#IriTheYapper💬

[iri-desky]

I need to watch Sanders Sides. What even happens in this show

Yes, Mr. AP Psychology Teacher, I do know what the Yerkes-Dodson law is. No, Mr. AP Psychology Teacher, I do not want to explain where I learned that.

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Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom

I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene

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Slay The Princess Tumblr!

Could I pretty please have some songs you associate with the game? No reason... (just kidding, I'm making a playlist! And it'd be nice to hear your thoughts).

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Doof: "You see Perry The Platypus, about a few weeks ago I entered The Tumblr Sexyman Showdown. It's a contest for only the sexiest of men-- now now, Perry the Platypus, before you roll your eyes at me, it's not the conventional kind of sexy, no, no! It's the pathetic, the silly, the unconventional! Only for the acquired tastes. Like me~!! So I joined in, and you wouldn't believe it! I plowed through the competition! Bracket after bracket, I dominated the votes. That is, until the final round... when I was put up against Stanley Pines of someplace called 'Gravity Falls'-- for some reason, even though he claimed to come from a place called Gravity Falls and I come from the Tri-State Area, the competition listed me to come from someplace called 'Phineas and Ferb', and I have no idea where that is or who those people are--I was kicked to the curb! He won by a landslide! Well, not literally though, that's a metaphor--that's how Bill Cipher won against Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians, and I KNOW that place doesn't exist--b-but anyway, Stanley won and I only got second. And it doesn't make any sense! Sure, Stanley is similar to what the true Sexyman is, but he's not the greatest! For one thing, he's not that pathetic--jeez, if anyone is the most pathetic here, it's me! He's not that tragic-backstory-able, or anything, he--and worse yet, he's HOT! I mean, he's not that much of an acquired taste! Sure, he's older, but that's it!! Clearly, the people are biased! Which is why I made...THIS!"

Doof: "BEHOLD! THE UNHANDSOME-INATOR!!!!"

Doof: "With this, I can make anyone ugly--so ugly that their ugliness is JUUUST too ugly to be a Tumblr Sexyman! But too handsome to be truly ugly...and I can also tweak it to make myself just a little more handsome, hehe! With this, I will make the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA Sexyman ugly, and shoot myself so I will be the most acquired-taste-handsome out of all of them, winning the love of all of the TRI-STATE AREA, AND ENACTING MY REVENGE AGAINST THE TUMBLR SEXYMAN CONTEST!!!"

Doof: "--Or wait, come to think of it, this isn't really revenge, I mean, the contest's over and it won't come back until next year so this scheme prooobably should've been postponed until then... not to mention this inator isn't exactly that tweaked, it's a rushed job and has some...ahaha...side effects...unless I CRANK UP THE RANGE OF THE INATOR!"

Doof: "Yes, Perry The Platypus, I will become the most tumblr-sexyman handsome by proxy in all of the tri-state area AND GRAVITY FALLS, OREGON!!!"

| Meanwhile In Gravity Falls |

*Stan, reading the paper, suddenly looks up.*

Stan: "Something just happened."

*beat*

Stan: "...Eh. Who cares. Worse has happened in this town. It's probably the heebie jeebies from that German guy from a couple days ago, eugh."

Stan: "Worth it for the prize money, though. I'm still the sexiest man on all of Tumblr! Ahaha!"

*beat*

Stan, still grinning: "...whatever that is."

*A beat. Then the door to the Mystery Shack slams open. It's Ford.*

Ford: "Stanley! I'm back!"

Stanley: "Hey, sixer. Back from another one of your little adventures?"

Ford: "I suppose you could call it that! Ever been to the tri-state area? There are hundreds of anomalies there! Did you know that all the platypuses are teal there?"

Stanley: "Yeah, yeah...well, make sure to tell me later. I'm reading the paper."

Ford: "Well, don't get too absorbed. We're going to Italy tomorrow, remember? We're visiting the Vatican! Lots of great things to explore there! We might even see the pope!"

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I took some liberties ♡

@hiblame @ravelroses @mirrorcatcreditcard @hatenocheese + anybody else

new tag game

make your own here on picrew: link!

@nerosero-requiem @i-need-a-user @bye-bye-sanity @disappearingboy16 @emrmyrd @fist-full-of-feathers @coracx @skankhunt4727 @thenewestxmen @thistotallyisntmae @oreopilled @uglygirlari tbh i think these are mutuals like new ones included lol but if you’re tagged i can’t wait to see yours!

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Queer rep is like "KYAAA! I'm a boy, but...I like a boy!?!??!" And meanwhile queerbaiting is like "...Chuuya. Come to your senses. Our fate will not end in a place like this. Because you and I are destined to- *gets shot*"

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I know plenty of y'all don't like Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man [the show] because y'know, how its Peter's VA said something douchey and all, but like, I feel as though that, just for a second, it's important for me to share with yall that when Harry first shared his first name, I had forgotten that Harry Osborn existed.

Therefore, for a few minutes I lived in a beautiful world where in the newest canonical Spiderman dimension in the multiverse, Mary Jane was a confirmed POC male, genderbent with the rhyming name Harry (keeping the reddish hair to maintain a recognizable trait) and this version of Peter Parker was going to be confirmed bisexual in a later love plot as he grows beyond his crush on Pearl, which explained why Harry was in so much of the marketing.

And then I remembered Harry Osborn existed and then I fell to my knees realizing the dream was never real and yet...

Moral of the story is I still want them to kiss, and also Parksborn solos

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NEW ART CHALLENGE

Draw your favorite wlw ship, your favorite mlm ship, and/or your favorite straight ship in each of these respective, iconic screenshot trios from alien stage.

Preferably, try and make drawings for all three series.

(Also, not required to do the challenge, but please tag me if any of you all do this!)

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I'm so I'm wan 15 dazai on the outside and Sora from no game no life on the inside.

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

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So I know that Filbrick punishing Stan by putting him out in the rain with that sign "Extra Stan - $3 or better deal!" was pretty dang sad, but...

I feel like we're forgetting that the price that he was "selling" Stan at was NOT that cheap at the time.

Today, $3 is just a drop in the bucket. To modern eyes, $3 looks like Filbrick considers Stanley completely worthless and is ready to just throw him out for the price it takes to buy a candy bar. But back in the 1960s, $3 was a good amount of money. It's equivalent to about $30 dollars today (yes, 10 times the amount). $30 still isn't a lot, but it definitely isn't that cheap (especially back then). Most goods in the 1960s could be bought for less than a dollar, so the average shopping trip would usually go up to about $3 - $7. Also, Filbrick was "accepting higher offers" meaning the offers could, if Stan was actually being "bid on" go up higher to numbers like $50.

You might think that this makes this scene a liiiittle less painful, but it doesn't. $3 was a large amount, but not THAT large. It's the kind of money that can be lost and made back in a week or so if you have a good job. Maybe even just a few days. It still isn't a lot.

In the 1960s, Stan would basically be worth (each item listed is worth 3 dollars, not the entire list combined, by the way):

• 3 large containers of Tide Laundry Detergent

• 9 boxes of tissues

• 3 drive-in movie tickets

• 30 Apples

• 3 pounds of pork chops

• 3 giant sized tubes of toothpaste

In other words, all filbrick thought stan was worth wasn't even something tiny or stupid, but just the price of the plainest necessities. Minimum price of a shopping trip for such. It was worth than saying he was worthless, he was saying he was mediocre, extremely average, and plain. He wasn't nothing, he just MEANT nothing.

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It worked before...so... in light of various recent events...

TUMBLR SEXYMAN REMATCH

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in light of recent events

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iri my dear, you seem to know something about this. what is happening with dream/the dsmp. did they restart or smt? did dream say something stupid again?

im gathering its a mix of both of those but i have no clue if they correlate or idek:

HELLOOO Soda my friend!! Longtime no see!!

Okay so. Tw slurs and grooming mention

So, at one point, on Tommy and Jack's podcast, Shut Up I'm Talking, Tommy offhandedly, jokingly mentioned he didn't like Mizkif. This got Tommy in a little argument with XQC on twt-- it really wasn't anything that bad, they were just firing insults at each other, and it was mostly pretty silly (mainly on Tommy's side. XQC was just being salty but Tommy was handling it like "haha cringe" trying not to provoke too much). And TOTALLY UNPROMPTED. WITHOUT WARNING. MIND YOU THE SITUATION HAD LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM. DREAM BARGES INTO THE THREAD AND PROCEEDS TO MAKE A MEME THAT SINGLEHANDEDLY CALLS TOMMY'S ENTIRE FANBASE THE R SLUR.

Literally. Now for obvious reasons people were outraged, and three hours later Dream comes back and claims that he doesn't understand the backlash by revealing in the weirdest way possible he actually doesn't just have adhd, and is also autistic (i add this comment every time I explain this; "uh, go off ig") and therefore can allegedly "reclaim it" (even though that's not how you reclaim slurs, and even then that specific word is so bad that even ND people want to kill it with fire).

Now obviously this set off a chain reaction of events and replies and people going nuts, including an asinine explanation post he made on reddit (now deleted, pictured below).

This went on up until recently, whereupon Tubbo decided to get involved and set up a stream with Dream to talk about it. Dream discussed a variety of things during the stream (here's a post that just outlines all the crap he said in a lighthearted way for your own sanity) but basically, dream victimized himself the whole stream (two or three hours) and basically kept on screwing himself by mentioning more and more insane crap that happened once upon I time?? To defend himself??? One of them actually involved confessing that he allowed p●rn to be shown in a vc involving minors back during smp era. What was he thinking. The most awful part is that he barely even mentioned the event that started this whole thing at all and just redirected all the attention to other things, which, unsurprisingly, just made him look WORSE.

Naturally, Twitter is going ballistic, which includes plenty of the old dsmp members and bloggers weighing in ("happy dsmp reunion everyone").

Friendly reminder that all of this could've been avoided if Dream didn't spontaneously stick his nose into an argument that didn't involve him in any way whatsoever.

TL;DR: yes, Dream said something very, very stupid again and Twitter is going insane. As time goes on and Dream tries to defend himself, he's SOMEHOW making all the moves that just make himself look much, much, MUCH worse.

Hope this helps 👍🏽👍🏽 !!

(I'll be marking this with all the usual tags, so if this helped anyone else understand the situation, feel free to like, reply, or reblog! I'm just happy to help)

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Hey do you think that the reason Till is constantly so angry with himself is that he lost his mom but he never learned why. And no one ever bothered to tell him what really happened so he always blamed himself and he was taken away from her so young he barely remembers anything. And he barely consciously remembers her face anymore but every time he looks in the mirror he recognizes her face because he's the spitting image of his mom and can't help but feel a pang of love and recognition and despair and anger all at once. And he never can fully understand where these emotions really come from. No? Okay.

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A few Luka thoughts because I'm insane

The reason so many characters see their lovers and those they miss in Luka is for two reasons. 1. He tries to be the idol, someone's god, something larger than life outside of the cage for his illusion of freedom. It's all a desperate attempt to conceal the fact he has a god himself and is just as vulnerable as any mortal, as any human who has the potential to feel. (Part of my thoughts on how Ruler of My Heart reflects Luka, which I'll probably reflect on later, albeit it's primarily because of the infamous line "Make me your god--I can give you everything!") The divinity he manifests reminds those of who they worshipped in their tumultuous mind and brings them a feigned promise of salvation.

OR, MORE LIKELY;

2. Luka is a blank slate. He is whatever they tell him to be, he is what he is required to be and nothing more. That's why his aesthetic is merely the picture of elegance and nothing more, just pure white and gold. Blank. Nothing, no emotion, only what you want to see. Just what you wish you see. It's all a game, he does what is needed to survive. While I'm not a believer in the idea that Luka did that weird hallucinations thing in Round 5 on purpose, I'm mostly definitely a believer in the idea that that's just the effect Luka has on people. He's PERFECTION. Perfection how you want it, when you want it.

Luka is like iridescent or tinted glass. The light he projects changes from your perspective, as to what it needs to be to abide by the laws of light and physics. However, it's distinctively a bit different from the light that enters, namely a bit shinier and prettier. But you don't care because it's pretty, after all. But at the end of the day, i's thin glass with only a little change to it. It can be shattered at any moment and can only shine with light. But it's pretty, right?

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He is