#I was playing with my pussy to this ask

[domwitch]

Trying to platinum sekiro rn and grinding levels is soooooo boringggg I wish I had a cute boytoy to eat me out while I played 😔😔😔😔

[poppy-metal]

jordan is the type of person to go “move your fucking hand” “look at me or i’ll stop” “don’t run” “this is what you wanted right?” during sex and you can’t tell me otherwise

god.... my brain just went blank so bad.

jordan when you've been a fucking brat and they're kneeling half behind you, one arm pinning your upper half to the bed, the other yanking your panties down so they can spank your ass - your pussy - and when you cry out and reach your hand back to try and cover yourself they snap, "move that fucking hand," said so seriously your hand falls limp immediately, and you get 10 more slaps added just for trying to stop it. "this" slap "is what" slap "slutty" slap "fucking brats get."

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Ok the snowball was more than amazing and I kinda want more of that. I squealed when I saw you had posted it. And yes still insomniac times lol but this made it all the better

RIP insomniac hours, but I'm so glad you enjoyed it! I don't know if we'll see more stories with Snowball as a person, but they're definitely sticking around on Tumblr!

Thanks for commenting!

[rosicheeks]

Kink rating: double penetration?

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it 😝

[buggysimp]

Intersex Yentl Cartman who never had a period in her entire life

That's it that's all I wanted to say

Intersex Yentl who's never had a period x PCOS Eric who can be on his period for months at a time

Intersex Yentl whos in her mid 20s standing in the pad aisle completely confused cus she never had to learn what these things mean and it's a month into their relationship and Eric is at home waiting to watch movies

Intersex Yentl who feels embarrassed that she never learned this thing that a lot of people think determines whether you're a woman or not but Eric has never made her feel less than for having to call and ask and she pretty quickly gets past those insecurities

Intersex Yentl who's been dating Eric for a year and always buys Eric the exact brand he likes and a little treat for them to share in their apartment

Intersex Yentl :3

[rottiens]

...stepmom yuki 😞

Ok now,,,,, are you coming for my head by chance? Why do you want to attack me like this

[vorerilla]

i think about my ex every day and it haunts me bc i never resolved it/told them all of my feelings of how i loved them but that theyre also an asshole who didnt treat me right and made me feel so insecure and stupid and i wish i could just PUT THE THOUGHTS AWAY FOR NOW

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

[spaciebabie]

Do you think Springtrap could handle Cbat?

I can't decide if it'd "work its magic", or if it'd cause springlock failures for the second (third?) time in his life.

You're the professional Springtrap simp, so I thought you'd know better than anybody.

if springtrap put on cbat i would become filled w/rage and rip the strap from his body and beat him over the head w/it until he dies

there's no fucking way this man could fuck ta cbat. listen. he tries ta do whatever fucky tempo that song has got goin on and he'll collapse onta the floor and seize. either that or its the worst sex of your life. bros attemping ta get jiggy w/it while you're clinging ta the sheets for dear life praying for the song ta b over with. "the magic" bro the only magic around here is that magic of reanimation this idiot is cursed with. i would kill him. you would hafta envoke a pussy ban. for life.

[laesas]

If you're still taking 'should they fuck raw' asks: VegasPorsche, KinnTay, PetePorsche, KimVegas

I'm Kissing you on the mouth anon ✨

VegasPorsche - Always. There's no excuse. When Vegas invites him out on the ducati and Porsche goes with him to spite Kinn. Oof. I know in my heart that Porsche should have ridden more than that motorbike. Be On Cloud, please know I will never forgive you for taking this from me. Fuck Raw rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

KinnTay - I love it. I love it. Childhood-Friends-to-Lovers is cute but it's ELITE as a platonic (platon-ish?) revengefuck with Tay getting back at Time's cheating. I read a fic like this a couple of months ago and it changed me as a person. I see KinnTay and immediately feel like a somellier swirling a fancy glass of wine. "An exquisite pairing..." 🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

PetePorsche - Kissing is for people we like only, and who do we like more than our bestest bestest friends. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I think it should have happened (Donkey Kong Voice:) *once*. I'm not convinced they're actually compatible, but I love a friends with benefits, besties making out cause theyre drunk and bored, laughter-while-fucking kinda vibe. Also prison fight scene make brain go brrrrrrrrr. 🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

KimVegas - THEY'RE COUSINS?!?!?!?!?! - ..........Is what I would say if I were fucking boring.

Listen. I don't *condone* it. But GOD. Kim and Vegas are both completley unhinged, violence-hungry, and deeply manipulative to the point of self-destruction. They're warped mirrors of one another, willing to tear themselves apart in an instant to get what they want and compelling in any interaction. Vegas is already canonically psychosexually obsessed with Kinn, it's barely a jump for him, and Kim in all his homme-fatale, perfect-proxyfuck glory doesn't strike me as the type to turn down that kind of leverage if it would protect his family.

Obviously, they shouldn't fuck raw. They shouldnt. But what's one more sin between two men believing themselves far beyond redemption. Less of a question of whether they *should* but whether god would win if he tried to intervene. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

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Send me your unhinged blorbo combos and I'll tell you whether they should fuck raw 💌💕✨