#Jardoon

[wicked-cat]

[theminecraftbee]

i'm watching iskall and sparklez do a tier list of minecraft updates. and i always forget how INCREDIBLY STRONG iskall's opinions are on some things. iskall about mending going "i guess it can be good. to cheat at the game". complaining about pre-1.9 combat. him ranting about protection. "it added slime blocks, which are my block. i love them. put it in f tier it added diorite and ruined the game". iskall is so unnecessarily catty. i love him,

[apollos-boyfriend]

SHOW ME WAVY HAIR JARDOON. I WILL DIE.

ittle baby jordan :D i think he was 13-ish in these?

[haisley]

“I can work towards pooping now that I’ve eaten the mango”

Logically I understand why we continue to allow this man to exist but sometimes he just *clenches fist* makes me question

[its--kaitlyn]

okokok we can't let jordan's terraria playthrough die please

[pythonscrypt]

that minecraft esports top player rankings is the funniest shit to me like wtf do you mean xisumavoid's god given government name is Jonathan

[ndn-craft]

mr captain sparklez will cameo in seasons for a special reason

[riacte]

red is a good db team and it has jardoon so it will be extra funny if they barely miss out db and get third.

[thatshad]

Can't believe I never shared catboy Jardoon with you.

[ingapotejtoo]

Inga. Inga. I am spinning this is very good. Also yknow how dragon takes damage if you break the crystal shes healing from? Does the same apply to jardoon when hes doing the regen thing?

YEYEYE!! If they break the crystal that he is currently ‘connected’ to - he will take double damage like the ender dragon normally would!

[timelapsesuncat]

Jardoon mishearing widepeepohappy for white people happy is the funniest shit and very jardoon of him

[wicked-cat]

[theminecraftbee]

Iskall repeatedly referencing captainsparklez in his hermitcraft videos has felt like a special little treat for me as well. like not ONLY do i get so much wonderful iskall content, but ALSO i get to hear my Favorite Guy referenced (or more accurately made fun of) repeatedly

this is making me so excited for vhsmp s4 btw. which won't be for a BIT, it's not tied directly to the vault hunters update schedule but i think they were waiting until postgame is at least kind of ready? but when it happens. OH BOY. I CANNOT WAIT. new fodder for iskall and jardoon stuff......

[apollos-boyfriend]

world’s lowest quality jardoon flip

bonus: i sped him up

[attuale-idiota-numero-uno]

So...Jardoon, amiright

AMEN brother!

[riverdiculous]

The real S-tier is whoever is with CaptainSparklez when (and it will be WHEN, I WANT TO BELIEVE) he finally gets that MCC win.

My personal favorite candidates:

False. Maybe winning with a fellow Hermit could also extend to winning with someone who's Hermit adjacent.

Krimson Krakens. PLEASE, SCOTT. I need this reunion. That time Jordan went by KaptainSparklez to fit in with the rest was ICONIC.

Kara. She'd be part of a Krakens teamup anyways, but I just. Need her to be on the same team as him anyways.

Martyn. He's pretty solid, and it'd be cool if it was a one-two shot of the two longest participants without a win won together.

Sylvee. Another long time participant

Tubbo. I fell into the world of MCYT because of Jordan's Among Us vods, and particularly the ones with Tubbo being a secret keeping baby duckling to him. So them winning together would be sweet.

Gumi. Jordan was terrified of her and Kara in those early Among Us vods, and he respects her true power/potential. Also, I'll never forget the time she bodyguarded him for a round because he kept getting killed early, except she was also an impostor that same round so she managed to get kills in while he was doing tasks or when the lights would get cut. And his reaction when the realization struck was priceless. So yeah.

DanTDM and LDShadowLady. I just think a Minecraft Story Mode team would be funny

RTGAME. His reaction to seeing CaptainSparklez in Minecraft Story Mode was hilarious

Oli. His weeb energy might help Jordan go super Saiyan.

Jack Manifold. Something something caulk something Disney channel

Whoever watches the event when it happens. By witnessing a miracle, we will all ascend into s-tierhood