#I'M SO GAY. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE UNIVERSE'S WORST GAYS NEXT

[lumieron]

ALL-IN: THIS IS THE MARCH OF THE FOOLS

[katebishopfan]

No Vacancy: Part 2 (H.S)

Hailee POV:

Alright, universe.

What the absolute fuck was that?!

I just got played so hard. I let myself believe that Y/n could actually like a girl like me. I seriously thought she could've been into me. I mean she placed her God damn hand on my thigh!! Then suddenly she called that Jenna girl babe. I would now like to curl up in a ball and die.

"Y/n, are you coming to the party on Saturday?" Someone a couple seats in front of us yells. Y/n glances up from her lap and looks around for where the voice came from. "Over here dumbass, it's Meghan." The voice adds. Y/n chuckles softly and looks over at the girl two rows down and shrugs.

"I might be able to come but I doubt it. Mrs. Phillips is having a big test on Monday and I'll need to practice all weekend so I don't fail, which I can't really do if I'm extremely hungover." Y/n replies in that charismatic tone that could tell me my entire family had just died and still give me butterflies. The girl nods her head and turns back to whoever she's sitting with.

"Hey Y/n who's the cute chick next to you?" Someone else asks and I freeze. Y/n's jaw clenches and she raises an eyebrow at the boy.

"Sorry, sorry just asking." He adds raising his hands up innocently.

"Mind your own business Johnson." Is all she says before turning back to me and smiling. "Sorry about that, horny teenage boys are the worst." She adds softly. Okay- wait why was that so hot?! No, Hailee she has a girlfriend. Wait that means she gay. Holy shit! Dude did you just figure that out..

"It's okay.." I reply awkwardly. Oh my God Hailee what was that???

"I'll beat him up if you want." She offers jokingly mimicking a right hook. That was so cute. Good lord I'm too far gone.

"I think you definitely should. I mean how could even let that stand?" I tease back. Wow I managed to get out a decent sentence way to go.

"Of course pretty girl. Anything for you." She murmurs kissing my hand and smirking. Holy shit fuckers her lips were just on my hand. Oh my lord I'm never washing that hand ever again. I feel my face light up and I giggle. "How should I dispose of him darling?" She adds her eyes looking into mine with a mix of mock seriousness and playfulness. These pet names are seriously going to be the death of me.

"It's completely up to you my brave protector." I reply without even stuttering which might I add is definitely an improvement. Her brows furrow in concentration before her entire face lights and she moves closer.

"I think I should just beat him up. Let all the boys know they should never mess with Y/n or her girl." I'm melting. I think I'm going to die. Y/n just called me HER GIRL!!!!!!!! I barely nod in response as I short circuit. "Haiz are you okay?" She adds confused. Oh my lord she did it again holy shit. That gorgeous hand of her is killing me slowly. It moves around softly on my thigh and squeezes me gently.

"Hmm yeah I just um spaced out for a sec." I reply smiling up at her.

"Okay, I was worried I was going to have get your attention via tickling." She teases.

"You wouldn't dare." I reply boldly placing my hand on hers. She shrugs mischievously before her other hand slips under my shirt and grazes my abdomen beginning to tickle me. I squirm around and kick my legs out while her other hand holds down one my hands. "Ahhh Y/n L/n stop right now!!" I squeal through laughter.

"Never." She states firmly continuing to move her hand around my waist trying to find the my most ticklish spot.

"Y/n I swear to God if you don't stop I'll literally never speak to you again." I threaten playfully but it gets her to stop.

"Never again?" She asks in baby voice, a large pout covering her face. I swear I'm dreaming.

"Never." I confirm firmly watching her stick her lip out.

"Fine, you win Haizy. But always remember you are the cruelest person I know." She replies sadly as she removes her hands from under my shirt. My breath hitches as I suddenly realize how close we are. Her eyes glance down at my lips before she backs up.

"Oh well.." I stutter distractedly. I'm still very flustered from how close I was to my crush.

"It's okay because I love you anyways." She murmurs softly. No way she just said she loves me.

"Oh you love me?" I tease.

"That's when you're supposed to say I love you too Hails." Y/n replies jokingly.

"Hmm, I'll have to think about. I'll get back to you in 2-5 business days." I joke.

"Nooooooo, this is why I have Amazon prime." She whines pulling me onto her lap. "I need you to say you love me or else I won't be able to survive." She pouts unhappily. I smirk at her and she continues to pout at me.

"Beg."

"Pleaseeeeeeee Hailee, tell me you love me pwetty pwease." Adding her baby voice at the end.

"I, Hailee Steinfeld, love you Y/n L/n." I announce. I mean.. She might be joking but I'm sure as hell not. Her face breaks out into a grin and she giggles happily.

"I love you too, princess." My heart explodes with joy and I try to ignore the fact that we're just playing around. The bus suddenly stops and I realize we're at my stop.

"This is my stop.." I mumble sadly. Her face falls as she looks out the window at my house.

"Give me your phone." She demands and I pass it to her confused. I grab my bag and look back at her. She's holding out my phone for me. I take it and start to move off her lap. She grabs my waist and I freeze. Her lips meet my cheek for a couple of seconds before she pulls back and lets go of me. I blush and get off of her walking towards the front of the bus.

Y/n POV:

I probably shouldn't have kissed her cheek. Whatever, I wanted to so I did. I can't do anything about it now. I think I just fell in love.

"So, what the hell was that?" I sigh softly and turn towards Brian who's looking at me expectantly.

"I don't know." I reply. It's the truth, I have no idea what just happened. It was a like a fever dream, a really wonderful fever dream.

"Y/n, you are aware that you have girlfriend right?" I can't tell if he's joking or serious. He's right of course, I'm dating Jenna and even if I didn't directly kiss Hailee on the lips I definitely did not act like a good girlfriend.

"Yeah, I know. I just..." I trail off trying to faint the words to explain how I'm feeling but my brain can't form any sentences.

"She seems like a nice girl Y/n." I nod and look away for a few seconds. "What I'm saying is don't you dare break her heart." He explains seriously before turning back to his phone and placing his airpods in. I slump down in my seat and close my eyes softly. I'm screwed.

Hailee POV:

Is this wrong to do? My thumb is hovering over the call button but I can't tell if I actually want to speak to her.

Your Protector<3

My heart melted when I first saw the contact but now I can't tell how I feel. Of course I want to call her, I desperately need to hear her melodic voice but I know it's not the right thing to do. Part of me knows that she feels the same way and might not pick up the call. The other part doesn't care about anyone else, it just wants to be near Y/n. To hold her and be held by her. I don't think I've ever felt more conflicted than how I feel right now.

"Hey sis, how was school?" Griffin voice asks. It jolts me out of my confused trance which I'm grateful for.

"Um it was normal." I stutter. Well shit, now he's definitely going to know something not normal. Nice going Hailee.

"Really, It was "normal"? C'mon Hails you always have something interesting to say about school, it's not like you to have a "normal" day so tell me. What're you hiding?" Griffin asks after having his Sherlock Holmes moment.

"IsatwithY/nonthebusnandknowIdon'twhattodobecausewewereflirtingbutshehasagirlfriendnamedjenna." Griffin raises an eyebrow.

"English please."

"I sat with Y/n on the bus-"

"Y/n like Y/n L/n?" Griffin interrupts sounding confused.

"Yes, the girl I've had a crush on since forever." I exclaim exasperated.

"Wait, Y/n L/n is crush Y/n!?" Griffin exclaims. I nod my head slowly as he paces around the room.

"Can I continue?" I ask. He nods and I sigh.

"So I was sitting with Y/n and we started talking, which led to flirting." I take a deep breath and continue. "Then all the sudden her friend Brian got a call and he passed the phone to Y/n, but when she took call she called the person babe!!"

"Wait so you were flirting with your crush who actually has a girlfriend." Griffin asks trying to fully grasp the situation.

"Yeah, but then after that she flirted with me a lot and I flirted with her and it was really, really cute then she was being all protective when this guy hit on me. Then she was like being really hot and calling me all these pet names like darling and princess and it was ughhh like literally the sexiest thing ever. And don't even think about judging me right because I've had to listen to you gush about girls so it's my turn. Oh also she tickled me and her hands went fully under my shirt and I melted internally. She also told me that she loved me. Which might sound bad but it was in like teasingly flirty way and she pouted until I told her I loved her and then she said it back like she went "I love you too princess" Like what!?" I gasp for breath and Griffin stares at me like I'm crazy before slowly blinking a couple of times.

"Well that was a lot of information. How're you feeling?" He replies after a couple moments of silence. I shrug and he opens up his arms.

Y/n POV:

I'm sitting quietly on my bed trying to figure out what to do. I check the time in my phone and realize it's 6pm. I should probably go over to Jenna's. All the sudden my phone starts ringing and I sigh when I see it's not Hailee.

"Hey babe are you coming over soon?" Jenna asks excitedly.

"Um yeah, but we need to talk." I reply seriously.

"Okay, about what?" She replies innocently. "Oh, also I invited a couple of our friends too, but not like a party." She adds.

"So definitely a party." I tease, Jenna has a bad tendency to throw parties by inviting "A couple of friends" and then it spirals til suddenly there's three hundred horny teenagers, making out in every room of her house.

"You know I don't like excluding people!" She whines as I chuckle softly. I'll just have to get Jenna alone to talk to her.

"It's okay, I'll be over soon." I reply. I grab my jacket and keys throwing on my jacket and shoving my keys into my pocket before slipping out the window.

A/N

That's right, another super high-quality oneshot from yours truly ;)

[baekhvuns]

Ha ha ha anon my Woo biased and Ouran enthusiast friend would like a word with you...

I was getting better with my Seonghwa obsession, but NO he had to become a white haired man, sigh...... HWA IK YOU'RE HERE: WEAR AN ACTUAL SKIRT NEXT 🗣MINGI MINGI YELLOW ORANGE I love that he didn't cut his hair he's a real one (I jinxed it probably)

What??? No tbh a comeback this year makes no sense, because they're so booked. Maybe a repackage or something special? Also FUCK OFF I HAVE NO MONEY!!! I'm counting on that Cyberpunk MV 🤡 or perhaps they started shooting some stuff for a new cb, but we will see it in a few months...

Shinestars are greedy af lmao

Yeah Jennie can't have peace, first got shit for her relationship with Kai, now this 😭 of course stans are crazy as hell and the worst human beings, I saw some Taekookers losing their shit and also bringing Jimin into it again? The guy's barely doing anything, leave him be 😬 someone has to take that gummi bear or whatever person down

SHIT WTF THEY'RE HARRY HERMIONE AND RON, I can't believe in this universe I ship Harry with Hermione though jduajshdjadbduwukashue. Anyway my Kakeru </3 I need to finish the manga sometime.

Oh no, makes me wanna not continue with BM tbh 😅

Speaking of things coming true this is YTuber/baker Hwa from my dream, from the Little Star bakery I-

Did you see 2 Baddies 1 Porsche was supposed to be called 2 Bitches... SM stop trying to make them into fuck boys, one guy actually believed it and look what happened 🤡 I'm kinda tired of them not wearing shirts all the time 😭 please calm down that's so unnecessary

Gonna bookmark that tdrama then, but it'll have to wait until I go through other shit 😶

There was part 2 voting for Hwa's best parts, but come on??? Over 5k votes for BWY, not even the actual best part of that song, be serious people!!! DV won this time!

Villain reader Hwa... actually what if white hair? You know, it would make him look more regal and royally, you know? Snow Prince or whatever, pure, but reader's gonna stain him heh. I was thinking DV Hwa at first, but we need white Hwa content now

Also, when I saw Jun I thought it was San??? His song is giving Taemin, previously Hoshi's Spider was very Taeminesque, thank you for honouring the king!

And new long haired anime man unlocked! Looks a bit like Howl.

I watched ep 1 and 2 of Love in Contract and wow a gay character? Also why do the male leads have more chemistry with him than PMY's character jsusieusudhsyeys overall it's kinda fun? It doesn't matter anyway I'm just gonna stare at Jae Young, 2nd lead syndrome here we fucking go another Seo Jun... I saw so many people say they'll skip to his parts only 😭 and he has A CATTTTTT - DV 💖

hi hello!! this is so late i was busy kickin the door waving the coco actually

Ha ha ha anon my Woo biased and Ouran enthusiast friend would like a word with you... I was getting better with my Seonghwa obsession, but NO he had to become a white haired man, sigh...... HWA IK YOU'RE HERE: WEAR AN ACTUAL SKIRT NEXT 🗣MINGI MINGI YELLOW ORANGE I love that he didn't cut his hair he's a real one (I jinxed it probably)

HAHA. GONNA HAVE A PRESS CONFERENCE WITH THE ANON 🔫🔫 no me too, i thought maybe, just maybe ill tone it down and them i got the notif for the live and the way i gASPED AT HIS HAIR first the hair and then the skirt??? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 how can this man be so fine, need to have an appointment with his parents real fast,,, MINGI IS A LEGEND THIS MAN IS SO UNPREDICTABLE 😭😭😭 ok but mingi with longer hair 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ on my knees 6ft under ground

What??? No tbh a comeback this year makes no sense, because they're so booked. Maybe a repackage or something special? Also FUCK OFF I HAVE NO MONEY!!! I'm counting on that Cyberpunk MV 🤡 or perhaps they started shooting some stuff for a new cb, but we will see it in a few months...

no literally??? where will that he coming from?? ateez repackage era starting??? LMFAOOOO FVKWDJWK BANK ACCOUNT REALLY GO 📉📉 but hwa white hair photobook…

Shinestars are greedy af lmao /// Yeah Jennie can't have peace, first got shit for her relationship with Kai, now this 😭 of course stans are crazy as hell and the worst human beings, I saw some Taekookers losing their shit and also bringing Jimin into it again? The guy's barely doing anything, leave him be 😬 someone has to take that gummi bear or whatever person down

shinestar’s so greedy, their own man spoils the shit out of them 😭😭 no literally like the whole “my favs can’t date but i can” ???? girlies u hearing yourselves 😭😭🤚🏼 BRUHHHH LEAVE JIMIN ALONE THAT MAN GETS DRAGGED INTO EVERYTHING 😭😭😭 u know what,,, thv and kai have similar vibes,,, i see ur ass jennie i SEE U,, no someone gotta sue gumi dude into jail bc how the fUCK do u have the time to hack into someone’s icloud 😭😭 jennie babe pls change passwords

SHIT WTF THEY'RE HARRY HERMIONE AND RON, I can't believe in this universe I ship Harry with Hermione though jduajshdjadbduwukashue. Anyway my Kakeru </3 I need to finish the manga sometime.

THAKDBWKDBWK DO U SEE IT BC THE HAIR COLOURS BE MATCHING TOO,,, ok ik ron and hermoine are a thing but hermoine and viktor were endgame >>>

Oh no, makes me wanna not continue with BM tbh 😅

i would rec watching it but they rushed it so had i don’t even believe it ended unless they got a season 2 😭😭 it was a k-trauma rather than kdrama

Speaking of things coming true this is YTuber/baker Hwa from my dream, from the Little Star bakery I-

Did you see 2 Baddies 1 Porsche was supposed to be called 2 Bitches... SM stop trying to make them into fuck boys, one guy actually believed it and look what happened 🤡 I'm kinda tired of them not wearing shirts all the time 😭 please calm down that's so unnecessary

I SAW RHQKDHQKDHWK tbh that wouldve been so iconic screaming at the concerts 😭😭 BFMHEJD nct fuckboys??? nct frat boys >> nO YEAH the thirst traps pls just one mv with no flashing ur already hot pls and just genuine good r&b music

Gonna bookmark that tdrama then, but it'll have to wait until I go through other shit 😶

ur absolutely gonna its like every hwa fic romcom au come true!

There was part 2 voting for Hwa's best parts, but come on??? Over 5k votes for BWY, not even the actual best part of that song, be serious people!!! DV won this time!

ok but the bwy pink tux >>> 😮‍💨😮‍💨 never knew a man could look so fine in pink tux fbwmdbsn AS IT FUCKING SHOULD DV HWA WAS CUNTY

Villain reader Hwa... actually what if white hair? You know, it would make him look more regal and royally, you know? Snow Prince or whatever, pure, but reader's gonna stain him heh. I was thinking DV Hwa at first, but we need white Hwa content now

since he will be rhe king the white hair does suit,,, but theres something about black haired hwa but maybe that one for next time! silver hwa it is! “but reader's gonna stain him heh” OH??? reader gonna stain his everything pls be ready for it next DBDBD

Also, when I saw Jun I thought it was San??? His song is giving Taemin, previously Hoshi's Spider was very Taeminesque, thank you for honouring the king!

AYOOO IT WAS LIKE GEURILLA SAN !!!!! YES YOURE SO RIGHT TAEMINIFICATION OF SEVENTEEN IS HAPPENING GOD 🤲🏼🤲🏼 now someone needs to cover taemin’s heaven

And new long haired anime man unlocked! Looks a bit like Howl. /// I watched ep 1 and 2 of Love in Contract and wow a gay character? Also why do the male leads have more chemistry with him than PMY's character jsusieusudhsyeys overall it's kinda fun? It doesn't matter anyway I'm just gonna stare at Jae Young, 2nd lead syndrome here we fucking go another Seo Jun... I saw so many people say they'll skip to his parts only 😭 and he has A CATTTTTT - DV 💖

the characters are all so different in personalities its so nice to watch the dramas being more progressive !! OH MY GOF TBANDHWK UR SO RIGHT THEY HAD MORE OF A CHEMISTRY THAN MISS MINYOUNG U ARE SO CORRECT,, my theory is to make Ateez watch this show someone bc they talk about canada and esp van, so if they watch it, they will consider a tour there and my entire world would be insanely happy <3 IT IS FUN JAEYOUNG’s character is so funny and cute 😭😭 on my way to adopt and he, so tall???? oh my god??? LMFAOOOO IM ONE OF THOSE PPL but the ceo seems nice too except his creepy ass story 😭😭 aND HIS CAT JAMIE FBWMDBWK SO CUTE,,, jaeyoung vampire drama when

BUT??? HIS HANDS???

THE TONGUE

HWARMS

[rissa-posts]

Why representation in media is needed

Let's start this off by saying that I was born in the south... you can already see where this is going. My parents mindset is "I don't accept the LGBTQ+, but I won't do anything actively against it." That is important to note because it is better than being violent towards LGBTQ+, but it is still homophobic. Think of it as me being born on the threshold of closed mindedness and open mindedness (born on the wrong side, but easy to cross over)

The first representation in media was Nico coming out in Rick Riodan's House of Hades. I thought of it as a literal joke, a punchline. It only got worse when I overheard my mom recommend to another mom not to read it because Nico was gay. Me, being a young impressionable child, decided that day that gay=bad. (Because parents are always right, right?)

The next representation I saw was a minor character in a book who just happened to be gay. The important thing about this was that it literally didn't affect the plot at all. I mention a book who's title I can't even remember because I remember not recommending it because a minor character was gay. At 14 years old, I was censoring the LGBTQ+ community.

Skipping forward a year, my sister and I wanted How to Get Away With Murder. My sister absolutely loved Coonor and his arc. (Obviously she was more accepting than I was.) I was kind of quiet, so I didn't admit to her that I didn't really accept of the LGBTQ+ community. I just listened to her rant about Connor. This is kind of what started my transition towards acceptance.

Next up: Anime. The thing about Anime is that it is mostly queerbaiting (especially the ones I watched) so this mostly goes out to the fandoms. I was the heteronormative shipper, but I was definitely exposed to all of the gay ships. My sister also watched some of these with me, and she would just rant about her favorite ships and point out any cute moments. I actually found some of the ships cute, and by the end of my anime phase, I was shipping several gay ships.

Last up, cartoons. I had my wisdom teeth pulled, and binged Avatar and Korra in 3 days. I remember that when I watched Korra, I naturally veered toward the heteronormative ships. But I also remember being pleasantly surprised and ginuenly happy when Korra and Asami became canon. Why? Because Korra deserved someone who made her happy instead of confused. This was the first gay ship I had formed without the influence of my sister, which was a huge step in my little journey.

I can't tell you the specific steps between LoK and now, but I can tell you that I have grown. Now, I watch Steven Universe, She-Ra, Dragon Prince, etc., and I get excited about representation. I was happy when Rupphire had their wedding, I ship ALL the character on She-Ra, and can't wait to see the promised rep in Dragon Prince. In fact, what spurred me to write this was me reading an article on how the latest episode of SU was a trans metaphor and I rewatched the episode right then and there as I realized how different I was from my 12 year old self.

Now all of this had been in media, but that soon changed. I was at a sleepover with my sister and her friends just this year when all of them came out to me a bi. (Yes, all of them.) I'm pretty sure my exact words were "cool, but it's your turn now, can you play a card?" I was happy for them, but I didn't see them any differently. They were still my friends.

So you want to fight for representation? Go for it. You want to ship a non-cannon gay ship? Please do. Because if I had not been exposed to it I would be the one voting against you. I would be the one censoring your representation. Worst of all, I could've lost a lot of my friends, including my own sister. The thought that I could've become that is absolutely disgusting.

Edit: please dont say anything about my parents, my sister and I have made a point to bring up gay rights in any conversation. Their worldviews have changed too!