#I'm going to kill and eat her

[puyotism]

she has chronic girlie pop syndrome (marfan syndrome)

Also redraw of this 👍👍👍

[notbecauseofvictories]

also I've spent the last couple weeks reading some older historical romance novels, and my made up, wholly unverified hypothesis that in the 2000s romance authors finally grasped that the old-fashioned "no, don't! stop, you brute" etc. scenes were not really landing with audiences anymore. So they faced a conundrum about the future of the genre. Ultimately, I think they chose to quietly stop writing those heroes, and switch them out for a more sensitive model. Still dark and brooding! But with limits, often a Heart of Gold, and more general emotional intelligence.

Still, somewhere out there is a parallel universe where these authors decided to take the opposite approach---to write heroines as unhinged, cruel, impulsive, and emotionally ignorant as their heroes. I don't know if I want to live there, but I wouldn't mind a trip to their library sometime.

[citrusai]

cole not showing up in veilguard despite literally joining solas & his cause is so... then again the whole fen'harel agents and elven rebellion plot was scrapped and solas' character was reduced to going oooo rook you wanna repeat the cycle of abuse and indentured servitude i am in currently ooooo rook you wanna be me soooo bad ooooo rook you wanna kill the evanuris for me and then i'll tear down the veil anyway oooooo rook go prey on your companions' trust in you to kill themselves for you like i was willing to do for mythal. oh u got her to forgive me? oh and the inquisitors here too and they forgive me? oh and you forgive me even though it's clear idgaf about you or your opinions? well alright the veil can stay. despite the fact that it's obviously deteriorating anyway and me making the black city golden again won't do a fucking thing. ok i'll go :)

[jollyreginaldrancher]

No, you know what? Fuck coach Ben actually, if he really wanted to die he would have done it himself but he didn't want to kill himself, he wanted Natalie to do it. Fuck you, you wretched, selfish, coward of a man.

[miniagula]

i'm about to become SO fucking annoying 

[faaun]

the ultimate goalpost-mover says she loves you very much.

[truly-sincerely]

Hehehehehe Blake Snyder's beat sheet (from Save The Cat) but make it an Alex Rider s4 based on Snakehead that I'm doing for fun because I want to prove to myself that I can

The timestamps are extremely approximate. Just kinda multiplied the times on the beat sheet by 3 and rounded to the nearest 45 minutes where appropriate. 8 ep x 45 min = 360 min (6 hrs)

[themonkey2025]

someone has GOTTTTTT to let me play christine in a production of bmc

[nillisaie]

So today is two holidays! White Day and Pi Day! Which I honestly completely forgot about both, but anyway, my Alastor holiday headcanons:

Alastor has no idea that White Day is a thing or what it even it is, but if told, I think he'd be kind of exasperated. Like, why do we need two Valentine's? But he'd just ignore it since he's not interested in it

As for Pi Day, I think he'd make himself a special meat pie, why not? It's the perfect occasion for one

But for while he was still alive, Pi Day apparently wasn't nationally celebrated until well after he died and I haven't done research to determine how his education went, but let's assume he had a decent education and learned about pi in school. I can imagine a little Alastor feeling so proud of himself for coming up with "Pi Day". So much so that he decides to try and bake his mother her favorite pie as a surprise. But maybe she catches him in the act and they end up baking a pie together. Maybe they make it a yearly tradition to bake a pie together. And after Alastor becomes an adult and presumably independent (I've heard moving out at 18 is a recent development?), he still bakes his mother's favorite pie for her. Maybe the first year he did this, she was surprised since she thought he'd be too busy for it now. Maybe, assuming her favorite pie is a sweet one, the next year, she surprises him with his favorite pie

Oh wait, I probably should have been doing research on what pie he would like... Maybe next year then

[radioactive-yuri]

too many male celebrity wrestlers....we need to balance the scales. poppy, if you can hear me,

[tacticalhimbo]

"Keep talking, soft-gut. I'm more woman than you can handle." || "Hm... I don't think so. But if you want to prove me wrong... ~"

[bitegore]

god i really forgot that every business management professor specifically is the most unpleasant human being alive for no good reason. i have two business classes with like econ and accounting professors respectively and those look fine and then oh my god if i have to go back to this class with this professor i think i might actually kill myself

[livelaughlobotomyxx]

just watched the ahsoka finale. oh my god. OH MY GOD.

[aparticularbandit]

-gives zombie!mukuro chronic pain-

[marciliedonato]

T*ylor s*ift incident renders entire country's social media unusable and news unwatchable more at 9....