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Amyu, for Taamirau! ✨
#art#vielleart#artists on tumblr#character art#digital art#oc art#not my oc#pinup art#nsft#harpy#harpy art#harpy character#art commissions#commission#commissioned piece#commisions open#pin up illustration#jewelry only is#hhhh#I’m sweaty for her#thinking disrespectfully#aaaaaaaa
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Gets ur ass, gets ur ass, gets ur ass-
#she’s so sparkly!!#she slay!#I know her hands are sweaty tho#jk just got confirmation that they are in fact magic gloves#so they must be#uh#they have ac in them#I’m on college I promise#omg Keylime imagine her in some of the Beyoncé renaissance outfits omg#omg wow#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#marvel#wanda maximoff#xmen#for keylime#marvel fanart#xmen fanart
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I love how you draw Jessica sm
Thx :D she
#girl activity stumbling through the woods in the dark unsure of how u got there#I’m kissing her on the forehead (sweaty) and holding her hand (sweaty)#marble hornets#jessica locke#drawing#ask
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WrightWorth is sooooo ‘More than words’ by Extreme coded y’all im not even being silly. Take the cat ears off, this is important, it’s classic rock and it’s literally about valuing actions more than words and i HRHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH
#IM SO NOSTALGIC ABT THIS SONG#5 year old Mei would force her whole family to listen to it in the car at least thrice in a row every day#i’m not fucking with y’all#i genuinely was that annoying#BUT BESIDES THAT ITS STILL SOOOO#MMMMMM#DELICIOUS#i need more wrightworth content#i read Deschiper and now i’m crawling around like a bug#GOSH this song is so catchy#im overheated and sweaty but good lawd i have my queer lawyers to get me thru#ace attorney#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#narumitsu
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Arctober Day 6 aka Vi’s Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad [Several Months]
#arcane#arctober#vi#my art#arcane fanart#vi arcane#butch art#digital art#almost made a very nasty joke about fluids and putting my iPad in rice but I shan’t#I’m shy…#lesbian art#reblog this if you would lick her sweaty sticky nasty abs in a heartbeat#full open mouth drool all over the place#wait fuck I just said I’m shy. uhhhhhhhh#reblog this if u like her:))
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Hey Sci! So, did you get a chance to see the new Spiderverse this weekend? Bc there are some bits I think you'll definitely enjoy lol
not yet! but TODAY baby!!
i cant wait i cant wait i cant wait i cant wait
#I’m going with el .. the johnny ask blog mod .. ouugh I miss her can’t wait to see her#el if you’re seeing thibs brace yourself for massive sweaty hugs. it’s a heatwave and I am so stinky#sci speaks
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Sat down whilst cleaning the house and now I can’t get up :(
#I mean I can but I’m tired#also ugh the washing machine has chosen today to get mold over everything#which is problematic because I need to clean bedsheets and then dry them for tomorrow#but now they are covered in mold#but thankfully I have a spare set I can use and my SIL has taken the now moldy sheets to her house to wash them there#so no huge crisis but I do have other stuff to wash#cleaning it for like the third time today#also I need to hoover but I’ll wait til everyone else has left so that they don’t dirty my floors#and I need to shower but that might have to wait til tomorrow#but I’m very sticky from sunscreen and also sweaty from work
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The one time the sap course excited me was when I got to apply psychological theories and connect it to any piece of media.
What did I choose? The narrator from fight club and his self-actualization with Tyler Durden (the violent urge to instead go about their toxic codependent and very gay relationship and then cry about it and have big arrows pointing at the post-chemical burn kiss scene in the book and the narrator’s jealousy for Tyler’s attention etc etc)
Abigail Hobbs from Hannibal and the 4 archetypes (I wish to just ramble about how my girl isn’t evil and doesn’t deserve to be attacked she’s a victim I say I victim in my eyes a girl who’s trying to protect herself from being killed even if it is selfish plus falling onto an adult as a safety net)
And then Theo Raeken from teen wolf who was put with the hierarchy of needs which I wish was instead the 8 stages of psychosocial development instead ngl… (I wanted to yap about his redemption and him as a character and how he wasn’t inherently bad, just forced to be bad for the sake of survival like Abigail while also delving into his trauma and guilt over his sister)
I will continue to wait for the day I’m given a chance to just talk and write about something that I enjoy which is related to the subject for school. Please oh please give me another chance at this-
#i’m normal#one of these is not like the others#hint: werewolf tv show#not bcuz of the character#but bcuz of the quality of writing#but that’s okay#we still love her for that#fight club#hannibal#teen wolf#soapshipping#abigail hobbs#the narrator fight club#tyler durden#theo raeken#text post#sweaty’s rambles
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21 YEARS OF JACKASS THE MOVIE
#I’m normal about these Guys#no matter how many times I watch it i will always skip paper cuts#jackass#bam margera#ryan dunn#johnny knoxville#steve o#chris pontius#danger ehren#wee man#Preston lacy#ape was so funny in this#her reaction to the alligator will never not be funny#sweaty fat fucks is the best thing ever
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I was playing SkSw for the whatever time yesterday and kinda just. Realized smth. So there’s a blackout between the scene where you meet Fi and the scene where Link gets his knight uniform; I had lost a heart falling before that blackout, and when the blackout happened heard the telltale sound of hearts refilling. So, that could only mean Link slept, which even though the uniform cutscene takes place during the daytime and the meet Fi cutscene takes place at night, I never really thought about before.
I am thinking about it now. Oh, I am thinking about it.
Because just that night he learned about his destiny to save Zelda as the chosen hero of the goddess. Tomorrow he will wake up and put on his new uniform and plunge down to a surface world that only exists in his people’s legends, chasing after his childhood best friend with a literal metal sword lady as his guide. He’s never imagined anything beyond Skyloft. He’s never imagined Zelda being in any kind of danger. He’s never thought of them doing anything besides being best friends, living on Skyloft together and enjoying the daily antics of the town. And now he’s leaving everything he ever knew to go chase after Zelda in a place he didn’t even think existed.
And I just can’t stop thinking about it, because he’s Skyloft’s resident sleepyhead, known by literally the whole population for his love of sleep.
But I don’t think he slept a wink that night.
#it’s 4 am so I’m explaining this badly but my thoughts are spinning him like a wheel of cheese#I can just imagine him lying on his back#staring at the ceiling in the blackness#and maybe he can’t breathe#and maybe it’s all too much to process#so he just. holds Zelda’s sailcloth against his cheek and tries to think about her#and tries to sleep bc if she was there she would tell him he needed rest for his journey#but he can’t#no matter what he does#and he’s sweaty and the sheets are too hot and the shadows are suffocating him#and he looks around his room and it’s familiar it’s so familiar but he thinks about what he has to do tomorrow#and suddenly his room feels foreign#so he stares at the ceiling and hugs Zelda’s sailcloth and tries to sleep#but he is hot and he thinks he sees things in the darkness and Zelda is screaming#and he does not sleep#skyward sword#legend of zelda#link#sky link
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january 1st and the day after your birthday have the same energy
#something about reminiscing about the year that just passed and what changed and what didn’t#im just always being self reflective in the worst way on those days#and it was supposed to be diffierent today! i was supposed to visit a friend and pet her cats!#but she got food poisoning 😔#so now i’m sad and sweaty and cat-less#why am i like this
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I’m loving the idea that Gideon probably thinks Harrow doesn’t find her attractive.
Like putting aside the fact Gideon thinks Harrow doesn’t care about her etc etc, from her point of view Harrow has expressed interest in one woman: a literal dead corpse. She was in Harrow’s mind for her weird thing with Ianthe where at one point Harrow even admits that if Ianthe showed her even a tiny bit of kindness in that moment she would have been hers.
And Gideon looks NOTHING like either of them. Gideon is healthy with muscles and short chopped hair. 
Add that to the fact I’m willing to bet money that Harrow did in fact Gideon attractive from the moment she entered puberty and was PISSED about it and I’m having a great time imagining Gideon getting the shock of her life.
#the locked tomb#Gideon Nav#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#Gideon after they get together: guess I’m your type now that I was kinda dead#Harrow who had three notebooks filled with rants about the injustice of Gideon being so hot but so annoying: yeah sure#Harrow Age 13: Griddle is so fucking dumb and I hate her and I hate her dumb smile and her dumb hair !!! I’m going to go fight her !!!!#Harrow age 16 after seeing Gideon all sweaty after practice: hope this doesn’t awaken something inside me#Harrow age 17 with her boot on Gideon’s chest: whoops
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Y’all I have had a DAY
So first of all I woke up to see that my bike got stolen, like they cut through the freaking cable, so I had to file a report but I didn’t contact the police just yet cuz I had to leave for an appointment but turns out they still didn’t have the thing I needed in stock even though they said to come in specifically today so I had to drive back to my parking lot and then walk twenty minutes in the sweltering heat back to my dorm (hence why I needed my bike but oh well) and then I filed a report and my dad and I were talking about what to do and then the campus police called me back and asked what kind of bike I had and I replied with the make and model and they asked “is it green?”
And I was like hol up
And so I said “yeah it’s silver with green and white accents”
And they were like “I think we have your bike”
And I nearly wept for joy
They picked me up in a police car and we drove to a garage and lo and behold my bike was there 😭
Apparently they had found it lying down in a random field (like wtf????)
And I looked it over and everything looked fine, but the only thing that was off was that the chain had come kinda undone, but after pedaling it for a second, it was because the bozo who took it didn’t understand how gears worked apparently and the chain needed a sec to catch up to the gear change, and just abandoned the bike 😭😭😭
So I have it back now 🥹 but I need to replace the bike lock cuz mine’s broken so it’s in my dorm rn
But my god this day has been all over the place
#my poor roommates gonna come back and see a random bike in her room like ????#💀💀💀#but yeah long story short my nerves are fried and I’m very sweaty#and it’s only two o clock#🎶song sings🎶
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ya girl has covid (most likely)
#I saw most likely because I took an expired test and it was negative#but my mom has Covid and I was around her and got sick right after her#I’m fine#I only really feel bad when I start running fever which has been happening on and off since yesterday#I just take an Advil and a nap and wake up all sweaty#I’m just spending my time off reading PGSM in front of a space heater and exiting on tea and honey#it’s been four days and today is the only day I felt congested#but my throat has been scratchy since the day after Christmas#and it’s straight up raw today#honestly minus the fever sinus infections are worse than this#my mom has it a lot worse and has like fatigue and everything#I’m just not going get actually diagnosed because I’m 99% sure it’s Covid and I don’t really feel bad#so I’ll just quarantine like it’s Covid unless it ends up lasting much longer then I’ll go get it checked
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“do you post your gameplay on reddit?” I’d rather gouge my eyes out tbh. reddit users only know how to cheese malenia and brag about it like it’s the most impressive thing ever to exist. they like to ‘destroy her’ as they put it, I like to take my time and actually fight her plus I love her we are not the same
#if sweaty r*ddit incels watched my clips and heard a girls voice can you imagine the horror#they’d be questioning if i’m actually playing or cheating#i see people do this to MissMikkaa when she plays with a dance pad#men playing the game in ridiculous ways is fine but as soon as a girl does it they all become an inspector#trying to catch you out or something#doing fast fights is all good hell i do them too sometimes but that is literally ALL these ppl can do with her fight#anyway i don’t think i’ve seen anyone say anything nice about her fight on that site so it’s never been the place for me#malenia i love you and i’m sorry that people still act this way#tumblr has the only nice elden ring community everywhere else gives me a headache
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teacher who keeps violating my 504 when I once again claim she’s violating my 504: this seems like it’s continuously your problem that you’re bringing up
me, about to maim her: oh does it?
#Shaking and sweaty I’m so fucking angry#Me: hey I can’t complete projects if not provided with clear directions as specified in this literal legal document#And as told to you by the woman in charge of my literal legal document#Her: you should stop bringing this up like this#Like have you fucking considered that maybe I’m fucking tired of it#When ahead of you has literally already talked to you about it
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