#I’ll edit this if I think of any more Therapist Stories bc she’s ac insane sometimes (affectionate)

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I’ve written ab my therapist so much in tag reblogs that I felt the need to make a dedicated post about why I love her, so without further ado here’s a list of my favourite Therapist Moments:

- gave me advice on how to hide smoking from my (mildly psycho) helicopter parents

- tells me (almost every session) that I’m the best kid she works with (I won therapy guys I got an A)

- I was telling her ab this friend who had a crush on me and was making me rly uncomfortable and I was like “I could either be a shitty friend and ghost them OR be nicer and tell them how I feel” and she said “okay why don’t you try the second one” and I said “well I already ghosted them” and she honestly just sat there and said “that’s hilarious good for you” and gave me a high five

- (cw slight violence) when she was my age her friend gave her an industrial piercing by burning a sewing needle and sticking an apple behind her ear to stab thru *** that’s double crazy bc if u fuck up an industrial half ur face could end up paralyzed BUT IT WORKED

- speaking of piercings girl has more than I do AND TATTOOS

- has cried twice over shit that’s happened in my life (once in session and once after I stormed out on her)

- will let me lie on the floor of her office for sessions and will also lie on the floor next to me

- the most girls girl you’ve ever met

- works out of a shady ass house with three other therapists almost an hour away from the city I live in and I have no idea who owns it bc she def doesn’t

- watches any show I rec AND reads any book I tell her ab

- legit just. Acts like a friend. Yeah she’s my therapist but we can have convos

- talks a lot and WILL go on tangents sometimes (I’m p bad at conversation so this makes me personally feel a lot more comfortable, especially if I’m tired or had a bad week)