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[gleeandshame]

[ID: incoming Grindr message that reads, “Are u top or bottle” / end ID.]

[sewerelk]

Oh goodness this request was so far back but I do plan on doing all requests. Background and no background versions below cut.

[beansprean]

Everybody loves jandy

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(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Full body of Nandor in the Cannon Capital janitor uniform on a teal background. He is kneeling on the floor and scrubbing it half-heartedly with a brush, glaring up at the viewer with flushed cheeks. Text on the top reads 'when I said I wanted to be a maid I just wanted to put on the outfit and have sex'. Text at the bottom reads 'why are you making me clean the floors I hate you so much'.

2. Repeat, this time with a pink background and Nandor in a short frilly maid dress and thigh high socks. /end ID

[cursedwithcaution]

🧡 emerald trio 💚

[ID: Digital art of Gus, Willow, and Hunter from the Owl House posing; Gus is kneeling on the ground with one foot on his scooter which is also his chameleon palisman Emmaline; he's wearing a long-sleeved yellow shirt under a loose green t-shirt with the letters EE in green and orange, dark brown shorts, an orange beanie, and purple tennis shoes; he smirks at the viewer through sunglasses. Willow is standing with her shoulders pushed back, holding her bee palisman Clover in staff form behind her; she is wearing high-necked green tank top that has the same EE logo as Gus', baggy blue jeans, fingerless gloves, and an orange and yellow baseball cap; she has a Flapjack tattoo on her left bicep; she competitively glares down at the viewer with her head tilted back because she's better than you. Hunter is posing with forearm crutches with his bluejay palisman Waffles on the left crutch; he's wearing a dark green croptop/binder, light brown shorts, yellow compression socks, and red high-top sneakers with a Titan skull logo; he has a Flapjack tattoo on his right wrist and the close-shaved part of his hair is dyed red; he smirks at the viewer with one eyebrow raised. End ID]

you have to reblog bc it's my birthday

Based off this photo of boygenius

[ID: Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus, and Julien Baker of the band boygenius posed in a similar way to the Emerald Trio above, but Lucy and Julien are holding skateboards. End ID]

[imagedescribed]

[ID:

A tweet by @/roastmalone_ that reads: weekends as an adult are neat because you can either do all your errands or you can do the things you enjoy but either way it's the wrong choice

/end ID]

[neottia-orchids]

Marinler parody of Bob Peak's 1964 illustration "The promise".

[jorgyjuice]

i have an essay to write [id in alt!]

[seraphskull]

I could treat her better than Mark frfr

[Amber Bennet, a character in the Amazon Prime show Invincible, staring at her phone at a party with a sad expression. She is texting the main character, Mark Grayson, "are you coming", "where are you", and one last message saying just his name. Mark replies "Sorry, I got called in".]

[melbagirl]

[Image Description: screenshot of text which reads: “condition. If you feel bloated often, you may have a condition like irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), which affects up to 24 of women.” / End Image Description]

Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four

[grimpapuff]

draw Beach Bear ‘n’ Mitzi on the paper while in school.

[Image description 1 starts: The traditional art with the use of the ballpoint pen, and a close-up of Beach Bear from CEI’s The Rock-afire Explosion in monotone, he is depicted as big curly hair that covers his right eye and ear, with the label which is his name below him. There are simple sparkles around him. End image description 1.]

[Image description 2 starts: Same medium and franchise with Beach Bear, replaced by Mitzi Mozzarella, she is depicted as curly bunches with tied by a big bowtie and has freckles. With the label which is her first name below her, She is rambling with speech balloon as round and point as straight shows. End image description 2.]

[Image description 3 starts: The combination of Beach Bear and Mitzi, the below comment reads, “How come ballpoint pen looks so good on the paper”. End image description 3.]

[bambiraptorx]

[I.D. Digital drawing of TMNT 2003 Baxter Stockman and Gravity Falls Stanford Pines. Stanford stands with one hand on his hip and smiles as he talks, his speech described as "happily recounting the time he threw his socks into the bottomless pit to see what would happen and none of them came back". Stockman crosses his arms and looks narrowly at Ford as he replies "I don't think you're a real scientist." End I.D.]

it is once again stupid crossover time in bambi land

[evenlyevi]

Goodnight.

[imagedescribed]

[ID:

A laminated print of a Tumblr post by charlottan pinned to a wall with a push pin. The post reads as follows: dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

/end ID]

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

[welcometoqueer]

I haven’t really seen any of the more recent U.S. election news hitting tumblr yet so here’s some updates (now edited with sources added):

There’s evidence of Trump cheating and interfering with the election.

Possible Russian interference.

Mail-in ballots are not being counted or “recognized” in multiple (notably swing) states.

30+ bomb threats were called in and shut down polling stations on Election Day.

20+ million votes are still unaccounted for, and that’s just to have the same voter turnout as 2020.

There was record voter turnout and new/first-time voter registration this year. We definitely should be well over the turnout in 2020.

U.S. citizens are using this site to demand, not only a recount, but a complete investigation into election fraud and interference for the reasons stated above:

Here is what I submitted as an example:

An investigation for election interference and fraud is required. We desperately need a recount or even a revote. The American people deserve the right to a free and fair election. There has been evidence unveiled of Trump cheating and committing election fraud which is illegal. There is some evidence of possible Russian interference. At least 30+ bomb threats were called in to polling places. Multiple, notably swing states, have ballots unaccounted for and voting machines not registering votes. Ballots and ballot boxes were tampered with and burned. Over 20 million votes that we know of are unaccounted for. With record turnout and new voter registration this year, there should be no possibility that there are less votes than even in the 2020 election.

Sources (working on finding more links but if anyone wants to add info, it’s appreciated):

FBI addressing Russian interference and bomb threats:

Emails released by Rachael Bellis (private account, can’t share original tweet) confirming Trump committing election fraud:

Pennsylvania's Centre County officials say they are working with their ballot scanner vendor to figure out why the county's mail-in ballot data is "not being recognized when uploaded to the elections software:”

Wisconsin recount:

[ID:

Multiple screenshots and images.

The first is a screenshot with a link and information for contacting the White House directly regarding election fraud. The instructions include choosing to leave a comment to President Joe Biden directly and to select election security as the reason.

The screenshot then instructs people to include any or all of the following information in a paragraph as a comment to the president:

32 fake bomb threats were called into Democratic leaning poll places, rendering polling places closed for at least an hour.

A lot of people reporting their ballots were not counted for various reasons.

This all occurred in swing states.

This is too coincidental that these things happen and swing in his favor after months of hinting at foul play.

Directly state that an investigation for tampering, interference, fraud is required, not just a recount.

The second image is from the FBI Twitter account that reads:

The FBI is aware of bomb threats to polling locations in several states, many of which appear to originate from Russian email domains. None of the threats have been determined to be credible thus far. https://t.co/j3YfajVK1m — FBI (@FBI) November 5, 2024

The next four Gmail screenshots of an email sent to Rachael Bellis from Chris T. Spackman that read together as follows:

Dear BELLIS, RACHAEL E., The Dauphin County Board of Elections received a challenge to your absentee ballot you applied for in the November 5, 2024 General Election. The challenge argues that a provision of the Pennsylvania Election Code takes precedence over the federal Uniformed and Overseas Citizens Absentee Voting Act (UOCAVA), which requires states and counties to permit U.S. citizens who move overseas to vote by absentee ballot for federal offices based on their last U.S. residential address.

The full text of the challenge that was filed appears below this email.

You may respond to the challenge in any of the following ways:

1. Call the Bureau of Registration and Election at (717) 780-6360;

2. Email a statement to the Bureau at Election election@dauphincounty.gov. Any statement you submit regarding the period during which you lived in Dauphin County, any family or connections that you still have here, and why you are now residing abroad would be read into the record.

3. Appear in person at a Board of Elections hearing scheduled for Friday, November 8 at a time to be determined in the Commissioners Public Hearing Room, 4th floor of Dauphin County Administration Building, 2 S 20d St, Harrisburg, PA 17111. The meeting is also likely to be livestreamed on Facebook on the Dauphin County channel.

Sincerely,

Christopher T Spackman

TEXT OF CHALLENGE BEGINS

Dear Dauphin County Board of Elections,

I am submitting this challenge to an absentee ballot application pursuant to 25 Pa. Stat.

3146.8(f).

25 Pa. Stat. 3146.8(f) Any person challenging an application for an absentee ballot, an absentee ballot, an application for a mail-in ballot or a mail-in ballot for any of the reasons provided in this act shall deposit the sum of ten dollars ($10.00) in cash with the county board, which sum shall only be refunded if the challenge is sustained or if the challenge is withdrawn within five (5) days after the primary or election. If the challenge is dismissed by any lawful order then the deposit shall be forfeited. The county board shall deposit all deposit money in the general fund of the…

The rest of the forwarded email is cut off.

The last image is a screenshot of the official statement from the Centre County, Pennsylvania Board of Commissioners released on November 6, 2024 that states:

Centre County Working with Ballot Scanner Vendor to Export Election Results.

(Bellefonte, PA) -Centre County Elections Office is working continuously to provide mail-in ballot data in order to post unofficial results.

To this point, all ballots have been scanned, including all mail-in ballots.

Centre County's Election team and IT team have identified that the data are successfully being exported from the mail-in ballot scanners, but that the data is not being recognized when uploaded to the elections software.

Centre County's Administrator, John Franek, Jr. stated, "We have not stopped working, and we will continue to work until unofficial results are posted and reported to the Pennsylvania Department of State."

As a next step, Centre County has begun working with the equipment vendor to adjust configurations to make the two systems-the mail-in ballot scanner and the elections software where data are uploaded -compatible with one another.

We will provide updates as we make progress.

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[trash-slvt]

Edit: wow this blew up. i dont have anything to promote but i made a response to the most common replies ive gotten to this as well as my thoughts on the direction the web has been heading. you can read it here if you like <3

[Image ID: A screenshot of the youtube popup that appears if you use an ad blocker. It consists of a title, then three bullet points, then two buttons. It has been modified to read: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube's Terms of Service

it looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don't you know that by watching youtube you entered into a contract?

We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. we paid good money to be the only game in town.

now that there are no other options, we can start to make that money back however we like. So turn your webcam on so our advertisers know you're paying attention The two buttons read "let us program your brain" and "foot the bill directly" /.End ID]

[novva]

back to making mini comics in my free time 🤸🏾‍♀️