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[sal-is-my-favourite]

New Years Eve - Brian Quinn fanfic

You attend Q’s New Years Eve party with your bestfriend, Once the alcohol starts flowing and the party gets started you come out of your shell.

⚠️ Warning - Smut, Alcohol Consumption ⚠️

I pull on my sparkly mini dress and heels, spray some perfume and comb through my blonde curls before getting an Uber to Q’s house. It was New Years Eve and he was hosting the party this year, I met the Jokers through my bestfriend Chloe who works on the show. I was meeting her there, as I pull into Q’s street it’s filled with party goers cars. I check the time and it’s 9pm, I didn’t want to come too early. I thank my driver and make my way inside.

The house is full, the music thumps in my chest as I make my way through the crowd to the kitchen. I set down the bottle of Vodka and Champagne on the counter - I couldn’t come empty handed. I grab a red cup and pour myself a Vodka Lemonade taking a big sip i’m ready to leave 2023 behind and start fresh. I had a bad break up with my ex who I found cheating on me in our house, our bed and i’ve been feeling down in the dumps ever since but i’m ready to let that go going into the New Year and move on.

“There’s my girl!”. I turn as I hear Q shout, he’s stood leaning against the doorframe of the kitchen in a black tshirt and jeans, I smile and make my way to him. He pulls me into him wrapping his arms around my waist holding me flush against his body, I wrap my arms around his neck as he rubs the small of my back. We hang out in the kitchen catch up and do a couple of shots, ever since I met Q i’ve always had a thing for him. We both flirt everytime we see each other and there’s a lot of sexual tension between us but nothing has ever happened but maybe now that I don’t have a boyfriend anymore. Q wraps his arm around my shoulders pulling me into him, I look up at him placing my hand on his chest my other hand is under his tshirt at the back. “I’ve missed you” he smiles down at me and butterflies flutter in my tummy. “I’ve missed you too Q” I smile back at him as he leans into me but as he’s about to kiss me Chloe comes into the kitchen and shouts my name with excitement, Q pulls away and laughs slightly disappointed as he lets me go. “Sorry, did I just interrupt something?” She asks waving her finger between us. I shake my head and laugh “no, you’re fine” “let’s go dance!” She pulls me from Q and I look back at him as i’m getting dragged away, he’s stood watching as he runs his hand through his short hair.

The drinks are flowing and i’m in the living room in the crowd dancing with Chloe, Joe is sober and showing us his best moves, Murr and Sal are drunk and dancing with each other. I catch Q stood talking to his ex Taylor and I instantly feel jealous, her hands are on his body but he keeps his hands to himself whilst drinking his beer. As the night goes on I start to become more drunk and have came out of my shell, i’m dancing and slut dropping like nobody’s watching. I wander the hallway upstairs looking for the bathroom when I bump into Matt who works on the show, i’m leaning against the wall to keep my balance and he’s got his hand on the wall beside my head trying his best to shoot his shot with me. “Ey! she’s mine” Q announces as he approaches us, Matt throws his hands up defensively and walks away. “Hm I don’t think I am yours Mr Quinn, do I sense a hint of jealousy” I ask raising my eyebrow, he laughs taking my hand in his and leaning down to my ear. “I’ll make you mine” I feel him smile against my ear before he pulls me into the room to our right locking the door behind us.

I look around the room seeing pin ball machines and I then realise we’re in his game room. Q lifts me over his shoulder like he did in the Fire Department, I squeal as he plants me down on the couch in the middle of the room and climbs on top of me. “I’ve been waiting all night to have you alone, i’ve been dying to do this…” he smashes his lips against mine taking me by surprise but I kiss back letting his tongue dominate my mouth. Both our hands roam each others bodies and I grab the bottom of Q’s shirt pulling it over his head, he pushes up my mini dress exposing my bare flesh - I couldn’t have a pantie line in my dress so I was going comando. Q shuffles down the couch and pulls my legs over his shoulders diving deep licking me like I was the last ever lolly pop, I try my best to keep quiet incase anyone heard but my god he knew what he was doing. I arch my back and tangle my fingers in his hair as I cry his name reaching my climax I begin to come down and Q crawls up my body again grinning like a Cheshire Cat, I blush as he pushes down his pants followed by his boxers. “Can we turn off the light” I ask and he nods going over and flicking off the light but there’s still a little bit of light just enough to see each other. He climbs back onto me pumping himself a few times before slotting himself between my legs, he pushes into me slowly sighing happily as he does so. I put my hand on his chest and he stops pushing deeper, “whoa big guy take it easy”. He smiles at me and leans down connecting our lips again. “Tell me when I can move again” he mumbles as he kisses my neck. After I’ve adjusted to the girth it was time to tackle the length, Q moves his hips pushing deeper and deeper into me, I claw at his back trying to get used to ache between my legs. I soon adjusted to him being inside me and that’s when I saw a side to Q i’ve never seen before, he was like an animal slamming so deep inside of me he makes me scream - no one has ever done that before. The pleads and screams leaving my mouth only seem to encourage him as he grabs my legs pulling them further up his body, red claw marks are scattered over his body from my nails and desperation to cling onto him as he gives me pleasure i’ve never ever felt before. As his thrusts begin to get sloppy I know he’s getting close both our bodies are covered in sweat and the smell of sex fills the air, Q slows down pumping into me once more before stilling deep inside filling me to the brim with ropes of his white cum. I cry his name and he does mine as he falls on top of me completely exhausted. “5,4,3,2,1 HAPPY NEW YEAR” we hear the guests cheering as we lay trying to get our breaths back. Q sits up allowing me to get more air into my lungs, I notice he’s smiling down at me as I sit up. “That’s the best way i’ve ever brought in the new year. Happy New Year beautiful” he kisses my lips soft and lovingly as we lay back down on the couch in each others arms.

[jentheone12]

Bad dream house (IJ style) ! - Chapter 1: A sale and a hidden curse (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/974954344-bad-dream-house-ij-style-chapter-1-a-sale-and-a?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=myboysyeah2018&wp_originator=2lAIOr5wOZPRVMGhAheV3vQCYhlO%2FMzekgjWmkl6f%2Bpp9BtLpTESlOc2BqDsU1Lv8nh3vKd7XfVK1EhsEkRMFuJh4iZvSt4KHGoXktcZUoB1oPQKtm3WYuya1up6MFLW This new story (in this case of Halloween inspired on other short Halloween episode of The Simpsons)...!

This week I have published more words of the fic of the jokers in Wattpad (based in a special episode of Halloween of The Simpsons)

[dontdespairme]

October 19th Joe Gatto

What I will be wearing on that day!

[biographyonair]

After 8 Years of Being Married, Why Did Joe Gatto And Bessy Divorced? Did Joe Cheat? Affair, Kids

#biographyonair #JoeGatto #Bessy

Joe and Bessy got married on September 2, 2013, and after 8 years of being together, they divorced.

[ocmdbeachdude]

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[starryrain]

more sexy weapons for my mutuals <333

they’re gorgeous and u get a cookie for noticing details!!

plus! the skulls are named gregorvitch (top one) and the bottom one is raskolnikov :3

tags ! @holdmyteaplease @daydream-of-a-wallflower @silence-between-seconds @spo0ky-toast @sadgaychamelion @joegattos @her-midas-touch (these are are the only mutuals i actually interact with)

[gionline]

My last neurons talking to each other

[impratical-jokers]

ooo I wonder what it is going to be?

also poor Q :(

[saddepressedmesss]

Sal from impractical jokers created covid

[rockstarstate32]

Cold Cuddles (Brian Quinn x Reader [Fluff/ Cuddles])

Let me catch you up:

Hanging out with your older brother Sal, had always been one of your favorite things. But, hanging out with his friends... well, that was even better. Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal, were all about 8 years older than you, so, as if goes, you were ‘little sis’ to all of them. But, the only person you didn’t want to be little sis to... was Q. You couldn’t deny, you had a crush on him since you met him the day Sal brought him over. You so badly wanted to make a move in him. But, your brother, and tough attitude probably didn’t help.

[Today]

“Sal, you do realize you’re asking me to come to to New Jersey with you guys, right?” You said as you hoisted yourself onto his kitchen counter. It wasn’t often he’d let you go on tour with them.

“Yeah, yes, Y/N, of course I realize that. And, I want you to come hang out with us! There’s no use in having you stay at home, all alone, all December, so, i wanna take you with us.” He throws his arms up and leans against the counter opposite of you. You say in the silence pondering your thoughts, wondering if maybe this could be the chance to get close to Q. “So...?” Sal pushed the idea.

“Fine, Sal, yes. I’ll go” you sighed defeated.

“Yes!” He pumped a fist. “Best little sis ever!!” He hugged you.

“You’re ONLY little sis, dumbo” you giggled as you hugged him back.

“Yeah, yeah, plane leaves tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.” he says letting go. You nodded. “But, seriously Y/N, you’re the coolest.” He says.

{Time Skip~ the next day @ 6:45}

As you walked sleepily into the airport, you and Sal met the other guys.

“Hey, Y/N” Murr have you a hug and a kiss on the cheek. You returned both and turned to Joe.

“Holy shit, Y/N, you look like the living dead” he says with a slight chuckle and gives you a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

“Yeah, whatever, Joe. Shut up” you said as he laughed. You looked for Q, but, you didn’t see him anywhere.

“Hey Murr” you tapped his shoulder.

“Hmm? Oh, yeah, Y/N. Whats up?” He said as he snapped his attention away from space and at you.

“Q?” You said simply.

“Oh, he left to get you a coffee, he figured you’d be tired.” He says.

“Oh, okie. Thanks” you muttered. You casually layer your head on his shoulder as you felt yourself falling asleep. Moments later, you felt two big arms hug you from behind.

“Hey you!” He says excited handing you a coffee.

“Hi. Thank you” you took the cup and took a long slurp of your coffee.

“So, Sal says that you’re sitting with me on the plane. True?” He asks, taking a sip of his coffee. You nodded. “Mmkay” he says.

{Time skip~ end of the flight/ almost landing}

The one thing that you loved about flying was looking out the window as you landed. Excitedly, you clambered over Q, unaware of how close your hands were to the one spot he’d want you to touch. He smiled at how cute you looked when you were excited.

“What?” You said, as you took a glance at him.

“I just love how excited you get whenever we’re about to land, it’s cute.” He says, smiling. You blushed deeply, hoping he didn’t see.

As you got off the plane, you hopped into a Taxi. Sitting on Sal and Joes lap in an odd way you rode to the hotel. As Sal, checked in you saw Q sitting alone at a table. It was about a 6 hour flight. So, it was already about 3 (includes baggage, the ride, everything), too late to start filming.

“Hey you” you said as you say on the arm of his chair.

“Hey” he says, looking up at you.

“D’you know where we’re all sleeping?” You ask, you wanted to know the sleeping arrangements.

“Yeah. Joe says it’s Sal and Murr, Me and Joe and then you have your own room. But, Sal says you can sleep in his bed, he’ll switch with Murr, and Murray can sleep alone.” He says.

“Oh, okay, cool. Thanks.” You Said, you opened your mouth to say something else but, you stopped when you heard your name.

“Y/N! Y/N, come here for a second” Sal called. You hopped off the chair, and dashed over to Sal.

{Time Skip~ 2:00 am}

You had gotten up because you were freezing cold. You already 2 blankets, but you still cold. You got out of bed, and left yours and Sals room. He ended up making Murr sleep alone. You softly padded your way over to Q and Joe’s room. As you approached the door, it opened to reveal a sleepy Joe.

“Oh, hey Y/N” he whispered. “You coming to steal warmth?” He smirked.

“Yeah, it’s kinda weird sleeping with my brother. Can I come lay with you, or something?” You asked sweetly. Joe had been one of more father figure to you. You had no problem sleeping next to him. After all, you’d done it before.

“Sorry, Y/N, I’m actually heading out to McDonald’s... I’m hungry.” He says. “I want a McFlurry” he stated.

“Oh, ok” you said saddened.

“But, Qs in there...I’ve noticed you making some googly eyes at him, and he likes you. Go cuddle with him.” He mentioned. You shrug and enter the the room. Turning to give Joe a wave, before he left. He smiled and shut the door. You walked quickly and quietly over to the sleeping man. You lightly lifted the covers and got into the bed.

“I was wondering how long it’d take you to finally get your ass over here” he mumbled as you nuzzled your face into his chest.

“It’s cold” was all you said in return.

“Then, curl in closer, babs” he says as he pulls your waist closer to his. You felt his d*ck against your leg as your intertwined your legs with his.

“Mmmm, i love you, Brian” you say spontaneously not caring about what he’d say. His arms wrap around you even more as he draws you closer.

“I love you, too, Y/N. I love you, too” he says as you guys fall asleep. Sighing, you felt as if you won a battle, you won the quixotic Quinn over.

[sal-is-my-favourite]

I had the BEST 5 days of my life on the Impractical Jokers Cruise! 🚢🌊

I met all the Jokers!! 🃏

Sal was so so polite and thanked me for coming on three seperate occasions! I also made him laugh during our photo outside on the deck before departing from Nassau because I asked if he would take the photo so I could stop my dress from blowing up in the wind! 🫶🏻

Q help his arms open for me and gave me the best hug ever! He was interested in my thick Scottish accent asking where I travelled from and if it was my first cruise! He also thanked me for coming 🥹

Murr was the most accessible Joker, I seen him every day around the boat and he was so lovely and happy to take photos! I never got a selfie with him but tried to on the last night at the party and he had other plans trying drown me in Champagne 😂

[jentheone12]

Bad dream house (IJ style) ! - Chapter 1: A sale and a hidden curse (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/NhGl01642ab This new story (in this case of Halloween inspired on other short Halloween episode of The Simpsons)...!

[adamwatchesmovies]

Impractical Jokers: The Movie (2020)

If you’re a fan of the Impractical Jokers television series, you’ll certainly like the film but If you pay to see this in the theater, you’re a sucker. The biggest joke here is the title. There’s nothing “movie” about Impractical Jokers: The Movie.

As teens, Brian “Q” Quinn, Joe Gatto, James “Murr” Murray, and Sal Vulcano snuck into a Paula Abdul concert, turned it into a riot and in the process, came up with the idea for their show. Today, Paula has become a fan and invites them to her concert in Miami but only gives them three tickets. To decide who will miss out, the friends compete in a series of hidden-camera challenges on the way to the show.

The film begins with a flashback that starts you off laughing. The attempt to make The Tenderloins look like high-schoolers is so deliberately bad it’s hilarious. Once on the road, several gags had me in stitches. What works in the show works here. First, you’re laughing at the passersby’s reactions. Then, you laugh at the jokers themselves. You can tell the guys have been at this for a while and know exactly how to push each others’ buttons. Several of the skits are innovative and memorable. Even if, like me, you’ve never seen even a single episode of the show, you’ll be laughing long and hard.

And yet… the film disappoints. At the end of the day, this is not a movie. The story is garbage, barely more than an afterthought. While most of the challenges feel genuine, the wraparound is never convincing or all that funny. It’s poorly written and predictable. Not helping are the Tenderloins, who are horrendous actors. You wish you could annihilate the Paula Abdul story but then, all you’d be left with is an elongated episode of the show and that, you can see “for free” at home.

This movie isn’t doing anything the show hasn't done already. It's rated PG-13 so it’s not like they’re upping the ante - not really - by performing death-defying, risqué or shocking skits. While watching, you develop a new appreciation for the Jackass films. Those cranked up the insanity to a level you would’ve never been able to get away with on the small screen. This may be smarter but it’s safer too, which is a big mark against it.

I can’t be too hard on Impractical Jokers: The Movie. I was bordering on tears more than once and that’s worth a lot. Worth the price of a movie ticket though? Absolutely not. No boundaries are pushed so nothing will prevent this film from being shown on TV in a couple of months. It won't win the series any new fans despite the numerous laughs because of the price, which means it’s for those who are already part of the club. For them, it’s worth seeing - at home. (Theatrical version on the big screen, March 2, 2020)

[hannahbisssssss]

Made this for a friend. We all know y'all want to 😉

[ocmdbeachdude]

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