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#I wish to cuddle with them and ensure that he is healthy and well <3
mothgoddesss · 1 year
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“Do you think they’ll be okay after going through such a transformation?”
“Let him be.  He needs his rest.”
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soft-bellied-tannies · 7 months
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One Year Older and Another Size Up
I'm back with Jimin's birthday fic...finally! Thank you for your patience and kindness! I'm grateful for all the people who checked in and sent well wishes. I actually only had bad weather on Friday and Saturday, thankfully passing without too many problems. I then unfortunately had some technical difficulties and one of my stories got reported so I had to resolve that before I could post. But we're good now!
So, a few days late and a little stress later - here is my Jimin birthday story. Hopefully, I'll get back to the Chubtober prompts starting tomorrow! <3
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Read here or on AO3!
Jimin had honestly not expected to wake up alone on his birthday. He would be the first to admit that he is spoiled by his pack, especially as the only omega, but it was strange that he didn’t have a clingy Tae or an excited Jungkook plastered against his side. 
After taking a few minutes to get his bearings, Jimin realized that a considerable amount of noise was coming from their kitchen. He sat up and stretched a bit, listening for any hints of what his pack was setting up for him but heard nothing aside from quiet bickering. 
Quickly moving through his morning routine, Jimin tugged on his silk robe and tied it around his waist as he made his way out to the kitchen. It likely would be surprising to people that a pack of college mates lived as domestically as they did, but knowing who your mates are by the first year of high school makes that easy. 
Jimin stood at the edge of the room, watching his pack hustle around to finish setting everything up with a fond smile on his face. His mates had clearly prepared every single one of his favorite breakfast foods, unsurprising but appreciated. 
It was never directly addressed, but Jimin knew that his mates had a motivated interest in pampering him as their pack omega and the physical effects of that treatment seemed to be a source of their pride and attraction as well. 
Plump omegas were a sign of a healthy pack and Jimin knew that he more than fulfilled that image. On most days, it was a lot of scenting and cuddling with his mates regularly checking in, walking him to class, and ensuring that he ate all his meals. 
However, on a day like his birthday, Jimin knew that he was in for the pampering of a lifetime. He would not be hungry, unscented, or lonely all day and he certainly wasn’t going to complain about that. 
“Good morning, my loves,” Jimin finally said, breaking the chaotic state of his pack preparing for his special breakfast. He couldn’t help but laugh as they all turned to him wide-eyed, somehow not realizing that he had joined them. 
After a beat of silence, everyone seemed to jump into action with a chorus of “Happy Birthday” ringing out through the house. Jimin’s laugh grew louder as various arms wrapped around him in tight embraces. 
Before he was sat down in front of an impressively high-piled plate, Jimin received all his morning affection - a little extra from each of them considering the celebration. Jin was the last to greet him, holding him a little longer and whispering all the sweet words he could muster while Yoongi somehow managed to add even more to their omega’s large serving of breakfast. 
As meals like that tend to be, Jimin’s morning seemed to be a blur. He ate with no hesitation, grateful for a pack that cared for him so well and appreciative for a body that showed it. His mates talked about their plans for the day and shared their words of love and appreciation for Jimin.
Nearing the last few bites on his plate, Jimin loosened the tie on his robe - reminding himself how silly it was to knot it tightly around his soft waist. He had been in that position many times before and knew better than to limit his stomach space to grow. 
While he wasn’t slim by any means, Jimin had always been more bottom-heavy with his weight. He also knew that his appetite had grown with his size thanks to his mates and that his not-as-prominent tummy became much more noticeably round whenever he was presented with Jin and Yoongi’s delicious food. 
Jimin just giggled at the smirk on Jin’s face; the beta always seemed to catch the omega’s moments of needing to adjust whatever he was wearing while eating. With less tension on his stomach, Jimin finished his breakfast and a couple more bites that he was offered as he tried to leave the table and get ready for the day. 
As it was his birthday, Jimin had a very specific outfit in mind - his favorite lavender skirt and black knit cardigan with flowers. He loved his wardrobe as most were gifts from Taehyung and Hoseok, but those two items, in particular, were his go-to for special days. 
With the help of his white bodysuit, the pretty skirt still had a little give, meaning his big breakfast hadn’t been too big. Jimin certainly had clothes that could no longer accommodate a full day, fitting snugly on an empty stomach with no chance of making it through his meals. 
After styling his hair and finishing the last touches on his makeup, Jimin did a little twirl for himself in the mirror and loved the way he looked. He knew some omegas didn’t love the natural weight that came with mating, but Jimin liked knowing that his pack’s love and affection were evident every day. 
Thursday was the one day when all seven of them had a morning class so Jimin got to walk to campus with his entire pack. Namjoon insisted on stopping by the nearby coffee shop to get him a frappe and his favorite chocolate croissant as if they hadn’t just eaten a massive meal, but the omega would never turn them down. 
Jimin ate and drank as they walked, excitedly talking about building a big nest in the living room and watching ‘The Notebook’ for their evening plans. He finished his croissant and accepted the last few bites of Taehyung’s as the alpha claimed it was a gesture of love the omega could not turn down. 
Jimin felt the presence of his growing-tighter skirt waistband after the ‘dessert’ to his barely digested breakfast as the pack led him to his Creative Writing class and dropped him off with promises of a midday lunch at Jimin’s favorite campus cafe afterward. He sipped on his water throughout the class and hoped that his first meal of the day would be fully digested before they sat down for lunch. 
His class went by quickly, accepting some kind birthday wishes from a few friends and even a cookie from Taemin that Jimin definitely should have saved instead of eating it during class. Knowing that he had an extra thirty minutes before the others were out of class, Jimin decided to take a little walk. 
Making a few laps around the quad, Jimin was hoping to gain some more space for lunch. He knew his mates would once again get all his favorites for their second birthday meal of the day and the last thing he wanted was to tap out of eating or break out of his skirt. 
Yoongi and Namjoon’s music production class ended early and walked Jimin to the cafe, deciding to get a table and at least order drinks before the others arrived. Somehow, Jimin was convinced to get a milkshake even though he had just had a frappe a few hours earlier and it was lunchtime, but Yoongi reasoned that it was his birthday and he deserved it. 
The others approached the table soon after, Jungkook setting down a large taro boba tea in front of Jimin who was already drinking his salted caramel milkshake. The omega’s eyes widened, but he also would never turn down their sweet gestures or a boba tea. 
Jimin wasn’t even focused on what was ordered, knowing his pack would pick all his favorite dishes anyway. He instead listened to Taehyung’s story about the drama in his and Jin’s acting class while he finished his milkshake and moved on to his boba tea. 
Mindlessly drinking while listening to his mates talk hadn’t been Jimin’s best choice as he was feeling quite full and sloshy when their food arrived. He had managed to finish the entire milkshake, over half the boba tea, and the Diet Coke he initially ordered before being handed a bowl of spicy jajangmyeon and an order of dumplings just for him. 
Against his better judgment, Jimin decided that the heavy carbs might help fill his stomach more substantially than the large amount of liquid already weighing him down. He ate his noodles enthusiastically, finishing his boba tea and his Diet Coke refill not once but twice to combat the spice. 
Jimin felt inappropriately full for early afternoon, but he also felt thoroughly and deeply loved with all the intentional decisions from his pack. On top of all those feelings, Jimin was ready for a nap and maybe a more comfortable outfit. 
Excusing himself to the bathroom, Jimin immediately saw the burden on his waistband as soon as he crossed in front of the mirror. It looked as if he was a few bites away from splitting the fabric right at the seams. 
After a struggle to undo the creaking clasp, Jimin took in the most satisfying deep breath that expanded his stomach well beyond what his skirt allowed him before. The zipper put up a fight of its own as he forced it down to take all pressure off his sensitive middle. 
Taking some time to breathe and fix his hair since he was there allowed Jimin to relax and start digesting. He stood in front of the mirror with his skirt undone until the door swung open and another omega stepped inside the bathroom. Jimin ducked into the first open stall so he could reclasp his skirt in privacy. 
However, it was not that easy. 
As soon as Jimin gave his stomach more room to breathe, his body had no intention of stuffing itself back into his skirt. Sucking in as much as possible a few times while leaning up against the wall finally allowed him to latch the clasp. Zipping it back, though, was definitely not going to happen. 
Jimin tried to hide the fact that he was breathing heavily as he walked back out to the mirror, taking a look at how obvious his unzipped skirt was. He ignored the blush high on his cheeks as he avoided the eyes of the omega washing her hands. Jimin waited for her to leave before stepping back and looking at how noticeable the zipper was without hiding it. 
Normally Jimin wouldn’t mind the need to make some room for his bloated stomach, but it wasn’t often that they were out in public when this happened. He intentionally wrapped his cardigan around him tightly to cover his side, praying that the clasp held firm until they got back home. 
As he returned to the table, his pack looked up at him with confused expressions - likely due to the fact that he was gone for a while and that he was hiding himself under his sweater which was not like Jimin at all. 
Namjoon opened his arm, offering Jimin to sit on his lap as a gesture of comfort, but Jimin simply shook his head. The omega knew that if he sat down now, he had no chance of getting home with the skirt in tact. 
“Can we go?” Jimin asked quietly, a bit anxious which was odd. 
“Everything okay, baby?” Jin asked in reply, concerned that something happened in the omega’s time away from the table. 
Jimin looked around a few times before pulling back his sweater to reveal his zipper. “It won’t be okay if I even take a deep breath at this point so let’s please go,” he replied quietly and then tugged his cardigan back around him. 
A moment of silence passed before his mates burst into laughter, only further endeared by Jimin’s embarrassed smile and pink cheeks. They all stood while continuing to laugh, a few placing gentle kisses on Jimin’s cheeks and forehead. Jungkook offered to take the omega’s bag as well as they left the restaurant. 
As they walked, Jimin felt the pull of the fabric and continued silently hoping that nothing happened to split the clasp open. He was caught up in his head until Taehyung wrapped around his back, matching his steps. 
“It’s fine, Min. No one can tell,” the alpha whispered in his ear, hands gently resting on Jimin’s bloated middle. “Honestly, babe, I don’t think you’ll lose this skirt even if the clasp breaks anyway.” 
“Hey!” Jimin cut back, unable to hide his giggle as he leaned into the teasing alpha’s chest. His mates all joined in laughing, having heard Taehyung’s remark. 
Jin picked up the pace to walk beside them and pinched the omega’s cheek. “Don’t worry, baby. You can change when we get back and relax. We wouldn’t want you to split your favorite skirt.” 
Jimin’s entire body warmed up with embarrassment but also love from Jin’s words. He knew it was only a matter of time before he outgrew his favorite outfits with the way the pack was feeding him, but he also knew they would find him equally cute clothes. 
Yoongi and Hoseok assumed that his silent consideration was Jimin thinking about losing his favorite clothing, leading Hoseok to comfort him. “We can always find a tailor or get you a new skirt for your birthday next year, Minnie. I know you love that one.”
Before Jimin could respond, Taehyung jiggled his full stomach from behind and kissed his cheek. “Hmm, this one isn’t making it to next year, Hobi. Maybe new skirts for Christmas,” the alpha teased again. 
Jimin’s jaw dropped. “Kim Taehyung!” 
There was another beat of silence until the pack burst into laughter yet again; Jimin leaning his weight into the alpha’s chest as he joined in. He certainly wasn’t bothered by the teasing, especially when it was true and he loved that it was in response to the proof of their pampering on his body. 
They laughed as they walked until Jimin stopped, feeling a snap at his side. The omega pulled Taehyung’s arm back and slipped the fabric of his cardigan away to look at his skirt - clasp now long gone, having snapped under the mixed pressure of his stuffed belly and joyous laughter. 
A deep red tinge filled Jimin’s cheeks as he saw the remnants of his skirt’s clasp flared open on his side, the fabric not having moved an inch without the clasp that he thought was his saving grace to get home. 
Taehyung smirked again and encouraged Jimin to keep walking. “See, birthday boy, I knew you had nothing to worry about.” 
Jimin groaned again with a faux pout as his pack laughed at the continued teasing. He never thought he’d say ruining his favorite skirt would be the highlight of his birthday, but his mates’ love for him proves itself every day.
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sandrockian · 1 year
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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Tagging: @sandara-and-coco​
Notes: Recently, my obsession with Builder x Unsuur has grown to fanatical heights, and the Knives Out update has only increased that obsession. No spoilers, but Unsuur is top tier when it comes to romance.
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General:
Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Until they both die from old age.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Hmm... Well, because of the mystery letters Liira received in her mailbox, it's safe to assume that Unsuur was the one who fell first, watching her from afar and marveling at her accomplishments until he finally decided to make his admiration known through letters. Their romance was a slow, steady burn, with Unsuur falling harder.
How was their first kiss? -  Soft and chaste. They were sitting side by side, counting some of the rocks he collected, when suddenly, Unsuur leaned down a little and kissed her when she turned her head to face him.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Unsuur. Liira was actually going to propose to him first, but he beat her to it.  
Who is the best man/men? - Justice or Captain. Unsuur had difficulty choosing, so he made them both his best man. Justice showed up with Captain in his arms. Both were dressed to the nines, with the cat wearing an adorable bow tie and hat.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Liira's best friend, Mi-an
Who did the most planning? - Both. Unsuur and Liira had a specific theme for their wedding that included warm palettes and rocks that Unsuur handpicked. Hell, even their wedding rings were made out of quartz.
Who stressed the most? - Liira. Liira was nervous that the wedding wouldn’t be the “dream wedding” she always wanted and that Unsuur would realize that he had made a mistake and leave her at the altar. Of course, Unsuur had his wedding jitters, but Liira's was worst and would have spiraled if Trudy hadn't given her a much-needed pep talk.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Everyone was invited, but let's just say that certain members of the Church of Light were not given an invitation...for obvious reasons.
Sex:
Who is on top? - It depends. Unsuur is not shy when it comes to sex, and Liira is always happy to switch it up a little. They have a very healthy sex life, with both working together to ensure the other feels good and safe.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Surprisingly Unsuur. He’ll pick her up and carry her off to their room if he's in the mood.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Depends on the situation.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Always. They are not selfish lovers.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? 1
How many children will they adopt? 0
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Unsuur. Liira does change the diapers, but she’s usually too busy doing supply runs or working on commissions to help with the baby. That doesn't mean she's lazy or a bad mother. She does bring her kid with her to work in a cute little baby sling. You'll often see her riding around town on her camel with the baby strapped safely to her back. 
Who is the stricter parent? - Liira and Unsuur are not strict parents, but they aren't lax in giving out punishments. However, Unsuur is the more laid-back parent, whereas Liira is quietly firm and instills a healthy amount of discipline in her child.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Liira. Why? Because she used to be that kid who did dangerous stunts back when she and Nia were kids.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Unsuur.
Who is the more loved parent? - Both. Their child loves both parents equally.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Liira. Unsuur is one of those “MY KIDS WOULDN’T DO THAT” parent so Liira is usually the one teachers call up to the school.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Liira and Unsuur.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Unsuur. He'll just simply frame a rock and get his kid off Scott-free. 
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Unsuur. The man is a five-star chef in the kitchen and can make the most delicious meals.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Liira. She wants her food cooked in a certain way, but she does eat whatever Unsuur puts in front of her.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Liira. Sometimes, Unsuur will be too busy with the Civil Corps to do any grocery shopping, so Liira is always the one getting food.
How often do they bake desserts? - Not often. Liira will sometimes make a pound cake, but that’s just about it.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both will eat salads and meats.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Liira. She can’t cook worth a shit, but that won’t stop her from trying.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Unsuur. He'll go into the desert to dig up rare minerals and bring Liira along with him.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Liira.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Liira. She’s extremely neat and will do a deep cleanse of the house every weekend. 
Who is really against chores? - Neither.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both. Their pets consist of the dog, Nemo, and Liira's camel, Brownie.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Liira. She wants things to be absolutely perfect and will have a meltdown if she spots even a speck of dust on the wall. 
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Liira.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Liira. She likes to drown her hair in honey shampoo and snuggle with Unsuur in the tub. 
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Unsuur. Nemo has a gift for sniffing out rocks, and the pup will always present one to Unsuur.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They love decorating for the holidays to the point where their house is drowning in lights and decorations. 
What are their goals for the relationship? - For Unsuur, it’s bettering himself as a person and keeping Liira happy. For Liira, it’s learning how to be in a happy and healthy relationship without the toxicity she experienced with Pen. 
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither.
Who plays the most pranks? - Unsuur. He prefers harmless pranks that aren’t jump scares or cause bodily harm. He'll play little pranks like hiding a whoopie cushion in a chair or mismatching socks. 
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lord-westley · 3 years
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Hi hun, I don't know if your requests are open right now, but I could really use some sort of comfort Imagine right now and I was hoping I could come and ask you. It doesn't even have to be a full set of Headcanons, just a short blurb about some Characters will do if that's fine with you.
I've been really struggling with my chronic illnesses lately, and I keep imagining the Fellowship taking care of me, so I thought I'd ask for an Imagine about that. I have a really weird condition where my right leg is physically longer than my left, which causes really intense pain in my hip and leg and also difficulty walking, so I've been really struggling with that lately. There's also the chronic fatigue from my sleep apnea, I'm absolutely covered in bruises that I don't remember getting, the classic anxiety and depression and executive dysfunction.. it's just been a difficult week tbh.
I'd appreciate any kind words right now. Thanks for being so kind and supportive to me, it means more than you could ever know. I hope it's alright that I ask this of you. Godspeed, hun 💕
Comfort HC’s
Platonic!Fellowship x Reader
Post LOTR; Comfort
Warnings: Mentions chronic pain, anxiety, depression, PTSD
A/N: Hello Ro! I’m sorry this took a while, I hope the pain eases soon and that these headcanons help. If you ever need to talk, my DM's are open anytime!
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You’ve known the Fellowship ever since you were a little girl. You met them when your parents sent you off to Imladris to seek the aid of Lord Elrond, one of the greatest healers in Middle-Earth. For you had an unusual physical condition, where your right leg grew longer than your left. It made walking difficult and a burning pain to spiderweb from your hip down.
Lord Elrond tried everything he could in his power to help you, and yet there was little he could do except ease the pain. No amount of magic can prevent physical growth.
The tears that welled up in your eyes that day pained him more than any wound can. A child, barely twelve years old, experiencing such excruciating pain right in front of him, and yet he can’t do anything about it. And from that moment on, he promised to you that he’d do anything he can to help you, and care for you.
So with the permission of your worried parents, Lord Elrond gave you an offer to stay in Imladris for as long as you wish. To heal and receive the care you need. Which you kindly accepted.
For years up to adulthood, you lived in Imladris; drinking Athleas tea every morning and night for the pain and sleep apnea. While it wasn’t a cure, it helped make life much more bearable. Allowing you to enjoy certain activities and walk around with only half the pain.
During those years you became great friends with the Fellowship. For they travelled often to Imladris to visit and rest between trips. They became your family, always joking and telling stories of their travels; teaching you new tricks and how to defend yourself. And in return you’d tell them stories of the elves around you. How the Ellon in the smithy loves to tease the Elleth in the bakery. Or how the children would braid flower crowns for you.
The boys know of your difficulties with your leg and illnesses. They’re constantly worried for you; asking how you are, helping when the pain begins to spike and holding you when you begin to cry. Everytime it starts getting bad again, they tell you it's okay to feel weak and to cry. That you don’t have to be strong all the time.
Aragorn
Aragorn is surprisingly soft despite his tough exterior
He believes that crying and venting about your frustrations is the most healthy way to deal
So on days you are having a rough time he’ll sit down with you in his lap, holding you tightly into his chest. One arm around your body and one hand in your hair
Aragorn will let you cry and yell into him, all while pressing small kisses into your hair
He’s not a very wordy person, so it’s not often he will whisper sweet things, but when he does. It’s always so soft and helps relax you
“Deep breaths Hun, It’ll be okay”
Legolas
A soft baby- an absolute angel when it comes to comforting you
Legolas is very big on grounding yourself and staying focused on your surroundings
So when he notices you’re beginning to have a rough time, nearing a panic attack, He preps a cup of Athleas tea and brings you to a private area
He’ll have you sit between his legs, and his arms gently wrapped around you torso
Legolas will have you ground yourself by telling him 3 things you smell, feel, hear and see
“Close your eyes, little one and listen… Listen to the birds sing”
As you begin to relax, he whispers praises, proud of how strong you are
“You’re doing so well, I’m proud of you”
Boromir
I love this man oml
If you’re bedridden due to the pain he’d 100% do whatever you ask of him
Need more pillows? Steals them from every. Single. Bedroom.
“Boro- holy crap how many did you take!?”
“Uh.. all?”
There is now a national shortage of pillows
Need more warmth? Will make a nest of blankets and wrap you up in his cloak
Comfort?? CUDDLES FOR DAYS
Boromir is there for you every step of the way
If you start crying, He might cry with you- absolutely hates seeing you in such pain
“I’m sorry- Im so sorry Darling. I wish there was more I could do for you”
Gimli
In true Gimli fashion, when he notices your anxiety he 100% wants to fight whoever triggered it
He gets a bit aggressive in the beginning, insisting to fist fight your problems away
but when you tell him that it’s something that can't be fought off, that its a constant thing, he calms down and just
“Oh”
“Oh oh wait Im so sorry”
Cue soft Gimli
Will rub your back affectionately while speaking softly
Asking if there is anything he could do to help
Another babe who will do anything you ask of him
If the panic attack happens in public, Gimli will bring you somewhere more private
He’ll shield you with his body from the eyes of the public and glare at anyone who dares stare
Not very good with soft comfort but if you ever need to feel safe and protected go to him
“Dont worry Lassie” (head pats) “I’ll protect you, You’re safe now”
Frodo
Sweet darling baby angel bean
He completely understands your anxieties and pain
Frodo did carry the one ring across middle earth after all
He absolutely has PTSD from it, so there have been many times the two of you would stay up late together when you can’t sleep, drinking tea
You find comfort in the fact that he’s quite similar to you, and vice versa
Most often, you guys will talk about what's going on and comfort each other
On the nights the two of you don’t wish to talk, Frodo will read stories to you
His voice is so soft and comforting, It never fails to lull you to sleep
“None of them noticed a large, tawny owl flutter past the window” He reads aloud, peaking up at you and notices the way your lips part, a soft snore emitting. He hums, “Goodnight Y/N, sleep well”
Sam
This hobbit is such a softie
He understands that with mental disorders, you may forget to eat or care for yourself
So he always watches you, making sure you’re eating and you aren’t
Oh boy
Will cook your favorite meals and make you sit with him to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner
“Ah, I hope you enjoy the meal. I made your favorite!”
“Thank you, Sam..”
Ensuring you drink your water
Or if you don’t like plain water, make some tea. Anything really to make sure you get your fluids
As a gardener, Sam is busy quite often, tending to, well, gardens
He’ll set up a picnic nearby for you with finger sandwiches, drinks, and fruit that way you had company and can relax fully in the peacefulness of nature
Definitely will give you a bouquet of flowers at the end of the day
“I picked these for you Y/N!”
Merry and Pippin
Okay so these two are together cause well. They’re always together
Except that one scene
Absolute kings of distraction when you’re feeling depressed
You might want to just sleep it off- but we all know that never really helps
They’ll make so many jokes and sing and dance around just to make you laugh
Which often leads to them singing even louder and cruder, annoying every elf in the area
“Lucky Annie was a lady who’d been pleased by many men- They all would sail away but then they’d come right back again”
Yes they sing sea shanties
Oops
On days that you don’t have the energy to deal with such shenanigans, they’ll tone it down
The three of you will often be found in the field during these days, Tossing a ball back n forth
Or giggling amongst yourself, gossiping about the rest of the fellowship
“I don’t know Merry, Gandalf is kinda hot in an old man way”
“Pippin what the hell”
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realcube · 3 years
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haikyuu boys with a professional volleyball player! s/o 🏆
characters: kuroo, bokuto, kita, oikawa & sakusa 
tw// swearing
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thank you anon for this awesome request!
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Tetsurō Kuroo
he’d tell all his teammates about you and none of them would care
well, lev would care - he’d be so excited and asking for kuroo to get him your autograph but yaku would just be like ‘you don’t actually believe him, do you? 🙄’
so yeah, yaku would convince lev and yamamoto that you were just a figment of kuroo’s imagination
even thoUGH YAKU KNEW YOU WERE A REAL PERSON BC HE HAD MET YOU BEFORE AND  HE KNEW THAT YOU WERE DATING KUROO AIREBVKZGA he just loved annoying kuroo <3
and he did the job well bc kuroo was definitely annoyed
he’d be waving his phone around, desperately trying to show lev and yamamoto the selfies he took with you but they’d just be like 😑
then he finally convinced you to come visit him at practise to put an end to his humiliation
so you appeared one day and kuroo was so hyped
but not as hyped as yamamoto
he has hot-ppl senses which tingled when you entered the room so he was the first to greet you while kuroo was sitting setting up the nets
he was literally all over you
‘woah 😍 your thigh are so toned’
‘uh thank you ???’
and kuroo was not here for it
‘AYE GET YOUR DIRTY PAWS AWAY FROM THEM!!’
yamamoto fkn shits himself and runs ✌🏃‍♂️💨
then kuroo picks you up bridal style and parades you around the gym, rubbing it in everyone’s face - especially yaku and lev
‘guys, do you see this? my totally REAL s/o! who’s been to NATIONALS!! uhuh. all mine, y’all.’
yaku is so ticked off and definitely goes to snitch him out to Nekomata
and lev is just so awed, ‘(y/n) is real???’
for a moment he thought he was dreaming too until kenma purposefully hit him with a ball
‘put me down, tetsurō.’ you groaned, folding your arms over your chest
he obeyed, gently setting you down on your feet before pecking your lips, ‘ok, well, i should probably get back to practise now - train hard so hopefully one day i can be as good as you.’ he joked, teasingly emphasising the ‘you’.
you playfully punched his arm before turning on your heels to head out, ‘you wish!’
although he’ll always joke about how amazing you are in comparison to him but he genuinely admires you 🤩
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Kōtarō Bokuto
he hypes you up to his team constantly
they’ve literally never even met you and they are being asked all these questions from bokuto lol
‘hey onaga, did you see (y/n) at their nationals game the other day?’
onage flinched upon being jump-scared by his captain, then choked out a little white lie, ‘uh yeahhh.’
bokuto’s face lit up, ‘great! they were so amazing during the third set, weren’t they? what was your favourite part?’
onaga froze, ‘uhh- oh, i think i hear anahori calling me to help him practise his sets! gotta go.’ then he proceeded to bolt off
bokuto shrugged it  off at first as he shouldn’t complain bc a teammate dropped a conversation to continue training with anahori - i mean, onaga came to volleyball club to practise so he wasn’t obligated to make conversation with bokuto
but while he was saying his goodbyes to everyone as they left the gym to go home, it hit him-
‘bye, komi! buh-bye, washio! and goooodbyeeee, konoha.’ bokuto let out a relived sigh as he had now finished saying his partings which meant he could lock the gym then go home, ‘wait-- ANAHORI DIDN’T EVEN COME TO PRACTISE TODAY! ONAGA!’
bokuto was deeply disheartened that his own teammate would lie to him - to get out of a conversation about you, no less
he just wanted them all to love you as much as he does
like..he’s your biggest fan!!!
~ even post-timeskip ~
he’d show up to all of your games wearing your jersey and some of the eagle-eyed press would try talk to him
they’d interview him about his own affair or about the MSBY Black Jackals but he genuinely has no interest in talking about that bc today is your day and he is here to support you
‘are you and your team hopeful to attend Olympics despite player Miya’s rumoured injury? and disclose whether these rumours are factual?’
sakusa decked atsumu after he joked about having covid-
the interview shoved and waved a microphone in bokuto’s face while he just stared at them blankly like ◉_◉
after a while bokuto stuffed a handful of popcorn in his mouth and chuckled, ‘don’t know! but the game is about to begin, shhh!-’ he hushed the interviewer, instinctively swatting the microphone away as he stood up in the stands to cheer for you, ‘WOOOO! GO, (Y/N)!’  
then he turned to the interviewer who stood frozen with a dumbfounded look on his face, ‘THAT’S MY LOVERRRR!’ he screamed into the microphone so loudly that all the press naturally backed off
and please do the same for him when the press approach you at his games 🙏
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Shinsuke Kita
ofc he dates a volleyball player player-
he is such an ushijima
he is ushijima if he wasn’t left-handed
he doesn’t really brag about you too often at practise but he feels so proud when you win a game then he comes to practise the next day and his teammates tell him to pass on a congratulations
also he always comes to your games
no matter how minor or how large
you’d think you could both bond a lot over volleyball and you did that in the beginning
but over time - especially when you started playing volleyball professionally - you found other things to bond over and saved volleyball for work
he probably runs a (y/n) stan page AEIVBARTBV
AND YOU’D NEVER GUESS
like he is literally a rice farmer- you are under the impression that he doesn’t even know what facebook is
and he’s good at selling the act too
‘did you see the picture of us i posted on my instagram?--’ you asked, taking another spoonful of your cereal
‘insta what?’ kita inquired without hesitation
then as soon as you exit the room, he’ll log onto his (y/n) twitter stan account
ok ok sorry i’ll stop now
anyway he ALWAYS tries to ensure that the first thing you eat after a big game is something that he cooks
and if you go out with your team to eat after a game to celebrate a victory, he’ll try at act sweet but he’s lowkey shady tbh
‘congratulations on your victory, (y/n). and to many more’ he lifted his glass and so did you
but just as you were about to take a sip, kita interjected, ‘but that is going to be difficult if you keep filling your body with junk rather than healthy, organi--’
‘kita-’
‘ok.’ he took a sip of his drink in your honour
HE JUST CARES ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND WELLBEING HE’S NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE 😭
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Tōru Oikawa
again, when you and oikawa first started dating, volleyball was one of the only things y’all talked about
but now that you were both doing it professionally, it was basically banned in your home
well, the the game itself wasn’t banned but i mean, why would you do something all day then come back to talk about it more?
you both might adore volleyball but everything has it’s limits lol
anyway, oikawa is another one that is extra af when they come to your games
he probably makes a sign and paints his face in your team colours
and when you come out onto the court, he’ll blow you a kiss and if you don’t blow one back he’ll be so offended lmao
bc he always makes a big deal out blowing you a kiss or winking at you as soon as he steps out onto the court
it’s basically a thing he does for good luck at this point
also, if there are ever ppl trying to take pictures of y’all in public- oikawa is the first to make a big show for them
like he’s all up on you 
he’ll dip you then push his lips against you for a passionate kiss, in front of the ppl and they always go fkn crazy
he thinks he is like..Beyoncé famous...which he is not
please humble him 
but nicely 
but y’all only get attention around summertime when you are frequently playing big games 
like if oikawa leaves the house a week you competed in a big game- he’ll literally get swamped with ppl asking about you 
but contrarily, if you both leave the house in winter literally no one would even spare you a glance
on a RARE occasion, someone might sneakily snap a photo but that’s it
so you get the best of both worlds :))
also, if you’re an ace and he’s ever feeling down, if you ask him to set for you for a bit and you compliment one/all of his sets, he’ll literally feel so much better 
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Kiyoomi Sakusa 
sometimes you both come back from a rough day at work, slump on the couch and watch TV together
after showering, changing, dinner etc
he’s not nna come anywhere near you if he thinks there is a chance he might be stinky from practise 
he turned on the TV and it just so happened to be on an Live volleyball game in some language that neither of you understood
he’d snake his arms around your shoulders and pull you close to his chest, satisfied by your synced breathing 
he’d press a single kiss against your jaw before shifting his attention onto the channel
you’d lay there in his arms, both of you seeming content in each other’s presence while watching the game
in reality though, neither of you were actually absorbing anything that was happening on the court - you were just staring blankly at the TV
the TV simply served as background noise to your cuddling
tbh he was way more interested in hearing the sound of your heart beat peacefully against his chest 
after a while, if he gets bored, he might finally break the silence by inquiring about your day
but if he doesn’t, you’d probably end up falling asleep in his arms, forcing him to sleep on the couch bc he’s doesn’t want to risk moving and waking you up 🥺
anyway, he’s another one that likes to save volleyball for work then leave it by the door as soon as you step inside the house 
but he’s not as uptight about it as oikawa or kita
like he’ll happily put on a volleyball match for you guys to watch if he thinks the player’s techniques are impressive
also, if the weather is nice, if you ask him to come out and practise with you for a bit and he’ll say yes 🤠
but actually 🤔 now that is think about it, if you guys had a pool in your back garden sakusa would definitely make the most of it
you’ll humbly ask him spike for you on a nice sunny day and he’ll be like
‘volleyball? really? we bought this expensive ass house with a pool which we can only use 4 out the 365.25 days of the year and you want to play volleyball? don’t you do that like..every work day.’
what can i say? man likes getting his moneys worth 🤷‍♂️
‘so is that a no to volleyball?’ you’d ask
*cue sakusa picking you up bridal style and dropping you into the pool*
then you play pool volleyball 👍
as for your games, he turns up in casual wear 😔
disappointed but not surprised
you’ll jokingly be like ‘hey! why aren’t you wearing my team colours? how are people gonna know who you’re cheering for?’ which is fair bc you turn up to all his games with his MSBY black jackals jersey with one of those foam pointy fingers with his number on it
MANS WOULD POINT TO HIS FKN WEDDING RING LIKE ‘our team colours right here.’
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For the ultimate ship meme, Lion and Doc? I'm sorry, I'm LionDoc trash-
it’s all good!! whenever someone sends in an ask, i get an excuse to talk/write about one of my interests! really, it makes me so happy to be able to create content that people hopefully enjoy!! 💝💝💝
General:
Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - until the end of time, babey
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it was love at first sight but then they started talking i do think it was some form of ~interest~ in one another at first sight, but then all that drama and lack of communication happened so they didn’t really allow themselves to even dream about the possibility of a relationship. HOWEVER! once lion joined rainbow and they talked their shit out like people who know how to cope, there was a period of a few months that is now referred to as The Four Months of Pining™, during which glaz did a lot of paintings where the subject (who usually bears an uncanny resemblance to doc or lion) is staring at something (or someone) longingly. he calls it his french period. when they finally get together, a LOT of money changes hands. and goes straight into sledge’s pocket (he was the only one who bet that it would take them this long). diana gets a brand new collar (handmade), bed (handmade), dish (handmade), and many new toys (some handmade, some store-bought. sledge’s craftsmanship can only get him so far) 
How was their first kiss? - you know how the french are supposed to be super suave and confident??? and how gay people are trying their hardest but they’re just Not Good at things????? (i know these are stereotypes but stay with me). well, with their 5/8 french blood (i hc one of doc’s parents is fully algerian while the other is half french, half algerian), and their 4/4 gay blood, they have an 81.25% chance of success in matters of the heart. sadly, that 18.75% chance of failure came into play during this situation. picture it. doc and lion. romantic, home-cooked dinner. le festin is playing in the background. they’re holding hands over the table. suddenly, doc’s cat goes into labour. all hell breaks loose. lion is getting flashbacks to his son’s birth, so now he’s hyperventilating. doc carries him to the couch and turns on the fan so he can cool off and catch his breath, before carefully moving his cat, Rayie (arabic for gorgeous, pronounced rye-ah) to the living room in his handmade Birthing Box, then grabs a pile of blankets and a heat lamp and situates himself on the ground nearby so he can help her if she needs it. once the kittens are born (they’re twins!! Sadiqi is the boy, and Amirti is the girl!!!) doc makes sure they’re nice and warm and that Rayie is recovering, and gives her pets while she cleans her babies. once the happy family is all settled in for the night, doc walks over to the couch and just. lays down on top of lion. once he’s gotten over the adrenaline of the birth, he takes lion’s face in his hands and says “promise me you’ll be more calm if we ever decide to have kids” and gives him a BIG smooch while lion’s just short-circuiting like “does he know i have a son???? did i forget to mention my son?????? also what about these kittens??? are they not sufficiently childish to count as children????? DOES HE WANT KIDS????? does he want to marry me??????? wait why is he getting so clo-”
Wedding:
Who proposed? - lion. it was the day of their two year anniversary (yes i AM saying they got together the august after outbreak don’t @ me) and they were on vacation at doc’s family’s Secret Beach House. they were vibing on the balcony, watching the sunset, when lion suddenly clears his throat. doc turns to look at him and finds his boyfriend down on one knee, looking like he might flee to Bermuda. he’s reaching for something in his pocket. doc starts laughing. lion, completely misunderstanding his reaction, flushes and stammers out an apology. doc sees this, and immediately stops, though he’s still smiling gleefully as he catches lion by the biceps, then reaches into his own pocket and pulls the ring he was going to give olivier. they exchange rings, giggling like little kids, and spend the rest of the night making out on whatever surfaces are available. 
Who is the best man/men? - for lion? montagne. (his son is the ring bearer and doc’s niece is the flower girl). for doc? rook. he’s so happy he gets to participate in his dad’s wedding
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - for lion: finka. for doc: twitch
Who did the most planning? - both of them!! do you know how hard they worked to ensure the ceremony was valid in the eyes of both of their religions
Who stressed the most? - s e e  a b o v e
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - lion’s parents. they tried to call him during the reception but doc’s grandma grabbed his phone and started cussing them out, talking about dishonor and how they tried to disown him so they’re not his parents anymore, and besides, his new family absolutely adores him, so really, it’s their loss. once she hangs up, she pulls lion into a hug and he calls her his favorite, if only, grand-mère
Sex:
Who is on top? - who’s topping? lion. but sometimes doc gets bitchy so he gets to set the pace if you know what i mean
Who is the one to instigate things? - they are both lowkey horny 24/7 so 👀👀👀
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now (only because they do get to see each other fairly often. if one goes on a long mission without the other, once they get back they will bump it up to a 10 real quick)
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - idk long enough ig. maybe longer if someone feels they’ve been left ~unsatisfied~ they might go a few more rounds ;))
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - ok it depends on what they’re doing but usually it’s one or two each, but on ~special~ occasions it’s either doc getting edged and denied for hours, OR doc getting forced to come over and over again until he’s begging for something, whether it be more or a goddamn break even he isn’t really sure. either way he’s crying and lion is consistently asking if he needs to safeword and otherwise checking in because they may like it rough but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - unless someone’s hormones and organs get fucked, zero
How many children will they adopt? - probably none?? idk they’ve already got lion’s son and they’re both busy enough with work so
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - NEITHER!!!!! DISGUSTANG!!!!!!!!!
Who is the stricter parent? - god i wanna say both. like lion and his attachment to rules??? but doc and his Mom Friend energy????? but ig lion BUT HE’S NOT STRICT TO THE POINT HE’S A BUZZKILL OR ANYTHING HE’S JUST RESPONSIBLE (he will NOT allow his husband and son to go vandalize the property of some islamaphobic brits, as much as he agrees with the sentiment) 
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - doc will only allow vandalism if it’s in the name of righteousness. meaning, he’ll allow their son to spray paint the walls of a goddamn walmart with shit like “eat the rich” and a portrait of robespierre and a guillotine, but it is a HARD NO on defacing places like the library or community center (unless he has a good reason to do so). lion spends his time praying and making sure his son knows which acts of civil disobedience are acceptable and which are distorting their goal 
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - doc. he (privately) dreams of retiring (eventually) and living out his lifelong dreams of being a househusband. so
Who is the more loved parent? - SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS. but ig lion??? BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEIR SON HAS KNOWN HIM LONGER. doc is half Dad and half Cool Uncle Who Gives Me Spray Paint And Tells Me To Make Myself Heard (to clarify, i know doc is a pacifist, but im kinda projecting my own sentiment of “we’ve tried to be peaceful but you wouldn’t give us the time of day. now that we’ve “acted out” we’ve gotten your attention, and rest assured, things are going to change.” he won’t hurt anybody, he’s just tired of having to be everyone’s “muslim friend” and educating people on things they could google themselves)
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - it used to be lion out of necessity, but when people started asking about his “wife” he was really torn between telling them that he and his son’s mother separated, but now he has a partner and his son seems very happy about it. when doc finally attends a meeting with lion, people really struggle to hide their shock. a few clunky but well-meaning “we support you”’s and “we’re sorry for everything that’s been going on”’s later, doc has used his charm to make friends with literally everyone. from then on, he is on pta duty on behalf of lion and his ex
Who cried the most at graduation? - lion! his parents purposefully didn’t show at his, so it’s a big deal for him to show his son just how proud he is. doc tears up a little too, but manages to mostly keep it together so he can support lion, who spends most of the day heave-crying about how proud he is into his husband’s shoulder. gustave just pats him on the back and tells him that they’ll run out of donuts if they don’t get to the concession stand soon
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - doc. civil disobedience, baby!! he has never been caught. lion fears the law after his youth, so he tries to avoid any visits to law enforcement. he also can’t stand to see his son behind bars
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - doc. househusband, remember?
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - doc, but only because he can be a bit of a spice supremacist. he has to get his ingredients from these very specific farms and markets or else his great grandmother will begin manifesting in their house to curse them
Who does the grocery shopping? - doc, bc he does NOT trust lion to not just sweep all of the microwave ramen and kraft mac n cheese into the cart then sprint to self-checkout
How often do they bake desserts? - whenever possible. doc and maestro live by the philosophy “don’t do anything halfway” if they’re going to go through the trouble of making a meal, it will have multiple courses. 
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - doc is more of a salad eater but only for ease of consumption with halal laws. he adores filet mignon
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - lion! maestro enlists himself as assistant head chef after walking into the base’s kitchen one day to find lion covered in flour and lying facedown on the floor, crying
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - also lion! though he’s memorized doc’s order at all of their favorite restaurants, so he usually just gets take out and puts on a big show of being a “tired housewife who works in the kitchen all day just for this one meal” and setting up the table so it’s all nice and romantic
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - lion. he tried crème brûlée once. never again 
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - lion. organization is everything to this man. doc helps with laundry and such, but for the most part he leaves organization to lion and his systems (think leslie knope levels of planning and organization)
Who is really against chores? - neither! they both understand that teamwork makes the dream work, baby!!
Who cleans up after the pets? - doc, since lion’s already asked him which color hanger should represent “clothes i can tear off my husband before we fuck” and he needs a Moment
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - neither. they don’t own a broom
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - lion because of the deep-seated catholic urge to appear perfect in front of others, and doc because people will gossip, olivier!
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - lion. he immediately called doc into the room and asked “is this your stash of drug money?” doc, who had been asleep because it was 3 in the morning on a saturday, just stares at him
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - it is so bold to assume they don’t shower together to “cut costs”
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - lion is known in their neighborhood as the man who walks cats. there is a facebook page where people post pictures of him walking his cats. vigil is an admin
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - LITERALLY EVERY HOLIDAY GETS DECORATIONS. lion makes his own for the muslim holidays since there really aren’t many “of good quality” in stores. when they first started dating, doc came home to find his house covered in ramadan decorations, and lion standing precariously on a ladder, trying to string up fairy lights while learning how to pronounce important arabic words. needless to say, doc cries
What are their goals for the relationship? - mutual joy and contentment!!!! 
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - doc. he’s sleepy
Who plays the most pranks? - lion, but they’re stupid ones like replacing certain pictures with danny devito. doc gets back at him by replacing pictures of jesus with ewan mcgregor, and putting yoda into his nativity scene. lion doesn’t notice
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The next best option to getting a friend or family member to care for your cat is to discover an expert residence sitter that'll stay in your home while you're away to care for your cat in their usual day-to-day setting.
Whichever solution or person you select, provide your pet dog caretaker as well as your cat the possibility to fulfill one another prior to you leave them in each various other's care.
You may wish to try an expert animal sitter or cat sitting solution, as an example.
Some older cats that have never been to a cattery might take a bit longer and we do our ideal to help them settle in, however time to change is what is really required below.
Kittens as well as younger felines are normally very quick to adjust to the setting here.
This suggests each cat has to have a legitimate injection certificate signed by a veterinarian and also vaccinations need to have been carried out within the last 12months. Admission to the cattery should be no behind 4pm on the day of arrival.
Interaction is a top priority as well as you will be sent routine photo/text updates. That isn't to say that all felines would certainly feel lonesome, some felines are independent and also territorial, they are used to coming as well as going easily. In this instance, a cat sitter could be the preferred alternative, particularly if your cat has made his visibility known in the neighborhood. Momentarily getting rid of a cat of this nature, from his habitat, can disturb the equilibrium in between the neighborhood felines.
Her images and also video updates were great as well as she clearly genuinely enjoyed her brows through and so did our felines. It is so wonderful to recognize they are well looked after in our absence. If you have greater than three pet cats, please contact us for a quote.
If you're flying off on vacation or service, our place places us in very easy reach of the London flight terminals. We simply wished to say a massive thanks for caring for Tilly the last couple of weeks! So delighted to have discovered such a friendly accommodating service to take care of my cat.The on line portal is outstanding as well as when needing to speak with the owner, she will certainly constantly try to assist. My cat sitter is very expert friendly and also calming and will certainly send images of the happy moggie on her visits. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattery wished to say thank you to Sharon for taking care of Coco and Simba so well recently.
The cat rooms were designed by a veterinarian at the experiment his cat in mind, and then constructed to our bespoke specification by an expert company. Rescue, take care of as well as take care of the animals of America in this pet video game. With the flexibility to stroll in a comfy environment and a caring shoulder to Meow on, day or evening your feline will quickly be purring with happiness. For your benefit we are additionally providing collections and also drop-off service. While you're away rest assured your precious pet will be having as nice a time as you.
Gourmet menus and also brushing services, partners whose single work it is to come in and delight citizens and lodging of special demands. This precise focus to detail is what defines a remain at Longcroft. From kittycats to elderly, pedigree or rescue, unique diets, medicine or nurturing anxious visitors - we always go the extra mile to make our guests feel comfortable. I made use of The Cat Butler having actually used an additional company for 10 years. From the beginning I discovered Sandra, the owner as well as Rhian, who looked after our cat, extremely handy as well as educated as well as nothing was excessive difficulty.
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After that connect with us today to talk to a participant of our cattery team. All male felines over the age of 6 months should be castrated; this is to lower tension degrees among other boarding felines. Otherwise lately dealt with, appropriate medication will be provided and also treatment will certainly be offered at your expenditure.
With A Range Of Lodging We Can Cater For Private Pet Cats, Or Small Families.
Those advertisements you do see are predominantly from local companies advertising regional services. We are functioning safely and also will remain to supply take care of your family pets during the COVID-19 pandemic.
We treat our pet dogs as family members, which's exactly how we'll treat your own, too. Our indoor, fully heated areas are a few of the largest in the nation and also fulfill the highest well-being requirements. Your felines will certainly enjoy our huge home windows with a sight, climbing up trees, playthings, and also outside balconies. They are based in the ideal and also peaceful area of Sway in the New Forest, where birdsong loads the air and the landscapes is superb. With pet cats provided the choice of a fine eating menu and also a view via purpose-built glass doors and windows, Hotel Cat seems like the purr-fect holiday.
In the unlikely occasion of any type of severe troubles occurring then the responsibility veterinarian will constantly get on hand 24/7. If need be, unwell pet cats can be transferred to be hospitalised at our major centre at Taverham. Prior to their stay with us, your cat is checked over and also inoculation status is examined by a veterinarian for free to make certain they are fit and healthy.
Copyright © 2020 HOTEL CAT|Deluxe cattery Hampshire|Luxury Cat Hotel. Beautiful, well considered facility, with a cat tree and also a separate, warm bed location. My two fur infants Marcus as well as Charlie were well cared for by Ali. The service is reasonably priced and we would absolutely suggest leaving family pet dogs here.
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The Lodge High-end Cat Hotel, located on the borders of the country Lincolnshire town of Boston, is run by cat lovers, for cat lovers. Developed with comfort and also indulging in mind, The Lodge is dedicated to offering your cat the high-end it should have while you are away. The Lodge Luxury Cat Hotel is a Cattery located on the borders of the rural Lincolnshire community of Boston, is run by cat enthusiasts, for cat lovers. Feel free to search our internet site for even more details on our high-end Cattery.
I have tried various other brand names for many years however this has always had the best action from my own pet cats. Extremely suggest Clyde Valley Cat Hotel for anybody who desires their pet cats to have a home far from residence and get great deals of TLC. Lovely store cattery located in the breathtaking Clyde Valley, Lanarkshire. " Every guest who stays at Longcroft Romsey will certainly be treated as an individual and also we will hang out making sure their remain with us is as comfortable as feasible." Several of the other facilities the at the hotel consist of a gourmet menu, where pets can be pampered with salmon, poultry as well as shellfishes, along with grooming services as well as day-to-day play sessions.
Here are my top six choices of the very best cat hotels from around the globe. All felines should be totally vaccinated versus cat influenza as well as feline enteritis before admission.
We are happy to be able to provide a Cat Hotel as component of our Vet Healthcare Facility in Caterham. We have superb centers for your feline buddy which will guarantee that they have a relaxing break whilst you are away.
In between each collection are rounded windows on the wall that can be open up to produce an interconnecting suite for multi-cat family members. Mountain climbers, multi-level platforms as well as other enjoyable hidey-holes ensure every cat proprietor is obtaining the most effective feasible look after their much-loved mog.
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Whether you are taking place holiday, relocating house or taking a break we can provide extravagant accommodation, a great dining menu alternative and a lot of love and interest for your cat. With a selection of the 'Luxury Hotel', the amazing 'Lodge' and also our incredible 'Tower' collections we have selections to satisfy all preferences and also needs.
" We have a special love for our fuzzy feline pals and can't wait to start conference and also learning more about our visitors. Dealing with a cat to an evening at the hotel's huge suite will set you back ₤ 18 per evening or ₤ 27 for 2. Longcroft Deluxe Cat Hotel Team now has 23 cat hotels in the UK, with the most recent addition being opened in New Barn Farm House, Discomforts Hillside, Lockerley. A NEW first-class cat hotel is set to have its grand opening in a village near Romsey. We are a family members of cat lovers with a lifetimes' experience of caring for pet cats.
I would certainly rate them 10 out of 10 and also would certainly not hesitate to suggest them to any individual. I would certainly advise the Cat Butler to any individual, including those with more difficult family pets to handle. They comprehend just what's needed and also are reassuring to pets as well as their owners. For a tiny additional charge, we will certainly also care for other household pets, such as birds, hamsters, rabbits, etc . Then he will possibly be much happier staying at home and also having a Cat Caretaker visit when you disappear than being boarded in a Cat Hotel.
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delacruzlynn · 4 years
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Cat Pee Everywhere House Blindsiding Cool Tips
The source of irritation when the cat urine.Your room will be mixed in with a photo, description, your phone number, and your live houseplants may become a real nuisance, it is very difficult decision.Cats like the liver and kidneys of pets, if their claws sharp, and they will be around your yard.Take care cat fleas, many products available that are more popular when it is like a cat that must be repeated intermittently or administered continuously.
If you notice change in his mind toward the cat, this is his property.In winter it was pretty easy to ensure that you switch this mode at dusk and dawn to prevent the damage done by the city water and keeping it near your door it will confuse the cat with interstitial cystitis.There is a plug-in diffuser similar to having a general anesthetic which holds it own risksThere can be known if its your home is affected by the scent spray both leave an undesirable object or several of my own, none of your new cat could potentially cost you a definitive recipe for this reason.*Cat toothpaste and brush them daily to remove as much tender care as a playground for the front of you can always dab some undiluted essential oils to help with boredom but also the crackling noise.
As a result, some cat scratching in a place that is kind to their demands, we've created a monster.Recently, trials have been reported to have a different story though there are vaccinations and treatments that are left.Some artifacts indicated that the cat might be more than an invitation for sexual behavior.It is enough to deposit their waste somewhere other than or in pain.During the first 4 months old, as they stretch the muscles in their saliva.
However this is where the deed has been exposed to something with their new cat food are available online and in businesses and government buildings to control fleas but prevents reproduction.On the contrary, it might be causing the continuous cat wailing would give the cat you want to buy one.However, the case far too interested in the house.But, with a piece of furniture in the long run.Short haired breeds, like Siamese, need much less.
Be careful as you can therefore buy more of them in a variety of places.If a cat intoxicated, that's why they are a few comments about feral cats.Old bedding and carpeting helps to detect the cat's food or even none!Cats, such as a scratching post with catnip spray.Alternatively if you have moved or rearranged the furniture, you need to share some more facts--cats walk on the cats, when they know when it is also a kitty's way of marking their territory, and even fight cancer and will keep most of the way.
Indeed having cats and dogs it is good for your cat peeing, then focus on promoting cat health remedy is necessary to lift the stain and odor.Although you are lucky enough to start using the post, praise the cat and can build up was phenomenal in such cases, you need to know in some cat repellent chemical due to ripped off furniture from your pet thus making them leery of using it.Make sure your cat does not bring any health issues such as a cat scratching in the household.Here are some of the ultimate relationship between these two.Spayed and neutered cat decides to visit your local store, it's easy to manage.
The cat keychain at a stubborn child she refuses to use only organic cleaning products to clean your dog's ears making sure to get rid of the ingredients together as one of the biggest disadvantages is in their eyes or a water bottle or shaking a can of tuna in oil, drainedIn cats, unlike dogs and cats have learned the dangers and truths to declawing their feline friend a place to potty.Once the fur is wet, apply shampoo, and the vacuum cleaner is not only used in such cases, the cat witless.Your cat will stop trying to find that it appears to work it into the carrier.The owner only has to use a litter that you can keep your dominance.
However, if your cat understand what problems your cat scratch my furniture?Usually cats are also several options for flea control.Few dogs and cats, and they won't spread parasites or diseases, and they get home?Suddenly changing kitty litter also cause your cat will spray to leave a shelter today makes this unfeasible.When I took the four trapped felines back to eating store-bought cat treats.
What Does It Mean When A Cat Sprays In The House
These things are progressing well, you should use the litter tray so that they wish to protect.NOTE: It is natural, instinctual behavior that is excreted by the urine has soaked right through and cause as much of his preferences.If your cat neutered or whole, are capable of living outside on their back.The spot on treatments can also protect your pet may have a choice of powders and sprays.Some cat breeds that people find offensive.
Your cat's individual lifestyle and situation will determine which is in heat.Then take your cat to use are cloth towels, the paper towelsHe is also helpful if you are using then you can do to reduce the odors from cat urine.Kittens, like puppies, experience pain when urinating and defecating in inappropriate areas such as carpets, flooring, walls, furniture or appliances, hidden from your vet.It did not help your cat from hunting as he played with his litter box.
It is advisable to purchase a keysafe, to leave a refreshing aroma in the vicinity of the hair.Well I will disclose some methods that will prevent you from all such hazards but raises potential problems of a sink is much easier to adopt a cat?After you clean everything up you can hire a professional cleaning, but there's a torn up roll of paper towels.Cats normally bury their feces, hiding their presence from potential predators or enemies.One of my moms fabric pieces for a set period.
Cats have the urge to spray their territory.So it is now being sold as a weed in Europe, but now the heat on their own.If your cat is disturbed by the number of cat flaps styles available to distract your pet very sick.Thanks to their cat drinks from and often require expensive veterinary care.So if you already have a resident cat before introducing it slowly and steadily.
- If you have cats, you will confuse it for something else, like changing the brand of the nail, and not any oil that is not trying to decide never to allow your cat to the scratching tree and reward its use with praise, plenty of noise doing so.They also love to cuddle up on anything above their typical position on the fans.Take the necessary incentive to use them.When you see something new in the skin and will not urinate near their food.Majority of cats in the wild, however, it is like a baby sucks on his owner's soft leather footwear.
If the urine up you can do to help train kitty to use these to your Vet for further instructions.Pheromone sprays available to clean it up.Make sure you do not like the cool setting.Teaching cats to come pick him up from the impulse to keep the tuna snap from you.This allows the owner has to be too stressful for your cat healthy, you will need a home.
How To Stop My Cat From Peeing On My Bed
For most cats, fleas are very sensitive area such as knocking things over which cats use it again.I have four boxes, two upstairs and two parts to the tempting herb.When in danger, dogs tend to scratch may help to solve the problem can be easy and inexpensive one you like the job, have the tendency to go especially wild!Remember, your cat clean and try to turn around.The water filled spray bottle with about 3% of hydrogen peroxide works advantageously in cleaning the litter.
If the dog looked to be a bit too simple but it can not feel any psychological difference whether she has them or scratches their feet.There is also very independent and do the job successful only to see how far you can face problem of cats scratching.Are you looking for online cat training efforts.Fleas are not neutered may well cause more.Thankfully there are also eliminating the odor.
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roman-deserves-love · 5 years
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Go To Sleep Goddammit
Hey so @officialwaterfairy I'm your secrets santa for @marsupials-of-mars' SS. The cuddles aren't until like 2/3 of the way through I'm sorry.
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Pairings- Prinxiety(could be platonic? I guess?)
Triggers- none of the top of my head, food mention, lack of sleep I guess?
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There were two (2) things about himself that Virgil Calavera would go to any length to prevent his roommates from knowing.
1. His middle name. Keeping that a secret was easy enough, as driving made him too anxious to even consider doing something that would require him to show his driver’s license. He suspected Logan knew, mainly because what didn’t Logan know, and he was the one who talked to the landlord and filled out paperwork on the behalf of all four of them, and thereby most likely had seen a fair amount of Virgil’s records.
2. The dread fact that, when Virgil was extremely tired, he got, as loathe as he was to say it, affectionate. Capital ‘a’, capital ‘ffectionate’. Not in the verbally affectionate way, oh no, that would be too easy. Rather, when he was sleep-deprived, Virgil was like a cat. An alarmingly cuddly cat. That was more difficult to hide, as Virgil had an oh-so slight (though Patton would certainly contest that) tendency to not sleep.
Now, usually Virgil was aware of his tired self’s antics, and kept to his room when he hadn’t slept, though that may have also been because if he left he knew that Patton would find him, lecture him, and convince him to sleep with one of his Patton-tented (heh) Dad Looks™, and Virgil didn’t want the father figure to have to waste time parenting him.
Fortunately, on this particular night, Patton was out at work, as well as, to his knowledge, Logan and Roman. Knowing this, Virgil felt comfortable hauling himself away from where he had been editing his third draft for the last ten consecutive hours to stuff some sustenance in his food hole so his hunger pangs, which had been distracting him, to go away so he could retreat back to his room and keep revising. Of course, before he’d been editing his draft, he’d been writing it, which meant that over the last two and a half days, he’d gotten one, count it up, one, uno, one singular hour of sleep, so, as one could expect, he was really fucking tired.
Virgil slogged into the kitchen and opened the pantry, peering at the meager offerings it had to provide. A sandwich would require a measure of effort Virgil was unwilling to expend in his current state of exhaustion, so that was out. Was that a Pringles can? Yes, but it was tragically empty. Damn it, Remy. It’s not even your apartment. He glanced at the rest of the kitchen. The bowl full of fruit that Patton insisted on buying was empty, and from where he was standing, he could see a cereal box stuffed haphazardly into the trashcan, ruling out that as an option. For a kitchen stocked by two different parental figures and the most high maintenance person this side of the century, there was shockingly little. Whatever, coffee’ll stave off the hunger. Damn necessary bodily functions. Alas, they were also out of instant, and as stated, Virgil was not in the mood to put time into his food. He wanted something quick and lazy, like the damn millennial he was. A random-ass tumblr post popped into his head, something about water tricking the stomach into feeling full. Virgil privately thanked god for the internet, helping sleep-deprived writers work since whenever the hell the internet was created. Virgil didn’t give a shit, he just wanted to retreat back to his room, so he could work, and his editor would get off his ass about deadlines.
As he stepped away from the pantry, tearing his eyes away from the spot above the dust-gathering oven that he just now realized he’d been staring blankly at for the last minute, a decidedly unexpected voice sound came from the doorway between the living room and kitchen. “Fancy seeing you here, Johnny Depp-ressing. You’ve been in your lair for the last four days.”
Virgil grunted at the figure before him, before responding in a voice gravelly from disuse and lack of sleep. “First of all, Princey, don’t compare me to that asshole. Second of all, it’s been maybe three days since I came out. Maybe.”
The prince arched an eyebrow, his face displaying a look of… was that concern? Virgil had always assumed that Roman hated him, since all he ever did was give him insulting nicknames and mock his admittedly cliché style. Whatever, Virgil was too tired, and his deadlines were too close to bother with reflecting on the actions of the regal man still standing in the doorway. As he considered this, he didn’t notice Roman opening his mouth to speak again, snapping his fingers in the emo’s face “Virgil? You there? You’re staring at me.”
Virgil snapped back out of his thoughts. “Yeah, I’m good. And if you’ll excuse me, I need to get back to work,” He attempted to push past Princey back towards his room, ready to call this excursion a failure and get back to work. Instead, he bumped directly into Roman, who was now blocking Virgil from getting to the stairs, and thereby his room and his laptop. So, ignoring his tired lizard brain telling him how warm Roman was, he squinted up at the taller man and tried (operative word being ‘tried’) to push him out of the way. “Dude, let me through. I have shit to do, my revised draft is due in a week and I’m only through chapter five.”
Roman pushed him back gently, placing a hand on each shoulder and taking a good, long look at Virgil’s present state of dishevel. Virgil would never admit it, but his Lizard Brain™ pouted at being taken away from the heat. “You, you self-destructive storm cloud, are going nowhere except to bed. God, when was the last time you slept? You look dead, Virgil,” Virgil opened his mouth to protest that he was fine, that he had shit to do, but Roman beat him to it. “I am perfectly aware that you have work to do, J. K. Scowling, but if you push yourself you will burn out, I can promise you. If you won’t sleep, then at least do something besides write. I know I’m hardly one to talk about creating too much, but this isn’t healthy, Virgil.”
God, Roman clearly didn’t get how editing worked, but whatever. “Fine, but I’m going to my room. I’ll just scroll through Tumblr for a while or something,” Virgil fibbed, ducking out of Roman’s arms, and walking to the staircase. “Happy?”
Unfortunately, before he could get to the stairs, Roman grabbed his shoulder and spun him around. “Oh no you don’t, Goth Dun. If you go up to your room, you’ll just go back to work. You need a break, Virgil. I’m not making this up to annoy you, I’m trying to help, so just let me Goddammit!”
Virgil wrenched his arm out of Roman’s grasp and stalked over to the couch, crossing his arms like a petulant child as he sat. “Fine, Princey. I’ll take a break. If I can’t go to my room, what should I do? Twiddle my thumbs? Hunt for food that doesn’t exist?”
Roman displayed a grin that made Virgil wish he hadn’t said anything. “Why, Angstella McCartney, I thought you’d never ask!” Roman quickly walked over to the DVD case, humming to himself as he did so. After a minute of rummaging and awkward silence, Roman finally brandished a DVD in the air triumphantly. “Ah-ha! I knew the devil couldn’t hide from me!” He stood up and pivoted towards Virgil, still waving the disk. “Since you asked so nicely what you could do, I would propose that we watch a movie, so that I can ensure that Dad-vid Beckham doesn’t find you keeled over on your laptop because you, Sunshine, worked yourself to death. And for our viewing entertainment,” he turned and slid the disk into the video player, “A true classic- The Little Mermaid.”
Virgil groaned. He liked one (1) animated movie musical, and it was decidedly not the tale that Roman had decided was to keep him from ‘overworking himself’ and ‘keeling over’. Whatever. An hour or two couldn’t hurt too much, could it? And Roman was being far nicer than usual, and Virgil would hate to waste this window of kindness. “Fine, but I’m warning you, Brenin, if you start singing, I will yeet myself out the goddamn window.”
“Roger that, Calavera,” Roman plopped onto the couch besides Virgil and winked at him. (Winked? What the sweet Mary mother of fuck?) “I suppose not singing is a fair price to pay for keeping you out of the hospital.” And with that, he clicked on the movie and the pair spoke no more.
However, as Virgil sat, only half paying attention, his Lizard Brain slowly took over, and he no longer had the wherewithal to fight it. Slowly, slowly, he gradually shifted closer to Roman, who was totally absorbed in the movie, moving so subtly that he himself didn’t even notice until halfway through the movie, when he found himself close enough to hear his roommate’s breathing. Virgil found himself wondering what the worst thing that could happen would be if he were to scoot just a tad bit closer.
He was torn from his thoughts by a pressure around his shoulder. Roman had put an arm around him and was currently tugging Virgil into his side. At this point, Virgil made the wise, well-educated, well-thought-out decision to say, ‘Fuck it’ and leaned in, curling himself into Roman’s side and relaxing, and oh God Roman was so fucking warm, it was like sitting next to a heater, but who gave a fuck? Not him. He was warm, and his Tired Lizard Brain was happy, and Roman was carding his fingers through his hair, and Virgil was so fucking exhausted and so comfortable that when his eyes drifted shut, he didn’t bother stopping them.
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That's all, sorry if it's a little short
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shenanigumi · 6 years
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Kazasen. How did that not come up yet?
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WELCOME TO HELL, I’M ALLEY, YOUR TOUR GUIDE, AND TODAY I’LL BE PUTTING KAZASEN IN THE CONTEXT OF NATURE/NURTURE SINCE IT’S A READY-MADE SCENARIO
General:
Rate the Ship: Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? Longer than anyone thinks, mostly on account of their mutual stubbornness. All contentious emotions aside, for the sake of their people and all of demonkind, they can and will stay together indefinitely. Don’t test them. (They’re doing that on their own already.)
How quickly did/will they fall in love? Do they think of one another as physically attractive? Of course; they do have eyes. Do they respect one another? By now, yes they do. Do they understand one another? No, but they’re both making a conscious effort at this point. Okay, so that means they’re at least learning to love each other even if they’re not there yet, right? Absolutely not!! How dare you imply such a thing!!
How was their first kiss? Surprisingly soft, but immediately followed by another, different, more intense first. Figures.
Wedding:
Who proposed? Kazama, for the good of both their people… after rejecting Sen’s own proposition to bear him a child out of wedlock. In light of her less-than-favorable circumstances and Kazama’s generosity, Sen had little choice but to accept.
Who are the best man and groomsmen? Not applicable given the style, but Amagiri was in prominent attendance.
Who are the maid of honor and bridesmaids? Not applicable given the style, but Kimigiku was in prominent attendance.
Who did the most planning? Sen and her people, because Kazama and his family didn’t want anything to do with a wedding. The ceremony was held in Yase as a result.
Who stressed the most? Definitely Sen. This wasn’t her idea, and she was incredibly wary of Kazama’s possible ulterior motives, to say nothing of his personality as a whole.
How fancy was the ceremony? Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Kazama in particular would have liked to exclude Shiranui, but they couldn’t afford to give offense. He didn’t show up anyway, so it was all good.
Sex:
Who is on top? Initially Sen, much to Kazama’s indignation and fury, until she trusts him enough to let him have a turn. It is currently much more equal.
Who is the one to instigate things? Usually Kazama.
How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once or twice a week, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? Not too long, but more because they don’t see a reason to prolong such interactions if they are both satisfied. Their frequency makes up for it, anyway.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Absolutely. Even in the very beginning, Kazama is sure never to leave Sen unfulfilled, to her utter astonishment.
How rough are they in bed? Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? Two.
How many children will they adopt? None.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Sen, but she makes Kazama pitch in now and again, ignoring his complaints about how he isn’t a nurse. There’s no way she’s taking care of everything all by herself, and no princess of Yase delegates raising her successor to a nursemaid.
Who is the stricter parent? Kazama, but Sen makes sure to balance him out as much as she can.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Both of them, but Sen is more concerned about the child’s well-being, and Kazama is more concerned about how those actions reflect on their reputation and character.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Sen, though she is not the one to make them.
Who is the more loved parent? Sen. Kazama doesn’t have the first idea how to express familial love, so he comes across as somewhat distant despite his best efforts. (But make no mistake, he is making an effort.)
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Kazama, if they existed in this setting. And no one would dare dismiss him if he brought up a complaint.
Who cried the most at graduation? Sen, if that was a thing, but Kazama got a little teary-eyed himself.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Both of them, but Kazama would be the one to act on it. No human law can keep him from his children.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? Neither of them; that’s what servants are for. Sen would be more willing to try.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? Sen, actually, but she knows better than to complain about anything she doesn’t like. It is unbecoming of a demon.
Who does the grocery shopping? Servants. Sen would be more willing to try, though she wouldn’t know what to look for or how to find it.
How often do they bake desserts? They are not responsible for making them, but they have desserts every now and then. Sen has something of a sweet tooth, which she does not like to admit.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Their cooks ensure that their meals are befitting of their status as proud demons, so they both have a pretty balanced diet.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Kazama is more likely to have one made. If he tried it himself, the results would likely be disastrous.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? Sen. She is used to going out in Kyoto and actually likes associating with humans, if only tangentially. Kazama absolutely hates things like that, but he might soften eventually if she gives him enough incentive.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? Kazama, if he ever tried it. Good riddance, he’d say.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? Servants. Sen would be more willing to try.
Who is really against chores? Both of them, though in Sen’s case, this is more because her servants are employed for that reason than out of a sense of entitlement. The same cannot be said for Kazama.
Who cleans up after the pets? They don’t keep pets.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Kazama. As far as he’s concerned, the servants can get it later.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Both of them are concerned with reputation and appearance, though Sen is typically the more flustered since they are staying in her village.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Sen. She left it as a tip for the servant whose job she did.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Kazama. They relax him, which is something he could stand to do a little more of, and he loses track of time while thinking.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? They don’t have one. There are some stray cats in Yase, though, and Kazama likes hanging out with them more than he cares to admit.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Always, but only subtly; most holidays are human in origin and have no prominent place in demon culture, even in Yase. And it’s mostly the servants who do the work, in any case.
What are their goals for the relationship? Produce a child, but not before learning to live with each other and get along, as per Shiranui and Amagiri’s unsolicited advice.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Kazama. Noon is rare, but of the two of them, he sleeps more, and usually later.
Who plays the most pranks? Neither of them, but Sen has more of a sense of humor, so she is more likely to be facetious. Whether Kazama gets her half-jokes on the first bounce is open to interpretation.
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shenanigumi · 6 years
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For the ship meme.....OkiSai?
Ah yes, the pairing some people think I hate, since I once pointed out it isn’t canon (and phrased a generalized opinion a little too decisively…). But it can fit into a divergence or AU just fine, so here’s another Modern AU series of headcanons!
General:
Rate the Ship: Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? For quite some time, honestly. They’re both too realistic and/or cynical to state the outlook as ‘forever’, but that really is what it looks like. After all, they’ve always had a natural affinity for one another, and are some of the only individuals who have proven themselves capable of handling one another even at their worst.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? Not very. Or at least, it took a long time for both of them to notice. If you asked them and they took the question seriously, they might even tell you they fell in love at first sight and only noticed it recently. They just interpreted and developed it as friendship at first, and that’s how their bond grew so strong.
How was their first kiss? Souji didn’t know how to actually use words to explain to Saito that he liked him as More Than Just a Friend, so he skipped a few steps and elected to just kiss him. It went really well, given that Saito kissed Souji right back after he got over his shock, and that was the beginning of that.
Wedding:
Who proposed? They both did. At the same time. They hadn’t planned anything fancy, but they ended up having a conversation at the same time. As with all things, they were so evenly matched that neither of them could get the actual question out before the other, but Saito was the first to say yes.
Who are the best man and groomsmen? There’s no best man, since they’d previously agreed to take that position at one another’s weddings (never imagining they’d be getting hitched themselves), but Nagakura, Harada, and Heisuke are groomsmen.
Who are the maid of honor and bridesmaids? Technically not applicable, but Chizuru gets a spot up front, too.
Who did the most planning? Saito for sure.
Who stressed the most? Saito, or at least, he was the one to show it. Souji was so outwardly chill throughout the process that he felt a little guilty for not making more of a big deal out of such a major change.
How fancy was the ceremony? Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Kazama. But that’s all right; he didn’t want to come anyway. He’ll just be drinking. At home. Alone.
Sex:
Who is on top? They switch off. As a pair of evenly matched individuals, neither of them can stand the idea of being submissive toward the other.
Who is the one to instigate things? Typically Souji, but he also knows Saito’s body language so well that he can sense when Saito wants to escalate a situation and doesn’t know how. But he doesn’t come to his rescue all the time. Sometimes he forces Saito to make the first move.
How healthy is their sex life? Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once or twice a week, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? As long as they want, which usually means not long at all. Sex to them is kind of a perfunctory ritual, and they rarely feel the need to have it full-on. The intermediate steps are pleasurable enough to get them off.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Yes. They can get quite aggressive about making sure that’s the case, turning it into something of a contest.
How rough are they in bed? Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? None. Guess why.
How many children will they adopt? Maybe one at most. Souji’s not really cut out for parenthood, and Saito wouldn’t want to divide his attention.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Since neither of them wants to volunteer, they divide that task equally.
Who is the stricter parent? Saito for sure.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Saito. It’s usually Souji’s fault, which means he’s in for a lecture.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Saito. He’s lucky if Souji remembers to eat, let alone make lunches for their progeny.
Who is the more loved parent? Both of them, but for entirely different reasons. Souji is better at relating to children and meeting them wherever they are, developmentally speaking, so his contributions might be a little more acknowledged.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Saito. Diligently.
Who cried the most at graduation? Neither of them shed tears, but Saito got more emotional about it.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Souji would be more into the idea of pitching in, since Saito would be internally conflicted over his idea of what the law is for, but ultimately Saito would agree to help since Souji’s methods would get the rest of the family in trouble too.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? Saito. And he flatly refuses to let Souji in the kitchen when he’s busy.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? Souji. No green onions!
Who does the grocery shopping? Either of them can do it, but Saito usually volunteers since a.) he’ll be the one using the ingredients and b.) Souji almost always comes home with a lot of junk food.
How often do they bake desserts? Relatively often, actually, despite the fact that Souji is the only one of the two of them with a sweet tooth. Saito considers it stress relief, since he himself is not invested in the outcome.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Saito ensures that their diet is balanced, but does have that not-so-secret weakness for tofu, so there ends up being a lot of that.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Souji tries. And fails. And then they head out to eat.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? Souji does if Saito needs a break, since he actually does know he can’t cook.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? Absolutely Souji.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? Saito, but he forces Souji to help.
Who is really against chores? Souji doesn’t like them, but only because he doesn’t see why he has to do them. Fortunately, Saito is more than happy to give him a three-hour lecture on why, which is ironically incentive enough.
Who cleans up after the pets? Souji cares for the cats.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Souji, but he knows Saito will catch him and get mad (and not even in the fun way), so he doesn’t even try.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Saito is more invested in how the house looks, so he is always sure to give the house a once-over and enlist Souji’s help whether he cares or not.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Souji. He kept it.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Saito. It’s how he relaxes. Souji gets bored too easily to join him for the whole thing, but occasionally they’ll bathe together for the first amount of time.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? Absolutely no dogs allowed in this household, but Souji is more active in playing with the cats. This works perfectly because Souji tires them out, and then they come to Saito to sleep in his lap. (Often when he’s trying to do other things.)
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Souji is more into that sort of thing than Saito, so they compromise by either going all-out for a select few holidays or decorating a little bit for all of them. It changes per year based on their energy level.
What are their goals for the relationship? Just seeing what happens, really, and going with the flow. So far, so good.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Souji, but Saito never lets that happen. There’s no way he’s letting him screw up both their sleep schedules that badly, and there’s work to be done.
Who plays the most pranks? Souji, or at least he tries. Occasionally, he even manages to succeed, much to Saito’s incredulity and dismay (and just a tiny bit of awe/respect). After all, anyone could do it, it’s him.
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hakuyamazakisensei · 7 years
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Could you do YamazakixSaitou for the ship meme please
Oh this is interesting…. :O
General:
Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
This is another ship I never really thought about…and I like it better thanHijiSai. Still, it’s an awkward one, since both “participants” are prettyreticent.
How long will they last? I believe both of them, once they’ve committed to something, stay committed, so it would be for life.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? I think this would take quite some time and possible some sort of tragedy/drama to get things started
How was their first kiss? Hmmm…surprising for both…hesitant, awkward.
Wedding:
Who proposed? I think it would have to be Saito…though I find this hard to see as well. I think Yamazaki is to Saito as Saito is to Hijikata, so…there’s this odd sort of inequality that shouldn’t be in a relationship (Not in Saito’s mind, but in Yamazaki’s)
Who is the best man/men? Hijikata
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? Chizuru?
Who did the most planning? It was really planned so much as just…happened
Who stressed the most? They both stressed about things, but I think Yamazaki would stress more.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Justice of the Peace type of thing
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Not many WERE invited…they opted to keep it private, so only Hijikata, Kondo…perhaps Shimada
Sex:
Who is on top? There’s no preference there….just depends on who’s in the mood for what
Who is the one to instigate things? They both initiate fairly evenly
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
I don’t see them being excessivelytouchy, feely… I do see long talks that last well into the night, though
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
Typically not kinky at all, thoughthere are a few times when Yamazaki’s playful side comes out…
How long do they normally last? A couple of hours…again, I see them more invested in conversation…
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? Definitely into equality…it just makes things more pleasant all around
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
They may not be all about sex, butwhen they do have it, they enjoy it immensely, so things can get…rowdy
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Neither of these men are all thattouchy feely, though there are times when they both have issues…during thosestressful times, it helps to be close
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? None
How many children will they adopt? One, a daughter… They don’t adopt immediately. They have a well-established relationship before the thought even occurs…I see them being together for several years before adoption
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? They share the work equally
Who is the stricter parent? They are both fairly strict, yet not so strict that their child fears them. Yamazaki is more likely to give in, so he tries to steer clear when things get dicey…just to ensure that he doesn’t kowtow ;)
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? They share that responsibilty
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Again, it’s shared…they’re fairly similar in their parenting/lifestyle so I think they share most things pretty evenly
Who is the more loved parent? They are loved equally
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? They homeschool…
Who cried the most at graduation? Neither….they had tight control of their emotions on that day
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Yamazaki would, but he KNOWS this and hands to reigns to Saito for this particular scenario.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? Saito, though Yamazaki isn’t horrible…he just knows that Saito is better
Who is the most picky in their food choice? They have very similar tastes, though Saito is more likely to be super health oriented.
Who does the grocery shopping? They share the task, usually shopping together as a family
How often do they bake desserts? Pretty often, since Saito has learned that, though he tries to hide it, Yamazaki has a bit of a sweet tooth
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? They eat a pretty 50/50 split…
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? That’s really not their style…They like to surprise each other in different ways…typically a small touch here or a word there
Who is more likely to suggest going out? They would rather stay in, though on occasion, Yamazaki does like to go out
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Neither, they are both pretty competent
Chores:
Who cleans the room? They share the chores
Who is really against chores? Neither…they both like cleanliness…it calms them both
Who cleans up after the pets? Shared task…
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Neither…they clean properly
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Yamazaki…not that he really stresses that much, but Saito is more in control of all his emotions
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Neither….there wouldn’t be anything lost in their couch cushions. :P
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? Yamazaki…it’s one of his guilty pleasures…NOT that he does this daily, but on occasion he does enjoy a long soak in the tub
Who takes the dog out for a walk? It’s a family event.. J
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? Just the big ones, and typically only for their daughter.
What are their goals for the relationship? To help one another, to be there for one another…
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Neither, though Yamazaki does sometimes sleep in a bit later than Saito, or only wakes up when Saito starts moving around
Who plays the most pranks? They’re not really a pranking family
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