#I’m in rarepair hell

[avva-cados]

Akai & Ran 🖤🩷 THE Black + Pink duo

Pose referenced from: @emtfira

[fumifooms]

Mickrin

Fifth entry of my “Dunmeshi rarepairs I will birth with my own hands if I have to” series. This one’s straight up embarrassing, like of course the shadow version of Chilchuck and Marcille would get me.

It suddenly grabbed me out of nowhere. What got me thinking about it is this exchange, first comic third panel, because like… Woah. He knows she has a thing for Kabru? Or something. And he has NO FEAR. Like it’s so forward and has 0 pretenses lmao. And then I thought… And oh no. Oh no.

"I can fix him" x "I can make her worse"

Very uptight and strict and rules-following and too self-aggrandizing tbh x will not hesitate to insult you to your face and sleazy and free spirit…. Kuro is involved in an ot3 of sorts in my head and basically they drag her into Situations of various moral standing aka scams or idk going to a club god forbid. I think she needs to relax and get taken down 1 peg maybe, and I think he needs like…….. Someone to teach him what is unhealthy lmao, also remind him to get work benefits, and if they can like get to feel safe and comfy with one another (and god just the road there would be a beautiful trainwreck to watch) they would be gossip besties worsties.

Kabru needs to be the epitome of morals but like, if it’s Mickbell she can lower the bar… Just for him… <3 She can fix him just a little and she’ll be like "wow! Ok I can settle for this amount of upstanding behavior from you Mickbell you get a gold star"

I never expected it ok I read this extra expecting nothing and god knows why I saw him be like "hey u like Kabru right. You’re his babysitter right. Which poor sap is being Kabru’s maid" with 0 fear and her being so casually pissed back at him and idk, how they’re so comfy being not polite with one another but they’re still coworkers-friends despite it… Crazy for how prickly they both are that they manage that much. They bicker and see each other as annoying at best but weirdly dependable and friends despite it all and……….. I am going to grow them in a lab and observe how I can make it work

MICKBELL IS A REBOUND MORE AT 9??? Maybe Rin and Mickbell have a one night stand and then the aftermath dynamic is this….. She probably regrets it. And then it gets more complex and grows into something odd as she becomes hyperaware of him and they have this little complicity thing going on….

I think cuddling with Kuro (who would be more like a platonic protective & soothing presence in his and Rin’s relationship rather than romo) would destress her actually I think she needs and deserves it. Go to a dog cafe bbygirl it’ll fix you. So what I’m saying is the three of them watch a movie and Rin and Mickbell are sitting on Kuro’s laps and everyone is so comfy. Kuro’s legs die halfway through but he’s self-sacrificing it’s fine….. Actually Mick is on his laps Rin’s just nuzzled into his side. There, fixed. I am so weirdly invested in them… They’re funky to think about. Rin seeing Mickbell and Kuro like "you guys are aware that what you two have is fucked up right" and then joining them in the messy dynamic 🤝  Put them in situations. That will be all.

The sheer amount of sass on their own, let alone together…

Make them get drunk together it’ll be glorious

[leemillion]

Presnik propaganda (for those in rare pair hell. You know who you are 👹)

For those who say they don’t have anything in common. That’s one of the best parts! Not to mention they actually DO have some things in common thank you U-U

For one they’re both REALLY FRICKING LOUD. THEY ADDRESS THIS. PRESTON IS NEAR CONSTANT YELLING. NIKKI IS VERY VERY LOUD. IT WORKS. LOUD DUO HOURS BABY‼️‼️‼️ WE LOVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE LITTLE TO NO VOLUME CONTROL <3

They both have desperate fucking sweet tooths. Like look at this:

Desperate I tell you

ADHD. That is all

They’re both insanely energetic and passionate in their own weird little way.

And now for one of my favorite tropes: A not so masculine boy & a not so feminine girl. It is quite literally perfect. Screw societal gender roles these fuckers do what they want!!! Nikki’s tomboyish and adventurous and fucking loves getting dirty. Preston on the other hand is damn near the opposite!! Hates getting dirty, can be pretty feminine at times (he slayed in that Victorian dress fit 🥹), and fucking faints whenever he witnesses t̸̢̠̘̩͓̂̇͘h̶̺̝͒̏̔͐͝ẽ̶̢͚̮̫̗ ̴͚̬͓͍̄h̸͔̗̫̩̟͗̇̓õ̸̫͉̓̊͒r̷̫͒̚ŗ̴͔͙͕̤̄̈́͂o̶̧͈͕͎͛ŕ̵̝ṣ̸͊̕👹 (in short not usually adventurous. Kind of a pussy but I love him for that 🥰)

But yes that is all! I make this in honor of @rice-croquette 😌 enjoy fellow rare pair enjoyer!

-Sincerely a multishipper just tryin to get by in this world

[phantoms-rain]

Sometimes I look at all of my ships that I would literally die for and I’m like….lmao I really should just crawl in a storm drain and start handing out red balloons because what the fuck is wrong with me

[coffee-at-annies]

Penguins twitter will not tell me who was flirting with Jarry

Hey canesblr can I get a player ID? Staring at the roster, I’m like 90% sure it’s Martinook but I wanna know™️. Idk how they know each other but those smiles are too good.

Edit: confirmed it’s Martinook but I wanna know if there’s lore™️

[zo0pl0op]

update: is click and horropedia and pavia shipped together anything (yes i am just shoving my favorite characters together but)

listen people already ship click x horropedia and also i’ve seen pavia x horropedia around and i personally think click and pavia should kiss so…..

bats my comically large eyes

[grelleswife]

Spy x Family’s canon: Fiona only perceives Yor as a romantic rival for Twilight’s affections and is consumed by jealousy of and antagonism towards her.

Me, knee-deep in my delusions: But what if Yor’s warmth and kindness melted Nightfall’s icy exterior? What if the spy’s contempt gave way to admiration as she realized Yor’s true capabilities, both in the field and within the Forger household? What if, the harder Fiona looked for things to hate in the other woman, the more she found to love?

[fandomsoda]

word-heavy Xvials moodboard as a gift for a mutual (and also very self-indulgent, but whatever)! @dinosaurzzz

[the-sword-lesbian]

I’m not out here trying to start Softya vs Katiella ship discourse but I’m just saying

Mariella’s still alive

Katya didn’t kill her

You know, like she did Sofia

[emily-mooon]

POV: You ship Stacey and Young Neil together and want to read a fic for them

AO3:

One fic, they are also a side pairing (that hasn’t even shown up yet!)

FF.Net:

Around seven or more fics for them. All are from the early 2010s, haven’t updated in years, and all vary in quality

Wattpad:

You went here to see if there was something for them that’s recent and you found nothing. Low key a waste of your time, but it was worth a shot

You immediately run back to the one palatable fic on FF.Net cause it’s better than nothing, and checking each of their character tags on AO3 to see if someone posted something for them (spoiler no one has)

[callmedylan]

Hostel (2005) fanart in 2024 is crazy. Anyone who likes this movie PLS BMF. I’m so desperate to talk about them

(I DO NOT SUPPORT ELI ROTH NOR THE PROBLEMATIC IMAGERY SHOWN THROUGHOUT THE FILM GET TF OFF MY PAGE OF YOU DEFEND ANY OF THAT)

[nanocados]

Ik solotan is one of the more popular Satan ships bbbbut.. look. Satan. Simeon. You get me right? 🥹

(I don’t recall exactly which event or chapter they interacted in but their chemistry??? MMMMMM)

[angeltownn]

Why does the ship im obsessed with only have three fan fictions on AO3? Why? What did I do to deserve this. I am starved of content. They don’t even kiss in any of them. The most recent one was written in MAY of 2021. It’s in Portuguese. I’m in hell.

[emmagail-brainrot]

“Y’know, I really like spending time together with you Abs. You’re a breath of fresh freakin’ air.”

“I’ll always be here to rescue you from the woes of stardom and subscribers Em.”

[coffee-at-annies]

My post-win energy immediately got distracted by my sister sending me a tweet with video of Elvis Merzlikins fighting T*m W*lson

[sillylittleshows]

the night we met + all of my otp playlists