#I’m not afraid to admit I like butt rock lmao

[crmsndragonwngss]

When you were lost and fading away

I was holding the line, so come alive now and see the day again

And now there's hope in your eyes

And now there's hope in your eyes

You're away from the demons you fight

For now and for life

[saffyspirals]

𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍! 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚖𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜

; sections: asking you out, dates, what he likes about you, arguments, jealousy, the ‘L’ word, kissing

; warnings:

; author’s notes: also posted on my quotev, but i added some more sections.

asking you out

even before the two of you are dating, it’s obvious to everyone who knows you and him that you’re off limits.

you’re the couple who have never made it official :)

when he does ask you out properly, it is 100% done at the most random time.

like when you’re staying over at his house one night;

he wants you to watch just one more movie (he said that three movies ago lmao)

but you’re tired and want to fall asleep already.

this is around 2:30 a.m.

so, what else can he do but shock you so bad that you don’t feel tired anymore?

“time we made it official, don’t you think?”

“…huh?”

“be my girlfriend.”

of cOURSE YOU CAN’T SLEEP AFTER THAT!

he admits quickly that he only asked you bc he knew it would wake you up.

when he sees how deflated you look after that, he adds;

“i might have only asked to keep you awake, but i never said i didn’t want us to be dating for real.”

then boom! you start dating.

dates

if you don’t mention u want to go on a proper date (e.g. restaurant), you just won’t ever do it.

not bc he doesn’t care about dates, but because he thinks spending time together is the date.

walking to school together? date.

him sleeping on your bed while you study? date!

on the occasion that you do insist on having a more traditional date, at a restaurant for example, hanma always pays for the food.

if you ask to split the bill or even pay for the whole meal, he’ll kiss you dumb so you shut up and let him do it.

he does not mind pda at all!

(sometimes, you’ll just ask to split the bill for the sake of getting a kiss).

but if you’re not a fan of pda, he’ll do rock paper scissors with you, winner earns the right to pay.

miraculously, he wins every time.

(you think there’s a trick he’s using, but you’ve yet to find proof of that).

i said before that that i don’t think hanma would ever be the one asking for a proper date, but scratch that; there’s one exception.

arcade dates = his favourite

loves gaming, and is pretty good at it too.

going to the arcade is really just an excuse to show off his skills to you.

never ever goes easy on you whether or not you beg.

may or may not win you a cute stuffed animal or some other prize if you get all cute and pouty about losing all the time.

in the event that you do win against him, hanma goes apeshit :p

what he likes about you

hanma likes the fact that you’re someone who can stand up for yourself.

someone who won’t take crap from anyone, and isn’t afraid to call out your friends who do the wrong thing.

he might always complain about girls who talk a lot, but he actually loves that you talk a lot.

he loves hearing your voice, whether you’re talking about something you’re passionate about, or screaming the house down because of something stupid he did.

his favourite body part of yours is your waist.

always touches it,

all the time.

he holds it in public to let others know that you’re taken without having to tell them.

he’ll do it even if you find it embarrassing. nag him enough, and he’ll settle for holding your wrist.

(not even ur actual hand because even he, who is perfectly fine with kissing in public finds holding hands embarrassing 💀)

he thinks it’s a very intimate act, and will only initiate it behind closed doors :)

bonus: makes jokes about your gorgeous butt a lot!

arguments

bickering is quite a regular occurrence in your relationship.

can’t take whatever he says in your bickering sessions seriously, otherwise you won’t stay together for long.

more serious fights last for a few hours.

he needs to cool off, and you need to cool off as well, so he leaves you alone until both of you are ready to talk things out.

you’ll rarely ever hear the words “i’m sorry” come out of his mouth unless he’s really screwed up.

it’s just bc he’s stubborn, no other reason for it.

the longest fight will last for about two days.

after that, even if you’re not ready to talk, hanma will demand that you talk to him or it’s over.

after arguments, you usually just cuddle and basically fall back into your usual routines :3

jealousy

doesn’t really get jealous.

he’d only get jealous if someone was continuously pushing his buttons.

like if they wouldn’t stop flirting with you, even though you’re clearly uncomfortable and not interested.

if you don’t react fast enough to stop him, hanma would beat the dude to a pulp.

if you do react quickly enough, hanma will take out his frustrations on you.

through kisses and cuddles <3

another time he’d get jealous is if someone was flirting with you, and you were flirting back to purposefully annoy him.

at first, he’d give you a ‘i’m warning you’ look.

but if you decide to pay no attention and continue what you’re doing, he’ll resort to flirting with a girl himself.

from there, it would just be a competition for who would give in first.

he loses this game every time.

(only game he’s never beaten you at).

again, his frustrations will be taken out on you through long cuddle and kissing sessions.

so either way, when hanma is jealous, just know that lots of affection is coming your way !

the ‘L’ word

drops the L bomb after you do.

he probably falls in love faster than you do, he just won’t tell you about it.

partly because he fears you won’t say it back. but it’s mostly because he wants to tease you about “falling in love so easily”.

if you do it casually, like while you’re cuddling or before sleep or something, he’ll take like a minute to say it back to make you sweat.

if you do it in a more serious setting, like while you’re on a restaurant date, he’ll respond quickly, and quietly because he thinks saying those three words in public makes him look soft.

since it was almost inaudible, you think that he doesn’t really mean it, but felt inclined to tell you anyway.

when he drops you home though, before you can go inside, he grabs you, and tells you he loves you too, in between several kisses.

kissing

exceptionally good at kissing 😳

usually on the rough side, but he can be soft if he wants to be, or if you want him to be.

you get quick, repeated pecks when he’s needy (so usually after you make him jealous).

slightly longer kisses or make out sessions are reserved for times when he isn’t jealous (soooo 85% of the time?).

holds either the back of your neck, your waist, your hair or your chin when kissing you.

his favourite place to actually kiss you is your lips.

he feels like that’s the most meaningful place.

neck kisses are a very close second for him.

loves when you kiss him first.

only lets you do that in private tho.

he will legit dodge if you try and initiate a kiss in public.

then before you can complain he’ll kiss you.

[here’s my masterlist] !

[toorumochi]

Hello~ I created some KaruShuu Headcanons for you guys~ hope you enjoy ❤️🧡 (Questions ain’t mine, I just answered them) Also some of them are based off fanfics I have written/read.

Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

KARMA IS A BITCH AND IS ROCKING THE FERRIS WHEEL SEAT WHILE SHUU IS HOLDING ONTO THE POLE FOR DEAR LIFE

Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

Hm. Both. Lmao

Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

Karma is the sexy time, always time and Shuu is the relaxing time one BUT. That doesn’t mean he isn’t playing along with Karma

Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Karma. Karma walks around at least half naked maybe some boxers - and it’s not like shuu doesn’t enjoy watching his manly man walking around the house beefy af and flexing his muscles without even trying but he still tells karma to put some clothes on

Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

I DONT CAREEE HOW SOFT THE ARGUMENT WAS. KARMA SLEEPS ON THE COUCH.

Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

BOTH DO. BOTH DO TAKE PICS OF THE OTHER ONE AND THEY TEASE THEM WITH THE PICS LATER ON

Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

I would say that Karma was the first one who said ‘I love you’ and the ‘bc I love you’ feels like smth Shuu would say

Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Shuu likes to wear Karmas, and then:

“...shuu pls give me my clothes back I swear I have nothing to wear-“

Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

Karma would be the one with cool dreams and wake Shuu up but since Shuu is a supporting bf/husband he will listen to him ❤️ and when it comes to nightmares, I would say that Shuu gets them but Karma is always there to comfort him ❤️❤️

Who is more likely to cheat?

No❤️ but if it’s in a video game- karma. He is a little bitc-

Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

NDNSNSNSBD KARMA WOULD MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT LIKE

“Wait whattt??? You have a crush on me? Omggg stahp I’m blushing now”

“......Karma we are dating-“

Or better!

“What? Omg- really? You actually have a crush on me? Damn Shuu why didn’t you tell me”

“...Karma we are marrIED-“

Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Karma is a little bitch and he would start with maybe splashing some water onto Shuu and then Shuu turns to face him with a straight face “oh it’s on”

Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Both initiate duets; anywhere and everywhere - and Shuu is the better singer. Karma sounds like a bitch

Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Hmmm maybe Karma would take it easy with the hand holding; like he would start taking Shuus hand when they are at home and when it comes to public he lets it be and waits for Shuu; cause if he is ready to hold hands, Karma is ready too.

GRABBING BUTTS- OMG PLS. KARMA. KARMA WOULD. AND AND HE WOULD TEASE SHUU ABOUT BEING HEAVIER THAT HE IS AND SAY THAT HIS ASS IS 4KG HEAVIER.

AND THE ARM SLIDING AROUND THE WAIST- *slams fist on the table* KARMA WOULD DO THIS ANYWHERE LITERALLY ANYWHERE.

AND THE BELT LOOPS- SHUU. SHUU WOULD THIS BUT LIKE HE WOULD DO IT AS A SIGN THAT HE IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND WANTS TO LEAVE SO HE SHOWS IT TO KARMA THAT WAY AND I THINK ITS ADORABLE.

Who likes to write the others name on their wrist?

Karma would doodle his own name on Shuus arm during study sessions or so ksksksks bonus: Shuu does NOT wash it off, when in the shower, he has this one hand stretched out so the water won’t touch the doodle.

Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

Shuu. Both is Shuu. Pls.

Who is more protective?

Karma is pretty protective- but not in an obsessive way, more like taking care of Shuu and his health as well as his eating habits and sleep

Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

Karma would just talk and talk till Shuu falls asleep but karma KEEPS ON TALKI-

Who drives and who has the window seat?

Karma drives bc he is the most terrain oriented and besides, Shuu likes to drink from time to time (like coming back from parties or so) so there is no way that a drunk Shuu at the steering wheel would survive.

Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

Shuu would fall asleep in Karmas lap (DURING SHREK MARATHONSSS 🥴 Idk if anyone gets that but in my fanfics on Wattpad Karma is OBSESSED with Shrek lmao so Shrek marathons >>>) and Karma would carry him to bed.

Who cuts the others hair?

I would say Shuu would cut Karmas hair, pls he is perfect at everything. (.......except cooking and baking *clears throat*)

Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Shuu is hella bad at sexting, but when he is drunk he is the god of flirting lmao

And the encouraging ones- hm... both djdjdjd

Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

AAAAAA NOOOO *war flashbacks: “You’re my Moron” fanfic ending II”*

Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

KARMA KARMA KARMA WOULD. KARMA WOULD START TO RANDOMLY SLOW DANCE WITH SHUU IN THE KITCHEN AND THEN KISS HIM AAAAA

Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

KARMA DOES THIS IN THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIMES PLS

Who kissed first?

OH OH!!!

I think!!! That if maybe Karma was the first one to confess bc come on, Shuu has a reputation so yea, but when it comes to first kiss- Shuu would. Shuu would be the one who kisses Karma like totally randomly, maybe hanging out at each other houses and watching a movie and then Shuu leaNS IN AND KISSES HIM AAAAA-

Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

JDJSJSHS KARMA WOULD ORDER TAKE OUT BUT ONLY WHEN THEY ARE MAKING MOVIE MARATHONS AND THE FOOD RUNS OUT- AND THE THREE AM WATER GETTING IS SHUU BC HE IS JUST SCARED OF THE DARK YES.

Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

YES. THIS. SHUU WOULD. Since he plays many instruments, he finds himself creating love songs for Karma butttt he wouldn’t give them to him bc he would be too embarrassed ndndndnd on the other hand, Karma would write poetry and stories for Shuu like very dorky ones and cute and Shuu finds it adorable on the inside but he has to keep his reputation and standards and stuff like that up so he just says it’s stupid but let me tell you, that boy loves Karmas poetry and stories

Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

KARMA WOULD TRY TO IMPRESS AND THEN BAM. HOSPITAL.

BUT. JUST BC KARMA IS A DORK, IT DOESNT MEAN THAT SHUU ISN’T. IMAGINE SHUU TRYING TO BAKE SMTH FOR KARMA FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE FUCKS UP SO BADLY THEY HAD TO CALL A FIRE DEPARTMENT-

Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

KARMA WOULD WEAR GLASSES BUT HE WOULDN’T BE EMBARRASSED BUTTT SHUU WOULD FIND HIM EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE

who worries about what they will look like when they are older?

BOTH, they worry that they won’t be good looking enough for the other one

who hogs the blanket?

Karma is a hoe.

who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?

Pls, Shuu would rather die than not eat his own pizza left overs butttt Karma sometimes wont finish them and Shuu gladly accepts 😩❤️ (also a fanfic reference, bc Shuu loves pizza in that one fanfic so yea-)

who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?

BOTH BUT WHEN THEY ARE WATCHING A MOVIE TOGETHER AND ITS SAD THEY WONT ADMIT NOR SHOW IT

who talks while playing video games?

KARMA WOULD CONSTANTLY TALK AND THAT WAY HE CAN BEAT SHUU BC HE DISTRACTS HIM BUT SHUU ALSO TALKS BC HE HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GAME

who sings along with the radio?

KARMA SINGS BUT HORRIBLY AND SHUU IS THE TYPE TO HUM TO THE SONGS

who would enter them both into a talent show?

KARMA BUT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, RIO WOULD FORCE THEM TO DO THAT BEFORE KARMA CAN EVEN THINK OF IT

who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?

DO I NEED TO ANSWER THIS? 💀 (Shuu.)

who would throw the other into a pool?

KARMA WOULD THROW SHUU INTO A POOL. IDC. HE WOULD. B U T SHUU WOULD QUICKLY GRAB ONTO KARMA AND THEY BOTH LAND IN THE POOL. I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.

who shops for groceries?

THEY BOTH DO BUT KARMA IS MORE ORIENTED DJDJDJ

who kills the spiders?

PLSSSS SHUU IS S C R E E T C H I N G AT THE SIGHT OF A SPIDER. KARMA IS THERE TO KILL/GET IT OUT TO SAFETY BUT BEFORE THAT, HE CHASES SHUU AROUND THE HOUSE WITH IT

who is the morning/night person?

SHUU IS A MORNING PERSON AND KARMA A NIGHT PERSON. BUTTTT ON SOME DAYS- *EHEM* SHUU ISNT A MORNING PERSON BC THEY HAD S-

whO PROPOSES?

KARMAAAAAAAA

I thinkkk that I have more of those- as soon as I find them, I’ll post them here 😩✨

[mangleschmidt]

DRV3 Boys playing TF2 Headcanons

(First made long before the F2P mute and bot crisis but I added the bot crisis)

Me and my bro made up many scenarios AND cosmetics for the class (my brother mostly help me with the idea)

I originally have the terminologies explained like market gardening, friendly and such but cut it because it’s getting too long. If you want the terminologies, you can tell me. Btw, I’m not an imagines blog, just doing this one for fun.

Kaito Momota

Main: Soldier

Thrilled to play this game, saying that's very manly and it's one of the coolest games yet

He, along with Kaede (and to an extend, Chiaki), are the ones who introduced the game to the class

Was a scout main at first and likes the scout unironically

A terrible tryhard warpig soldier

Saw a rocket jumping soldier at a High-tower map and wanted to imitate that, almost like he's blasting to space

Watch this guy try to market garden someone and then get fucking rekt by a Medic of all classes

He just dies, a lot, which is frustrating and his team gets mad at him

Kaito gets better at it fortunately, but it's a painfully slow process

You'll be lucky if he decides to go back to Scout in a round lmao

Rages in chat or voice but is the best cheerleader you can have in your team, he never actually shits on you for being shit on the game

There's that one time where Kaito got the Rocket Jumper from a drop, fired it at an enemy, got angry how it didn't worked, realized it doesn't do damage and embarrassed himself

Gets a bit pissy when no one is doing the objective so he avoids the maps Hightower and 2fort most of the time

Capture the flag and payload races mostly pisses him off for the same reason (tho he would go to Hightower for the sick rocket jumps)

So he doesn't like friendlies (but he may or may not, you know, do the conga, rock paper scissors, mannrobics, kazotsky kick-)

Anything that looks cool and manly cosmetics, but mostly you'll see him decked with space cosmetics

Bonus: Avoids Full Moon and Scream Fortress, is obviously afraid but he gives Alien Invasion a shot when it comes up, loves it. Also like Doomsday

Rantaro Amami

Main: Engineer

Everyone seems to be like it so why not give it a shot?

He got invested and also found the trading system

Rantaro usually plays engineer but is willing to change classes if the team needs a class

Is at least good at every other class

Rarely does turtling or battle engie but enjoys doing it with the other engies for laughs, and is very good at battle engie

Some people confused him with Uncle Dane

Hc that Rantaro looks up to Uncle Dane

Imagine Rantaro and Uncle Dane having a collab, that would be sick as fuck

Casual and competitive but more casual, often plays in community servers

That type of person who voice chats

Rantaro is one of the ones who would help his classmates play, along with Kaito. Imagine him like in a server with Kaito and Gonta, helping Gonta how to play and Avocado and Space boy act as a translator while Bug boy plays cutely

Doesn't mind friendlies, he chills with them a lot and he is easily well liked by the community

Some even suggested him to make a tf2 youtube channel

Has an unusual hat, making him look like a pro, has a lot of medic girlfriends because of this

One of the two reasons why the whole class have a wide array of cosmetics

Gonta Gokuhara

Main: Medic

At first he doesn't like how violent the game is

But since this violence is just for fun and in game and no one is actually getting hurt and dead so he's at least convinced

Still wants to play passively so Gonta goes with Medic, healing and helping his team seems to be a fitting choice!

The game is not too complex so he learns easily... i-in a way

Best boy learns fast, he should be fine

He's definitely that type of Medic who would go to someone when they press the E key and whoever is near him

Doesn't know where to look most of the time, gets lost easily to big maps like the control points

Gonta still has a firm grasp on what to do, like if he noticed that someone is in low health, he'll heal them immediately without needing the 'e', build up uber, spy check the patient, and never heal spies when they're disguised

Can't aim for shit, though he supposedly gets better at it with the crusader's crossbow

He sometimes would accidentally forget to pop when it's necessary and then die

"Danke!" Says that a lot

He doesn't play a lot despite having fun, he's an outdoor type of guy

Absolutely LOVES friendlies and just loves it when someone just stops, does the conga taunt and everyone follows, creating a conga line (until someone kills them all but it's all in good fun!) He loves silly servers

Is honestly surprised that there’s even such thing as silly servers and friendlies, thought it’s all blood and gore (he sometimes switch to pyro vision googles to avoid gore)

Sometimes plays as Heavy for the protecting part and the friendly Hoovy part for this reason

Anything fancy for the cosmetics, especially for hats the Gentleman's Gabsy or the Vintage Tyrolean (a good cosmetic for a good gentleman!)

Has a lot of cosmetics like Rantaro and trades them with the class

Bonus: Isn't fond of Banana Bay and the Second Banana... because banana

Kokichi Ouma

Main: None (most played: Scout)

Bold of you to assumed he never played this game before

... or is it a lie?

Needless to say he likes it for the cartoony and chaotic vibe of the game

Switches between the 9 classes, even if there's 5 spies he'll be the 6th one

He'd be that Medic who would leave the others to die, Scout that steals sandwiches from Heavy that's meant for the dying Medic and so forth

He might as well pretend to be a sniper bot

Chaos incarnate

This is the fucker who spams E and X+5 (Place the dispenser)

Also taunts in every kill

When he's on a losing team, he would try to bind kill right before the time is up or taunt kill in humiliation, sometimes works

Actually really good at the game, he's one of the very few people who picked up very quickly

Though he fooled Gonta once as a disguised enemy spy. He got rekt when they both noticed the achievement

Also dominated someone so badly that they immediately rage quit, another achievement

Another "you'll be lucky if he plays seriously" which is rare

Is definitely on a 30+ killstreak

People would sometimes thought he’s a squeaker (a kid who rages in voice chat) so he just fucks around with them and then just pulls a no u card

Neutral opinion on friendlies though he gets bored when no one is doing the objective or any action happening so he burns them all and watches them get mad in the chat

Obnoxious combos of cosmetics that you can easily recognize that purple neon Scunt from afar even if he's under an alias

Korekiyo Shinguuji

Main: Spy/Sniper

Not interested at first but is interested when others play and hovers over their shoulders to watch

While watching Gonta and Kiibo playing with the friendlies, he got interested

You don't see that in a lot of fps games

Korekiyo looks like an edgy sniper/spy main who just watches the chaos enveloping from the distance and getting headshots/backstabs out of nowhere

He's very calm and collective despite the crazy amount of chaos and all the deafening sounds of the vc

It's amusing to him, he even find the Administrator interesting and would sometimes go into many modes to hear her voice tone changes and a lot of behaviors of many players too

He even noticed the voice lines of the mercs and got invested in the lore of Team Fortress 2

Korekiyo still does his job in the game but can sometimes be interpreted as him in afk, almost got him kicked

Though he does get kicked for the being good at sniper, people getting butt hurt and called him a hacker

Also an amazing spy checker

Is interested about friendlies, he would come up to them close and observe them and he plays along with the taunts

He got really interested to see this "culture", like how most of the players collectively decides to play silly, serious or both, resulting him trying out almost every game mode and map there is

Unironically loves 2fort, Hightower, Suijin and Degroot Keep

Often joins community servers and silly servers but will do casual/pub servers whenever he feels like it

Something that resembles him irl, he looks edgy with the mask tbh

Other than that, his cosmetics changes depending on what mood or observation he wants to do

Ryoma Hoshi

Main: None (most played: Demoman)

Convinced by Kaito into playing

Not that much actually

Mediocre at best, he’s just doing his own thing

Definitely would stick around even if there’s one person in the server

Imagine getting killed by a Medic as a Demoknight in a melee fight with a shit weapon Do No Harm, couldn’t be me... or Ryoma

Likely plays Passtime

He will never admit it but he finds the ragdolls in the game funny

Also unironically likes the Scout

Demoknight tf2

God, imagine Ryoma has demonknight speed, combine it with his own speed and Solarlight skills, he’d be infinitely flying across all maps and go beyond the skybox

Ryoma too strong pls nerf

Doesn't play it often, not really his thing

Doesn’t mind friendlies, honestly surprised that there’s even such thing as one

Doesn't customize himself, though he likes the animal cosmetics

I apologize to the Ryoma fans out there for this being short

Shuichi Saihara

Main: None (most played: Spy)

Also doesn't see the appeal, but convinced by Kaito into playing

When he played the game for the first time, every time he dies, he switch to a class just to test them out

It’s too much for him, please hold him

Probably fell off a cliff several times-

Imagine the sheer amount of panic he feels when playing any class, especially Medic since Medic is a death magnet

Rockets, explosives, bullets, fire, blood and ragdolls everywhere! ... oh hey why is that guy just crouching with a melee?

He gets the hang of it over time

One of the best spy checker there is as well, not only as Pyro, though he feels sorry for the new spies (or newbies in general) so he tries to teach them the best way he can

The server kicked him for using hacks to find spies but for him, it’s obvious???

He usually plays the class whatever the team needs at the moment

Hard reads are strong in this one

Sushi likes the friendlies, chills with them a lot :>

Doesn’t customized himself, Kaito’s the one who helped him with it

K1-B0

Main: None (most played: Heavy)

Tries it out

It's ok I guess

He also doesn't have a main because he'll try to accommodate in which class is needed

If the whole team is like a full house of cards (in a 4 snipers, 5 engies type of way, you get the idea), he'll mostly go for the Medic since he knows it's vital for a team to have a Medic

There's rarely any Medics or Heavies in the start of the round, are they an endangered species??

He might start an event or something dedicating to the two classes

It never goes well despite Keebo's efforts in those, let's be honest

Though sometimes the team has like three Medics, the poor boy is confused

He's actually doing alright with all the class

The bot problem, oh god the bot problem

So there's that one time where the Myg0t bot joined, the enemy team said in the chat about kicking the bot

Well... obviously this made Keebo upset, as he thought they were referring to him

The server thought Keebo was trolling when he said something about him being a robot and saying that they're being robophobic... and sending them to court-

By some kind of miracle, the server liked Keebo because of this so he wasn't kicked out but he's incredibly salty throughout the match

"The server is robophobic" "Keebo, they were referring to the aimbots, they weren't robophobic" "... What Aimbots?"

His classmates were able to explain with videos and experiences, and also told him about several other types of bots that ruins the fun, which made Keebo embarrassed for having the wrong assumption

Though he still gets offended whenever it happens-

Like Kaito, he also doesn't like friendlies, insisting that that it's not how really play the game, though is guilty in pre-game conga lines, mannrobics and kazotski taunts, he likes the mannrobics

Bonus: Does NOT like the bot deco and is conflicted with the Mann vs Machine game mode

[earthrealmlesbian]

Could you do Taleena for the asks? Please 🙈

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop? I feel like these two know how to have a pretty good time. Honestly? They'd both shake it, laughing the whole time. The person operating the ride is the one that begs them to stop.

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time? Both enjoy sex but neither is overly horny. Tanya would be just as content making out as having sex actually. Still, both are down when the other wants to get off. I can see them trying to have sex in risky places if they think they can get away with it.

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time? Tanya. Mileena likes it just fine but Tanya really likes it when Mileena will take the time to scrub her scalp and work expensive conditioners into her hair. Mileena is touch starved so a few minutes into Tanya washing her body and she's gonna try to turn it into sexy times.

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on? Both and both. Mileena has a complex about her mask that's turned into her feeling suffocated by clothes in general and Tanya just enjoys lounging nude/topless so they both toss their clothes off when they're in private. Still, they like to joke around that the other is being "indecent". So Tanya will watch Mileena cross the room in her undies and call out "How crude, dearest..." while literally butt naked on the couch.

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight? Mileena, but not because Tanya wants her to and it never lasts. They bicker sometimes but real arguments are rare and Mileena always feels like she let's her temper get the best of her afterwards. She secludes herself to the couch so she can mope about it. Tanya always drags her back bed quickly.

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep? Tanya mostly. She thinks Mileena looks so peaceful when she's asleep. A rarity.

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”? Tanya said it first. She had to really. Mileena initiated the relationship and came at it with the same passion she does everything else. Her self consciousness and trust issues made it hard for her to admit how deeply her feelings ran though. Tanya had to say it first before Mileena felt safe enough to admit it. Now that it's been said, Mileena is much more likely to use it in the heat of an argument.

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts? Mileena. She's more likely to just drape Tanya's clothes over herself or clutch them to her when she's napping. It's comforting. Tanya purposely wears something of Mileena's on occasion because she knows her girlfriend gets a kick out of it.

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after? Mileena for the first two and Tanya for the last. Mileena sleeps fitfully and is prone to nightmares or surreal, unsettling dreams. She has a hard time settling again if she doesn't talk it out. Tanya is glad (if a little tired) to hold her while she talks and will hum quietly afterwards.

10) Who is more likely to cheat? While playing games is how I'm interpreting that. Both will try but Tanya is better at it. It's not uncommon to find Mileena growling in frustration cuz she's getting her ass handed to her in a game of poker.

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? Mileena likes to make fun of Tanya for having a crush because it makes her feel all warm and soft or whatever (ugh emotions) when Tanya reminds her they've been together for ages.

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen? They don't really do food fights but Tanya likes to trick shot candy into Mileena's mouth. She ALSO likes to slip ice down Mileena's shirt to hear her screech lmao.

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer? Mileena likes to sing together a lot and can usually rope Tanya into at least humming along. Neither is great but Tanya likes how rough and husky Mileena's voice gets.

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops? Both are very into physical contact. Mileena especially. They're both likely to be doing any mix of these things.

15) Who writes the others name on their wrist? Neither but they do have small matching tattoos there. Mileena will idly stroke a thumb across hers when she's lonely.

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed? Mileena is more seductive when drunk. To Tanya at least. Her voice gets lower and she quietly growls everything she wants to do in Tanya's ear and it makes Tanya shiver.every. single.time. They're both loud in bed. Mileena just has a dirtier mouth.

17) Who is more protective? They're both pretty protective in their own way. Both are incredible fighters and they're aware the other is capable. Still, Tanya recognizes how people look at Mileena and does her best to protect her heart from the sting of rejection. Mileena knows Tanya is one of the few that care about her and will fight tooth and nail to preserve that.

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping? Mileena. It's kinda sad sometimes though. There are things that are still hard for her to talk about openly. Even with Tanya. She'll whisper those secrets late at night. Tanya wakes up sometimes but stays still so Mileena feels comfortable continuing. She's fairly sure Mileena knows when she's when up but they don't talk about it. Tanya is content to let her vent in a way that feels safe for her.

19) Who drives and who has the window seat? God. Who taught them to drive? Who allowed this to happen?? Mileena drives like a madwoman and Tanya grins in the seat next to her.

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed? Mileena falls asleep in Tanya's lap all the time. Tanya indulges her more often than not. Mileena likes to (gently) toss Tanya over her shoulder and carry her to bed. Tanya complains that it's not comfortable but she doesn't resist either. Just rolls her eyes a bit.

21) Who cuts the others hair? Tanya keeps both of their hair maintained. Mileena is not allowed to cut her hair no matter how much she pouts about it. She let her once and regretted it.

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day? Neither. Both are pretty good at it and know very well what the other likes to hear. Both will send an encouraging message in the morning but not much otherwise.

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry? Mileena. She's still dealing issues of abandonment and self-worth. Tanya does a lot to help her in that regard but sometimes she just feels inadequate. She hates it and doesn't give into the thoughts often but when she does Tanya is there to remind her she's exactly where she wants to be.

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them? Tanya likes to dance. Mileena doesn't often have the patience for it but will for Tanya's sake on occasion. Tanya's feet wouldn't touch the floor if it were Mileena's choice (girlfriends are for holding, duh) so she's the one picking her up for kisses.

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? Mileena will repeat any bad sex pun or pickup line because it gets Tanya to give her the -_- face.

26) Who kissed first? Mileena. She found out Tanya had knocked out some asshole she caught mocking her appearance and hadn't tried to use the whole thing to curry favor. She'd been pretty confident beforehand that Tanya was actually into her and genuinely loyal but that really hit it home for her. She pulled Tanya into her quarters after she found out and went to town.

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark? Tanya gets weird 2am cravings but she doesn't like to wake Mileena if she's actually resting well so she'll sneak out for food. She'll also begrudging grab a drink for a half asleep Mileena who's begging for water like she's caught out in the desert.

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them? Tanya writes little love songs for Mileena to sing. Mileena croons them in quieter moments together. She's proud that the roughness in her voice is appealing to someone honestly.

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires? Mileena....she's not a fool but she likes Tanya's eyes on her so sometimes she just....bites off a little more than she can chew.

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute? Tanya uses reading glasses and it blows Mileena's mind every time she gets to see it.

Thanks for the ask! I hope I did them justice.

[parisiangiraffe]

I will double the Snowbird ask. All the numbers you feel like answering.

Ope, looks like I will do all of them :^)c Under the cut

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?QROW AND WINTER IS YELLIN

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?This goes without saying...  Q R O W

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?Winter loves it...it relaxes her....but Qrow...wants it to become something else :^)c

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

QROW AND WINTER HAS HAD ENOUGH OF IT AFTER THEM HAVING GUESTS WHILE THIS HAPPENED

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Qrow, I’m sorry bby

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

Honestly both of them...

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

Qrow to both of these...oh man...

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Winter won’t admit it, but she’ll do it when Qrow isn’t there

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

Qrow wakes Winter up and she’s just grumbling...he’s also the one with the most nightmares, though I don’t think Winter’s the singing type

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

Qrow honestly...

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

QROWWW PULLIN THIS

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Qrow, we both kno

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Qrow teases her until she starts it, but Winter’s more than likely the better singer

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?Winter, QROW, QROW, and W I N T E R

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?Probably Winter more than anything....

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?Qrow’s the more seductive one yet...Winter’s louder :^)c

17) Who is more protective?Qrow, definitely

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?Probably Qrow rambling on...

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?Winter’s gonna be the driver for MANY reasons

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?Winter falls asleep~ Qrow carries her back up to bed~

21) Who cuts the others hair?NEITHER, QROW WOULD DIE IF HE TRIED

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?Winter probably just doesn’t understand it at all..but Qrow sends the encouraging messages along the lines of “hey sexy ;^)”

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

THEY BOTH ARE BECAUSE RWBY IS SAD

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?OH man....Qrow tries...in a rare tender moment~

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

QROW, BUT HE JUST GETS A SMACK FROM WINTER

26) Who kissed first?I like to think that they both went for it in frustration at the same time~

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?Qrow’s always hungry, but Winter will wake him up just to experience this inconvenience with her lmao

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?I honestly don’t think they’re the type to do this but...Qrow might do a joking one

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

QROW DARE I SAY MORE

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?Winter’s super embarrassed but Qrow is just standing there like :^)c

[silvershadow1398]

#7

Personality

I’m loud

I’m obnoxious

I’m sarcastic

I’m cocky - not usually but i can be

I cry easily

I have a bad temper

For the most part, I don’t like people

I’m easy to get along with - i can BS it enough

I like to fight

I have more enemies than friends

I’ve smoked

I’ve smoked weed

I drink coffee

I clean my room daily

I cannot open up to others - not easily

I wish I can tell those close what is wrong with me but I can’t

I am extroverted

I am introverted

I don’t care most of the time

I am lazy

I am cynical

I am idealistic

I am realistic

I am a dreamer

About You

I am straight

I am bisexual

I am pansexual

I am demisexual

I am asexual

I am another sexuality that isn’t listed

I rather not reveal my sexuality on tumblr

I am cis

I am a transgender

I am non-binary

I am in the closet

I think I might be gay/lesbian

I like what I like

I love myself

I hate myself

My Appearance

I’m shorter than 5’5

I am taller than 5'10

I wear makeup

I wear little to no makeup

I wear a piece of jewelry at all times

I wear contacts

I wear glasses

I’ve had braces - invisalign

I have braces

I change my hair color often - no but it is currently dyed

I straighten my hair often

My ears are pierced

I have small feet

I have a shoe size larger than eight

I have freckles

My teeth are straight

My teeth are crooked

I have scar(s)

Relationships

I’m in a relationship now

I’m in an open relationship

I’m single

I’m single but want to date

I’m crushin’

I’m in friends with benefits

I’ve missed an ex before

I’ve stalked an ex before over social media

An ex has stalked me

I’m always scared of being hurt

An ex has physically abused me at least once

I’ve been cheated on

I cheated on someone

I’ve been in a long-distance relationship before/are

A boyfriend/girlfriend made a promise to me that they didn’t keep

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did

I told someone I love them

I haven’t told someone I love them but want to

It’s hard for me to say I love you in a relationship

I’m afraid to say I love you because I know they will leave eventually

I’m afraid to say I love you because I’ve been hurt badly before

I hate the words I love you so I say other things to demonstrate my love

I’ve been in love more than two times

I’ve been in love more than once but won’t admit it

I believe in love at first sight

I believe in soul mates

I believe in an instant click

I believe lust is more important than love

My boyfriend/girlfriend is protective of me

My boyfriend/girlfriend is weird but I like that

My boyfriend/girlfriend may get on my nerves sometimes but I can never truly stay mad at them

Friendships

I have no friends

I have a best friend - not sure

I’ve lost a best friend

I have at least ten friends

My best friends live miles away from me

I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend

I prefer skyping with my friends

I prefer calling my friends

I prefer texting my friends

I’ve beaten up a friend

A friend has physically abused me

A friend has mentally abused me

I’ve been in a toxic friendship before

I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend

I can trust at least five people with my life

My friends are crazy but I love them

I am protective of my friends

I’ve had friends leave me when they had boyfriends

I’m always the butt of my friends jokes

I feel like my friends only hang out with me because they feel sorry for me

My friends are under 18 - one, and they turn 18 in September

My friends are over 18

Experiences

I’ve left the state/province - lmao currently VERY far away

Someone close to me has died

I’ve taken a taxi

I’ve taken a city bus

I’ve been in a subway

I’ve been on a train

I’ve been on a plane

I’ve ridden in a carriage

I’ve taken a school service (like school bus)

I’ve gone bungee jumping

I’ve had a road trip with friends

I’ve made a speech

I’ve been in some sort of club

I’ve won an award

I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight

I’ve been in a physical fight

I’ve stolen something - from school, not a store

I’ve snuck out before

I saw a shooting star

I wished on a shooting star

Music

I listen to country

I listen to pop

I listen to edm

I listen to rock

I listen to indie

I listen to instrumental

I listen to movie scores

I listen to rap/hip hop

I listen to k-pop

I listen to oldies

I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it

I hate the radio

I download music

I buy CD’s

Television

I spend at least six hours a day watching television

I watch soap operas daily

I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives

I’ve seen and like The OC

I’ve seen and like One Tree Hill

I’ve seen and like America’s Next Top Model - seen but not like

I’ve seen and like Popular

I’ve seen and like House

I’ve seen and like 24

I’ve seen and like CSI

I’ve seen and like Everwood

I’ve seen and like Doctor Who

I’ve seen and like The Vampire Diaries

I’ve seen and like Teen Wolf

I’ve seen and like Family Guy

I’ve seen and like Gilmore Girls

I’ve seen and like Big Brother

I’ve seen and like MTV Reality Shows - seen but not like

I’ve seen and like Pretty Little Liars

I’ve seen and like Sherlock

I’ve seen and like Supernatural

I’ve seen and like How I Met Your Mother

I’ve seen and like Sailor Moon

I’ve seen and like Grey’s Anatomy

I’ve seen and like something that everyone would hate

I’ve seen and dislike something that everyone would love - LOTS

Family Life

I get along with both of my parents

My biological parents are still together - i have no fucking clue lol

My mother abandoned me - LMFAO

My father abandoned me - LMFAO

I can’t help but be said that one of my parents left me

I have at least one brother

I have at least one sister

I have at least one step brother/sister

I have at least one half brother/sister

I have pets

I’ve been kicked out of the house

I’ve been grounded before

I’ve been scolded before

My parents have been verbally abusive - i personally think so...

I’ve ran away from my home

I’ve sworn at my parents

I’ve made my parents cry

My parents are very chill - for the most part

My parents are strict

My parents are disappointed in me

My parents want what is best for me

I feel like I am disappointing my parents

I am hiding something from my parents

I am close with my mom

I am close with my dad - not as much as my mom

I am close with a step-parent

I’ve lied to my parents

I’ve lied to my parents about where I am

I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing

I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out

I’ve lied to my parents about being single

I’ve lied to my parents about my sexuality - still am!!!

I’ve lied to my parents about school

I normally ask the other parent if one tells me no

I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded

I’ve walked out in the middle of an argument

Hair

I’ve cut my hair in the past year

I’ve dyed my hair in the past year

I’ve been blonde

I’ve had black - natural color

I’ve been red

I’ve been light brown

I’ve been medium brown

I’ve been brown - dyed color

I’ve had streaks

I’ve had purple/pink

I’ve been blue/green

I’ve gotten my hair thinned

I use conditioner

I’ve used silk therapy

I’ve used hot oil treatments

I’ve curled my hair

I’ve straightened my hair

I’ve braided my hair

I’ve had\want dreadlocks

Currently

I am currently content

I am happy

I am currently sad

I am currently irritated

I am currently numb

I am angry

I am feeling suicidal

I think I’ve made someone angry

I think I’ve made someone upset

Someone is ignoring me

Someone is angry at me

I don’t know what I’m going to do with my life

I feel like I’m going to be losing someone in the next two months

I want to drink

I want to smoke

I want to drive

I want to cry

School

I’ve thrown something at a teacher

I’ve yelled at a teacher

I’ve been suspended

I’ve had an in-school suspension

I’ve been sent to the principal’s office

I should of had truancy

I should have been expelled

I should have been suspended

I’ve walked out of class

I’ve skipped an entire day of school

I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class

I’ve failed a test

I’ve cheated on a test

I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test

I’ve failed Art

I’ve failed P.E

I’ve failed Math

I’ve failed Science - not the class, but failed a test within the class

I’ve failed another class

A teacher has called my parents - bc i was sick, not in trouble

A teacher has called my parents for a parent-teacher conference

I’ve been caught skipping

I’ve been on the honor roll

I’ve been on effort honor roll

Random

I think nerds are cute

A stranger has complimented me before

I always hold the door open if somebody behind me is going through the same door

The last shoes I wore were black

I own a pair of white flip flops

I have a personal xanga

I have a roleplay blog

I doodle on my notes during class sometimes - not usually but i have

Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday

Halloween is my favorite holiday

Christmas is my favorite holiday

I actually study for tests

I actually do big papers before the night it’s due

I cannot do a cartwheel

I can do a handstand underwater

I’m physically affectionate toward certain friends

I have not tried tomato soup with grilled cheese

I use AIM

I use Skype

I use Oovoo

I have the old version of AIM because I like it better than the new one

I’ve never had the chicken pox

I hate leaving voicemails

I like stuffed crust pizza

I have a scanner

I was named after somebody or something

I have a unique name

I hate my name - middle name specifically

I do not have a tattoo

There’s a piece of jewelry that I wear daily

I shower at night

I shower during the day - preferred

I shower early morning - least favorite

I prefer the sunrise over the sunset

The walls in my room are a color other than white

I have a picture of myself kissing somebody

My friends like to carry me around

I’m constantly misplacing my chapstick

I wear gray eyeliner

I’m not afraid of snakes

I’m not afraid of spiders

I’m not afraid of insects

I don’t get sick easily

I get sick easily

I like green tea ice cream

My nails are naturally healthy and strong

I have a job

I hate my job

I am looking for a second job

I have my own car

I still live with my parents

When I was little, I loved string cheese

I have to pee right now - not yet...

When I’m trying not to cuss, I yell out gibberish

I want a pet chinchilla

I love it when my car has a full tank of gas

We don’t have a desktop computer at my house

I don’t own a laptop

I want a laptop

My parents are from a country that isn’t the one we currently reside in

I dislike the wind

I dislike rain

I dislike snow

I’ve had 5+ piercings throughout my life

I’m the shortest adult in my family - not sure but i might be

I am the tallest adult in my family

I am the heaviest in my family

I am the thinnest in my family - not sure but i might be

I know someone is ignoring me

I almost always do my homework

My name ends in a vowel

I sing and dance obnoxiously when I’m home alone

I am obsessed with musicals

I am obsessed with horror

I am obsessed with action/drama

I am obsessed with romance

I like the way mango smells

I prefer silver over gold

I prefer white gold over silver

I already have plans for my future wedding

I fear I’ll end up being alone

My bathing suit is a two piece

I’ve taught somebody how to swim before

I cannot swim

The last highlighter I used was yellow

I know the first three ballet positions - LOL

I am a Taurus

I am a Cancer

I am a Libra

I am a Sagittarius

I find astrology interesting

I have masturbated before

I have wanted to push someone down the stairs