#I...yeah

[angelnicknelson]

[turbobackpack]

[yourlittlettoy]

Don’t you know that good little girls are supposed to talk about things that embarrass them? Especiallyyy if what embarrasses them is all the many ways and things they want a bigger stronger caregiver to regress them into doing?

Now go on young lady, you have some explaining to do 😉

!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳🫣 listennnn WE CANNOT BE TALKING TO ME LIKE THIS AHDJDLAMDJDA

OH NO I MESSED UP CONFESSING MY OTHER KINKS LMAO BECAUSE THIS IS way too powerful in too many ways which is why it’s COMPLETELY UNFAIR 😩 *heavy breathing*

Oh, and have I mentioned: HAJDKZJABDIXIANKSFBJDAIMZNDN

BYE

[splendiferous-bitch]

OH MY GOD IM BARKING

[dim20-stims]

"It's the classic problem of too many bears!"

x x x - x 🧸 x - x x x

[bupia]

I finished the last chapter of Love Letter, im going to post it tomorrow due the fact that today there's a ghost ritual and friends of mine will be there and they also read it, so I'll wait for them.

There are 16K of words and... I can't say much, y'all will see it. But i believe that if i reread it again, I'll probably come up with more dialogues or paragraphs.

Thank you for y'all patience and I really hope y'all enjoy the new and last chapter tomorrow. ♡

[longeyelashedtragedy]

listen...we know i miss the everton franko body days but honestly...i'm not too mad about this look either 👀

(scotland NT billy gilmour documentary)

[redeyerhaenyra]

Heyyyy

was just reading your size kink fic where Konig realizes he has one and it reminded me of this (it's a p/rn twitter link btw)

https://x.com/helIishporn/status/1741229787656446124?s=20

do with that what you will :)))

[ahaclownery]

i love this man sm 😭

[plumbbobtoggle]

Hey guys, do you want some spoilers?

This is Franny. She was just born in my game today and already has four teeth!

[straw-milk]

[notastraykid]

For me this is a "brain no work" which turns into "wordy no worky" day.

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[teaboot]

Yeah Mr. Darcy’s proposal was a complete turd and a half but you gotta understand. You got your life together. A good career, stable income, retirement plan, all that shit together. And you meet this girl. And she’s everything. Clever, outspoken, funny, calls you on your bullshit. Grade A cutie, right? And she doesn’t go out of her way to spend time with you but she’s nice, and sometimes you catch her looking your way in a way that makes you think you might have a shot.

But her family. Holy shit.

First off, it’s p much ALL women, and mostly UNMARRIED women, which at this time means of something happens to her dad then you’re financially responsible for like. Four grown ass adults, potentially forever

Because mom in law is DEFINITELY gonna need someone to take care of her when dad in law kicks it, and they have like. NO money. So already you’re accepting that if all goes well, you’re gonna be one random old bag’s retirement home. That’s expensive and exhausting, yeah? Imagine asking someone on a first date knowing that if they say yes and things go good her high-strung chihuahua mother is gonna move in with you. IMAGINE.

And girly’s other sisters. Well, one is a sweetheart, yeah, so she probably won’t be an issue, but that still leaves three more, and two of those ones are INSUFFERABLE. Never went to school, dumb as rocks, spend cash like it’s toilet paper

And while one of the two is young still and might grow out of it the OTHER one is actively torpedo’ing her entire family’s reputation by wandering off with random dudes and chasing ass. She’s never gonna work, she can’t build connections, she’s a fucking sinkhole, and she’s being led on by the same goddamn con man ass leeching tit who’s been bleeding you dry while telling anyone who’ll listen that your family is full of ratty thieving bastards.

And if he dumps her after a week- WHICH YOU KNOW HIS BITCH ASS IS GONNA- you’ve got a SECOND UNMARRIABLE GROWN ASS ADULT TO PROVIDE FOR. And you KNOW she’s gonna be a tantrum-throwing little shit about it, and it’s not like you can lock her in the basement or something, you’re gonna have to bring her fucking. Everywhere. And give her an allowance and shit while she contributes zero, because again, she NEVER GOT EDUCATED AND HAS NO MARKETABLE SKILLS. She’s not even good to TALK to. FUCK

And you’re looking at this girl’s father like “please for the love of fuck get your spawn under control, marry them off, get them working on their résumé, learning to sew or be nursemaids or manage staff or SOMETHING, yall got no money and one foot in the grave” and that old man just laughs like “haha yeah, what can you do. lol”

So you’re looking to the mom and finally it’s making sense how she got that twitch in her eye and as MUCH as she is you’re starting to realize she’s the SMART one, desperately throwing her armloads of girls at random men like they’re a bunch of fucking lifeboats bobbing around a sinking ship, like yes Jesus Christ sweetly that life boat IS old and ugly and kind of boring but for FUCKS SAKE PICK ONE

And you look back at this girl who is ALSO REFUSING THE LIFE BOATS BY THE WAY and god damn it she’s still the most radiant thing you’ve ever seen so fine, fuck it, Christ alive, you’ll do it. You’ll shoot your shot. She’s everything you’ve ever wanted in anybody abut it’s not even just about that anymore, it’s about being her best fucking shot at a future, and even if she doesn’t like you all that much she’s still gonna say yes and that might break your heart a bit knowing it’s about the money but who knows, maybe it will at least be civil, or companionable, and even if she doesn’t LOVE you at least you’ll know she’s well and cared for

And so you’ll do it. You’ll take on the neurotic stress mess mother in law, the absent father, the broke ass wingnut no brain no money no future airhead sisters, the bad mannered relatives and the embarrassing behaviour and the impending future of sharing your entire shit with a clown parade of freeloaders, you’ll risk it all and accept the absolute certainty of financial ruin and emotional exhaustion for the rest of your whole ass life and you’ll make your own family deal with it too, you’ll do it, you’ll fucking DO IT, you stupid lovesick motherfucker

And so you go to this chick like “look. Your whole family’s a shitshow. You’ve got fucking nothing and you’re gonna die on the street. But for some reason- and I don’t get it either- I’ve fallen in love with you, and I wish I didn’t, but I did, so I’m telling you that whether you like me or not, I’ll give you everything. I’ll give you everything even if it’s the dumbest shit I ever done. Fuck my stupid Baka ass, I’ll marry you.”

And she looks at you- having heard or considered absolutely none of your months-long internal debate and monologue- and goes “The fuck did you just say about my family, you son of a bitch?”

And the shock of that is enough to jolt you back into a reality where you are able to actually hear and process what just came out of your damn mouth And yeah

Yeah, I think I kinda get it

[kazisonline]

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience