was the 20th bottle of wine on the table next to her, which surprised Sakura a bit, seeing all of them) You know that I’m bored...

Sakura : Euh... yes... 

Salt : (looking blankly at the window) I’m lonely... and I wish to be dead...

Sakura : Salt !!

Salt : (smiled a bit) Maybe not looking for death, but this life is meaningless for me everyday...

Sakura : Salt-san, are you planning to commit suicide ??!! You have Otabe, she loves you you can’t talk like that..!!

Salt : Otabe... she’s all that keeps me alive in this world...

Sakura was relieved, thank God Otabe is here !

Salt : When she looks at me... she always believes in me... always supports me... and makes me smile... When we fight... it’s like nothing happened after a few mins... everything gets back to normal... Sometimes she’s annoying... but I guess she loves me more than anything... Me too, but I don’t know how to express my feelings...

She seemed to be a bit lost but Sakura didn’t want to play the psychics either. If the girl was worried about love, it was better to go to Otabe and talk about it with her.

Salt : When we make love together... her juices always leave me breathless... She screws my pussy with such a brutality that really excites me... Her caresses on my skin are what I need most... Her sweet lips, her tongue, her nipples that I torture like a cotton candy...

Sakura : Salt, y..

Salt : But... it’s not enough. When she’s not here I really feel lonely... my body is in entire pain...

She was really into Otabe and Sakura smiled, happy to see that her President could find some happiness with the Vice President.

Salt : This room is the only place where I feel alive... where I need to feel alive...

Sakura : (comforting her with a smile) Then everything is fine !

Salt : Take off your clothes Sakura.

Sakura : E..EH ????!!!!

Salt : Get naked. 

Sakura : What th..wait !!! S..Salt-san..!!

Salt : Right now. I want you to strip down for me...

Sakura : N-No, sorry I can’t do that..!!!

Salt : Don’t be so embarrassed, there’s just you and me here... (looking right in her eyes, smiling) I locked us inside anyway.

Sakura : Ah, o..EH ????!!!! Salt..!!!

Salt : I want you to feed my pussy...

Sakura : But what about Otabe..

Salt : Just keep your underwear.

The 2 girls looked at each other like that. Sakura was shocked, embarrassed, sweating, not believing that Salt was actually asking to fuck her ! She knew that the girl knew how much she wanted her to do it. Salt smiled, Sakura giving back a shy smile. It was complicated to guess what was Salt thinking in general, especially when she looked at Sakura sometimes with a little smile. Sakura wondered if the girl wasn’t about to ask her out each time they were talking. She often felt like being undressed with the eyes, not like Salt was a sexual predator, but it confused her a bit. She didn’t want to trouble the relationship between Otabe and the Majijo President, but... the feelings she had inside her were getting bigger a little more everyday. Maybe it was this mysterious personality about Salt that was fascinating her... making her wanting to be even more with this girl. The room was silent, the 2 girls not taking their eyes off of each other. Then, Sakura slowly but sensually took off the top of her uniform. Salt quietly watched her, having her eyes focused on her bra, for not saying on her boobs. Sakura smiled shyly and removed sensually her skirt while looking at Salt, and finished with her knee high socks. This one kept checking her out, serious. They look into each other’s eyes. Salt uncrossed her legs, inviting Sakura to come closer, thing that this one did, kneeling at her feets, looking at her like she was totally under Salt’s orders. Well, that was kind of like... Sakura looked up and kissed her, suddenly getting chills, feeling Salt’s tongue meeting hers. She was about taking off Salt’s clothes but this one stopped her, making her understand that she had to lift her long skirt up only. Sakura went under Salt’s skirt and pulled down her panties. They couldn’t see each other and that’s exactly what Salt wanted now. Just feeling how Sakura would touch her, at what instant, was something really exciting for her and she wasn’t disappointed... feeling the girl immediately kissing her pussy, and quickly after sucking it !

Salt : Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..ooohhhh gosh..!!!!!

Sakura kept going, determinated to leave her leader totally weak, which this one was feeling.

Salt : AAAAAHHHHHH GGGGGJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIII..!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura wanted to laugh, same as Salt. What she was doing was apparently extremely intense, so she sucked harder. Salt was catching her breath, feeling that the situation was starting to get out of control. She didn’t expect Sakura going intensely like that !! Sakura surprised her by suddenly licking her hard.

Salt : AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY H..!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She was impressed to find out that Sakura was a very good licker.

Salt : OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MY..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH DAMN IT..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura smiled. She wanted to see her but felt a hand caressing her head, pushing it deeper inside the pussy.

Sakura : HMMPHH..!!!!!!!

Salt : (eyes closed) Like this.... oohhh yess..!! That’s perfect.... aaaahhhhh..!! So fuckin good....

Sakura couldn’t be focused on what she was doing, feeling stuck as Salt’s hand was pushing hard her head into her. Actually it was now her who started to feel weak !

Salt : (eyes closed, smiling) Aaaahhhhh...!!

She felt Sakura blushing.

Sakura : Mmm..!!!! Salt..!!! Please, I’m begging you..!!!

Salt removed her own skirt, so she could finally see Sakura, letting her breathe a little, loving how the face of this one was particularly hot. Sakura looked at her, seeing her biting her lip and she immediately looked down. Salt lifted her chin up and kissed her after a brief second, kissing her for a long moment.

Salt : (whispering) Every wednesday.... I want you to eat me here.... (kissing) Okay...?

Sakura : Y..Yes..!!!

Salt : (famous smile) Good.... (kissing before making Sakura lick her pussy again)

Sakura licked her harder, Salt caressing her head. She wanted more of the Rappappa President, almost desperate... but this one wanted to tease her.

Sakura : Salt, please..!!!! Please..!!!!!

Salt : (smiled, whispering) It’s okay.... we got plenty of time.... (kissing)

Sakura : Now..!!!! I want more of you..!!! Please !!!!!

Salt : (whispering in her ear) Make me cum.... (tenderly kissing her, smiling)

Sakura was motionless. She looked slowly at Salt, her heart beating faster. She quickly kissed her and sat on her lap, the 2 kissing each other with a urge desire. Sakura went down, determinated to reach that goal.

Salt : OOOOHHHHH YEEESS AAHHH..!!!!

Sakura watched her while licking harder.

Sakura : Damn your pussy.... Your pussy is just too exciting.... Mmm.... yeess...! (slapping her pussy with her tongue)

Salt : AAAHHHH !!!!!!

Sakura ate her out the most sensually way possible, hearing Salt’s moans getting louder.

Salt : OOOOHHHHH..!!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEESSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She cummed on Sakura’s face, this one very happy to see how she made her feel. Sakura smiled, swallowing Salt’s juices before to kiss her. 

Sakura could have fucked her more, seeing the girl with her legs wide open like that, trying to catch her breath. For one second she really wanted to be viciously very very bad but she stood up, remembering that she did what she was ordered to do, nothing more. It was done so she turned her back and walked naked to the entry of Rappappa’s room, a hand through her hair. Salt watched her while still being a bit breathless. She checked her out, liking how pretty Sakura was. While still watching her, she quickly took off the rest of her uniform, wearing only her bra. Sakura was about to unlock the door but Salt immediately rushed to her, brutally pinning her. 

Sakura : Salt..!!!!

Salt : (smiling) You thought you could just leave like that...? (necking her) I want to have my pleasure too, Sakura.... (licking the nape of her neck)

Sakura : (getting chills) Aah..aaahhhh..!!!

Salt : (rubbing Sakura’s ass, smiling, whispering) Seeing you naked against that door with me behind you.... you’re turning me on too much.... (biting her ear)

Sakura : Salt, please no..!!!!

Salt : (pulling down Sakura’s panties, whispering) Too sexy.... (fingered her ass with 2 fingers)

Sakura : AAAHHHH !!!!!!!!

Salt : (smiled, kissing her neck) It’s getting me really wild, Sakura.... (thrusting hard)

Sakura : AAAAAHHHHHH..!!!!!! P..PLEASE SALT..!!!!!! STOP..AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : (turned the girl to her, smiling, putting her own fingers in Sakura’s mouth) Mmm.... your ass got nice taste.... (kissing her, necking her, sensual)

Sakura : (eyes closed, feeling one hand on her boobs, the other one holding her wrist against the door) Aaahhhh..!!!!!

Salt left kisses on her face, biting, licking, sucking her lips, making Sakura unable to think about anything else but just her. She kissed her, her tongue playing like crazy with Sakura’s one. She quickly ripped off her bra and licked her chest, biting her neck, hearing her moaning. She smiled.

CLAK CLAK !

Otabe : Salt ??!! Honey are you inside ??

Salt immediately put her hand over Sakura’s mouth, smiling while torturing her, necking her.

Sakura : Mm..!!!!!

Salt : (speaking softly, smiling) Shh.... quiet baby.... (kissing)

She sucked very sensually Sakura’s boobs while looking at her with a sexy smile. Sakura started to moan, Salt preventing her from making it, biting her lip, smiling.

Otabe : (hearing noises) Honey ??!! I know you’re here !!!

Salt, decidly having fun playing, kissed Sakura roughly before suddenly putting 2 fingers inside her pussy, thrusting hard. 

Sakura : MMM..!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : (speaking softly, smiling) You’re getting really excited, aren’t you...? (kissing)

Sakura tried to speak, she didn’t want to be heard by Otabe but she couldn’t stop Salt, wanting her so much. 

Salt : Oohhh yess you like it Sakura.... (thrusting her harder and deeper, kissing)

Sakura : (eyes closed) MMMM..!!!!!!!

Salt smiled, feeling that Sakura was quite wet and kept going.

Salt : (whispering) Oohhh yeah baby, yeahh.... (kissing) you’re flooding.... that’s good.... mmm.... 

Sakura wanted to scream, yell, anything ! She needed to express how good she was feeling right now. She was weak, giving herself to Salt, letting this one screwing her hard. Sakura : (eyes closed) MMMMMMMM..!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : Otabe..!!!

Otabe : Honey !!! You’re awake !!!!

Salt : (smiling while watching Sakura) Yeahh, I’m perfectly awake.... (kissing while thrusting her)

Sakura : (eyes closed) MMMM..!!!!!! MMMMMM..!!!!!!!!

Salt : (whispering, smiling) You’re cumming Sakura.... (kissing)

Otabe : Okay, so... I’m gonna go to the sex shop, what can I get you ? 

Salt : (kissing Sakura, looking at her boobs, smiling) The rings trophy.... (sucking and licking them hard)

Sakura : MMMMM..!!!!!!!

Salt : (kissing, going down, watching her, smiling) And the water robot cum ball.... (sucking her pussy, licking her clit) the big one baby.... (tongue fucked her)

Sakura : (eyes closed) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEAAAAAAAAASE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otabe : (smiled) Okay honey.... I’ll be right back....

She left.

Salt : We’re gonna have a lot of fun.... (smiling, torturing Sakura’s pussy)

Sakura : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cummed)

Salt swallowed her juices before kissing her.

Salt : Don’t worry.... she already knows.... (kissing, licking her neck, suddenly giving a big hickey)

Sakura : AAHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : (smiling) You belong to me only.... (kissing)

She took her hand, leading her slowly to her chair where she sat, Sakura on her lap, making her facing the main room while having one hand on her hip, and thrust her hard with the other, making her jump.

Sakura : AAAAAAHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (eyes closed) OOOOOOHHHHHHH PLEAASE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt kept going, kissing her back.

Salt : You’re so gorgeous.... (hand around her waist, making her jump multiple times) AAAHHHH..!!!!!!!!

Sakura : SALT..!!!!!!!!!!! SALT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEESSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : OOHHH SAKURAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura : AAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt stopped and passionately kissed her a long moment. The 2 girls smiled while kissing, Sakura removing Salt’s bra and caressing her boobs. She wrapped her hands around Salt’s neck, kissing, smiling, feeling Salt’s hands wrapping her hands around her waist. This one smiled, lifted and carried her while thrusting her ass with 2 fingers, walking to her private room. Sakura opened her mouth in surprise and Salt thrust her deeper, smiling while walking. 

Sakura : AAAHHHH..!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S..SALT.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Salt stopped just in front of the door of her private room, Sakura’s back against the door while she was still carrying her. She kissed her and thrust her pussy, making her squirt on hers. 

Sakura : (eyes closed) OOOOHHHHH YEEEESS YEEEEEEEEEESSS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GGGG..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : (smiling, whispering) I love you.... (kissing while still torturing her pussy) Sakura....

Sakura : OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE..STOOOOOOOOOOP AAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD OOOOOOHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt bit her lip, smiling, kicking the door. Unintentionally this made Sakura jump, turning on the girl even more who was squirting again. She gave her a long kiss before entering into the room, closing the door with the back of her foot while kissing her. She laid her on the bed and kissed her neck. Sakura kissed her, biting her ear. She rolled Salt over onto her back, pinning her wrists above her head, smiling, kissing. 

Sakura : (whispering) Leave Otabe.... (kissing) stay with me.... (kissing)

Salt kissed her back too, smiling. She rolled over, pinning Sakura’s wrists down, locking her in place, smiling.

Salt : (whispering) Come here everyday before noon.... (kissing) Mmm.... (sucking hard her boobs) baby....

Sakura : AAAAHHHHH..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salt : (smiling, kissing, whispering) My girlfriend.... (tongue fucked her)

Sakura : (eyes closed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura’s screams resonated heavily in the room, slowly fading away in Rappappa’s one, as she was tortured, the bed creaking, and cummed hard for a last time. The wet red chair feeling how good was the sex aroma that smelled all around, making Majijo’s flag above proud of its institution.

End of the story. Thank you for reading guys. It’s better to see Sakura this way instead of being raped. Salt, this usual player... Leaders seem to be in great shape ! You feel the little smile this girl had everytime and you know she’s gonna bang hard. So it’s official, Salt and Sakura are together.

[sazandorable]

AU meme: TSME/XY&Z characters in the Potterverse?

these probably need a special tag

AWRIGHT

I also have another Hogwarts verse for Originshipping, but in this one Daigo|Steven is the Triwizard Champion of the Hoenn school, and Mikuri|Wallace is basically Fleur Delacour despite not being a Champion and dating Steven. The only reason he’s not the Hoenn Champion is that he didn’t sign up for it. Shouta|Sawyer (… I forgot that was his name) was born in Hoenn but attends Hogwarts and has the BIGGEST CELEBRITY CRUSH on Steven, he spends most of the school year having stars in his eyes, and then his classmate Manon|Mairin is like oh hey what’s this you’re writing in your notebook ooohhhh notes on the Hoenn Champion huh. do you mind if I show this to my friend who ended up being selected for some completely wild and yet unexplained reason despite not applying.

Idk who the third school is, bringing in characters from other regions would be a bit unjustified here… oH MY GODS I GUESS IT’S DENT|CILAN. I would make it Iris but she never did show up in XY :| She’s still there in the Unova delegation though, and spends most of the time keeping him in check to avoid embarrassing their school (everyone thinks he’s charming though, and it’s so nice how he and the Official Hogwarts Champion Ash are old friends for some reason). There’s some nice point about different types of knowledge and different sets of skills when she infodumps about dragons for the first task and gives him advice on how to handle them, while he’s capable of learning and training with the spells on his own, and he figures out the riddle of the second task but Iris is the one who thinks of using magical herbs like Gillyweed. (Then she gets taken for the task, and Cilan eventually thinks of the Gillyweed on his own because he’s KINDOF a Herbology expert too.)

Carnet|Diantha is the Hogwarts Headmaster. Pachira|Malva is RITA SKEETER and whenever she pops up to bully the Champions in interviews (the interviews with Steven are an amazing stream of backhanded banter though), she makes a comment about what Diantha’s wearing and Diantha glares daggers at her. Everyone thinks they hate each other until someone realizes they might have been in the same year during their studies and asks Potions professor Zumi|Siebold and he’s like “Oh yeah, we were all in the same year, they used to date”. Two days later they’re caught making out in the Astronomy tower. Diantha long-sufferingly invites her to the Yule Ball and regrets it so much, but at least the cover article the next day is mostly about Diantha’s gorgeous dress and not so much bullying the poor kids.

First year Mairin is the youngest attendee to the Yule Ball, as Alain’s only friend, and has the time of her life mostly dancing with Steven and Wallace while Alain sits on a chair petting her hedgehog and smiling distractedly. (And not realizing that a lot of people are trying to invite him to dance, including Ayaka|Astrid and Steven. But not Siebold this time, at least.) Everyone tries to pretend professor Fleurdelys|Lysandre did not just make a creepy comment about Alain having a very small girlfriend.Sawyer spends the evening crying in the Ravenclaw tower dorm, poor kid.

Limone|Meyer is the caretaker of the castle and grounds. There’s always a lot of work for him with the magical creatures enclosures, and some perceptive students (not Alain.) have noticed the hints of romance budding between him and Care of Magical Creatures professor Platane|Sycamore (but what about professor Lysandre?? scandal!!). One of his kids is the anxious but genius Ravenclaw prefect, the other is still too young to attend class but is still the students’ mascot anyway and keeps getting into talented trouble. She is BFFs with the giant squid and the Forbidden Forest spiders. THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS PLOT PROBABLY INVOLVED HER AND PUNI-CHAN|SQUISHY, OH MY GODS.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 10x09: “The Things We Left Behind”

The prophetic nightmare.

Pontiac, Illinois.

Our second Wayward Girl, introduced similarly like Alex.

“Get your hands off me, perv. I’ll sue your ass.” With what lawyer?

“Your father’s here to see you.”

The hope in Claire’s eyes when she hears it’s her father...when she sees Cas...

“I’m not your father.” Still so painful to see that spark die in her eyes.

“My dad … Is he still in there?”

“No. The human soul, it can only occupy a body while it retains a certain … structural integrity, and this vessel, it was … It was ripped apart on a subatomic level by an archangel.”

“Well, then how are you …?”

“I was reassembled. Your father is in Heaven.”

Jimmy’s officially dead.

“Where is your mother?”

“About a few months after you … She took off. Dropped me off at my grandma’s and went to go ‘find herself.’ I guess she’s still looking.”

That’s for another episode.

The intro of Cas’ new tie.

Claire fixing Cas’ tie is rather cute.

The Jimmy Novak voice!

“You vanish, for years. No contact, not even a Christmas card. Why come back now?”

“I, um … I didn’t, uh … I was traveling.”

“For work.”

“Work. Yes.”

They didn’t think this through.

“I … uh … I fight certain deadly threats to humanity.”

“He’s an exterminator.”

“I’m an exterminator.”

Cas is almost incapable of lying on the spot, omg.

“You know, I think I might have bedbugs. Any tips?”

“Of course. You should sleep tight and not let them bite.”

So cute.

“I’m denying your application for custody. I’m not trying to be the bad guy here. I’m not. But until Claire turns eighteen, she is my responsibility. I know you’re trying to do what you think is best. I know you want to be her friend.”

“I do.”

“And that’s our problem, Mr. Novak. Claire’s troubled. The last few years have not been easy for her. And she doesn’t need a friend; she needs a father.”

A very good point.

It’s cute to see Dean laugh...but I can hear how forced it is.

Sam made him a grilled cheese sandwich. 

*Cas knocks a guard out.*

“Is he...?”

“He’s sleeping.”

Can’t wait to see that paralleled again in S13 with Jack and Kaia.

Rowena. Not looking too good for her.

“The Castiel I met? He was crappy. Like super stuck-up and a dick and you just wanted to punch him in his stupid angel face.” I semi-disagree. He’s better now, but I didn’t mind him back then.

“Before, I was very self-assured. I was convinced I was on this righteous path. Now I realize that there is no righteous path. It’s just people trying to do their best in a world where it’s far too easy to do your worst.” Cas is so inspirational.

Claire picked his pocket there.

Damn it.

“This is why you called us? THIS is your emergency?” 

“Yes!”

“No, Cas! An emergency is a dead body, okay? Or—or a wigged-out angel, or the Apocalypse, take three.” 

HE’S YOUR FRIEND, HELP HIM OUT.

“Some chick bolting on you is not an emergency. That’s … that’s every Friday night for Sam.” lmao

“This isn’t just ‘some chick.’ I’m responsible for her.”

“Since when? You met her once, how many years ago?”

Twice, 6 years ago. Not to mention he possessed her for a bit.

LUNCH DATE LUNCH DATE LUNCH DATE!!!!

“So you’re having a midlife crisis.”

“Well, I’m extremely old. I think I’m entitled.”

I love the faraway look in Cas’ eyes when he says that.

“Cas, listen to me. There’s some stuff you just got to let go. Okay? The people you let down, the ones you can’t save … You got to forget about them. For your own good.”

“Is that what you do?”

“That’s the opposite of what I do. But I ain’t exactly a role model.”

“That’s not true.”

There’s so much love and admiration in Cas’ eyes when he looks at Dean. I can not.

“How are you, Dean?”

“I’m fine.”

Cas sees right through him. 

“Cas, I need you to promise me something.”

“Of course.”

“If I do go dark side, you got to take me out.”

On a date.

“Knife me. Smite me. Throw me into the freakin’ sun, whatever. And don’t let Sam get in the way, because he’ll try.” Did you really think Cas would stay true to that promise???

“That won’t work.”

“I didn’t ask you, Braveheart.”

“’Freedom!’”

I love that Rowena runs with the “Braveheart” insult.

“She was a HORRIBLE mother! Did I tell you the time she almost traded me for three pigs? THREE! I was an attractive child. I could juggle. I was worth five pigs, at least.” lol. Gotta love that self esteem.

“And don’t get me started about the name. ‘Fergus.’ It sounds like a venereal disease, and not the fun kind.” Are there any “fun” kinds???

“Claire’s a good kid, detective. She’s smart, and underneath it all, she has a big heart.” True. I’m sure Jody would agree.

Dustin Tate. Claire’s friend.

Randy. You shady bastard.

“It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have borrowed so much money. But, uh… The holidays are coming, and I like to spoil my kids.” I’m ~sure~ that’s what you used your money for.

“Kinda thought you were gonna … steal enough to pay down the debt, like we talked about. But, uh…”

“I tried.”

“Not hard enough.”

What kind of slimy manipulation???

Wiener Hut.

Bad cop Cas steps in.

Pftt, Dean. 

“Wait ‘til you’re alone, then you hit that register jockey hard. You put the fear of God into him, you understand?” I doubt Claire could’ve done that. (Maybe now, but certainly not then.)

Cas steps in, again.

“Eat me, Hasselhoff.”

“Claire, hold on a second. Look, my name’s—”

“Sam. And you’re Dean. We’ve met, remember?”

She remembers them, despite having minimal interaction with them.

“Claire. You were going to rob that convenience store?”

“So?”

“‘So?’ So … it’s—it’s wrong!”

Cas put on his Dad voice there.

“You killed my dad.” Technically that was either Raphael or Lucifer, depending on which sub-atomic destroying of the body Cas was referring to when he told Claire that her dad was dead.

When Claire can’t (physically) hurt Cas, she knew that hurting Sam or Dean was the next closest thing. 

“I used to pray to you, Castiel. Every night. I would beg you to bring him home safe.”

“I know.”

OOOHHHH THE PARALLELS.

“Claire, that man is using you.”

“He was there for me. When things got bad—and they got REAL damn bad—he was there when no one else was.”

That’s manipulation, hon.

“You can go to hell.” Been there, done that.

“As I remember it, you said I would die in a gutter, covered in my own sick.“ Didn’t that happen?

“How did you die?” She did take an interest in how he died.

“I didn’t even have a father!”

“Of course you had a father! You were just conceived during a winter solstice orgy, and it’s not like I was taking names.”

OH MY GOD.

“I understand you’re angry. I understand you … hate me. And if you want to keep me locked away, then so be it. But understand that I’ll always be your mother. And I’ll always love you.” I’m honestly not sure how much I can believe this. Knowing how devastated she is now that Crowley’s dead...

“Quiet Village” by Martin Denny.

Team Free Will bar scene!

“Cas, don’t beat yourself up, man. Claire was …”

“Right. She was right. Who am I to tell her how to live her life?”

“Well, somebody needs to. It’s not like we’re talking about Mother Teresa here. The girl just about knocked over a Gas n Sip. She’s got issues.”

“Because of me.”

“Well, you are wearing her old man’s meat suit. Probably didn’t help.”

Yeah, Dean’s right.

Father talk.

“Did you love your father?” A rather loaded question for some in the show/fandom.

“Tell him about that time in New York.”

“Oh yeah. Yeah, okay. So, uh … We were working this haunting in Long Island, and me and Sam begged the old man to let us go to the city for once.”

“He had this thing about New York, right? Too big, too loud, too dirty.”

“Yeah, and he hated the Yankees.”

“Big time.”

“Somehow, we convince him to let us go. So, we all go. We all, you know, see all the sights, and uh, ride the subway, eat too much pizza. The whole nine. Well, by about midnight, Sam and Dad are zonked, and I figure… Screw it. I’m going to CBGB.”

“So CBGB is --”

“I know. It’s where The Ramones and Blondie got their start.”

Cas spouting music trivia. s w o o n.

“Anyways, he was WAY underage at the time.”

“All right, so I get there. I sneak in, and it is nuts. I mean, people are drinking and they’re smoking and they’re—they’re snorting whatever. There’s a five-hundred pound guy on stage with a Mohawk just screaming. And, uh, my mind is blown. I don’t even know what to do. Then this girls walks up and she says ‘Hey, why don’t you come over and sit down with me and my friends at our table?’ All right!”

“Yeah, and they get him drunk. First time.”

“But not fun drunk. I’m not quite sure what was in that stuff, but the room starts to spin, and I feel like I’m going to puke … forever. And right about that time, I hear him. ‘Dean Winchester!’ My old man. I don’t know how, but he found me.”  

I’m guessing John knew Dean would go to CBGB.

“And now I’m really freaking out, because he’s just standing there, not saying anything. I look around, and everybody else is freaking out, too. In fact, nobody’s even looking him in the eye. And finally, this one guy with, like, a safety pin through his nose and a—a ‘Kill Everything’ tattoo looks up and he says, ‘Sorry, sir.’ 

Yeah. ‘Sorry, sir.’ To John friggin’ Winchester.”

I love that story.

“He saved you.”

“Yeah, and you know what he got for that? Me whining about how much he embarrassed me. Me telling him that I hated him. But then he stopped and turned around and he looked at me and he said, ‘Son, you don’t like me? That’s fine.’”

“’It’s my job to raise you right.’”

For what I can say about John Winchester...i can say he raised Sam and Dean right. Even through questionable means...

“Guns blazing, huh? That was your plan?” Just like Dean.

“Last few months, you’ve lost a bundle on the ponies. How much do you owe me now?”

“Five thousand.”

HOW WAS CLAIRE, OR ANYBODY, GOING TO GET THAT CASH IN ONE NIGHT FROM STEALING FROM A GAS N’ SIP?! I could tear Randy’s head off for being such a scumbag.

“I know the con, all right? You find some kid with Major League daddy issues and then get her to steal for you. Cut the proud papa act. I’ll make you a good deal.”

“Like I said, Claire’s family. So it better be a damn good deal.”

*angry screeching*

RIP Gerald. Killed by Crowley.

Rowena’s plan worked. Hot diggity damn.

“Rowena? You said that if I lied, you’d get me out of here.”

“Oh, and I will, darling. I’ll be back in a flash.”

Oooohhhh, just like she did Crowley/Fergus.

I know nothing happens to Claire here, but i get the worst vibes ESPECIALLY WHEN HE LOCKS THE DOOR.

NO NO NO, LET HER.

Damn it, Sam. You should’ve stayed with Dean.

Oh god. It’s happening.

How fucking quickly did he kill them???

RIP men in the house. Killed by Dean.

Poor Claire. That’s traumatizing.

“Tell me you had to do this.”

“I didn’t … I didn’t mean to.”

“No. Tell me it was them or you!”

Sam...trying so hard to hold it together.

Even Cas is horrified...he knows this is the breaking point Dean told him about. He knows the promise he made to Dean. And now he knows that he may just have to kill him.