#I’m kidding I’m kidding

[sunglassesmish]

princess diana died 27 years ago today but (redacted) years ago today sunglassesmish was born

[dipperscavern]

i’m a straight man but even i can say robb is FINE

im no limnologist but there’s this river in egypt

[laertesthelocalstranger]

What's your favorite type of fabric?

human skin

[babykatia]

The urge to force a monster dildo into my holes until I’m ruined and film it to share with all of you 🤭🤭

[orcinus-veterinarius]

LITTLE MAN OBTAINED!!! I'm so thankful to my friend for buying him for me. He's an orca themed version of the sharkitty mascot!!!!

Orca-shark-cat. Typical SeaWorld hybrid.

[chlodoll]

in my book it’s been 4.0 since november 😇

[moviestarmartini]

Me tentaste tanto con esa historia sobre Franco que hasta consideré escribir sobre él (cuz español rioplatense). Jamás te voy a perdonar por esto... Mentira, sos lo mejor. Nunca cambies.

HERMANAAA si escribes algo para el te juro que hago un hijo Y TE LO REGALO

admito que consulté con alguno de tus fics para ver si todo iba bien en cuanto al léxico 🤭 me muero de que te haya gustado, me iba a dar una vaina en medio de clase djfkdlkg

si quieres hablar sobre eso (tipo ideas) sabes cómo contactarme

[heather-chandlers-weirder-cousin]

ANOTHER HTTYD REFERENCE

THAT SHIP YOU CAN BARELY SEE IN THE BACKGROUND IS ONE OF THE VIKING SHIPS!!!!!!

*owl seeing anything viking* httyd reference????

[crazysnor1ax]

T4t willowson. You agree. Reblog.

[thebindingofpillo]

MerMaggy for MerMay

[anxious-polyptoton]

they keep saying Mr D is in all these different kinds of camp T-shirts but maybe they’re not talking about chb or camp jupiter; they are simply acknowledging that everything he wears is

💅✨camp✨💅

[akewolf]

Me at the end of season 6 of 911

Honestly? I’m too old and gay for this shit

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

I wonder if my brother knows that I secretly used his Amazon prime video account to watch Interstellar the other day

[stardust-sunset]

me listening to the oral surgeon tell me he’s gonna cut through my gums and saw my tooth in half to get it out

[seijorhi]

I would pay a 100 million dollars to see you write a castlevania fic because I know that it would be straight up crack for me to snort and live on for 10000 years plus

So do you want my PayPal or……??

[yourdaddyfigure]

Honestly weird how everyone keeps tagging and asking u about ur tumblr crush 🥴 good luck w that my dude

Yeah I really hope everyone would stop doing that. I rather you guys tell me who your crush is 😂