#I'm not a serial killer

[hacked-by-nymos]

𝙄 𝘼𝙢 𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙆𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 - 𝙎𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 (2016) 𝙙𝙞𝙧. 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙊'𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙣

[pepitobondioli]

Guys, if you are trying to be a teenager, do NOT take John as a role model 🙅

[stbutnp]

[i-am-a-koi]

whenever i shave my legs, my dog likes to sit next to me and lick them like she's never tasted human flesh before

[hackedby]

I'm real not the biggest fan of the I'm Not A Serial Killer screen adaption. I mean Max Records played John pretty well in my eyes. But how they managed to portray the demon was impressive. I really expected the worst but that was really good.

[iwilleatmybody]

*i'm a writer, not a serial killer*

how long does it take someone to bleed out? i know i can look this up on google but i'd rather not have the police at my door.

obviously i know it depends on where they were stabbed or shot or whatever, but like, say someone was to get stabbed in a major artery, how long would it take for them to bleed out?

and if they were stabbed in like their leg or something idk, how long would it take?

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

It's almost Halloween! 🎃

Michael has the most beautiful pumpkin patch around...'wonder why

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Welcome to another episode of "I'm not a serial killer, just a writer"

[dxrkl1ght]

Stress is getting to me some comfort doodles of the SK Boys 'cause I can't draw canon Sun or Moon right now

[trashyshrew]

congrats on making it to the weekend!! after a long week i’m always in the mood for hurt/comfort, so maybe some hurt/comfort lawlight? feel free to disregard if this isn’t the vibe you’re looking for!

[oddthesungod]

we make very serious fanart here sir

[cctinsleybaxter]

was chatting w/ my mom who works with kids about how creepypastas that were popular when i was 12 have only become moreso, and she hit me with ‘ugh i know they won’t stop telling me about jeffrey the serial killer.’

[merakiui]

SK! Jade: Me too. (Reader: Me too.)

Serial Killer Floyd lives rent free in my head! TWT (fingers crossed I can finish the comic somehow.) Thank you for feeding us, meraki!

:O UUWUWAAAAAA SK!FLOYD COMIC?!?!?! Omg,,, I adore the way you draw the tweels. ( ≧ᗜ≦)💖 Floyd's expression is so cute (Jade looks equally cute, too)!!! And the monologue: from the moment I was born, I could never understand the idea of a norm. AAAAA THAT'S SO GOOD!!!!!! SO YUMMY!!!! *chef's kiss* I am eating this up. orz orz thank you very much for feeding me with such wonderful art. May sk!Floyd continue to live in all of our heads hehe. >:D

[thatratgo]

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