Strickland: I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS SCHOOL! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
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Marty: Doc, ya gotta turn around, we don't have enough road!
Doc: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads! *drives up the sidewalk*
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BTTF incorrect quotes
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McFly July Day 31: Pepsi free (free day)
Today's the last day of McFly July nooo
Have some incorrect quotes for that occasion :D
Thank you so much @mjf-af for hosting this!! I simply adored seeing all your ideas for the various prompts. Am looking forward to next year hehe
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Doc: Mozart didn’t make the Mona Lisa overnight !
Marty: He didn’t make it at all. . .
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Marty: *messes up during time travel and accidentally gets charged with a crime*
Doc as his defense attorney: don't worry, just deny everything and let me take care of the rest
Bailiff: please take a sit in this chair so we can start the interrogation
Marty: this is not a chair
Doc:
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Nobody calls me "chicken" without goating me into doing something stupid!
Marty McFly.
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Doc: I drove over a thousand miles... to hang out with a fifteen-year-old.
Marty: I'm going to be sixteen in two weeks.
Doc: Don't count on it.
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Doc, during that clock tower scene at the end of part I: Marty! Where the hell have you been!?
Marty:
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(Lorraine's birthday)
Lorraine: (opening a present) What is this?
Marty: It's an aromatherapy machine. See, you put in oils that are supposed to help you with the stress of the day.
Lorraine: Oh! Alright, well... let's see. So far, I have gotten a spa day, three massages, a meditation class, an ocean pillow, a rage bat, and a little machine that's supposed to trick my nose into calming me down. Why does everyone think I'm so tense?
George: You bit through your night guard.
Verne: (sitting on Lorraine's lap) You're squeezing me too hard.
Linda: And last week, you made the pharmacist cry.
Lorraine: That's because he wouldn't sell me any more Sudafed. The entire family was sick. I was not cooking meth. You know what? I don't even want cake. I really don't appreciate being criticized like this, especially on my birthday.
(They hear a motor buzzing from one of the unopened presents)
Clara: Um, that's my gift. Open later.
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Doc: Tesla is dead, Einstein is dead, and me? I also feel not so good!
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Owlson: Say, why do you let those boys push you around like that?
Fenton Crackshell: Well, they're bigger than me.
Owlson: Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don't you know that if you let people walk all over you know, they'll be walking all over you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in this slop house?
Glomgold: Watch it, Owlson.
Owlson: No sir, I'm gonna make something out of myself, I'm going to night school and one day I'm gonna be somebody.
Fenton Crackshell Cabrera: That's right, she's gonna be mayor.
Owlson: Yeah, I'm- mayor. Now that's a good idea. I could run for mayor.
Glomgold: You mayor? That'll be the day.
Owlson: You wait and see, Mr. Glomgold, I will be mayor and I'll be the most powerful mayor in the history of St. Canard, and I'm gonna clean up this town.
Glomgold: Good, you could start by sweeping the floor.
Owlson: Mayor Zan Owlson, I like the sound of that.
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doctor: i have all the radioactive material handling guidelines memorised!
marty: yes but do you live by them
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Stuck in 1885 AU in a nutshell
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