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goodmorningbatterycity · 5 months ago

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Violent Rays: Yeah of course your smashing MCR together with fcking Taylo Swift, thats what BLI does, you ruin everything, you take a punk rock band and contaminate them wtih bland souless dad rock mall shit, god im so pissed i canf ufckin think straight Tickled Pink: Y'know Rays, I'm thinking that maybe you're a little too stressed about this ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) Toxic Sunshine: Yeah I agree baby, why don't you come out back, we'll make margaritas \^o^/ Violent Rays: No its too late for that, its' too late for anyhing, you know i didnt plan on doing this today but i have to get thsi off my chest, ic ant take it anymore, i was going to debut this song on Dr Ds station tongiht but fuck it......

*turns on boombox, trap beat starts playing, Violent Rays paces around the diner with his head down and a mic in his hand*

Yo... Can I get real with you guys... Fuck Taylor Swift, she's ruining the Zones All her music makes me want to go home Repushitation, Shit it off, Look what you made me shit It's all pure ear vomit, all of it I came out here because I knew what was true But Taylor's got different ideas along with her goons The Fabulous Four agrees, they'd sing it with me But they're probably out somewhere, blowing up trees Her favorite line is 'shake shake shake it off' But i'm over here starting to cough Yeah, I'm dying because her music sucks ass I'm going to lie facedown in the grass Taylor, if you're listening, just hang up the tunes I'd rather crush my nuts in a vise than listen to you croon

*Bomb Baby sings the chorus* We're all so alone, out here in the Zones But punk makes us feel not so alone Taylor's ruining lives, but MCR saves us From 100 Dracs arriving on a bus

*pause, Violent Rays paces aroud in silence for 30 seconds then starts rapping again*

Yo... I'm not a mean guy, and I'm not cruel either I usually let people listen to whatever Music suits them, but let's be real here Taylor's music makes blood come out of my ear Shit McGraw, Our shit, Love Shitory, Shitstains on my guitar, You belong with Shit, Who's Afraid of Little Old Shit, yeah you won't get very far Music would be dead if we didn't have MCR They're punk, they're metal and Taylor Swifts albums are.... Damn I can't say it, I'd be here all day Listing what I hate about the music she plays 'Na na na na na na,' now that's the good shit And not shit in a BAD way, its the shit you can't fuck with I choose MCR, and the rest of you should too That's wht I'm here on the radio, rapping to you If you ever hear Taylor Swift's voice in a ZOne Hitch up your ballsack and go hit the road

*Bomb Baby sings the chorus* We're all so alone, out here in the Zones But punk makes us feel not so alone Taylor's ruining lives, but MCR saves us From 100 Dracs arriving on a bus

*the music stops, Violent Rays drops the mic, everyone in the diner applauds, Toxic Sunshine hugs him, Tickled Pink wipes a tear from her eye, somewhere in the distance Taylor swift feels a massive shift in the universe*

Acting like MCR is Jesus Christ lol y’all need to listen actual punk rock

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h7p3r4ct1v3-h0rn3t2 · 1 year ago

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thinking abt sybil vane again. for the love of god please let her listen to some mcr. give her acess to picsart and let her make an edgy edit of blorbo from her plays or something. jesus christ let this 18-or-so-year-old be emo on the internet she needs it so bad

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jacobglaser · 2 years ago

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Happy 16th birthday The Black Parade.

#i feel so Old #i was 14 when it came out jesus christ #my chemical romance #the black parade #mcr

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uranium · 4 years ago

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i mean. points.

#mcr #i love the old web so fucking much jesus christ

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girlgerard · 2 years ago

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MIRA i just got back from the mcr function and i know u get this ask every show BUT JESUS CHRIST THEIR VOICE is one centimeter small. the voice of the smallest mouse.

i do get this ask every show and it DELIGHTS me beyond belief every time it literally never gets old. god their speaking voice these days makes me so. so emotional. for so many reasons. the way that they used to have a high voice they shoved low and gravely and now they have a lower voice that they choose to rest so so so high and gentle and lilty. like they can go low if they want to and sometimes they do but when they’re just being Gerard it’s so. it’s so small. oh god

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percocet · 2 years ago

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“what are you doing on your phone” im running my unpopular mcr blog and silently thinking about 40yr old white men bc u get weird when i’m on my laptop for prolonged periods of time jesus christ leave me alone

#surveillance state struggles dot com

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xcha0ticcrypticx · 2 years ago

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jesus christ im an 18 yr old in college who is still writting edgy mcr lyrics over their wrists so they dont relaps. I THOUGHT I WOULD BE DONE WITH THIS BS

#mcr #tw suicide #tw self harm #slef harm #sh

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ibroughtyoumybullets · 4 years ago

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actually ive decided my whole bingo card was an act of prophecy and all of them are going to happen. this is how it goes down:

1. geoff rickly bullets tell all article - officially endorsed by the band, meant as promo. however, there is a throwaway line in there about how ‘frank and gerard were super close from the jump, and clearly meant to perform together’

2. a tabloid, looking to get clicks from the reunion tour, takes that line from geoff’s article and runs with it. they do some half-assed internet sleuthing and release a long form article about “the secret punk-rock romance that was” - the article doesn’t make huge waves until we pick it up and start talking about it. we accidentally trend it on twitter. frank comes online and sees it, and has a meltdown about it. @’s the tabloid that published it, and makes a ‘joke’ about why don’t we talk about his crush on laura jane grace instead of rehashing old bullshit rumours.

3. LJG see’s frank’s meltdown tweets, and replies to the one about his crush on her with “awww thats cute”. frank tweets “jesus fucking christ”, sets his pfp to black, and goes offline for a month. - a small amount of discourse about whether it’s now okay to talk about frank/laura since he “”””canonically”””” has a crush on her. that dies down quickly, however.

4. with the tour several months away, people start talking about what the old band members might be doing now - since geoff mentioned otter a lot in his article. a member of mcr stan twitter ‘does some digging’ and leaks the exactly work location and home address of Otter. - drama about how doxxing people isnt okay, especially if they haven’t done anything wrong. somebody tries to visit Otter’s work and gets arrested. this goes down in fandom history alongside the taylor swift fan who went to prison because she refused to fight in the IDF.

5. frank comes back to twitter to promo MCR’s new merch line. it’s not new merch. it’s a bunch of rare bullets/revenge merch that they have started printing again. the t-shirts START at $75 because they are ‘collectors items’. - people try to cancel mcr for selling merch. this splits the fandom in two for several weeks.

6. the fandom gets over the merch argument because the MCR account publishes a photo set of ‘aesthetic photos’ that seem to largely revolve around southern gothic imagery. we debate HEAVILY over whether this is signaling for a new era. - drama about whether or not mcr are “appropriating southern gothic imagery” because none of them are from the south. the answer seems to be collectively no, but some fans from the south are really pressed about it still.

7. new era aesthetic argument dies because gerard releases a new set of soundcloud songs. most of them are just noise, except one or two that seem to be him playing the banjo. in the description of the banjo song, he writes a length paragraph about how this set of songs was inspired by characters he ‘really sees himself in”. this becomes known as the official gerard way kin list. - with the tour only weeks away, people are furious at gerard for releasing new solo music and not talking about mcr at all. also, we argue about whether or not kinning is problematic.

8. new grant morrison interview where they talk briefly about their past collaborations with gerard, as well as their friendship. they call gerard their “artistic, platonic, and sexual soulmate”. they do not address it further than that. - online meltdown mode. people start arguing about whether now its okay to ship grant/gerard since its “””canon””. this brings back up the LJG/Frank argument.

9. tour starts, and mcr does a new interview. within the course of the interview “the secret punk-rock romance that was” gets brought up. gerard gives a line about political statements that are no longer needed, and frank refers to himself as an ex-bisexual when the interviewer (who is a #woke twitter blue check, for some reason) presses about whether or not they were “undeservingly reclaiming public acts of homosexual affection” by doing that. - people try to cancel frank for calling himself an ex-bisexual. other people argue that you cant cancel him for that because ‘its a valid identity”

10. the used are opening for mcr on tour. the day after the ex-bisexual interview goes live, bert joins mcr onstage for prison and kisses gerard square on the mouth. the next night, during the used’s set, bert makes a statement about how you can’t outgrow a vital part of you. - this restarts the used vs. mcr fan drama. this continues for the rest of the year, and is spurred on by frank occasionally vague tweeting bert.

11. the night after bert’s speech, frank goes super hard during prison and smashes pansy again. - people are deeply upset by this. frank also throws out his back by doing so and has to do the next week of shows mostly sitting down. (if you’re playing along at home, this is our first BINGO)

12. ray, completely unaware of why frank is going super hard during prison the night he smashes pansy, joins in on the fun by whipping his shirt off. this reveals his secret supposed horror movie themed chest piece. - somehow, there are barely any pictures of it, and all the ones that do exist are grainy as fuck. subsequent drama about whether its okay to want better pictures of it, because clearly if ray wanted us to see it, we would have known about it already.

13. jeffrey star attends an mcr show, and is kicked out for trying to get backstage. there are MANY photographs about him being escorted off the premises. - people dont understand why jeffrey star was at an mcr show. this brings TWMHC back into public consciousness.

14. with several smaller news outlets doing pieces about JS getting kicked out of an mcr show, and one doing a piece about TWMHC (which is basically just a plagarized LJ primer), Eliza Cuts see’s her chance and tries to professionally publish The Black Pajama Party. - she is immediately cancelled for this, gets her fit tea spon’s revoked, and people bring up the fake baby discourse again.

15. the fake baby discourse dies down because Ray announces that he had another child. - this leaves us all wondering how many children ray actually has.

16. gerard comes on stage one night with what seems to be a new hair color. people debate about whether he actually dyed it, until somebody leaks a picture of him backstage and his hair is clearly a plum color. it lasts two weeks, no other photos are ever seen of it, and then he shaves his head. - fans try to cancel people for being ageist when they say they don’t like the shaved head.

17. people stop caring about gerard’s hair when he tweets for the first time in five years. it’s a link to a webpage that is just an embedded youtube video. its a new mcr song. It Is Not Good. it has Nothing to do with the weird southern gothic moodboard from months ago. - some of us start referring to this new song as sing 2, other people are mad at people for wanting new music and then criticizing the music we do get. (this is our second and third BINGO)

18. gerard responds to a #SING2 tweet, saying that he considers “all of mcr’s other songs completely inferior to Sing.” he never tweets again. - there is a trending topic on twitter for the next two days that is #RESPECTGERARD. (fourth BINGO)

19. the MCR twitter posts another cryptic link. its a release date. it’s tomorrow. its a new album. its actually good. everybody is surprised. - discourse about how if you didn’t like the first single, or were mean to gerard when he returned to twitter, you shouldnt even be listening to the new album because you clearly don’t care about the band. (fifth and sixth BINGO)

20. tour is about halfway done. gerard makes an instagram post that is a picture of a lighter, a pen, and a lyric sheet on a table in the tour bus. the caption is a mile long and he waxes lyrical about dreams he’s had, and fake memories, and about how you shouldn’t raise things from the dead - they never come back the same. it is very obviously about how he hates being in mcr again. - people get SO mad at gerard. like SO mad. frank subtweets gerard about it. the next night on stage is weird and tense. (seventh BINGO)

21. Somebody fills in for Mikey one night on stage. People are confused, but figure he’s just sick. There continues to be a stand-in. People keep tweeting the members about it. Finally, mikey posts an IG story saying he’s left the tour to be with his family. - people are kind of annoyed, discourse about how you cant expect all the members to be at the reunion tour even though that was what was advertised and sold to you.

22. bob dies. somebody uncovers the obit while doing some googling. frank posts a RIP 🙏 post for him. - people get mad at frank for making an RIP post for a racist. a mild amount of discourse about whether or not it’s okay to make fun of bob now that he’s dead (it is.) (eighth BINGO)

23. tour ends. frank publishes a blog post on the website saying they have broken up again, and this is the true end of MCR. all the members start passive aggressively blaming one another whenever possible. its ugly. one of them leaks their 2013 breakup texts. its even UGLIER. - we all are very very sad, and then go back to passing around pictures of the permanent committee of special boys and ignoring what happened. (ninth and tenth and final bingos)

#under cut bc its very long #does this ... does this count as fan fic?#idk. i consider it a prophecy<3

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afrival · 4 years ago

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Hetalia Characters and Their Music Tastes

I’ve been in the hetalia fandom for like a year now and I stg thinking abt what these bitches listen to NEVER gets old

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will feature mostly modern day music, like 1950s-2010s

I don’t know a lot of artists that don’t sing in English so there’s probably A LOT that I’m missing on here, not even including shit from like the 1800s

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Alfred:

Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood, The Chain by Fleetwood Mac, Crazy In Love by Beyoncé

- Listens to basically everything, but particular fond of like 80s rock and early 2000s shit

- Likes country music bc ofc he does, a huge fan of Carrie Underwood, Sam Hunt, and The Band Perry

- Got his love of rock from England 💀 Especially during the like the 60s-80s when Queen, The Beatles, and Elton John really popular

- They really only bond over their love for this period of music lmao like they would absolutely go ape during karaoke

- He loves more mainstream artists like Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, all those iconic mfs

- Probably enjoys old wartime music just for nostalgias sake. Shit from the 40s and he listens to Civil War tunes (Union Dixie lmao)

- Definitely listens to musicals and forces Ivan to as well. His favorites are Hamilton, Hairspray, and Chess

- LOVES LOVES LOVES The Backstreet Bogs holy shit. This man had a whole phase where he dressed like they did. Don’t even dare play I Want It That Way because he WILL sing along

- Speaking of which he’s actually a really good singer, like he probably used to sing at clubs and shit back in the day

- It’s very specific but I imagine his voice to sound like Taron Egerton’s cover of “Crocodile Rock” by Elton John

Arthur:

Killer Queen by Queen, Set Fire to the Rain by Adele, Tiny Dancer by Elton John

- Old man who had a weird punk phase in the 90s. Definitely listens to The Beatles and Gorillaz

- Like I said, he and Alfred bond over Queen and Elton and Bon Jovi and FUCKING Michael Jackson

- Refuses to admit he really likes Elvis

- Oh boy. He had so much fun in like late 2000s and early 2010s— Panic at the Disco, MCR, Green Day, he absolutely got his ears pierced during this time

- Doesn’t listen to like current mainstream music that much he will sob to Adele and probably really likes the Cry Baby album by Melanie Martinez.

- Francis plays so much Lady Gaga in the car that at this point he really likes her music

- He likes Ed Sheeran I am so sorry </3 and he absolutely gets bullied for it

- He can sing too honestly? I know I just said he listens to Ed Sheeran but I honestly think he kinda sounds like him too just maybe a little deeper

- Listen to Galway Girl and you’ll get a basic idea of what I imagine he sounds like

Ivan:

Dance and Cry by Mother Mother, Baby One More Time by Britney Spears, смерти Больше нет by IC3PEAK

- THIS MANS MUSIC TASTE MAKES NO SENSE. It ranges from fucking Aerosmith to Ic3peak to Lady Gaga

- Literally has every Mother Mother album downloaded and probably on Vinyl bc he’s a fucking dweeb

- Also a huge musical stannie, loves Wicked and Hairspray

- He and Al will split the parts to sing along to in the car

- Alfred made him listen to Britney Spears ONCE in like the 90s and now he’s obsessed

- Speaking of the 90s he went absolutely fucking ape during this time. The USSR wasn’t very big on western music but when it fell there was a HUGE influx of it and suddenly like it was just his favorite thing ever

- Alfred also got him into Carrie Underwood, literally lost of his music taste comes from Alfred forcing him to listen to shit

- During the 70s/80s he got really into Fleetwood Mac and Aerosmith, maybe even a little bit of disco but not a lot

- Went to a club with Al a few times and he won’t ever forget dancing to Footloose by Kenny Loggins at like one in the morning and having the absolute time of his life, easily one of his favorite memories

- Like I get so soft thinking about him just letting loose and actually having fun, even though he was very stiff and shit during the 1900s

- He can’t sing LMAO but my friend and I said once that he could lowkey rap really well and now it’s all I think about

Francis:

From Eden by Hozier, La Vie En Rose by Edith Piaf, Primadona by Marina

- If you look up the gay agenda his playlist would just show up

- I mean seriously he has it all: Lana Del Rey, Taylor Swift, Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, and Lorde

- HOWEVER she does really enjoy softer sounding music. Edith Piaf, Louis Armstrong, and Vera Lynn are favorites of his

- Listens to the Les Mis soundtrack like once a month

- REALLY REALLY loves Hozier, like a whole lot. He’s probably one of his favorite artists along with Sufjan Stevens

- Even more of his homo playlist includes Marina, Madonna and Troye Sivan

- Bullies Arthur for liking Ed Sheeran but he also really likes Ed Sheeran, just refuses to admit it

- Stromae ofc 🙄🤚 can’t just not include like the most popular French musician or whatever

- He can also sing but he sounds kinda raspy, it’s nice tho

Yao:

- I don’t think he listens to music LMAO, if he does it’s probably instrumental

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Ludwig:

Elastic Heart by Sia, From Now On from The Greatest Showman, Natural by Imagine Dragons

- Also doesn’t really listen to music but my friend said that when he does it ranges from classical to heavy metal

- For some reason I think he really likes Sia, he seems like a Sia kind of guy

- Doesn’t listen to Hozier but really loves Take Me to Church

- Most of his music listening comes from giving Feli the aux in the car

- The whore listens to Imagine Dragons like he fucking loves them

- When The Greatest Showman came out he had the soundtrack on repeat for a solid month, From Now Onis one of his favorite songs ever

- Cannot sing Jesus Christ do not let him near a mic

Feliciano:

Thank u, next by Ariana Grande, Break My Stride by Matthew Wilder, Bella Ciao by Manu Pillas

- Pop music! So much pop!

- Loves Ariana Grande and Conan Gray

- Probably listens to A LOT of classical because of his time with Austria

- His music taste is kinda all over the fucking place and it’s mostly happy and peppy shit

- Weirdly tho he listens to GRLwood? Like it’ll just shhow up on shuffle and suddenly he’s an entire different person

- Will listen to absolutely everything just to find something that Ludwig likes, was so proud of himself when Ludwig really ended up loving The Greatest Showman

- Doesn’t sing but plays like 5 instruments. Violin and piano are his faves

Kiku:

It’s Been So Long by The Living Tombstone, Faded by Alan Walker, Ophelia by The Lumineers

- LISTEN. LISTEN. HE LOVES VIDEO GAME MUSIC AND FUCKING THE LIVING TOMBSTONE

- The fnaf songs are his guilty fucking pleasures, he fucking loves them

- Loves loves loves the Undertake Soundtrack

- Listens to a lot of anime openings 💀 Me too tbh they’re so good at for what

- Big fan of TheFatRat

- In general he enjoys techno shit? Idk what the word is but it’s a lot of instrumental

- Listens to regular music as well (The Lumineers especially)

- Likes listening to Elvis because it makes him happy to see Alfred having fun

- Feli also introduces him to a lot of music but he can never fucking remember the names of the songs or artists

- He hums a lot rather than sings, and it’s really soft and gentle

If anybody wants any more characters lmk bc I love coming up with these, also I do have playlists for these bitches 😎✌️ Spotify is in my linktree (bio)

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randombubblegum · 2 years ago

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i guess since all the 16/17 year olds r sharing ill share too. i got here because of 21p being played on the radio back in 2016. when trench came out i saw them trending on tumblr and was like "oh i used to like that band i should listen to this new album" and then i got sucked into the 21p rabbit hole. funnily enough i never gave the "emo trinity" a chance until mcr was forced onto me in 2020

okay jesus christ first of all do i rly have this many teenagers following me lol. second of all LMAO god i remember when blurryface or the other one about heathens was all over the radio and i could not escape it. but also im glad that was at least ur gateway drug into emo music and the inarguable better band (mcr). i hope u have since given the “emo trinity” a chance….. or at least listened to fob panic is optional at this point LOL

#i have such a vivid memory of being a sophomore? in college wandering around food lion so depressed i was half dead and so sick #and fucking. the heathens song was playing and i was like oh my god. this is my last straw. but also i was rly miserable so thats why #mail time!

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monstermash · 4 years ago

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all the multiples of 5 from the song asks!

thank you so much thats so many. here we go

5. a song you can relate to - haunted house by sir babygirl. literally one of the songs of all time. actually u know what the entirety of crush on me (2019) makes me say meme voice wow they are literally me. but literally LITERALLLLYYYYY haunted house

10. a song that makes you feel young - well i usually feel approximately a billion years old despite being the youngest person alive but um. lets go with a song ~from my childhood~ and say one step beyond by madness because it was my absolute favorite song for like the entirety of my early childhood. imagine spending 9 months gestating a child just for its favorite bands at age 6 to be madness and my chemical romance

15. a song to listen to on rainy days - the ENTIRETY of the first released album by american rock band my chemical romance, ‘i brought you my bullets you brought me your love’ (2002). uhhh also desert song on a loop amiright ladies and theys. we havent gotten any good ol fashioned Weather Events in a few months (other than like one snowstorm the other night) and im MISERABLE i want it to rain and i want to sit on my front porch at 5am

20. your favorite song from a musical - so im not the biggest musical person because my entire moms side of the family is just a long line of theater kids (like legit great grand parents OWNED a theater level of theater kids) and so i wasnt one out of spite. that being said. there are worse things i could do from grease. take me or leave me from rent (which is the song that unfortunately i based my entire conceptualization of Romance off of and so i will never date). uhh i like the first half of les mis but i hate the second half because i hate young people i only like hearing about old mens problems. i like most of cabaret and chicago. i used to be genuinely obsessed with the gaston song. also i know l*n m*nuel m*randa is cancelled six ways to sunday but breathe from in the heights is one of my all time breakdown songs. anyway i just said i wasnt a theater kid and didnt like muscials and then proved myself to be such a huge liar what EVERRRR

25. your favorite love song - ezra furman love you so bad but that ones sad. uhh charlie burg instead of my room. sir babygirl pink lite . READ MY MIND BY THE KILLERS. magnetic fields book of love

30. a song with really good lyrics - heels by sir babygirl!!! jesus christ. hang em high by mcr fucking Obviously the angels just cut out her tongue call her black mariah would i lie to you that girls not right in the brain.

35. a song that motivates you - this question is weird and i dont know how to answer it but any time i need to stop being a piece of shit and start Doing whatever i need to be doing i listen to 20th century boy by placebo on a loop

40. your favorite song in a language different from your native one - ive been listening to sooooo much glukoza lately. i was also very into rammstein as a child and im reliving that era of my life lately. uhh gott ist ein popstar by oomph

#julez.txt #Anonymous #long post

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