#IAAAAAAA

[the-bong-water-rake]

It’s that time of month..

[itoshi-s]

Pillow prince(ss)!Nagi passes out after cumming so he has to do only one thing... finish AFTER reader but hes too lazy to do it sometimes so reader had to buy him a special item to get him in line but didnt expect it would make him more needy and whimpering all the time (your choice? a cock ring or a urethra plug) - 💔

NNNGHHHH H IAAAAAAA GAAAAWD !!!!!! o_o pleEASEEEE nonnie !!! u.. urethra plug ........ OHHHH my god the way this put me into a cardiac arrest !!!!!!

pls he'd be so cute ..... wouldn't even try to resist. he knows he can be a little selfish, but the way his body turns absolutely putty after his orgasm is just something beyond his control. he doesn't mean no harm tho </3 so u let him be. if he doesn't wanna try n learn to control himself, then you'll be more than glad to help him. nagi isn't all that thrilled to try it out, if anything he's a little indifferent. doesn't really think it'd feel this good though - and so his brain absolutely short circuits when you first ease the pretty steel cock ring down his girth </3 it feels cool against his skin, a contrast to how his flesh grows hot when he works himself inside you. it feels good, makes him throb and shudder as the familiar pull in his balls just doesn't let up like it usually would - but most of all, he gets to feel your pussy tighten and milk him for all it's worth when you cum !!!! turns to an absolute mess when you do,,, all breathy and whiny as he nearly topples over, chest clammy against yours and mouth warm on your jaw as he keens and gasps </3

[the-iron-orchid]

Apprenticember, Day 31

Name another mc you read about and enjoyed! Shout out your favorite mc!

We did it lads, we made it through! Thanks again to @ghoulfriendfangs for organizing the event!

Man, there are so many good MCs and OCs out there, I can't possibly name them all! But I will give a shoutout to the Squad and some folks I interact with on the regular:

Donna ( @bottomvalerius ) - the very first MC to interact with us when we were new to the fandom, so this little guy holds a special place!

Lua and Aleis ( @luasworkshop and @fullyfunctionalapprentice ) - TWOFER TUESDAY

Iaaaaaaa ( @xx-sharpfawngz-xx ) - the funkiest of Little Guys, we love them sm

Vida ( @apprenticevida ) - I hope the Life Stuff lets you join us again soon!

Ell'iandyr - ( @foxfirefallout ) - they may be a bundle of nerves but they deserve to have A Nice Time, ok?

Franquelin ( @jellyfish-and-therapy ) - glad to see you getting the info on them out there, and looking forward to seeing more!

Jin/Cedar ( @epoch-smog ) - may that shitpost energy never fail you, we love to see it!

Arsenic ( @arsenicxarcana ) - highly respected Goatman main, if you know me that says A Lot!

Rosie ( @drustvar ) - Chaos knows Chaos when it sees it lmao, it's been fun to read more about her!

Misery ( @misery-lake ) - THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS with a side dish of Destroy That Old Man

Bastien ( @daisydevorak ) - he may not be an Apprentice anymore (tho iirc he did start out as one), but Dragon Himbo deserves an Honorable Mention! 🐲

The list goes on, but my poor little overtaxed brain is at its limit rn, if our MCs have interacted then ilu 💜

[welfaresephirah-b]

HHH MY GODVHAOO HI HHIUHHHHIIII HIAO HIIIIII IAAAAAAA

AAAAAHESHEHHERRE IM SOHHAPPY AAAHHHHHAHA

…Mana- right, C? Are you okay?

[mikoshiba]

who's the guy in your banner

ghhhhhh AAAAHGHGHHH WAJAWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH IAAAAAAA AEEEEEEEEEE OOOOUUUUUUUUUUOOOIIAAAAA

[hspn]

Super super super fresh

24th minute:

Brother: Zakaria. I've learned that you can sing his name to the Champions League song. Me: You can?! How does that go? Brother: ZA-KAAAAAAAR-IAAAAAAA. ZA-KAAAAAAR-IAAAAA. Me: At the part where they sing THE CHAMPIONS? Brother: Exactly. It makes Zakaria exciting, since I know nothing about him.

Half-time:

Me: Studio show says Pulisic is warming up. Who cares, IS ZAKARIA WARMING UP? Brother: I bet when he finally plays, he basically pulls an Anelka and says he was not warmed up enough. Me: Potter: BUT YOU'VE BEEN WARMING UP SINCE AUGUST. Brother: He will be warm when he's back in Juventus.

70th minute:

Brother: Everyone looks tired. Me: Can't blame them. It's been three games in seven days for both squads. Brother: You know who is super super super fresh? Za-KAAAAAR-IAAAAAA.

[isaacathom]

ds9 time, s2e13

bashir and obrien time. i like their dynamic. theyre a fun duo. again, half the fun is that obrien doesnt like him all that much and bashir is at best ambivalent to that fact or at worst completely obvlious.

im familiar with the summary of this episode and even with that knowledge i dont quite know where this is going

like. okay. he goes 'all the information must be destroyed' and thats going to involve memory of this incident, which is going to cause. problems? because itll also remove all memories of this cooperation, i assume. is that where we're going? are they gonna kidnap my boys as part of this.

"i suppose another day won't kill me" the line read on that is painfully unsubtle, thank you obrien

oh when the summary said memory it meant with more like, violence. ohp fuck we've sentenced obrien to death thats deeply unfortunate

oh we're pulling some shit. im intrigued!

im not looking forward to when the shoe drops re: the harvester, as someone who loathes medical shit.

oh this is gonna be full 'get along tshirt' behavior but its 'were stuck in a bunker'

i always think its sweet in these episodes when everyone takes the deaths of their officers so seriously, so sincerely. like its just very sweet. i say this like ive seen a lot but i know theres been a few, in tng at least? like 80% sure. sisko really sells it because he looks fucking devastated.

bashir please stop being heterosexual the man has a job to do

oh shit bashir lore? please tell me he's not talking about dax or that alien from a couple of episodes back. also this lighting rules, its so dreamy (im not just saying that bc i think bashir's hot)

genuinely though when he says he was in love once who is he referring to.

no critique of this marriage bashir

uhoh the harvesters starting to work i dont like that one fucking iota sir

oh hey plants. botanical shit. her regular ass job.

oh this room is lit ominous as shit. oh keiko is so on the ball. this scene is sweet.

my assessment that dax is the only one who genuinely likes julian at all continues to be confirmed.

oh its actually quite sweet that quark brought them drinks for a toast. oh this toast is so cute. this rules. like its so cute in his way! i love that!!

having looked up the episode plot in order to like. settle my stomach metaphorically, the fact that keiko ends up being wrong about the coffee is hilarious to me.

obrien mimicking bashir is very cute

oh god dammit

okay good its not dax or the alien chick, its actual bashir lore, hell yeah.

something about the way bashirs fairly matter of fact when he says 'will i ever find anyone that wonderful again' hits. sells you that hes thought it a SHIT ton, almost rote.

im losing my mind out here

obrien trying doggedly to get julian to listen to him bc he thinks hes gonna die, exceptional really

nice of them to let a dying man have last words

iaaaaaaa so sweet

i love that bashir is so achingly sincere and obriens like haha, yeah i sure did say that, (rolls eyes) exceptional.

that was a fun episode! i hate medical shit so that was an endurance but it was really fun. just like. some cute character shit.

[asher-ic3]

🤭 -Ms. Bellum

IAAAAAAA

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[dipdoodlesamu]

hey yall

ever forget about some characters you made back in 7th grade for an assignment, then all of a sudden, years later you remember them and now you can't get them out of your head

well here are them the first time i drew them

vs a doodle of them i did in class just now

im pretty sure there is a clear difference

[dabi0118]

👻Reaper Here👻

Sorry u guys I had a really busy weekend and I wasn't able to help Dabi much at all!!

If he hasn't responded to your asks/dms yet, don't worry!!! We're gonna prioritize the asks throughout the day tomorrow, then answer to more DMs.

I'm gonna take the time to mention that we've gotten quite a bit of attention lately, so to all the newcomers- we are so so grateful and happy you've decided to come and visit and interact!! Dabi and I can't wait to get to know you all, and we're so sorry if we haven't gotten around to answering your asks yet!

and to all the wonderful people who have been here since the start, thank you so much for continuing to visit and send us love/ interactions we LOVE U!! ❣

I always say this and I've been saying this but we really really love and appreciate all of you so much.

To all the fellow mods who have interacted with Dabi and I and sent us so much love and encouragement, I am extremely grateful for you and thank you for worrying about us. It really means so much to me.

Thank you for your patience and support and I hope you stick around 🥺

IM SO SORRY THIS IS SUCH A LONG READ. BUT I ALSO WANTED TO TAKE THIS TIME TO CHECK UP ON ALL OF U!!!

REAPER VIBE CHECK!

DID YA EAT?

DRINK WATER??

SLEEP WELL???

TELL YOURSELF YOURE WONDERFUL AND WORTH IT?

WELL U SHOULD@@@@

OR ELSE ILL BEAT U UP!!!

!!!!!WE LOVE U!!!!! KISSES AND HUGS AND HUGS AND KISSES

[datcravat]

prints | patreon

[ficsforeren]

kana are you kidding me, how do you expect me to go back to my own work and carry on when gems like the last chapter get posted by my very own moot??

that was the most authentic piece of work i have ever read and i was infatuated by it.

i know i say this with every review i send you after each chapter but you characterize him so well it’s incredible. You have no idea how enjoyable scenes like this are to me when he’s kind, so sweet and genuine. you even detail down to his little hints of slickness and it just makes me UGH so so happy to know people perceive him just as i do. I want to be loved by him like y/n is PLEASE. it was pure magic through all the pain and reconstruction and i feel honored just reading it.

goodness fuck he has my whole heart, and you do too because when you capture him so perfectly, i feel like you capture a part of me:)

SOFT-IAAAAAAA THIS MESSAGE YOU SENT ME OMG I'M--

you don't know how happy you just made me feel bb i am so touched by your words 😭😭😭

no but like your eren is ALSO VERY SWEET THOUGHHHHH AHHHHH after I'm finished with writing part 1, I'm gonna go back to your blog and read more of your soft!eren, you're so talented

thank YOU so much for reading and sending me this! I'm so glad that my version of eren fits your imagination well because he is so precious, isn't he? there are not enough of fluffy!eren out there for us soft stans, we gotta stick together and keep pumping out fics like this ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

"when you capture him so perfectly, i feel like you capture a part of me:)"

[luvianblue]

la Shub-Niggurath! la Yog-Sothoth! A ia ia ia iaaaaaaa!

[pepus58]

Mi fin resumido en una fotografia!!!! #brothersfromanothermother #iaaaaaaa#titiriti #lavadishii #wilson #momoma #👀#granjerowilly #therock #zucaro #black #prepalomas #bodaleonyestefy (en Hermosillo, Sonora)

[sndfrosteyneko]

Fight Scene in Go Nagai's Shuten Doji

*Shiro fights a bunch of faceless pieces of crap for 5 hours.*

Shiro: I finally found you Evil Generic Demon, gimme back my sort-of-girlfriend Miyuki™!

Evil Generic Demon: Damnit, you're a demon Harry, eat people.

Shiro: My name isn't Harry you piece of shit! It's Shiro™! and I'd rather eat hamburgers!!!

Evil Generic Demon: But doesn't this look delicious? *shoves miyuki being strangled by tentacles in front of Shiro.*

Shiro: No! I will save you Miyuki! MIYUKI!

Miyuki: DASUKETE SHIRO! SHIRO! IAAAAAA

Evil Generic Demon: Realize your fate fucker! I will eat Miluki myself in two hours!

Shiro: Stop getting everyone's name wrong you fucking bullshit asshole!

Miyuki: DASUKETE SHIRO! SHIRO! IAAAAAA

Evil Generic Demon: Shut the fuck up you pig! *rips off Miyukis entire outfit in 2 seconds using only a magic beam from his right ear*

Shiro: You now die! *throws his nunchakus at him*

Evil Generic Demon: Haha, dumbass, that won't work i'm too powerful!

Shiro: no you're not! *throws a cross on fire at him*

Miyuki: DASUKETE SHIRO! SHIRO! IAAAAAAA

Shiro: MIYUKI! I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU!

Miyuki: SHIRO, don't worry about me just kill the freaking demon!

Evil Generic Demon: Foolish human... i mean demon that is a human... oh whatever, i'm talking about you harry. harry! how can you call yourself a demon hunter that is a demon, when you're a demon and i'm a demon and you can't kill a demon or whatever

Shiro: ALRIGHT IM COMING TO SAVE YOU MIYUKI! SO TAKE THIS GENERALLY LOW QUALITY SCUMBAG *throws literally a slightly shinier golden cross, except his stand Goki also pissed on it*

Evil Generic Demon: GOD DAMNIT I'M DEAD *dies* But remember, your mother AND father is a demon and *actually dies*

Miyuki: i can't believe you saved me, Shiro!

Shiro, half an hour later while walking Miyuki back home: i can, you too were brave, even though you were glass *gives miyuki his coat*

[mejomonster]

when life is going So Great u wanna cry from the joy

but also ur brain is a self destructive suspicious thingo and ur like >o> !! do not!! freak out