#ISTG IF I HEAR ABOUT ANY OF YOU ACCEPTING GIFTS FROM THE FAE I WILL BE WRITING YOU A VERY STRONGLY WORDED DM TELLING YIU HOW DUMB THAT WAS-

[the-bitchiest-witch-of-the-west]

Here, have a story time that ✨Nobody✨ asked for.

My grandma: Honey pick that penny up off the ground.

Me: Nana I can’t-

Grandma: sure you can, just pick the penny up.

Me: No. you don’t understand I can’t.

Grandma: Why not? I don’t see any reason why you can’t.

Me: Because I don’t take gifts from the fae nana. I’m not going to let a penny be the reason I end up dead in a ditch!!

Grandma: Darling are you feeling well? You’re sounding crazy..

Me: *sigh* you just wouldn’t get it-

She then proceeded to ignore everything I had just said, pick up the penny, and get in the car. I was hesitant to get into the car with her but alas she was my only mode of transportation so I had no other option than to get in. Within the first 5 minutes of being in the car I see, a small ball shaped grey light about 7ft in the air in the middle of a cemetery while at a stop light just hovering there which I knew for a fact wasn’t a spirit, and, A tow truck pull to the side of the road just to open the hood and the driver get a large puff of smoke to the face as he realized he had an engine fire. I was not about to find out what their 3rd reminder that we needed to pay them back was so I grabbed the penny she found out of the cup holder, rolled the window down, and chucked it as hard as I could. After that she got very angry with me and gave me about a 20 minute lecture on why I shouldn’t have done that but, there was no more problems on the car ride to our destination. Not a single threatening sight, minor inconvenience, or even red light. You’re welcome nana haha

In conclusion, please take this as a lesson on why you never take gifts from the fae. Idc if is something as dumb as a penny you find on the sidewalk trust me, don’t touch it.

Also, just because this worked for me this one time, doesn’t mean that it’s going to work for you or even work for me any other time. You never know when it comes to the fae so again

DONT TAKE GIFTS FROM THE FAE!!!

And always remember to give them their offerings to keep them happy and off your back. That was all, thank you.