#JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TRIP
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CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE AFTER MONTHS OF BEING ON TICKETEK MARKETPLACE I FINALLY GOT ERAS TOUR TICKETS TODAY WHAT THE FUXKKKKK 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣😭😭😭
#lia talks#G RESERVE BUT ILL TAKE IT AAAAAAAAAAA#tho now that I’ve got a system set up I might try for better seats#and if I do pass these on to others who missed out in me life#JESUS CHRIST WHAT A TRIP#and it pinged as I was getting ready for work too#I was like no luck all weekend but let me just try a little bit Monday morning#cause I work in a lab so I only have limited time to try#unlike people who work from home who can be on all day#AAAAAAAAAAH#taylor swift#HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH TO ME
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trying to explain to my parents how my childhood affected me while also lying that it wasnt their fault is so. what a waste of fucking time. i should be at the club getting railed instead fuck this shit
#this is so insane i would pay $50000 to be anywhere else#i need to be anywhere else. actually no they need to go away. fuck this!!!!!!#i feel like shit no matter what like ok either i lie and they feel ok but i feel dogshit for taking blame i shouldnt#or im honest and have to endure the resulting guilt trip and thus feel even worse#like. cool. why dont i just kill myself in front of you oh wait that'll compound the fucking guilt trip innit!#anyway. so maybe ill never get over the parental issues. fucking lol.#gripping onto sanity w my fucking teeth rn i need to think about. morse code for three hours to become a little bit normal again.#jesus fucking christ.#every time i think oh ive matured ive mellowed im better now#maybe its just a sign that the things that fucked me up as a kid Were real after all......hm
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kinda hoping that they resolve things between aziraphale and crowley like. halfway through season 3 so the rest of it is just them being giddily, Insufferably newylwed
#not really. i want them to resolve it naturally and with the full amount of time & devotion it requires to resolve it well#i just think it would be extremely funny if 90% of the jesus christ wrangling american road trip was them not caring about it At All#'oh he's gone off turning nukes into salamanders? hm right sounds serious. too bad i'm busy sucking & fucking at a sonic's rn or i'd help'#'on the cross you say? terrible business. another crucifixion you say? shame. in florida you say? sounds like a them problem'#and no in this fantasy world of mine they do not adopt jesus he's like aziraphale's high uncle whom they have to drive to the family reunio#the ultimate and most immediate marriage test you could possibly hope for: you and your spouse in the car with jesus christ of nazareth#can't believe i typed any of that. it would be funny is what i'm saying#fuck ineffable husbands i want insufferable husbands#good omens spoilers#go2 spoilers#good omens#oxly hollers
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me: oh canary tiering is very fun so far (: it might be my favorite event i've tiered o—
a flare-up: hey
#i took my meds a moment ago so i'm feeling conscious enough to type#but jesus christ. i feel so bad#is this what being on one's deathbed feels like because this is the most painful flare-up i've had in my entire life#AND I ALMOST DIED WHEN I WAS A KID#ri says the less serious things. the tag#i'll feel better tmrw hopefully so i can post something.... </33#esp since i have a trip on monday and i don't think i'll be very active#i didn't play today at all except for the very morning bcs the pain was unbearable i hope i'm still in t1k
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I picked up Art in the After-Culture by Ben Davis (among other things) yesterday at the bookstore and I need to read this book right fucking now but the six-page prologue alone was just like [INTERNAL SCREAMING STATIC NOISES] and I think the rest of the book is going to destroy me.
#anyway it's gonna be slow going. Jesus fucking Christ#it was written RIGHT before AI really took off too and ben davis absolutely knew THEN what was up#most people TODAY can't talk about AI issues without talking about symptoms#anyway the other books were Unlikeable Female Character and What Feasts At Night#both of which i think i may save for a trip to my parents' next week but we'll see lmao#i also have so many goddamn library books to get through#megs is reading
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Y'know it was REALLY goddamn evil and nefarious that the oil fields gave my mom (a single mom working 3 jobs to raise 2 kids) a single $5,000 check in exchange for her signing a nondisclosure to never complain about them.
Of course we fucking took the money. Even with her working 1 full-time job and 2 part-time jobs, she barely made over $1,000 a month. Of course she took the money. We though about moving but we still couldn't afford it. She was so frugal with it, though. It did give us a sliver of financial security for years.
But goddamn. $5,000 is table scraps to them, and they bought her silence with it because she couldn't refuse the chance to slightly lessen the weight of poverty on her family.
#sorenhoots#i remember i was like 11 or something. she didnt know if she should sign it. and its not like we had or knew any lawyers. she had ME read it#over and even i was like “this is a nondisclosure and it means you cant ever talk about anything they do even if they do something terrible”#i recall being very proud of myself for knowing what a NDA was. lord knows where my middle-school self learned that from. she did eventually#have a lawyer of some sort look over it and they said the same thing but.... $5000#it wasnt an option for her. that was more money than wed ever had or saved. she had two kids who would need cars bc we lived so far in the#country. she knew i wanted to go to college. i dont think i ever saw her buy herself clothes before then either. it was money for emergencys#and necessities and birthday presents and road trips and... i often wondered about the person who offered us that. i wondered where they#lived and wondered how much their clothes costed and wondered if their kids got to have art or piano lessons. i wondered if their home was#over 80 degrees in the summer and under 60 in the winter and if they lived in a house that wasnt filled with dangerous spiders (we had nice#spiders too but we did also have Very Dangerous Spiders) and id picture him in his office in a button up and slacks and it would break my#heart that my mom couldnt have all of that. we just had a $5000 check and a vow to not complain.#she still feels earthquakes from it. less nowdays but still. and sometimee it still smells like a jar of hot petroleum jelly. and the attic#smell is worse than ever and the tap water smells like sulfur and wet mold#goddamn what the fuck? jesus christ. she should move.
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i have acquired a mystical and powerful ointment (hydrocortisone cream) from the village herbalist (rite aid) to assist with the curse set upon my bloodline from many generations ago (eczema)
#feel free to reblog#ironically this is the one thing i know the least about and it's the one i've known about for sure for the longest#never seen a doctor for it (everything online says you probably should) because my parents never took me#they told me that's what it was because that's what my dad had and it looked close enough#they also said i'd grow out of it like my dad did (just as he was growing back into it hmmmmm)#so i'm not like shocked that this is cropped up again i'm mostly like. annoyed? and sad.#i'm annoyed because like - they treated it so casually it was a non issue#get some anti-itch cream moisturize etc#and be quiet about it until it goes away#so it came back every now and then and i stopped telling them i was getting flare ups i'd just get into dad's cortizone and put some on#until it went away#there was never like a plan or a regimine in place for how to deal with it#dad's whole routine was preventative (lots and lots of baby oil) with the steroid cream you pick up at the pharmacy if there was a flare#and i didn't even know when he'd get a flare because it never got brought up - so i didn't know to look for patterns or anything#and now it's hitting me and has been for probably longer than i realized and i'm just like#*how do i take care of this???* *why is it not going away???*#and like yes i absolutely should also still see a doctor about it just to like. Fucking get shit in my records#jesus christ the realization that eczema isn't even probably in my medical records fucking hell#IT'S IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT'S AN IMMUNE RESPONSE AND DOCTORS PROBABLY NEED TO KNOW I'VE GOT A FUCKY IMMUNE SYSTEM IF THAT'S A THING#LIKE CHRIST IN HEAVEN MOM AND DAD A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR IS LIKE NORMAL FOR SMALL CHILDREN#FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DID I NEVER SEE A DOCTOR AS A CHILD FUCKING MARY MOTHER OF GOD MA WHAT THE FUCK
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Okay I finished Paradise Rot last night and... What the actual bloody fuck
What on earth was that absolute fever dream I just consumed
I will never be able to see mould or rotting fruit or mushrooms in the same way ever again
I absolutely have to reread it soon because I swear I'm only half understanding this ending
What a fucking TRIP it was so fucking weird but I enjoyed it
#I don't think I entirely understood the ending??#but I also think that was kinda the point??#idk I feel like I'm very mentally busy ATM so maybe I didn't choose the best time to read this book#because I'm not completely picking up on everything at the end I don't THINK but I do have my own theory and stuff lmaoo#it was#an interesting read??#a... Weird read??#I mean weird doesn't do it justice#'what the fuck did I just consume' does it justice#'I will never be the same' does it justice#because WHAT#will definitely be rereading this shit soon I mean jesus christ#anyway#how do people come up with this stuff lmao#what an... Experience??????? Felt like a bad drug trip by the end??#cass thinks ab stuff#paradise rot#jenny hval
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WOW. are you fucking serious
#bro i knew something like this happened but i srsly thought norman still ended up dead what the fuck#deus ex celebi jesus christ. hmm. i dont like that#not just cause i want norman to be dead LMAO it just feels really stupid to have these characters die and then out of nowhere#ruby is like WAIT. I RANDOMLY HAVE CELEBI SOMEHOW EVEN THO THIS HAS NEVER BEEN ALLUDED TO ONCE!#AND NOW WE'RE IN AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE NO ONE DIED! like bro what ToT come onnnnn#i swear to god i thought this shit was permanent. am i tripping or does it get reversed or something?#serena.txt#pksp reread#ruby & sapphire reread
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now that i finally have dates and somewhat more official permission from my work to try and visit my brother in japan, my face is melting off raiders of the lost ark-style as i look at the prices
#jesus h. geronimo christ#on the one hand: it would be cool to go now while my brother is still living there and he knows all the cool places#on the OTHER hand: the dates are now VERY close which is making the prices so much worse#so do i just commit to being truly unholy amounts for what will hopefully be a cool trip after All That#or do i just say “fuck it” and hope that my brother and i can go together in the future with different arrangements?#μέν the “fuck it nvm let's try again later” option is looking more and more tempting/practical#δέ am i going to kick myself forever for putting off something i've wanted to do for years#i can certainly plan more around my desires in a future trip but. grrrrrrrr#i finally talked myself into this and now everything is conspiring to make me talk myself back out#personal#yes i said the same thing like 3 different ways here dwbi. processing via tunglr tags.#*PAYING not being. sigh
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every day i see posts that make me think about how upset livio would get if he knew how people talk about razlo
#they are friends. razlo has only ever done what he thought he needed to to keep himself and livio safe.#he is a victim chapel used and abused him and isolated him and discarded him when convenient#to look at that and still be like Oh he’s evil he’s a bad guy he’s something livio needs to Overcome#are you stupid? can you read?? jesus CHRIST#livio the double fang#razlo the trip of death#trigun tag#chit chat#text
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I've got two family events coming up during term time and I'm trying to decide if the trips are worth the cost by asking if my family is actually going to be attending them and my mum's response was 'I might be able to convince your dad if we know you're going :)' girl I'm not spending nearly £60 just to come down for the weekend only to then find out I'm going by myself
#+Extra#travel tag#one of my cousins has a babyshower coming up in may on a Sunday when i have class on Monday#i already know my mum isnt intending to go to that one and my aunt that lives in between me and them also isnt going so i cant go with them#its the most inconvenient of the two and i have to be home a week after so ive declined that one#but another cousin recently announced an engagement/housing warming party weekend at the end of april#and when my mum told me about it i asked if she was going so i knew whether or not to look into tickets#and she hit me with the 'might go if you do :)' girl im not risking £60 on a maybe especially cus getting there will be a nightmare#its not all the way down south with the rest of my family so its technically closer but if im travelling there i need to know#whether to come early and go all the way home so i can arrive with my family on the day or travel down the day of & get there a little late#in the day in the city where its happening and figure out how to get to the event by myself and sort out getting ready and everything#or like to not bother what so ever and theres no guarantee which day theyll go cus its both Saturday and/or Sunday#ideally id only go Saturday cus i got class first thing monday but i also dont wanna be there by myself#im not close with my cousins and my dad doesnt get along with my mums side of the family so its highly likely id be there by myself#which i absolutely do not want especially if im getting there late cus of relying on public transport#edit: itll cost between £50-£120 to travel o.o depending on how i travel#if i get the train the whole way cus its quicker and times are more convenient itll cost £120 for a return for a 3 hour trip#or i could spend £40ish to get there by train then £10 on an overnight coach back#which is cheaper than the £60ish it would cost to get coaches both ways and the travel times for coaches were ridiculous#but jesus christ 🤦♀️
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being on the internet is so fun. i can come watch one of my childhood heroes make a whole twitter thread cyberbullying random women she's never met, putting anyone who says that's kind of mean on blast and then blaming them for the hate she sent their way via her hundreds of thousands of radicalized followers!
#like. jesus fucking christ#i dont expect better from her but its so fucking sad at its core. its just fucking pathetic#and thinking abt what her work meant to me and how much i loved it? and what it got me through?#i was reading these books to escape being bullied for seven years on end they quite literally kept me alive sometimes as silly as that is#yeah they sucked in a lot of ways i didnt pick up on but they were really important to me as a kid!#i would like to at least look back on birthday parties and road trips going 'well that wasnt perfect but i had fun and now ive learned'#rather than 'god i wish i had never heard of that'#and now shes. doing almost the exact same thing those people did to me on a larger scale. basically for a living#if she knew me shed probably call me the same shit they did back then. how sad is that#levi.txt#i genuinely want to know if she knows who anita bryant is. and if she can name anything specific anita did before campaigns#but then shed probably think of her as a fucking hero too. no sense of irony in her body#i just feel so fucking awful for the poor women shes calling out in those april fools posts. i hope theyre doing ok#i hope they can get away from the harassment somehow bc ive heard abt how intense it can be when it comes from her#and i hope they know theyre better women than shell ever be. its such a deeply mean spirited 'joke'
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who can we blame for the fandomification of the song soldier poet king. i’d like to blame bbc merlin fans but i recognize that’s me being a biased hater. anyway. whoever’s to blame should be hanged in the town square or something this shit is so annoying fr
#i don’t want to call anything ‘sacrilegious’ but i simply think it’s odd to fandomify a song about jesus.#as in christ…. like is that not just weird to everyone else am i the only one who thinks that’s odd#why would you WANT to do that… i thought all fandom freaks were atheists with protestant religious trauma#that was rude i’m sorry.#listen all i’m saying is that that song is about jesus of christ fame. ONE guy. to fandomify it for trios is simply insane!!!!!!!#like you didn’t even get it in a conceptual way!!#it wouldn’t piss me off if they didn’t always do it LIKE THAT.#it doesn’t matter though.#like the only way it would even remotely work to make the song about a trio is if that trio is so deeply tied together they work as 1 being#which. most of these trips in fandoms who do this. do not. sorry#actually. and i’m gonna say something you won’t be expecting. i think it’s fine when harry potter fans do it#like that’s fine. i can understand that. they’re allowed. that kid is basically a christ figure anyway so it’s fine#everyone else. you need to reevaluate what you think that song means…
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i'm on a school trip and have roomates and GIRLS ACTUALLY CHANGE IN FRONT OF EACHOTHER????? what the fuck. i thought that was like a movie thing. what
#accidentally looked over as my roommate was openly changing (we have a bathroom!!) and. jesus christ what the fuck??#afab btw :(#more in shock than distressed so not the worst thing ig?#just feel like i've gotten like a culture shock this trip. these girls are fuckin weird???#(they're how the girls in the movies act)#babble#complaining#nudity mention
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whoever directed poor things has seen the terror. I know this. I have interpreted it.
#like... this guy was literally just goodsir. I love him. but it was literally copypasted. he's perfect tho I don't mind#film was absolutely a trip and I can't recommend it enough but be prepared because jesus christ what the fuck#I smell oscar contention tbh#all you need to know is that the message of the film is the world should be run by lady socialists. just trust me
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