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c0nes · 1 year

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#two mimir #tandemaus #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon gen 9 #sorry bintendo i pirated this game but i wouldve bought it if i knew it was such a good game at the end #that ending was actually so good id put it as my favourite pokemon game #and the music holy fuck my ears were blessed #okok next time I will buy the new game #shit made me crave sandwiches so bad then i made my own bread and got sick of sandwiches after 2 weeks #now im getting tired of caesar salad #i need more recipes for work #i promised myself i would never buy another drink at gongchass after they fired me but then they released some cute ass 3d keychains #I'll just get my bf to do it #i wanna play the next gow #please let me refund aitsf 2 i dont feel. like playing it but steam wont let me #idk why I'm too lazy to play it even tho the games expensive ash #need more multiplayerr games to play with friends #terraria got boring after 2 days #zomboid is good #plate up got boring after a week #where is my motivation to play apex #raft is dead #devour need more maps #no im not going to play LOL or AOE #i wish i celebrated christmas #if I could experience something again it would b my childhood xmas spirit and mythical-y energy #i feel like ill always be mentally stuck at 17 #how bout i physically go back to 17 too i dont want to start paying my fuel #shit goes down so fast

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cockwarmeralt · 10 days

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I want an older man to gain my trust and make me see him as a mentor and father figure and then fuck me like a slut after pressuring me into having sex with him. Forcing me to do the depraved things he likes best.

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mulderscully · 3 months

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i want more domestic firstprince

#rwrb #i keep thinking how much i miss the stuff after storming the palace #the book stuff #like all the soft gentle bf stuff #and how that doesn't mean the movie is BAD it's just romcom books and romcom movies are formatted differently #in books the third act break up is usually p small on contrast to the rest #but in a movie that's the entire climax #and often they just get together at the v end #so with the movie we just skip past the MONTHS after texas #remember texas happens in september. the election is in nov. that's two months we breeze past where they're in an established relationship #and i love what we do see but i wish so much there has been another montage of emails after too #i DO think there is gonna be a sequel and i'll eat my words but #just thinking abt how books and movies are different mediums

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bylertruther · 2 years

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byler + santa clarita diet au where will is sheila and mike is joel. you nod and clap and agree because you know that it fucks severely and fits them perfectly, yes

summary for the uninitiated:

#blood tw #mine #will is literally zombie boy n mike is Like That . liek. please ... . . it suits them so well they're already canonically halfway there #will Goes Thru Some Shit n comes back wrong aka he's actually zombie boy #mike is just like his canon s2 self. knows fuck-all abt what's going on with his monster bf but he tries his best bc one thing abt him is #he WILL support n defend not only will's gay rights ... but also his gay wrongs 🫶#they don the s2 tunnel outfits not to go into the tunnels obvi but bc they're making n packing will's 'lunches' for the week #hashtag meal planning bc mike breaks down 2 will one time n says if they're going to do this they're going to do it RIGHT gdi #sits down at his laptop later and scrolls through housewife pinterest for hours to get all the cleaning + meal planning tips #will says he's on a caveman diet or some other bullshit bc he can't eat people food anymore only raw meats #the party thinks its fucking Gröse n dustin doesn't buy it n el says eW wiLL [insert a grimace she 100% learned from mike here]#in the early days when they're still getting the hang of things or shit just goes fucky during um . well. them getting will some Lunch #they hit an artery or smth idk n get blood on mike's sweater and he whines abt it SO much and NEVER lets will forget tht it #was his FAVORITE sweater actually!!!! the things he does for love smh..... 🙄#clasps my hands 2gether. ok so which one of u is writing it then . teacher voice It's Okay I'll Wait .#DFBJHBDJHBFJDHJ #ideas

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cherubshert · 3 months

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Sm protect your artist challenge failed multiple times lets see if they finally get it right now(probably not)

as a my and briize i just really wanna see sm be a good company for once like how r u the top kpop company, even one of the first kpop companies in general and you fucking suck at the basic part of your job...

i used to be an exo-l and bro they sucked then, and they suck more now.

#riize #and fuck everyone whose mad at a stranger for dating #get a fuckin life #and bring seunghan back I'm actually pissed #if anton and sohee go on hiatus i just dk what'll do #that company is a lost fuckin cause #and the ppl that made karina apologize for having a bf #get bitches #ok sorry I'll go to my diary now instead

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mishkakagehishka · 3 months

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Like we'll never make proper progress bc too many women have internalised misogyny and are quite happy with it bc they see their successful conforming to gender roles as something they should be proud of and other women's "unsuccessful" conforming as something to shame. Why? My assumption is bc they also don't want to have to conform 24/7 and are bitter when confronted with women who have decided they won't bother anymore. I like to think that bc then there's at least some hope for them.

#it could also just be ''if i conform and hate like a man then i'll be successful despite the patriarchy'' but #idk i hope it is just a misguided envy and want to break free from societal expectations #i get it. i wish i didn't feel like i have to put on make-up too but it's baby steps #i took it off now and i'll see my bf without it even tho i feel like i don't look ''good enough'' for a bare face but #it's my natural face and it's always good enough #but anyway and this successful conforming as a point of pride?#let me be controversial. it's bc you all fell for the beauty industry's rebranding into #''self-care and self-expression'' and are now fully convinced it's a choice that is never influenced by anything #other than what the woman wants. make-up is fun and a way to express yourself so that woman who doesn't do it #must just not be able to do it how sad and pathetic lol #but it's not self-care of self-expression if you're using it to change your natural appearance #i am only pro-make-up if it's used to emphasise or genuinely have fun but i don't trust the world with it at all so #idk. i kinda grew to like slathering my cheeks and nose in pink glittery blush bc i like to look cutesy #but i hate feeling like i have to use concealer. etc etc.#one is a fashion accessory one is ''i need to look perfect at all times bc society expects that from me'' and THAT is what we need less of

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tirfpikachu · 2 months

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man i'm such a great lover too is the thing :( not to toot my own tits

#lay text #like tenderness and passion and being cherished THAT'S ALL I WANT TO GIVE A WOMAN #like sex is never just sex for me #idk. i need the right girl thrown my way #idk if i can keep doing sex flings and giving my all and receiving crumbs like. sometimes a butch wants to be cherished too #like maybe i want to be seduced too #i'm always the one complimenting seducing touching saying sweet and dirty things and just Making Things Happen #i'm always the one giving sweet gestures out of nowhere and just trying to make girls feel so special. i try so hard #but i get so little #maybe i should just lower my expectations #i'm still so sad the new girl i liked didn't like me back :( i feel really embarrassed. i reached and held her hand TWICE too!! so cringe!!#and i'm watching my ex live this wonderful perfect romance with a new potential bf and ngl i'm rly jealous i want smtg like that too :(#not with them GOD FORBID THAT WAS HELL #but just with a special girl #i hope i'll find her this year bc i'm getting tired #i've only truly felt desired and cherished by my xmas fling and it ended so bad. i want that feeling again. but better

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ethereal--moon · 8 months

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my current wyllach run so far is this:

karlach: do you ever want to talk about your feelings, wyll?

wyll: no.

gale: i do!

karlach: i know, gale.

gale: i'm sad...

karlach: i know, gale.

#also hi i survived my midterms #gale is bored bc i left his vampire bf at the campsite #so now he's getting chatty with me bc i kept making karlach do things that gained his approval and now they're besties #meanwhile wyll won't even talk to karlach :(#i think he'll talk to her during the next Long Rest... but i'm not ending the day just yet so until then i'll be quietly yearning 💔#nin.txt

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thenightowlintown · 2 years

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Batman slaps Robin meme:

#superman son of kal el #spoilers #robin #superman #damian wayne #jon kent #jay nakamura #dc comics #my chaotic and feral son #my inspiration #got get him dami #he wasted no time #he was like since my solo is cancelled i'll just spread my chaoticness here #lemme just slap this egg head #how dare you torment my bff and his bf #you're doing great sweetie

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terroristiraqi · 4 months

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i genuinely feel sick lol like it's never been this bad

#p #ive been absolutely inconsolable since like october like i'll have a good few days and then crash for a week #i feel guilty for just existing my head is pounding im so exhausted #its been really bad this last month i can barely get out of bed in the morning #getting to see bf is the only reason i can get up and out of the house sometimes lmfao #i dont wanna go to class i dont wanna do homework i dont even wanna do fun stuff i dont wanna crochet like i feel like there's something #pressing down on me constantly and i cant bring myself to move #been practically nonstop crying for like 2 weeks i feel like i cant breathe #im so tired bro its not even cute 😭

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cockwarmeralt · 15 days

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I mean this unironically and with so much love in my heart. Old hairy fat men ily & this boycunt is open use for you. I touch myself thinking abt a lot of stuff and older men make me so horny. Especially the perverts. Break this little boy open, please?

#ftm breeding #ftm nsft #ftm bottom #ftm puppy #dm me #ftm sub #nsft t4t #send anons #older guys #older daddy #older men do it better #older dad bf #ftm dd/lb #i just want an older man to be nice to me and fuck my little boycunt #I'll call you daddy or sir or your name or anything I'll call you dad or my perv uncle if it's what gets you off #just remind me that I'm a little boy made to break and be bred under you #ily fat hairy old men

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doecrossing · 5 days

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Girl why have I been so fucked up this past week or so I rlly thought I was beyond this

#i think ive just been understimulated so im going crazy #i need to block out time for 1) thoughtful repose + study 2) the club #<- not literally the club (probably?) but like some sort of social activity definitely #i tried complaining abt this to my mom and my bf today and they were both like. well dont think abt things so much.#which isnt helpful and i also think thats a one way ticket to becoming a complete dipshit #my brain needs to be active for me to be happy and if its not i start hyper analyzing every single social interaction i have #through the lense of power relations #which is like. im right about it but its NOT good for my mental well being lol.#ive been kind of a miserable bitch!#i did get to go hiking this week though and i'll probably go fishing again this weekend so its not all bad #im not being completely sedentary or anything i just need /more/#i begged my employer to let me start earlier but they wont so i have to do something over the next MONTH b4 i start work #txt

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spaceratprodigy · 5 months

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I'm gonna be on the slower end for a bit longer but I can't wait to make and share all the new art and stuffs I have planned ✌

#still taking my time to rest and catch my breath before jumping back into things #+ officially started moving in with my bf so that's more of a priority rn #I wanna get my stuff moved and my things all set up first and I want to get a brand new desk #for like the first time in my life lmao I do all my work at a kids sized desk that's as old as I am #BUT once everything is good I'll be back to my art AND THEN I'll let the new commission post and stuff go live #I don't want to post it before I can work on anything #ALSO I'M SORRY I PROMISE I'M GONNA ANSWER MY LIKEEE 40+ UNREAD MESSAGES OKAY #I've been so distracted and busy and fatigued but I promise I haven't forgotten anyone I'm just so very slow #rambling

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bangcakes · 27 days

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#already kind of feel like an imposter bc i have a new job #but if i like. get a bf this year too i'll like. i wont know wht to DO DJJDJXJXJXJ #like WHO IS THAT GIRL?? SHES ME???? thatd be too crazy idk #like i keep thinking.... isnt that too many good things??? but i mean. a lot of ppl have both JDJJDJDD #idk why in my head i can just have 1 good thing goin for me at a time..... hhhhhHhhhh #but yeah..... i'll just continue on as i have been... following my gut has been goin well so....#personal

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colecassiidy · 1 month

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may be considering a short term 1-1.5 mo th-ish semi-haitus, not sure yet 🤔

The q is nearly empty of replies and ive got a backlog of drafts to get back to, but i will be travelling sometime in May on top of everything with chances of 0 internet for an entire week, so we will see

#ooc;; mun barks #As stupid as this sounds lmfao i might just be too malnourished to be on here :skull:#I am going to keep monitoring to see how i am as the week goes by but if this continues i might just have to pause #I'll be around to plot though #I do have dms to get back to and i'll do that as soon as im able #Bf anyone gets on my case abt gettin food - it's not that simple :skull: this is not a choice nor is it a eating disorder #Im just fucked sideways atm n not sure when i'll be orienting upright anytime soon

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gentlethorns · 1 month

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help ladies i feel like my life is hopeless at the ripe old age of 22

#she bork #tbd #i've been crying for like an hour while my bf is like 'no no no calm down it's okay!!!!' and all bc i watched vids about baseball on tiktok #and started thinking about how i wish i could've played softball bc i think i would've been good at it but my dad said no and then i started #thinking about how i miss playing sports (volleyball) and then i started thinking about how my life has so little excitement and joy bc all #i do is work full-time. like idk i'll get over it (again lmfao bc this is a recurring breakdown for me) but i'm just sad. whatever. gonna #get my words in for the day and maybe that'll make the stormclouds fuck off #AND ANOTHER LAYER TO THIS: being disabled at 22. i feel like by the time i retire and theoretically have the time and money to do what i #enjoy (if that's even possible in this fucking capitalistic hellscape) i will not be physically able to do so. like if my body is in such #poor condition in my early 20s how the fuck am i gonna be able to do ANYTHING in my 60s???? i'm not. hopeless hopeless hopeless

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