#I'm too lazy to tag everybody lol

[misc-obeyme]

Okay so im a massive tea snobdrinker. Love me my leaf juice. I love everything from old school Chinese to full English drowning in milk. If the OM cast had a signature tea, what do you think they would be?

Personally I can't see Mammon drinking anything but coffee, and Lucifer has a thing for premium aged Pu-er, but the rest elude me. Earl gray seems a little obvious for barbs, so I thought I'd ask an expert 😉

Also congrats on the 50k+ word fiction. Can't wait to read it! I'm seriously thinking of ways to put Pandora on page properly, of which you have her thanks.

-🪿honk

Oh, thank you! It was never meant to be that long but here we are 🙃

I do hope you write Pandora's story if you're inspired to!! For me, it's truly the highest of compliments when someone says I've inspired them to write or create something... I hope you enjoy the journey!

Okay, okay, so tea.

I'm kind of a snob too but I also drink coffee... I like all kinds of fancy drinks! But I haven't really considered what I think the characters' signature might be so now I'm curious about it.

Lucifer is interesting because he's canonically a tea drinker - his and Barb's chatroom is called Tea Demons lol. And I think you're right, he's gonna go for the rare or more involved type of tea and the way pu-er is made that checks right out to me.

I kinda think Mammon would drink chai tea lattes. I don't know why, but something about that combo of spicy sweet just makes me think of him.

Levi doesn't strike me as a tea drinker much at all. He gives off massive energy drink vibes. But I could see him maybe going for some southern style sweet tea or like... an Arnold Palmer or something. An obvious exception would be if there was some kind of tea specific to an anime he was into lol.

They don't really talk about Satan drinking tea, but he absolutely strikes me as a drinker of tea. One of his hobbies is latte art so I could see him experimenting with tea lattes. But I think just for regular drinking, he would probably go herbal. Chamomile or mint or maybe lemon.

Asmo likes pretty tea so I assign him hibiscus tea. Either hot or iced, it's this gorgeous dark red. I also think he'd like to dump sugar into his tea and that actually makes hibiscus tea taste delicious imo. I also see him going floral in other ways like maybe having traditional black tea but flavored with rose or lavender.

Beel strikes me as a citrus guy. Orange spice tea. I could also see him enjoying something like peach tea. Or teas that are specifically made for like... giving you energy and such. You know for workouts?

Belphie probably drinks Sleepy Time tea lol. I mean that's probably too on brand but it'd be funny. Still, something soothing like chamomile is probably best for him.

I kinda get the sense that Diavolo will drink whatever tea Barbatos serves him. And I think he probably prefers Devildom varieties. But if he was going to have something from the human world, I'd have to go with acai berry tea. It's also dark red which gives me Dia vibes, but it's naturally a little sweeter than hibiscus so you don't have to add a ton of sugar.

Ahh Barbatos. I'm flattered you think of me as an expert. But it's hard to choose one for him because he seems to appreciate the flavors and uses of many different blends. However, if I was going to choose something, it'd be Jasmine green tea. Simple, elegant, with a subtle flavor profile that's easy to mess up if you don't brew it right, and a hint of floral. I could also see him particularly enjoying silver moonlight white tea - rare and harvested only beneath a full moon. That just feels like the kind of mysterious vibe Barb would like lol.

I think Simeon seems like he would also enjoy a variety of flavors, but I'd give him oolong. It's like in between black and green, smooth and sweet, just kind of perfect, like he is.

Solomon is the Earl Grey drinker. Classic and robust, with its black tea flavor enhanced with that little burst of bergamot. He might drink it black too but he likely puts milk in it. Though I can see him also enjoying it in latte form. I'm just imagining Satan making him London Fogs with cats drawn in the foam~

Mephisto probably drinks only Devildom tea lol. But if I'm gonna say what I think he'd be into rooibos. It's another red tea, so we've got his flamboyance, but it's more earthy in flavor than either hibiscus or acai which I think would fit his palate. Plus we know that he dumps sugar in his tea and I think a good rooibos could handle that.

Raphael strikes me as an English Breakfast tea drinker. Give him the classic black tea blend with some milk, but no sugar. I don't know why, it just feels no nonsense like him lol.

Lastly I give Thirteen matcha tea. Thirteen is different in many ways - the only female in the cast, the only reaper, etc. And matcha is tea but it's different and it has a unique flavor. And matcha powder can be used in all kinds of things, too. It's versatile. And I think all of that fits with her personality.

Oh dear I seem to have written an essay on tea. It's fine, it's fine, I'm totally normal about this I promise.

[insertsomthinawesome]

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! Okay so honestly I have been very very inconsistent over the years with just disappearing for periods of time due to various things 😂 So it probably seemed pretty normal to most people.

But it felt different on my side, so I'm excited to be back in business. I took a month long hiatus! 31 days of not drawing digital art. Its not something I talk about on here? But I've been suffering from some serious long term Art Burnout for.... a really really long time. Long enough that I should've taken a break probably years ago. It finally got so bad that I could barely draw. I was scared to do it (cause it always looked "bad" in my eyes [i'll come back to that]) and doing it was exhausting and disheartening.

I talked it over with somebody and realized that the fear and anger and frustration I felt towards my own artwork was uh. Not Normal or Healthy. And I finally committed to taking a real break for once.

I still drew a little bit by hand? Traditional art has always felt like it has lower stakes for me (i don't often share it online, and sometimes I don't even share it with friends) so I did some of that when I felt like it. But Digital art was completely off the table.

I had put such an immense pressure on myself to make my digital art perfect, to make as much of it as quickly as possible to satisfy something. It wasn't fun anymore. I'm proud of what i've made over the years! But for a long time now the stuff I've been making was made while hating every second of making it. With some rare exceptions.

I hated my art! It was a combination of Perfectionism, taking in too many external expectations, and the burnout. If you hate doing something its kinda hard to love it even when you want too lol. It wasn't "Bad" in the sense that the quality was low and it was ugly! It was "Bad" in the sense that it was unhealthy for me to keep doing it at that point in time.

I'm glad to report though, that with my hiatus officially over as of Wednesday last week: I am once again. In Love. With doing art, and being an artist :)

I put off taking a break for years cause I was scared that taking a break would mean that I would never achieve all the things I wanted to do with art. I was scared it was a stupid and lazy thing to do that would mean I'd never achieve my dreams. And Also even though I kinda hated drawing, I also loved making art. Its a weird duality that I can't even really explain??? I hated it but I also loved it. I wanted it but I also wanted to run from it. It wasn't until I was more mature and had more clarity and insight (and unfortunately also until the problems got worse) that I was finally able to let go of those fears and just do it.

And I'm really really glad I did. It was everything I needed. And I hope to strike a better balance in the future with art. Taking more breaks when I need them, or just when other things have my attention like reading or Video games (Some star rail got played during this time xD)

From the outside things probably aren't going to be that different?? At this point I don't really have any sure plans to post anything I've been drawing since my Hiatus ended. I might or I might not xD I'm still a hobbyist artist taking things at her own pace, but I hope that it shows how much happier I am :)

Whumptober 2023 is being officially put to rest by this post btw! I was in major burnout when that event started, and I'm ready to just, move on from all the past expectations I'd shoved on my shoulders. If I feel like filling any of the prompts or going back to any of the ideas I'd come up for it I will! But I'm not going to worry about doing it unless the desire sets in. Thanks to everybody who's been so kind to me throughout my time on here as an artist! Ya'lls tags and screaming and kind words, the fanfic, the asks and the responses? Its been fantastic :) You guys have made me laugh, smile, and cry tears of joy. I hope from here that things only get better and sweeter! And if I have bad days again, that's okay too.

Here's to 2024 and whatever it may bring ya'll :D 🎉🎉✨✨🧡💜

[alex-kresnik]

F1 Tag Game! Tag some people you'd like to get to know better!

Tagged by: @starlightiing

Who is your favorite driver?: Alex Albon

Do you have other favorite drivers?: Kevin Magnussen is my #2, then Logan and everybody else. Pls don't make me rank them I am lazy.

Who is your least favorite driver?: No

Do you pull for drivers or do you like teams as well?: I like teams bc of their drivers, so drivers.

If you like teams, what team do you pull for?: Willaims 100%. Haas bc Kevin.

How long have you been into F1?: Since the Australian GP 2024. So. Uh. March?

What got you into F1?: Jessica said "watch race with us" and I said "k". LOL tbh I don't remember? Cute boys? Vrooms? What more could I ask for?

Do you enjoy Fanfic/RPF?: Reading it? Yes. Writing it? Yes *sobs*

How do you view new fans?: I'm still technically considered a new fan myself? So no problems here. I'm very introverted tho so sorry I don't come barging into your fandom houses with my theories/ideas/headcanons/random shouting about cute boys.

If you could take over as team principal for any team, who would it be and why?: Either Williams or Haas. Bc I want to hang out with Alex, Logan, and Kevin. I'd be ass at it tho, they'd def fire me.

Are your friends and family into F1 as well?: Jessica got me into it and Stu answers all my questions. They're great to have around in general, but it's made getting into the sport 1000000% more easier and enjoyable. My dad likes NASCAR so I think I could convince him to watch F1 with me.

Are you open to talking to other fans/making friends?: Yee. As long as you don't mind me screaming about my top three at the weirdest times and then disappearing for an eternity. I'm so bad at remembering to reply to things I'm sorry. But feel free to scream at me about your favs too!

I'm not tagging anyone, I'm lazy. But feel free to copy and do it yourself!

[kritischetheologie]

13 :)

13. Describe your writing style. If you were to participate in an anonymous fic writers guessing game (like The Masked Author), what writing habits do you have that would be a dead giveaway that it’s you?

ok so at this point there's one that feels extremely All Mine Nobody Else Does It and that's nonlinear stories that bounce between present and past tense as they move between points in the timeline? I definitely started doing it in Repetition Compulsion (lol I was too lazy to fight with tumblr to highlight both words for that link) and since then I've also done it in like a story told and also I do it in the URBP and idk. I guess it's my Signature Thing by now.

speech tics I've noticed myself doing: writing lists, and ignoring the rules of english grammar about lists, and putting "and" before every item in the list instead of just at the end, and knowing i'm doing it, and not bothering to change it. Adding a little meta-commentary tag that starts with "like" to actions, like it's ok for all my narrators to sound the same. Characters saying "God, loveinterest name, you're so adjective" in the bedroom.

thematic parallels: everybody always has sex before they fall in love and they usually think they're the only one with the feelings once they do. there's usually some external timeline- a season, a semester, what have you- that's dividing up the narrative beats. the person who's submitting is the one with the power.

[morporkian-cryptid]

So.

I've rewatched The Times, alone, calmly, with some time on my hands and my screenshot button ready and a notepad open, so here's the coherent(ish) post I said I'd make.

By the way, massive thank you to everyone who's posting and reblogging screenshots and gifsets and yelling in the tags. Fandom hype is half the fun, and I love y'all so much.

In my first watch I was surprised they got caught in the first place. Actually, they really could have escaped arrest if they wanted, Lupin points it out, and Jigen says he didn’t feel like “getting serious on a bunch of flying donkeyhockeys”, he just didn’t feel like wasting bullets on a bunch of fucking drones. When they end up in jail, it's usually just because they're too lazy to fight back lol

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Goemon is done with this bullshit. Lupin is about to unleash The Mayhem TM. Jigen is just... Hat.

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You know, the thing about Lupin’s voice getting deeper when he’s serious? Like, when he's putting down his mask? He did that in jail when Jigen said he was quitting.

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“Times may change, but there’s no excuse to abandon your partner!!” granted, Goemon was talking about the Magnum and not Lupin, but the double meaning was voluntary

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“For a guy who’s usually quiet, you’re really shouting your mouth off today!” BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE YOU JIGEN

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It's been a running theory in the fandom for a while apparently, and there’s a high chance the Fiat indeed belongs to Jigen: he took it with him when he (tried to) quit.

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“BECAUSE IT MAKES MY DRINK TASTE BETTER” the whole bar scene is a call back to Blood Seal Eternal Mermaid (that one scene on the beach where Lupin asks Jigen why he keeps going on adventures with him); or at least to that euphemism that’s probably been used several times; Jigen’s whiskey is supposed to be top of the line but it doesn’t taste like it, Zenigata tells him he can find good booze anywhere else even in this bar, and there’s a call back to that scene later when he’s with Goemon.

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Also, I just think it's adorable how Jigen challenged Goemon to a drinking contest, and Goemon immediately went "sure bro but YOU'RE GONNA LOSE"

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Also the fact that Goemon was ready to throw hands with Jigen if Jigen actually tried to quit. Then throw hands with Lupin when Lup didn't do anything to stop Jigen. Goe wants to keep his cowboy. (I love these two's dynamic so much kqkaosdklls)

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Here, have way too many screenshots of Zenigata from an episode that's about Jigen (I have my priorities straight).

“You owe me one, and I’m not going to forget it.” I’m not either, Jigen owes Zenigata a drink, that's going straight to the trivia notebook, and if it doesn’t come up again later I will riot.

"Off duty" my ass.

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“I sure as hell won’t go without claiming my fair share” so by the time he came back to Lup and co, it was already explicit that it was a final goodbye party. Which. Technically. Was already the second time he said “goodbye this is the last time you’re never gonna see me again.” Jigen you ain’t fooling anyone

(in my first watch I didn't catch that one line, and I thought he was pretending to come back but actually kinda doing a secret goodbye, in the sense that he knew this was goodbye and they didn't)

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Jigen: I'm going to shoot a peanut while completely drunk!

Goemon:

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Lupin and Jigen: -fighting over food like children-

Goemon:

HE LOVES THEM. HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH. THEY'RE IDIOTS AND THEY'RE HIS IDIOTS

--- “We’ve been together for a pretty damn long time. And I’ve never for one second regretted it.” “Are you talking about Lupin, or your Magnum?” “Take a guess.”

And I’ve never for one second regretted it.

Excuse me while I go scream into a pillow.

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I fucking slammed my hands on my desk SO HARD

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Tumblr is unfortunately not letting me add more screenshots, so I'm just going to keep them for my screenshot blog. They're mostly the ones that everybody is already mass-reblogging (you know the ones).

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I also want to talk about the green jacket, but that's gonna be an whole independent post.

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Also, I want to underline again that I (and I know I'm far from the only one) went into this fully expecting this episode to hurt like a bitch, that the whole point of the episode was to be a tribute to Kiyoshi Kobayashi and his fifty years of voicing Jigen, to reflect on the amazing time Lupin and Jigen had together, and be sad about him leaving.

And they took that idea and did the exact opposite.

It's not about anyone leaving. It's about Jigen staying.

It's about him staying and about all the years and adventures to come. This is a new era, and they're all adapting, but it's still Jigen, it's still Lupin. Kiyoshi Kobayashi is leaving but he's still Jigen, in a sense. You can't take away these fifty years, and everything Kobayashi brought to this character, and yes the franchise is changing, it has changed SO MUCH over the years; but that's the trademark of Lupin III, as a person, as a character and as a story. It changes, it adapts to its times. No matter the times, it's still, at its core, five people who care about each other immensely and would go to the end of the world for each other. And nothing's ever going to change that.

[dinomight]

Thanks for tagging me @foxofninetales! <333

First lines of your last 20 fics!

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

I've only posted 22 fics on ao3 over the last four years (which. four years. what the fuck. I'm about to graduate college. hold on I'm repressing this existential crisis for later) so there's a mix of DMBJ, BNHA, and CR in here lol.

Newest to oldest:

1) Half the mercenaries are bleeding out or dead on the floor when a strange thought occurs to him: is he gonna have to sharpen his shovel after this? (sticks and stones ficlet three)

2) “Oh, for—this is ridiculous. Just hold my hand.” (sticks and stones ficlet two)

3) “Who did this to you?” He keeps his voice even. (included second sentence since the first one was the prompt lol, sticks and stones ficlet one)

4) It’s Bai Haotian they send to fetch him, in the end. (where my armor ends (where my skin begins))

5) The crack of his ribs giving way to fists echoes in his ears louder than any gunshot. (things that scream and shout)

6) Kyouka has never been afraid of the dark. (a silence so loud)

7) They’re just outside of UA’s gates when someone steps into their path. (how my poor heart aches)

8) It’s quiet after Izuku fades away. (weight of family(pull of gravity))

9) Hitoshi doesn’t dream. (a life in your shape)

10) The sun is in full force today as Class 1A goes about their hero training in Ground Beta. It makes every last one of them sweaty and irritable, and nobody makes worse decisions than sweaty and irritable teenagers on a literal battleground. (yes I know that's two sentences, but the second one is crucial to the energy of the fic. and it's funny. here it comes (sun))

11) The first student Shouta expels watches a classmate fall off a ledge during training and does nothing. (rhymes of yesterday)

12) (two lines again because the first was the prompt)

“Can you be honest with me for once?”

“Iida—” Uraraka starts, but Iida shakes his head.

(hide the bullet from the gun)

13) When it comes down to it, he’s the one who chooses her. (a cr fic! woo! I should reread this one actually, it's still one of my favorites, pick up the pieces)

14) It starts with an innocuous comment. (if you're standing (if you're bleeding))

15) Toshinori remembers the exact moment he knew he needs to become a hero. (the downside of this meme. realizing like over a year too late that 'knew' should prob be 'had known'. hm. another secret of the trade)

16) The thing about living in the Burial Mounds that really gets to Wei Wuxian isn’t the turnips, or the howling winds, or the lack of comfortable bedding. (what you let under your skin)

17) They haven’t talked about it yet. (everybody loves a little different)

18) Bakugou Katsuki is four years old when he decides he doesn’t care about soulmates. (to carve your name into my heart)

19) Ever since she became a teacher and started adhering to an actual schedule, Nemuri’s had a pretty specific morning routine. (your rule of thumb)

20) The first mark Izuku gets is a slight brush of green across his temple. (paint me in trust)

Notes:

I start with dialogue way less than I thought I did? like damn only three of these are dialogue and two of those are prompt dialogue

I do, however, start with a hell of a lot of one-liners. I don't have an exact number bc I'm too lazy to go back and check all those fics but god, a lot of those were one-liners

8 of these start with either "It" or "The"

4 start with a character name

11 of them contain a character name

only 8 of these are ten words or less (surprise surprise, I'm a wordy ass bitch)

My favorite is my most recent one. It was one of those rare, glorious occasions when a full opening line just pops into your head, no need to muse on certain words or debate shit. Also I love a good bluntly casual horrific image.

Checked and I'm pretty sure everybody I know from DMBJ has been tagged already, so I'm dragging in the tramps instead: @officialratprince @simpshou @sitaray @aizawa-wears-crocs @dreamvevo @aureateart @honeyandsonshine @hideawayhiraeth @shinmomo as well as my beloved jojo @princelukeorgana

[lebrookestore]

hello, sorry for replying 8 years later I'm very fucking lazy and also went to my relatives' place to get annoyed by my shit ass aunt but it was worth it because of the dog lol

about falling back last year, same lol, but I stopped really giving a shit about it because covid just a slapped a reality check onto my family's face back in the first half of the year and they no longer have the audacity to bring up academic performance for my final exam that happened in March which btw we were forced to give offline and everybody is aware of what happened after that, we had a lot of losses much like everyone else unfortunately and of all things, that seemed to beat some sense into them about what their priorities should be 🗿

sorry if this got a bit dark but covid has just taught me a lot about how fucking stupid people, esp my relatives are and it's pretty pathetic

so I really blame covid and an inflexible curriculum + education system that doesn't give a shit for falling behind last year (which most kids did considering the amount of kids that straight up failed certain subjects in my batch), I mean holy shit, they really expected their low effort budget curriculum to make kids focus during online, bro I have a hard time focussing while I'm SITTING IN THE ClASSROOM because this shit is so boring, I wouldn't blame the kids if they fucked up even these board exams because honestly when these people keep changing stuff and passing around different circulars everyday and their plans are so badly thought out, how does one expect kids to not get caught up in all the confusion and speculation and get anxiety

speaking of board exams, I absolutely abhore how obsessed these people are with these shitty exams. I have heard several teachers say that they're "training" us for them and I think that wording says enough. what this does is so harmful because it legitimately makes kids feel like all they should do is continuously grind for it even though in reality we know that the result wouldn't really be different if they just chilled out and that it absolutely wouldn't be bad if they just took time to do other stuff and rest but in place of that grinding is encouraged but when a someone gets anxiety and panic they go like "lmfao it's just an exam, don't be so nervous kekw"

as someone who really would get caught up in the moment when it came to exams and school and then stopped, there really is no difference in the result, I feel better and and also feel like I have been scammed so badly until 8th grd

I would study so much back then and it didn't even matter, I could have fucked around and done more art etc but no, I was doing some stupid notebook work so that I would get A+ and not A and some stupid 60 year old entitled bitch wouldn't give me the "I'm disappointed in you" stare

anyway, thanks for complimenting my blog! I'm still experimenting with how I can customise it and looking for different themes (so if you have any, please recommend)

and as for the fanart, it's gonna be for summer of seven years ! (sorry if you were expecting a taeyong or ten fic, jaehyun simp here 🌜, we live in a society and also I don't need ref to draw him so it's easier) prob the first fic I read from you and I really liked it and I'm a sucker for pointlessly connected stories that overlap in certain parts, I might make something for another fic too, been experimenting with blender on my eXTrRemEly HIGh SpEcS pc and might make a certain miniature something from favourite crime

random nct song for this ask is !!! firetruck because I love the mv, really charming and makes me wanna write something (I'm being unecessarily mean but unecessarily decorated performance videos for music videos are just not for me unless done very differently, the tax evasion milestone uncle Lee soo man and his gang really pissing me off) lol and a free picture of my other cousin's dog

also a request, please add me to the tag list for rhyme scheme ! <3

have a good night 🌞

dude. don't even apologize because i took another 8 years to respond to this 🤡 we stan a procrastinating bitch👍 but yes the dog makes everything worth it (she/he's SO CUTE GBYE I WANT TO PET)

bro frfr except my parents just became worse with how I did and I just ✨suffer✨now lmfao, our boards are offline and I'm just :///// HELLO?? they're not taking into consideration that hey! kids can't take the vaccine, you don't know if someone at home has covid and they're sending their kid, what if they're asymptomatic?? what if they're carriers?? brains? none. hotel? trivago.

and yes! our Indian educational system is BEYOND unreasonable and does not benefit the student in any which way! When everything keeps changing it's only harder on us and we've literally been through HELL as a batch.

board exams are harmful, because they don't prepare for the real world in any which way and tells us that 'oH if you don't do well, you're a failure.' i told this to my mother who was like "oH nO yOu'e NoT A fAIlUrE (mind you this woman is the same one who flat out told me I was going to be a failure if I didn't do well) and its honestly one the reasons I get so stressed and agitated.

Yes! themes there are several blogs for such like @/glenthemes and @/seyche and many more!! honestly thinking about changing mine too soon haha

AND OMG i can't wait to see the art ahh as long as you're good with the fic you chose I'm ecstatic because holy shit someone wants to make art of what I've written?? INSANE fjdfjfjk and I'm happy it was your first fic from me!! yes, i too am also a hoe for hopelessly connected stories (writing the last part of the series rn!!!) so make sure to tag me<3

👏FIRETRUCK 👏SUPREMACY👏 i love that song and mv no matter how odd lmao I go back a lot of times just to vibe yk??

and yes I shall add you to the taglist bby, have a great day<3

[ambivalent-anarchy]

The Spiderman Squad Playing Just Dance On The Wii

(Or just any dancing game really lol: Michael Jackson experience, Dance On Broadway, etc.)

My friends and I always play Just Dance all the time on my Wii(as it is the BEST wii game ever[aside from Mario Cart]) and I miss them so much right now with all this corona crap so I'm just gonna do this to ease the pain lol

Peter

Total try-hard. Wants to impress people so he shows up an hour early and gets comfortable with all the songs and dances routines before everyone else gets there. Will beat himself up over it if he doesn't get EVERY gold move. Gets easily flustered if he has to do a duet with a girl. Facial expressions are to die for when he really gets into it

Favorite songs to dance to: "Everybody Needs Somebody To Love"(Just Dance 4) (dueting with Ned)

Dance Style: In Rhythm

Ned

The one whose house it's at cuz he's the only one who still owns a Wii. Only plays if Peter is also playing, other than that just watches and roots on. Needs something to drink after every song.

Favorite songs to dance to: "Party Rock Anthem" (Just Dance 3) and "Just Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)"

Dance Style: Energetic

MJ

Just sits on the couch and moves her hand because "it only picks up what the controller is doing, not the rest of your body". Pisses everyone off cuz she actually ends up getting high scores and stuff even though she puts in no work. Can't use that excuse anymore when Ned's Wii finally gives out and he gets Just Dance for his playstation (which uses a camera instead of controllers) and she actually has to dance. Spoiler alert: she's the best dancer in the squad when she actually tries. Prefers to just watch most times though.

Favorite Songs to dance to: Says it's "Disturbia" (Just Dance 4) but really she's a huge dork and it's actually "24k Magic" (Just Dance 2017) and "Livin La Vida Loca" (Just Dance 4)

Dance Style: Smooth

Flash

How did he even get here? No one knows. No one cares. But the only way he can stay is if he participates. Isn't really into it at first and just wants the food but after a while actually enjoys himself. Will ruthlessly roast Peter through EVERY song. "C'mon Penis, you gotta bend ALL the way over! Stop half-assing it!" Insists that he's the first person to choose their character cuz he wants the BEST character. And will rub it in everyone's face if he makes a high score.

Favorite Songs to dance to: "It's My Birthday" (Just Dance 2015) and "Moves Like Jagger" (Just Dance 4)

Dance Style: Creative

Liz

One of the only sane people here. Just came to have a good time. Gets really into the songs and sings along to each one she knows. Keeps wanting MJ to dance with her because "I can't be the only girl dancing" and she practically begs her to do the girl duets with her.

Favorite Songs to dance to: "Beautiful Liar" (Just Dance 3) "On The Floor" (Just Dance 4) and "Problem" (Just Dance 2015)

Dance Style: Great Finisher

Tony

Comes with the intention to just watch and poke fun while drinking wine with Happy and May but halfway through is like "step aside kids, let me show you how it's done." Sets a new record for almost every song and will own it in a completely Tony Stark way. At the end of it all is like "I gotta make my own version of this for my house" (what he's picturing is probably like the dance thing in the movie "Passengers")

Favorite Songs to dance to: "Walk This Way" (Just Dance 2015) and "You're The First, The Last, My Everything" (Just Dance 4)

Dance Style: Accurate

May

Chaperone #1

Provides the food and sings along to most of the songs as most of them are either throwbacks or early 2000's hits. Gets up and dances after Peter and Ned beg her to "show them what she's got." Gets really into the song and shakes a bit too much for Peter's liking. Gets too winded and has to sit down afterwhile. "Come on girls, let's show the boys how it's done!"

Favorite Songs to dance to: "Bang Bang"(Just Dance 2015) and "Oops!...I Did It Again"(Just Dance 4)

Dance Style: Creative

Happy

Chaperone #2

Really just there to flirt with May but oops he decided to pick the one day Peter was gonna be having out with his friends..ugh. May makes him get up and dance and he's like "what no I'm in a whole suit I can't get up and dance" but that's no excuse for everybody else so he does enough to pass off as actually doing something. Has the lowest scores of the whole group.

Favorite Songs to dance to: "Jailhouse Rock" (Just Dance 4) and "Ghostbusters" (Just Dance 2014)

Dance Style: Lazy

Group Favorite

"#thatPOWER"

Bunch of science nerds(I have a pass to say that cuz I'm one too). Yeah, they're gonna like that cool looking techno stuff.

Group dances are SERIOUS. Cuz everyone's looking at the scores at the top of the screen and they can see when you mess up. And in a group dance, we're all in this together.

"Pick it up, Flash!"

"Peter, how the FUCK did you just fall?"

"Liz, your leg's not up. C'mon put your leg up!"

"Mr. Stark, this may seem rude. But we want everyone to get five stars and you're sort of lacking...."

Tagging my internet fam real quick: @underoosjae, @spider-parker04, @allegra-soleil, @chaoticpete, @hey-its-grey, @sovereignparker, @lost-space-ranger (hope I didn't miss anybody)

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99 Question Tag

okay okay I know i got tagged to do this like a month ago on my main blog by @santonicababy iM SORRY LIN ILY BUT THIS WAS SO DAMN LONG

1) DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED

I sleep in the room where everybodies closets are and they all gotta be closed goddamn do you know how spooky it is to even have one open during the night

2) DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS

my parents do, but alas I don't use them in case they have silicones or sulphates in them because I got a whole lotta curls to protect

3)DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

if this refers to the sheet protecting the mattress, then my answer is in because how the fuck would you be able to sleep with that moving around???

4) HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE

NO SORRY IM BORING

5)DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST IT NOTES

heck yeah, but for random shit

6) DO YOU EVER CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM

nee my parents are fancy fuckers who use the coupons on their phone (our local supermarket has a damn app skskksksk)

7) WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES

a bear because its one giant son of a bitch and not millions of tiny motherfuckers and also I've never been stung by a bee and intend to keep it that way because majority of my family seem to be allergic

8) DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES

nope! I have a couple beauty spots on my hands and face but thats kinda it

9) DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES

not really but if I've been told to smile then its 200% dead inside

10) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE

i find many things annoying

11)DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK

only when i go up and down stairs, but i also try to make sure i step with each foot equally (if that makes sense) and i step on only certain colour tiles when im bored

12) HAVE YOU EVER PEED IN THE WOODS

the real question is have i ever been in the woods? both answers are no

13) HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS

refer to question 12

14)ummmm idk what this question is meant to be curse you Lin

15)DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS

nope, the idea weirds me out

16) HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK

none, this week and in general

17) WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED

one person and a long yet smol doggo size

18) WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK

Eddie from the Rocky Horror Picture Show has been stuck in my head for the whole week so yeah i guess that

19)IS IT OKAY FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK

HeLL YEAH DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN RAMI MALEK IN PINK

SKSKSKSKS END MY LIFE

but yeah, anyone can wear anything they want to wear (although a suit made out of meat might not be wise)

20) DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS

dudeeeee scooby doo and tom and jerry are my jam I watch them on the regular (among other things)

21)WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE MOVIE

uhhm idkkkkk I tend to repress bad movies sksksk

22)WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME

idk shove it in the closet ig at least it will be hidden behind my sexuality

23)WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER

I usually only drink before or after but ig water??? cooldrink if I'm in a restaurant

24)WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN

depends on the nug

25)WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD

How dare you assume i only have one favourite

tbh it depends cos i love pizza and pasta and stuff but then i cannot live with my granny's curries ksksmks

26) WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE

borhap, sing street, rhps, the natm movies, the harry potter movies, any mcu movies

27)LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU

ahhahahahahahha bold of you to assume anyone wants to do that

28) WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT

nope but I was a catrobat which is basically my preschools acrobatics team that was actually really terrible

29)WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE

nahh m8

30) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER

this week for a transactional task at school (It was in Afrikaans and I got a C skskskks)

31)CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL IN A CAR

omg no

32)EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET

not old enough to drive!

33)EVER RAN OUT OF GAS

my parents never have for as long as i can remember

34)WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE KINDA SANDWHICH

cheese because I am actually John Deacon

35)BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST

MUFFINS!!!!

36)WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME

school nights its 11pm otherwise i dont have one lol

37)ARE YOU LAZY

YES BUT MY LAZINESS MAKES ME ANXIOUS OOF

38)WHEN YOU WERE A KID WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN

we dont celebrate that here but i rly want to it seems fun!

39)WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN

Ram, which is really cool because im an Aries, so I'm sheep squared

40)HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK

English, Afrikaans (at a basic highschool level), I could speak very vERY basic isiZulu when I was younger but I'm not sure about now, I know a bit of French and Telugu, and I'm gonna start learning Hindi soon!!

41) DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS

nee

42) WHICH ARE BETTER, LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS

i didn't play much with legos and i have no idea what the second one is rip

43)ARE YOU STUBBORN

to an extent

44)WHO IS BETTER, LENO OR LETTERMAN

I kept reading Leno as Lenin ffs

45)EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS

I watch them occasionally with my granny, but I don't keep up with them very well (Kasamh Se is my shit tho)

46)ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS

no, im afraid of falling in general tho

47) DO YOU SING IN THE CAR

My dad and I bop frequently to Never Gonna Give You Up in the car, and also classic bollywood songs (we have even learnt the choreography for some)

48)DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER

i perform

49) DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR

well theres not exactly much space

50)EVER USED A GUN

nope

51)LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER

not sure

52)DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY

most are but thats why i like them

53) IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL

we don't celebrate because we're not Christian (we still eat a lot and exchange presents tho), but it can get stressful if we have to visit extended family, mostly because my extended family loves to insult everything about me so thats great!

54)EVER EAT A PIEROGI

not i good sir

55) FAVOURITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE

never had one, it doesnt appeal to me

56) OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID

a vet

57)DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS

i am a ghost

58)EVER HAD A DEJA-VU FEELING

not that i remember

59)DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY

yes, I take a multi vitamin, a vitamin D pill because I'm vitamin D deficient, and im not sure if this is a vitamin or not but i take evening primrose oil so that im not outwardly a bitch due to pms

60)DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS

i wear slipper socks, because my doggo got jealous of my doggie slippers and murdered them in cold blood

61)DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE

i have one and rarely use it because i forget it exists

62)WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED

a random shirt and pants, though ive been known to kick pants off (ive been doing that since birth), occasionally i manage to get the matching pj set

63)WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT

ive unfortunately never been to a concert before

64)WALMART TARGET OR KMART

ive never seen any of these stores in my country

65)NIKE OR ADIDAS

i own neither

66) CHEETOS OR FRITOS

neither

67)PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS

Peanuts because thats my doggos name!

68) EVER HEARD OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN

no sorry

69)EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS

i went to a bhangra class for about a year, and we performed for our parents at the end of that year (i was in one of the few groups that didnt have to dance in lehengas thank goodness)

70)IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE

YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING

probably something creative, but I don't mind as long as they're happy with what they're doing and its not harming others!

71)CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE

yep

72)EVER WON A SPELLING BEE

never entered one, having to spell out loud makes me anxious

73)HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY

i think so

74)OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS

nope

75)OWN A RECORD PLAYER

i wish

76)DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE

my granny burns incense while I'm at school because my mom and i both get really sick when its just been lit and the smell is strong. Going to the temple is a damn nightmare because of it

77)EVER BEEN IN LOVE

no, too busy fangirling

78)WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT

oof a long list

Queen, Twenty One Pilots, Waterparks, Frank Iero and the Future Violents (ffs fronk stop changin the name), Panic! at the Disco...to name a few

79)WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW

refer to question 63

80)HOT TEA OR COLD TEA

both

81)TEA OR COFFEE

coffee

82)SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES

sugar cookies

83)CAN YOU SWIM WELL

i wouldn't drown, but im no professional either

84)CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE

im doing it right now

85)ARE YOU PATIENT

eh

86)DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING

I've only ever been to Hindi,Tamil and Telugu weddings and lemme tell you 90% of the time bands flop at those weddings because they can't sing the classics without failing miserably, so DJs are generally better. However, in that case, if a band can perform those songs, then I'd prefer a band ig

87)EVER WON A CONTEST

yep, a couple of reading contests

88)HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY

nope, not planning on it

89)WHICH ARE BETTER, BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES

dont like olives rip

90)CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET

i can knit!

in fact, my friends and i are so cool that we're in our schools knitting club (which besides myself, @grandfunnyemopainter and @imjustabruh , only has 2 other members)

91)BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE

lounge or study/library

92)DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED

i guess, its not on my goal list tho

93)IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED

no

94)WHO WAS YOUR HIGHSCHOOL CRUSH

currently in highschool, and in love with the borhap cast, sebastian stan, stephanie beatriz and band members (theres more but yeah)

95)DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY

nope, i have only two ways to deal, be a total pushover or a total bitch

96)DO YOU HAVE KIDS

nope

97)DO YOU WANT KIDS

kind of undecided, but i do want more pets

98)WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR

Dark Blue

99)DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW

my dog, shes been ignoring me for about four hours now because I stayed at school for an extra hour (for knitting club!)

@softspaceboibrian @roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg @im-inlovewithmycar do it cowards