#IT WAS SO WILD

[i-may-be-an-emu]

THE WAY AJ WASN'T ABLE TO GET UP AFTER THEY CALLED OUT "AND SCENE" BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK DID HE AND TOM DO JUST NOW-

LITERALLY IKR 😂

[sundownvalentine]

No wonder coyotes have a reputation of being the ultimate chicken thieves, i just woke up from a chicken wing induced food coma and the only clue as to what happened to me was an absolutely demolished 20pc of wings sitting on the table near where i was sprawled face down on the couch

[sunflower-chai]

guys about a month ago my duolingo got hacked and the hacker just. started doing my french lessons??

[yadelah]

Gawd, had a dream that I was tasked to write the second act of a remake of Lord of the Rings Fellowship and they kept sending back everything I was writing so finally I just wrote about elves sucked up light like plants and stored it in their breasts til they got so big the breasts would pop off for later use and the tptb were like “fucking perfect” and so the second act was filled to brim with elves with boobs that would continually grow until they popped off and collected and I was like ??????

[pankiepoo]

WAIT DID YOU SEE THAT BRIAN POST FROM NOVEMBER WHERE HE USED A GIF YOU(?) MADE?

YEAH LOL I FREAKED OUT AND POSTED ABOUT IT ON TWT AND HE SOMEHOW FOUND THAT POST AND LIKED IT ??????

[absurdist-dude]

inside (2007) is just like woman absolutely smashes record for worlds worst day competition that she did not enter w/ live womb reaction cam

[jesuistrestriste]

i was introduced to fanfics by a comment section under a mike edit on tiktok and “kneel” is the best fic i’ve ever read 😭 💗 , do you intend on coming out with a part 2 anytime soon? i’m still really hung up on him telling reader that he’ll save time for another confession on Wednesday. (btw i LOVE the way you write and i honestly think you’re my favourite writer oat)

hii ! <3 !

first of all, thank u so much ☹️ !! my heart is melting, you're too kind arghhh !!!

unfortunately, im not currently planning on writing up a pt. 2 to kneel, but im definitely open to it in the future ! im working on some other stuff rn already (and struggling with finishing it....), but maybe after all of that is cleared up i can pick up where i left off with kneel :)

awhile ago i had some ideas stirring in the pot for a part two. subby priest who lets the reader take a turn domming him, or reader getting punished (spanking, penance stuff etc), and whatnot !

i definitely had so much fun writing that fic, it's one of the fics im most proud of, but yea. rn i'm a lil dead :,) trying to get back into the groove of writing actual fics and not blurbs/drabbles

[bifauxnnen]

I'm watching Quinton Reviews video on Sam and Cat and he gotten to the part where he reviews the episode where it parodies silence of the lambs

[ohcarolina]

i still remember that i hadn't been on tumblr for ages because of life stuff at the end of the drought and then i very magically thought 'huh, i'll have a little check on the swifties in my phone' one day and that was literally half an hour after taylor had blacked out... that was some INSANE collective brain cell shit

[melanodis]

Oh oh!!! 18 and 11 for the fnaf ask game :)

11. What year was it and what game got you into fnaf?

I've been here from the beginning! 2014, I found out about the series after seeing Markiplier start a playthrough of the first! would not recommend, 8-9 year old me was absolutely terrified of Withered Bonnie.

18. Who's your favorite rabbit character?(Bonnie, Vanny, M.X.E.S, Springtrap, etc?)

Considering I developed a special interest in him before his debut game even dropped, just through teasers and such... Springtrap :3

remember when these mfs were trying to call him Salvage? 😭

[hellonoblesky]

OH MY GOD I TOTLALY FORGOT but I found out today that the frshman I adopted had seen a shit load of my bsd art and it made me like actually brain blast explode it was so wild I was like scrolling through my acc showing him drawings at one point and he would just be like "Yup, saw that one! That one too! Mhm! Yup! :)"

[whimsyprinx]

sometimes I think of how a screen recording with no audio of me attempting to guess random white men got like 21 thousand views out of nowhere in like the span of two days

[okmcintyre]

So I know this is just a fun post of a funny scene... but my mom passed 7 years ago today, and on my way to work today a stray cat came over to me & WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE

ngl, I immediately thought of this episode and SOBBED. The poor, unknowing cat just kept asking for attention & I think it all healed my broken heart just an itty bitty bit.

I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother

[djungleskogs]

it’s crazy how absolutely blatantly luigi’s constitutional rights are being breached and people seem more concerned about his appearance than a real, scary view of the power CEOs and the healthcare industry have over the legal system. like yeah he looks good in those photos i can appreciate that too but can we focus on the fact that the media is absolutely treating him as if he has already been found guilty. this could happen to anyone. anyone could be arrested over the death of a wealthy, influential person and the precedent being set right now is essentially that the prosecution can run wild and create documentaries declaring your guilt. like that’s really serious and scary.

[nexusmonstrum]

// WILDLIFE SMP SPOILERS

ZombieCleo and her zombies!!!