#Jesus I need to go to bed

[court-artist-under-the-stars]

Ooc // pre-tumblr, I actually had multiple stories! Not listed chronologically.

Anti-government multiverse theory story about four queer teenagers with various powers and their maze headquarters

An AU (???) of above story where two of the teenagers fall in love in, like, the most fanfic-tropey way possible (Some tropes include: Meeting in a coffee shop (one working there, the other being a sleep-starved college student), fake dating (for a ball), one of them Getting Sick and the other helping, one teaching the other how to do their version of art, etc.)

A story where a guy and girl fall in love but oops girl has Deadly Flower Disease (not the hanahaki thing) and dies before he can tell her he loves her

Very happy-go-lucky girl manages to have a (female) demon fall in love with her and have said demon banished from hell for falling in love with a human

Above story having demons be dead children?? Specifically this demon being a “demon of regret”, where a miscarried (/aborted? I’m not sure past me knew what abortion WAS) child was a “child of regret” and having a different look to other demons

Two magic twins, the god of magical knowledge and the goddess of magical energy. One cannot exist without the other, and with either gone, magic will be undone completely

Said two magic twins falling in love with two different characters: the goddess falling for a necromancer/bard combo, and the god falling for a prince, that, due to a controlling mother figure (not even his real mother, son of two women but kidnapped as a baby), could not speak “the common tongue”, and could only speak in an ancient language

A story where you (aka y/n) were roommates with a persona at the time, who had magical powers similar to error sans (I was an undertale fan pre-tumblr), but was corrupted by Shadow Magic Creecher and eventually succumbs to her corruption (this one I can talk about for AGES it was so fleshed out)

Different anti-government story about a teenager with powers finding out they’re destined to die and make the afterlife better for everyone, with more like, fluff in-between their plot points (Their villainous mentor figure finding love in a past rival and their sister figure fucking killing a guy out of revenge for her sister). This one is the most recent, and I can still probably make something out of this

Vague fairy species, positivity, negativity, and Bambi, one dying quickly, one living a human lifespan, and one who’s actively poached and hunted

And more!

Honestly, I can look through the old notebooks I had in 2021 and vaguely give you a description of Every Story I Ever Thought Up

[unsurebazookacore]

my friend sent me a screenshot of this like 5 minutes ago:

how have i lived so long without knowing this word

[coyoteworks]

MARTch, day 13: warm colors | print

[theswampghost]

“we want the OLD mcr back!” they said well here you go. here’s old mcr enjoy it motherfuckers

[todayisafridaynight]

[cyberdragoninfinity]

i finished arc-v :]

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

[apocalypticdemon]

Be the change you want to see in the world

Behold, an unhinged, very approximate flow chart for each character on the ships, cobbled messily together in an unhinged 3-hour sprint I did right after I came home. Thank god for the Terror wiki. who tf are some of these guys.

Flowchart based on the ranking chart from Nelson's Navy: The Ships, Men, and Organization 1793-1815. It's outdated by about 30 years for the setting, but I am simply not hunting down the intricacies of naval rank shifts between 1815 and 1845. I'm a musicologist, not a naval historian

There was some guesswork on a few of the ranks; I couldn't quite figure how ice masters fit in here, nor the gunner's steward when there were no other mentions of gunners anywhere. ugh

[fulgurbugs]

god fucking damn it i wish if my parents needed me to babysit at FUCK O CLOCK in the morning they would tell me THE DAY BEFORE so that i would go to bed at a reasonable hour im working on 3 hours here

[wrathofrats]

All these prompts and asks with the Swussy have just fed into my own Swissalps feralness...

Puffy, soaking, sensitive Swussy grinding *hard* against Mountain's. Mountain is just *obsessed* with the look of Swiss' fat pussy and tdick rubbing hot and *so* slick against him. You know the sounds are *obscene*, from their cunts as well as Swiss' mouth, and he's just losing his mind and his filter with how good Mountain feels against him.

I… I almost didn’t answer this one because it made me lightheaded to even look at it and I wanted to hoard it for myself. Like it’s physically hard to look at I just black out.

God I just …. Fuck. Swiss being absolutely brainless just fucking humping against mountains cunt while mountain coos and praises him, tells him to take what he needs. And Swiss just grinds and drools, tries to bite along mountains neck, get his mouth anywhere he can in attempt to ground himself while mountain has a hand on his hip and the other tangled in his locs.

[v0idwraith]

why’d they have to add the “where are you?” “i’m here. i’m here!” with the arm around the waist why could they just let me giggle at crowley being high off his ass on laudanum why did they have to hurt me

[actual-changeling]

hello, do you have a past relationship that left you deeply fucked up and somehow you're incapable of letting it go? that made you question your sense of self, reality, every single memory you have ever made? that taught you how to love and hate in equal measures and tore you apart by making you feel both, always, side by side? that ended and it's good that it did but now there's a hollow longing inside your chest that will never be sated?

then you might be interested in the poetry collection "the dogs i have kissed" by trista mateer. it did not make me feel better but boy did it make me feel. have some of my favourite quotes to really sell it to you:

yeah.

[sandzephyr]

"zzz"

[neurotypical-sonic]

youre telling me I'm OLDER than vector?? he has two kids and a full time job/career and a mortage probably and I'm OLDER than him??

[stressedanime]

just woke up from the most heart wrenching dream about a possible will solace fic but i don’t think i could even bring myself to write it

[crimeronan]

jolted awake to my alarm at 2:30 PM telling me it was time for my online doctor's appointment so i blearily downloaded the software and logged on looking Exactly like this:

which was mortifying but. in fairness. it was an appointment...... uh...... ABOUT my terrible sleep.