#Jets Draft

[shih-coulda-had-it]

BEAT HIS ASS YOUNG MIDORIYA

[azu1as]

dumb atla fanfic idea: instead of jet simply stalking zuko and iroh in ba sing se. he convinces a merchant (jet definitely has the charisma to spare) to convert his stall into a tea shop. he's now rivals with iroh's teashop.

[morganbritton132]

Someone starts a thread on Twitter like:

Ten minutes into a two hour flight and my AirPods just died. Kill me

Followed by a tweet that says: NVM, guy in front of me just asked the guy next to him if he wanted to join the mile high club. Imma eavesdrop (1/)

Dude is wearing a turtleneck on a two hour flight. He’s not the type for those shenanigans, Mr Spice Girl T-shirt Man (2/)

Wait. I think they’re dating. Def together. Turtleneck said no (3/)

T-shirt: Where’s your sense of adventure, big boy? It’s a club. You love clubs (4/)

Whoa. Turtleneck said that they’re already Mile High members. Not as uptight as I previously thought (5/)

T-shirt just said that they lost their membership because it’s been so long. Turtleneck says it’s a lifetime membership (6/)

“You can’t un-have sex on a plane” - Turtleneck, 2023 (7/)

T-shirt says it’s like a country club, you gotta renew your membership. Turtleneck is so offended (8/)

Not about the sex question but that T-shirt thinks he knows more about country clubs than him. Trust me, no one thinks that, Turtleneck (9/)

I don’t think this is making your case, Mr T-shirt guy. They’re still arguing about country clubs. T-shirt offered to blow him (10/)

Too long of a pause. Turtleneck said no (11/)

Convo over. They’re trying to figure out if they’re going to have enough time to go to their hotel before T-shirt’s interview. Hope you get the job and get laid, T-shirt (12/12)

Later that day, they post a picture of their tv with the caption “That’s the guy! That’s t-shirt” and it’s Eddie being interviewed on The Tonight Show.

[annieqattheperipheral]

Kevin He 2nd draft pick ever born in China!!

[club-prideguin]

fake screenshot of the epf group chat in my mind bc this post made me think of jpg

[fossilfan39]

The freedom fighters were only 17….they should’ve been with the gaangggggg

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Juno: Can't believe Rita taught Jet what slay means

Peter, who just taught Jet what slay means: I know right I can't believe it

[bellpeppersand-beef]

cowboy bebop x text posts

whoa 🧍‍♂️

[wraithsoutlaws]

[hum--hallelujah]

a list of Fab Four thoughts:

Jet is the oldest but Party is the most charismatic. Party is the official leader of the crew and occasionally defensive over that role but generally the two of them co-lead

Kobra calls people "babe" or "baby" or "darlin'," but ONLY under extreme stress or if the other person is distressed. it doesn't matter who it is. it just happens

(no one even realizes that he picked it up from Party, who uses terms of endearment VERY liberally)

Ghoul would absolutely set something on fire just to watch it burn. in fact he HAS

Ghoul's facial scar is his own doing (AO3)

the Trans Am was originally just Jet's. he was a Zonerunner before meeting Party and Kobra and the 'Am was his vehicle of choice

Jet lost his eye as a result of chemical burning following a car accident — he opened the hood to check the damage and took a blast of pressurized, superheated chemicals to the face. he's lucky he only lost one eye

Ghoul was Zone-born and raised in a crew that took each other as extended family. he had a sister.

Party realized he and Kobra had to get out of the city after he watched their mother die and be replaced by a BL/ind bio-bot

Kobra and Ghoul use physically fighting as a love language

one of the Four's primary talents is saving people being trafficked across the Zones. Zonerunners aren't all good, altruistic smugglers like the one who got Jet out of the City. some of them deal in bodies, but in the bad way. when Jet was a 'Runner, he had a penchant for taking those runs and freeing the captives. now all four of them do it

Kobra's motorbike is named Mirage

Ghoul is the only other person allowed to work on it

Kobra and Ghoul share a room ever since The Incident

(The Incident is only ever referred to as The Incident. this is both collectively for the bit and also because nobody actually likes to talk about those events.)

Party's first weapon after getting out of Battery City was an oversized baseball bat studded with nails. Kobra's was his feet and then, later, his fists

(he kicked Dr. D in the shins once in a fit of reckless anger. Dr. D showed him how to hold his hand, thumb outside the fist, to really hit someone and make it count.)

Ghoul watched his entire family die.

(he imprinted on Party when they first met because of this. like recognizes like. it takes one to know one. kids who have seen their parents die recognize that in each other.)

Kobra repeats himself a lot. not quite a stutter, but also not quite not. sometimes he just gets stuck.

Jet is the most openly physically affectionate. Ghoul is the most clingy. there's a difference.

when they first formed their crew, their ages were, from youngest to oldest, 13 (Ghoul), 14 and a half (Kobra), 16 (Party), and 18 (Jet).

they would all, and this is not even a question, not even a headcanon, it just makes sense as a conclusion: they would all kill or die for each other. but it depends on the day and the time and how hungry they are if they'd ever admit it.

[blackmensuited]

[lahmajun]

hello enjoyer of piece of media. in front of you is a character of color. you have five minutes to explain what their role in the story is without saying anything adjacent to "theyre the only one with the braincell in the friendgroup", "theyre the mom friend" or babying them. your time starts now.

[blurbs-io]

🐔 or 🥚❓

[smidgen-of-hotboy]

I agree, pink-haired Vespa and green-haired Vespa indeed have different tastes in fashion. Not significantly different, but enough to be distinct. Admittedly I am a traditionalist when it comes to fashion in the sense that I've always been a fan of long flowing fabrics and dresses and I have been tempted once or twice to put Vespa in such clothes but then I have to remind myself that she would not given that she's grown up on a planet where long loose dressed probably wouldn't have been the best option when you're attempting to survive the kind of creatures that live in Ranga's swamps and also for practicality's sake.

To me, Vespa would probably wear turtlenecks, long trousers and jackets with a ton of pockets both hidden and visible, boots and (guilty pleasure) arm warmers, in shades of black and gray with maybe the occasional pop of green (I love green, to be honest, it is one of my favorite colors), or oversized tshirts, hats and cargo shorts—anything with pockets, honestly. Pink-haired Vespa's style isn't significantly different, mostly that the greens are replaced by dark reds and the occasional yellow. What do you think? How does my headcanon differ from yours?

Xoxo,

Tattoo Jet Anon

Tattoo Jet Anon I am so sincerely sorry for leaving you on read. I am an idiot (and a fraud and a meanie and a liar etc etc).

Vespa needs all those pockets for thieving and medical supplies. She is covered neck to ankle because bugs bite her and the radiation poisoning has had enough of her already. In my hc a lot more useless straps and belt buckles. Black and greens. Pink Hair Vespa is similar but she wears softer colors. Shades of grey instead of black, I like the reds and yellows. Vespa tries to look bigger than she is but at some point she stopped trying. She looks scary from a distance when you don't know her. Around Buddy I like to think more color appears in her pallette. Less sharp edges more softer curves.

[liigainenglish]

Markus Loponen selected 155th overall by the Winnipeg Jets

[thesimperiuscurse]

seventeen. 

At seventeen, Eva wouldn’t have recognised Mako. Don’t be fooled by his innocent expression: this is a boy who has run wild, having begun to grasp the intense power that his wealth and body holds over people. He was well into exploring sexuality behind closed doors, as well as experimenting with more dangerous things to numb the pain of Zakharova Conservatory and inject life into gaping absences. 

At eighteen, he fell in love with Victoria, who (for all her irredeemable behaviour) reined in his fuckboy ways and traded chains for diamond cufflinks and Armani suits, the right pedigree for walking arm in arm into New York’s high society clubs and exclusive restaurants. His soft nature and yearning for love found a place where it could bloom—or assumed it could. 

Some time before nineteen, hurt and humiliated, he met Misha. As they healed together, Mako could be truly vulnerable for the first time in his life, free of the demand to please. His style began to take on gentle, feminine elements at the same time as Misha’s began to shine. 

At nineteen, almost twenty, Mako is happy to be himself in the shelter of Eva’s warmth, quiet and loving, no longer in need of the destructive shell he built at seventeen.