#Source: Unknown | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

altumvidetur · 1 day ago

Text

Julian: So, what's your favorite hobby?

Garak: Stalking.

Julian:

Julian: I like darts and spy holonovels.

Garak: I know.

#star trek ds9 #incorrect star trek quotes #incorrect ds9 quotes #garashir #julian bashir #elim garak #stalking is not cool don't do it irl kids #source: unknown #incorrect quotes #otp: there may be hope for you yet

116 notes · View notes

incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 3 days ago

Text

Karai: There is no future. There is no past. Don’t you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet!

Mikey: …All I did was ask is if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: unknown #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #karai

84 notes · View notes

incorrect-alnst · 3 days ago

Text

Ivan: [gently taps table]

Till: [taps back]

Mizi: What are they doing?

Sua: Morse code.

Ivan: [aggressively taps table]

Till: [slams hands down] YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

#alien stage #alnst #incorrect alnst #alnst ivan #alnst till #alnst mizi #alnst sua #source: unknown #alien stage ivan #alien stage till #alien stage mizi #alien stage sua #ivan alnst #till alnst #mizi alnst #sua alnst #mod fav

64 notes · View notes

skullmakesmelaugh · 2 days ago

Text

Lockwood: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail

Flo: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call Steve Rotwell

#incorrect quote #lockwood and co #source: unknown #anthony lockwood #flo bones #steve rotwell #incorrectlockwoodandcoquote

55 notes · View notes

incorrect-lackadaisy-cats · 2 days ago

Text

Aunt Nina: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Rocky: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #aunt nina #rocky rickaby #lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #tracy j. butler

42 notes · View notes

incorrect-guilty-gear · 3 days ago

Text

Nagoriyuki: Chaos, if you don't shut up, I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

Happy Chaos: *click*

Nagoriyuki: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #happy chaos #nagoriyuki #video games #guilty gear

31 notes · View notes

incorrect-star-allies · 23 hours ago

Text

Daroach: *points at DMK* He runs a pharmacy without the P.

Dark Meta Knight: I crave violence.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect kirby quotes #kirby series #incorrect star allies #daroach #dark meta knight #source: unknown

22 notes · View notes

incorrect-fnaf-quotes · 2 days ago

Text

Michael: So, I'm watching the animatronics put on the first show of the day, when one ends up saying: "Before we begin, I want to make sure that this mic works. If your name is Michael, please stand up." Michael: I stand up, and I notice a couple of guests doing the same, right? Michael: And then the animatronic goes: "That concludes the Mike check."

#Incorrect Five Night's At Freddy's Quotes #Source: Unknown #Michael Afton #Pizza Sim #Pizzeria Simulator #FNaF 6

22 notes · View notes

i-expect-you-to-quote · 3 days ago

Text

HANDLER: You know, agent — you're the only person I know who can make silence sarcastic.

#i expect you to die #ieytd #ieytd incorrect quotes #agent phoenix #reginald crane #the handler #source: unknown

19 notes · View notes

holy-incorrectquotes-batman · 3 months ago

Text

Bruce, walking into the Batcave: Why does it look like a tornado came through here? Jason: You know that trick people play on dogs? That one when you pretend to throw a ball but actually keep it in your hand and watch as the dog chases after nothing? Bruce: Yeah? Jason: Steph did that to Dick.