#I’m ready to retire

[possumsinatrenchcoat]

Anyone want to be my medieval patron and just give me enough money to live on in exchange for a painting every year or so

[mochikage]

[blogger-thoughts]

i’m so grateful for work but I’m so ready to be home right now lmao

[plumrat]

I’m 21 and job hunting but I’m about ready to retire right now

[liyazaki]

I caught a patron gawking at me before they blurted out, “I’m sorry but- how old are you?”

having been to the inappropriate-personal-questions rodeo many times, I sidestepped with a nonchalant “how old do you think I am?”

them, still looking mildly horrified: “like- 14?” this person seemed genuinely concerned that I should 1) still be in school & 2) that my workplace might be in violation of child labor laws.

dear reader, I’ve been in this field for 17 years & I’m turning 30 fucking 6 in 2ish weeks.

[dianasprnce]

SKYSCRAPER SEASON IS OFFICIALLY HERE

[cayde6feetunder]

In all seriousness “transandrophobia isn’t real” clowns on their way to call trans men “theyfabbies” and harass any trans man that gets even slightly upset at the rampant transphobia thrown at them by people instead of being soft uwu submissive females cuntboys and just rolling over and taking it because “well you have it EASY actually”

[maxwinchxster]

cant wait for all the gif sets of misha as harvey and jensen and beau that are gonna be captioned “retired destiel” or something. you know it’s gonna happen.

[seakicker]

so recently i’ve been working on a nsfw OC story because my character in a DND campaign i’m in fucked a fat milf a strip club and you know what it’s making me miss… genshin milf reader series

[daddy-long-legssss]

i know i was yearning for fall (and i welcome its arrival) but summer flew by as it always does and i feel like i didn’t listen to the ‘suck it and see’ album nearly enough!

i need one more sunny, warm day to listen to my beloved and twirl around in the sunshine outside. then i can properly kiss summer goodbye.

[holtbys-left-eyebrow]

i am ready to mourn nicklas backstrom’s retirement.

[wtfuckevenknows]

Moi is ready to go home now…

[robohintz]

Was gonna head to bed but I saw this and started giggling- “It’s ok to dream” 😭😭

[the-winchester-s-guardian]

Currently having a mental breakdown over Messi decision to leave Europe

[rowdent]

someone should’ve explained to me that liking sports is just really liking a guy and then hating everyone else that opposes him sooner

[feathertayl]

I’m going to need people in fandoms to stop pretending that it’s somehow feminist and empowering for a female character to get fridged and shoved into this typical 1950s nuclear family setting at the end of a series —especially if it’s a shounen series and it doesn’t make sense for the character to end up this way. It’s not anti-feminist to think that these characters deserved better than what their pea-brained (usually male) author wrote for them.