#I’m gonna mcfreakin lose it folks

[anxietychronic-thisassiconic]

Not my mom telling me she doesn’t understand why I still have anxiety when my sister supposedly got over her dyslexia and that she thought I would just “grow out of it” like she did 🙄🙃

[mrs-gauche]

It's time for Gamescom... again!

aka the only live event in gaming that I don't need to stay up all night for (please Mr Keighley, have some mercy for european time folks..) And yet another year I'm sitting here, watching this show that will 99% revolve around games I don't care in the slightest about. 😂

I know there won't be anything DA related (pretty sure they're saving that for the Game Awards this year! 👀), but as always, I'm gonna get me the clown wig and some nachos and be happy for the people who actually get a trailer for their most anticipated games. 🙃

But JUST IN CASE this might be the last post I make before there's an *actual substantial trailer for this game we've been waiting for for eight long years*... It was nice knowing you guys, cuz I'm gonna. Mcfreakin. Lose it. 💀

[im-365-so-stressed]

rant time

jameela jamil coming out as queer is so fucking irrelevant like why are we even talking about it

like she gets backlash over something that’s super valid and all she has to do is go “guess what i’m queer” and suddenly everything’s ok????

also don’t even get me started on her ranting about being oppressed on twitter like that

LIKE BRO

YOU WERE BORN IN THE UK IN A FAIRLY LIBERAL ENVIRONMENT 

AND YOU’VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A RICH WHITE MAN FOR THE PAST ALMOST FIVE YEARS

HOW FUCKING OPPRESSED COULD YOU BE

if she says anything along the lines of “being brown and queer is hard” again i’m gonna mcfreakin lose it folks

[thesinglelogbridge]

QOAAD Thoughts

My sister and I usually read Shadowhunter books at the same time, and discuss it as we go. But this time she's been too busy to read it so I had to write all my thoughts down instead, and it was a very emotional experience for me. Please enjoy:

• Everytime Mark bows I nut

• Emma gots to RIP off julian's blood stained clothes in the sexiest way possible.

• If you were gonna get naked anyway, why did you both get into the shower wearing CLOTHES

• When Magnus puts the spell on Julian

• I have some very mixed feelings about the Jessa baby.

• Like on the one hand yay, but on the other hand Jem is gonna die, and Tessa basically cut off contact with her children and grandchildren when Will died and it was really hard and painful and she couldn't bear to see her children die and now she's gonna go through that all over again???

• Also how old are her eggs??

• She's gone through so many periods...

• Hot! Faerie! Threesome!

• Fuck okay Julian

• FUCK, OKAY JULIAN!!!

• Mark is so precious

• " I want to make it clear that I did not engineer the interruption of the harpyia demon," Mark said, "and was indeed eager to continue with our sexual congress." Ooh baby talk dirty to me

• Why would Magnus put that spell on Julian?? It seems very??? Ill advised?????

• Also like Damn, Julian, that's cold.

• Mark, Kieran and Cristina are definitely going to end up in a polyamorous relationship and I'm not mad at it.

• Those three are my fave characters.

• Tavvy hugging Kieran is wholesome tm

• As if Sebastian himself wasn't bad enough he had to go an leave an heir

• I kind of... like Ash??

• Listen, I didn't like City of Lost Souls that much, and I definitely don't like Sebastian and I'm not happy to be in a world where that whole mess is still going on.

• LIVVY!!!!! I MISSED YOU, BABE

• I don't get what the point of Thule is at all like a weird post apocalyptic interlude that doesn't seem to have a ton of bearing on actual plot.

• FUCK

• Cassandra Clare puts all the haters who call Clary selfish and dumb on blast.

• Post apocalyptic Tessa is making me very Emo

• Oof that's rough Diana just outed Diana.

• So as far as I can tell Cassie Clare confirmed the multiverse theory just so that they could get a second copy of a sword, and as a big screw you to anyone that hates Clary.

• I love that when Jace prays he's like, raziel, it's me ya homie, do me a solid.

• Imma be so mad if they break all parabati bonds

• Jace is psyched out of his mind that Kit wants a weapon, it's so cute. Also he for real salutes him and runs away to find him one.

• Sometimes I forget how much I love the OG characters.

• Please don't break the parabati bonds

• Ty trying to necromance Livia resolved quicker than I thought it would... a little too quick.

• Mark and Kieran are like we're going after Christina because of uhh.... traps!

• Oh no Ty baby what is you doing

• He needs some milk

• I swear to god Emma, if you destroy all parabati I'm gonna mcfreakin lose it.

• I love that Kieran just publically kisses both of them and everyone is like 👀

• Ragnor wearing a Ragnor lives t shirt: truly as iconic as they come.

• What the fuck and hell???

• WHAT THE FUCK????????

• Don't love this whole giant nephilim thing

• Jace: self described filthy pervert.

• Why would the cohort killing themselves be a bad thing????

• I love the mental image of Jace, Kieran and Simon playing their instruments together, especially because Jace probably mostly knows classical music, Kieran knows faerie folk songs exclusively, and Simon plays rock.

• Really?? I have to wait for The Wicked Powers for Kit and Ty to make up????

[she-who-is-timey-wimey]

Brigitte Lindholm

If I have to hear one more person call Brigitte Lindholm, the girl who’s intention is saving folks from themselves, the girl who has a 250 health, who carries a small shield and a ranged mele weapon, the girl who uses health packs and armor buffs, a paladin instead of THE CLERIC SHE CLEARLY IS, one more time, I’m gonna mcfreakin lose it

[noretreatnancy]

Uhm

I thought Sammy was winding up to be like “I’m leaving the show” and I was gonna mcfreakin lose it folks