#IriTheYapper💬

[iri-desky]

A big thing about dnd is the creativity--dnd isnt suited for everything, but if you're creative enough it DEFINITELY can be. It's very fun to learn how to "frankenstein" the system and figure out how to manipulate it into the way you want for a unique adventure. BEHOLD MY MONSTER BOY

I don’t care about your insanely homebrewed and modded dnd 5e campaign. Play another damn system. Better yet play the system designed for the setting you just tried to frankenstein dnd for. Make an effort.

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Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom

I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene

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I'm not elaborating any further than this

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Doof: "You see Perry The Platypus, about a few weeks ago I entered The Tumblr Sexyman Showdown. It's a contest for only the sexiest of men-- now now, Perry the Platypus, before you roll your eyes at me, it's not the conventional kind of sexy, no, no! It's the pathetic, the silly, the unconventional! Only for the acquired tastes. Like me~!! So I joined in, and you wouldn't believe it! I plowed through the competition! Bracket after bracket, I dominated the votes. That is, until the final round... when I was put up against Stanley Pines of someplace called 'Gravity Falls'-- for some reason, even though he claimed to come from a place called Gravity Falls and I come from the Tri-State Area, the competition listed me to come from someplace called 'Phineas and Ferb', and I have no idea where that is or who those people are--I was kicked to the curb! He won by a landslide! Well, not literally though, that's a metaphor--that's how Bill Cipher won against Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians, and I KNOW that place doesn't exist--b-but anyway, Stanley won and I only got second. And it doesn't make any sense! Sure, Stanley is similar to what the true Sexyman is, but he's not the greatest! For one thing, he's not that pathetic--jeez, if anyone is the most pathetic here, it's me! He's not that tragic-backstory-able, or anything, he--and worse yet, he's HOT! I mean, he's not that much of an acquired taste! Sure, he's older, but that's it!! Clearly, the people are biased! Which is why I made...THIS!"

Doof: "BEHOLD! THE UNHANDSOME-INATOR!!!!"

Doof: "With this, I can make anyone ugly--so ugly that their ugliness is JUUUST too ugly to be a Tumblr Sexyman! But too handsome to be truly ugly...and I can also tweak it to make myself just a little more handsome, hehe! With this, I will make the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA Sexyman ugly, and shoot myself so I will be the most acquired-taste-handsome out of all of them, winning the love of all of the TRI-STATE AREA, AND ENACTING MY REVENGE AGAINST THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN CONTEST!!!"

Doof: "--Or wait, come to think of it, this isn't really revenge, I mean, the contest's over and it won't come back until next year so this scheme prooobably should've been postponed until then... not to mention this inator isn't exactly that tweaked, it's a rushed job and has some...ahaha...side effects...unless I CRANK UP THE RANGE OF THE INATOR!"

Doof: "Yes, Perry The Platypus, I will become the most tumblr-sexyman handsome by proxy in all of the tri-state area AND GRAVITY FALLS, OREGON!!!"

| Meanwhile In Gravity Falls |

*Stan, reading the paper, suddenly looks up.*

Stan: "Something just happened."

*beat*

Stan: "...Eh. Who cares. Worse has happened in this town. It's probably the heebie jeebies from that German guy from a couple days ago, eugh."

Stan: "Worth it for the prize money, though. I'm still the sexiest man on all of Tumblr! Ahaha!"

*beat*

Stan, still grinning: "...whatever that is."

*A beat. Then the door to the Mystery Shack slams open. It's Ford.*

Ford: "Stanley! I'm back!"

Stanley: "Hey, sixer. Back from another one of your little adventures?"

Ford: "I suppose you could call it that! Ever been to the tri-state area? There are hundreds of anomalies there! Did you know that all the platypuses are teal there?"

Stanley: "Yeah, yeah...well, make sure to tell me later. I'm reading the paper."

Ford: "Well, don't get too absorbed. We're going to Italy tomorrow, remember? We're visiting the Vatican! Lots of great things to explore there! We might even see the pope!"

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I'm so I'm wan 15 dazai on the outside and Sora from no game no life on the inside.

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

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Slay The Princess Tumblr!

Could I pretty please have some songs you associate with the game? No reason... (just kidding, I'm making a playlist! And it'd be nice to hear your thoughts).

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Ivan and Mizi, mlm king and wlw queen of "and I don't want the world to see me 'cause I don't think that they'd understand"

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Queer rep is like "KYAAA! I'm a boy, but...I like a boy!?!??!" And meanwhile queerbaiting is like "...Chuuya. Come to your senses. Our fate will not end in a place like this. Because you and I are destined to- *gets shot*"

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I know plenty of y'all don't like Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man [the show] because y'know, how its Peter's VA said something douchey and all, but like, I feel as though that, just for a second, it's important for me to share with yall that when Harry first shared his first name, I had forgotten that Harry Osborn existed.

Therefore, for a few minutes I lived in a beautiful world where in the newest canonical Spiderman dimension in the multiverse, Mary Jane was a confirmed POC male, genderbent with the rhyming name Harry (keeping the reddish hair to maintain a recognizable trait) and this version of Peter Parker was going to be confirmed bisexual in a later love plot as he grows beyond his crush on Pearl, which explained why Harry was in so much of the marketing.

And then I remembered Harry Osborn existed and then I fell to my knees realizing the dream was never real and yet...

Moral of the story is I still want them to kiss, and also Parksborn solos

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NEW ART CHALLENGE

Draw your favorite wlw ship, your favorite mlm ship, and/or your favorite straight ship in each of these respective, iconic screenshot trios from alien stage.

Preferably, try and make drawings for all three series.

(Also, not required to do the challenge, but please tag me if any of you all do this!)

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I haven't been keeping up with Genshinland lately but from what I hear through the grapevine, why the fuck are we having a yaoi renaissance. Why is homunculus back. What do you mean there's a wriolette child. Who's the new gayass priest guy or whatever. Why are we allowing Kaeya to practice law

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He is

[iri-desky]

So I know that Filbrick punishing Stan by putting him out in the rain with that sign "Extra Stan - $3 or better deal!" was pretty dang sad, but...

I feel like we're forgetting that the price that he was "selling" Stan at was NOT that cheap at the time.

Today, $3 is just a drop in the bucket. To modern eyes, $3 looks like Filbrick considers Stanley completely worthless and is ready to just throw him out for the price it takes to buy a candy bar. But back in the 1960s, $3 was a good amount of money. It's equivalent to about $30 dollars today (yes, 10 times the amount). $30 still isn't a lot, but it definitely isn't that cheap (especially back then). Most goods in the 1960s could be bought for less than a dollar, so the average shopping trip would usually go up to about $3 - $7. Also, Filbrick was "accepting higher offers" meaning the offers could, if Stan was actually being "bid on" go up higher to numbers like $50.

You might think that this makes this scene a liiiittle less painful, but it doesn't. $3 was a large amount, but not THAT large. It's the kind of money that can be lost and made back in a week or so if you have a good job. Maybe even just a few days. It still isn't a lot.

In the 1960s, Stan would basically be worth (each item listed is worth 3 dollars, not the entire list combined, by the way):

• 3 large containers of Tide Laundry Detergent

• 9 boxes of tissues

• 3 drive-in movie tickets

• 30 Apples

• 3 pounds of pork chops

• 3 giant sized tubes of toothpaste

In other words, all filbrick thought stan was worth wasn't even something tiny or stupid, but just the price of the plainest necessities. Minimum price of a shopping trip for such. It was worth than saying he was worthless, he was saying he was mediocre, extremely average, and plain. He wasn't nothing, he just MEANT nothing.

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It worked before...so... in light of various recent events...

TUMBLR SEXYMAN REMATCH

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in light of recent events

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iri my dear, you seem to know something about this. what is happening with dream/the dsmp. did they restart or smt? did dream say something stupid again?

im gathering its a mix of both of those but i have no clue if they correlate or idek:

HELLOOO Soda my friend!! Longtime no see!!

Okay so. Tw slurs and grooming mention

So, at one point, on Tommy and Jack's podcast, Shut Up I'm Talking, Tommy offhandedly, jokingly mentioned he didn't like Mizkif. This got Tommy in a little argument with XQC on twt-- it really wasn't anything that bad, they were just firing insults at each other, and it was mostly pretty silly (mainly on Tommy's side. XQC was just being salty but Tommy was handling it like "haha cringe" trying not to provoke too much). And TOTALLY UNPROMPTED. WITHOUT WARNING. MIND YOU THE SITUATION HAD LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. DREAM BARGES INTO THE THREAD AND PROCEEDS TO MAKE A MEME THAT SINGLEHANDEDLY CALLS TOMMY'S ENTIRE FANBASE THE R SLUR.

Literally. Now for obvious reasons people were outraged, and three hours later Dream comes back and claims that he doesn't understand the backlash by revealing in the weirdest way possible he actually doesn't just have adhd, and is also autistic (i add this comment every time I explain this; "uh, go off ig") and therefore can allegedly "reclaim it" (even though that's not how you reclaim slurs, and even then that specific word is so bad that even ND people want to kill it with fire).

Now obviously this set off a chain reaction of events and replies and people going nuts, including an asinine explanation post he made on reddit (now deleted, pictured below).

This went on up until recently, whereupon Tubbo decided to get involved and set up a stream with Dream to talk about it. Dream discussed a variety of things during the stream (here's a post that just outlines all the crap he said in a lighthearted way for your own sanity) but basically, dream victimized himself the whole stream (two or three hours) and basically kept on screwing himself by mentioning more and more insane crap that happened once upon I time?? To defend himself??? One of them actually involved confessing that he allowed p●rn to be shown in a vc involving minors back during smp era. What was he thinking. The most awful part is that he barely even mentioned the event that started this whole thing at all and just redirected all the attention to other things, which, unsurprisingly, just made him look WORSE.

Naturally, Twitter is going ballistic, which includes plenty of the old dsmp members and bloggers weighing in ("happy dsmp reunion everyone").

Friendly reminder that all of this could've been avoided if Dream didn't spontaneously stick his nose into an argument that didn't involve him in any way whatsoever.

TL;DR: yes, Dream said something very, very stupid again and Twitter is going insane. As time goes on and Dream tries to defend himself, he's SOMEHOW making all the moves that just make himself look much, much, MUCH worse.

Hope this helps 👍🏽👍🏽 !!

(I'll be marking this with all the usual tags, so if this helped anyone else understand the situation, feel free to like, reply, or reblog! I'm just happy to help)