#Incorrect Freak Fortress Quotes

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Intelligent Heavy: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say? Painis Cupcake, eating the entire cookie: The what in my what?

[ionlypostmymeemocs]

TW: SUGGESTIVE

Incorrect Quotes of Moth Medic and Peteve (Fly Medic)

[girzapata6]

I miss my freaky boys so much tbh... I miss my blog and draw about them,,,

[zzoupz]

you could say I like tf2 freaks

[ quote by @incorrect-freak-fortress-quotes btw I can't stop thinking about it ]

[theewrites-tf2]

Tamela: I... I love you

Scout:

Scout: this is a very intresting development, please continue.

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Cakehole Piss: Quick! How many syllables are in urinary tract infection? Piss Cakehole: Enough for me to be concerned for you. . .

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CBS, stubbing his toe: FUCK! Karma Soldier: Mind your language! CBS: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"? Karma Soldier: ... CBS: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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CBS: I DO WHAT I WANT! Painis Cupcake: I’m telling Polite Spy. CBS: No wait-

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RbbrFrt: Ow, my armkle! Medizard: Your what? Gentlespy, sighing: His wrist

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Weaselcake: If I were a drink, l'd be cherry vanilla coke. What would you guys be? Madic: Bleach. Sewer Medic: Sewage. Weaselcake: Please calm down, edge lords.

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Bob: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to rot immobile forever? Demo Samedi: How am I supposed to know? Billy: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult. Demo Samedi: [Sighs really annoyed] Demo Samedi: You would not be trapped...

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Vagineer: Evitcepsrep ym morf siht ees ot tsael ta syug uoy dluoc?! (Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?!)

Ass Pancakes: [Crouches down]

CBS: [Kneels down]

Painis Cupcake: [Sits on the floor]

Vagineer:

Vagineer: Uoy fo lla etah i (I hate all of you)

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Piss Cakehole: I’ve invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game-

Cakehole Piss, nodding: Knife monopoly.

Piss Cakehole:

Piss Cakehole: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

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Gentlespy: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.

CPS: You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, fifty times.

Gentlespy: Well, I'd never do it again because it got boring.

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Lord DeGroot: I didn’t do it!

Karma Soldier: Then why are you laughing?

Lord DeGroot: 'cause whoever did it is a bloody genius!

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CyborHeavy: How to talk to me early in the morning.

CyborHeavy: Step 1, don't.