Eddie’s live streaming one night in his studio and Steve’s there in the background, reading a magazine because Steve is the type of guy to still buy magazines. Eddie’s just finished giving his opinion on the Grammy when Steve asks, “If you could marry any celebrity, who would it be?”
Eddie: Well, seeing as I’m already married. None of them.
Steve: If we got divorced.
Eddie: If we got divorced, I’d dedicate my life to winning you back.
Steve: Okay, I died then. You’ve grieved, you’ve mourned, you’re ready to start dating again. Who would it be?
Eddie: Yeah, no. I know a trick question when I see one, Stevie. If I name someone then you’ll get jealous and every time we watch tv and they’re in it, you’ll say “oh, there’s the guy you’d leave me for” until the day we die.
Steve:
Steve: So, it’s Pedro Pascal?
Eddie: He’s the Mandalorian!
Steve:
Steve, picking his magazine back up: That’s interesting
Eddie, just barely not rolling his eyes: Same hypothetical, who’d you marry?
I loved Into the Spiderverse and it was a beautiful and game changing movie but Across the Spiderverse?? Oh it is special!!
Seeing Rio and Jeff and Miles and the way they communicate and the spanglish and Mile’s B in Spanish immediately riling his parents and the panadería with the lady decorating the cake and telling Miles to write shorter and the counselor’s let’s play up the struggling immigrant family angle that isn’t even true and everyone gathered around the way the do and Mile’s tia immediately going míralo!! Look how big you’ve gotten and the way she gets so close exactly the way tias just do and all the different dishes and the carne guisada con papa y zanahoria and Rio’s “I bet she doesn’t even speak Spanish” looking Mile’s and Gwen’s way and!!
“Bendición mami.” y “Que Dios te bendiga, mijo.”
And Miles’ grabbing Miguel an empanada and immediately going Tio!! And the ever so detailed difference between Miles’ and Miguel’s pronunciation and accents and speed and fluidity of which they speak Spanish and English and Spanglish because there’s also the generational differences and and and!!!
All of it!! Every single beautiful and wonderful detail I can’t remember right now because this is getting long but that’s so easy to see and process and feels just right and so natural because it’s done with such care and love and respect it is so so special!!
all time bad porn acting in a wrestling segment courtesy of all time wrestler constantly acting like he's in porn, randal keith orton, and unnamed production truck dude
had a thought that while ame is scared shitless of horror movies and ghosts, i think meri would be the type to be attracted to them. wants to be chased around the forest by a serial killer... meanwhile ame is pissing his pants
(queue karlach and lae'zel getting successful stealth checks as jeff fucking disintegrates bc they forgot astarion stole the crystal. AND THEN only getting caught AFTER inserting the crystal and getting off scott free for prism crimes)
i know it doesn't work with the bands eddie listens to, but it gives me great joy to imagine the type of music corroded coffin making being like... white trash
the mc asked for barcode for a korean word he’s learnt so far and barcode said “i love you” ~ jeff couldn’t stop laughing and proceeded to say “i like that”
- via jsaturfiles on twitter
speaking of covers i literally own a whole book about how it happened but it's so insane that hallelujah is one of the most famous songs of the 20th century and yet somehow underrated