#Josh Kalis

[awkward-pause]

Josh Kalis, 1997

[warhead]

[filthyneverdie]

NAMO - Vibrations

[thebonesofhoudini]

New DC Kalynx Zeros came in the mail today. These are really damn nice, I must say. I dunno, been crazy about y2k era skate shoes lately and I needed to have a pair. Close to the OG, but not quite, it has that new Lynx Zero midsole. But still good nonetheless

[dippedanddripped]

Grey Hall - Josh Kalis

[beautifulgiants]

Penny Dreadful article - Radio Times I think, before season 1 premier in UK

[crazyk-imagine]

Befriending the Lamberts Headcanon

A/N: This is a long one people but a good one *insert finger guns here* lol

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

- You and Josh have been friends since you were kids, just before you both started school

- Your mom became friends with Lorraine when she noticed she too was a single parent

- He was very hesitant to let you in even though you’ve known each other for years as you two started growing up (around age seven, he became more aware of his gift and you wanting to be friends)

- Lorraine never verbally said it but she was grateful for you (along with Elise)

- You were there when he showed himself the way out

- It took you a bit before you pieced it together but eventually you did and did all you could to help

- Your mom gave any insight she could to help, she too experienced this and found herself calling for Carl’s help just before you were born

- You helped Josh when things got tough after

- You begged them to let you tell him, but Lorraine and your mother said no every time

- Then came your internal battle, his demons may have been put on hold but that didn’t mean you were protected

- A whole summer when you two were fifteen was the first time you spent a part, unfortunately, for the better

- You came back into his life, and it felt like you were a new person

- Fast forward to college, he meets his new favorite girl as he teasingly told you when he came back to the dorm late one night

- You were not upset by any means, although you did wish Renai had a cute sister because she’s not bad looking (something you told him when he asked if you knew her)

- Before they got married, you were always the voice of reason giving them the others perspective

- You were aware of being the third wheel because you'd often make yourself scarce before they realized they needed time to themselves

- Renai loved you the more you guys talked and never felt threatened by you or about her and Josh’s relationship

- When they announced they were getting married and pregnant, you were always willing to help around the house and (in the future) with the kids since you were around so often

- Of course, you were their aunt and godmother (to all kids)

- The first few years of their marriage, you weren't around as often, letting them settle into this new stage of their lives, giving you more opportunities to meet your girlfriend

- She wasn’t a fan of the kids or how close you were to the couple and you two broke up

- After that you kind of became the kids go to babysitter (even though all of them consider you their other mother)

- They loved you so much and always included you in their hobbies or drawings

- Your mom and Lorraine teased about you being a third parent to the kids to which you’d tell them it was because no one wanted to procreate with you (they’d point out Dalton who’d just called you mama or mom two to further plead their case)

- You were with Dalton when he first interacted with the demon

You grabbed his arm and kept him close when the door to the attic opened. "We're not going in there."

"The doors open."

"That's not an invitation. That is something asking to harm you."

"But what if it's something nice?"

"Let's not take that chance and go back down where your parents are."

He stands up, pushing you off him. "I'm going with or without you."

You try to grab him but fail as he runs past you. "Why are kids so terrible at listening?"

You follow him, barely in time for him to fall and run towards him only for him to start screaming.

- The couple was disappointed with you but never verbally told you

- You could tell though and not just because of your thoughts haunting you

- You slowly started to push yourself away from the family and they didn’t notice until Lorraine pointed it out

- Things got worse from there, your mother passed, and no one had a clue

- At least until Carl got a call from Elise

- They had to call Elise who then reached out to you

- You knock on the door and are greeted by his mother

"It's been too long," she pulls you in for a hug. "I'm sorry we have to meet again because of this."

“I don’t know why I’m here,” you tell her.

“You know why.”

“What’s happened?”

“She never left and Dalton- my poor baby-”

You furrow your brows, “what’s happened? I thought Dalton was, okay?”

“A lot has happened since you were here.”

You scoff, “no kidding.”

- The sight of Elise brings you to a pause, sending a chill down your spin.

- You still don’t know what happened that night but don’t have any regrets about helping them

- You just wish you didn’t have to go back

- Renai pulls you to the side, making sure you’re okay and can do this

- Then Lorraine came over to check in on you because she knows what’s gone on with you when Josh was a kid

- No one knew you also had gained something being as close with your best friend as you did, you were lucky to have help when it came to controlling it

- It wasn’t easy, but you all found a way out and moved past this for a bit, until Lorraine passed, and it was time for Dalton to go off to college and it feels like the whole thing started over again

[aurorangen]

A few weeks into the last term and Bryce was finally a seasoned member of the Brainiacs! They went to the pub to socialise and everyone was having a good time until someone showed up...

Become a seasoned member of the Brainiacs ✅️

[awkward-pause]

Josh Kalis, 1996

[warhead]

[silima]

oc party outfits + silly things

[dogwittaablog]

to Latina anon - girl I’m not a Latina but I love Latin culture and music. Idk if u listen to kali uchis but her new Spanish album is so good!! I think it would be hot to see Nols with a Latina. And also hilarious cause he’d just be like oh she’s just a white girl and then all of a sudden if he hears you talking to your parents on the phone or a random person one day and you’re just going off in Spanish and Portuguese and he’s sitting there like damn she sounds so hottt. If I’m not wrong the mt joy friend he has - the lead singer, he has a Brazilian wife and it’s so cute bc he’s accepted the culture and he goes to Brazil and comments te amo on her posts. Imagine Nols saying te amo 🥺 or his girl calling him papi lol. Pls take me to Buenos Aires and Rio and Sao Paulo that sounds like a dream vacation!!

.

[isabelleffe]

List of Pro-Palestinian Celebrities That I Have Been Working On

pro🍉 (❌ = problematic for unrelated reason, 🕊️= passed away)

reneé rapp

pedro pascal

bella ramsey

bella hadid

gigi hadid

dua lipa

melanie martinez❌(sa - “she didn’t say no” was response)

the weekend❌(misogyny - lesbian fetish)

towa bird

phoebe bridgers

lucy dacus

julien baker

beabadoobee

kehlani

hozier

melissa barreram

macklemore

cate blanchett

hari nef

julia fox❌(connections with kanye and drake)

mitski

SZA

nina lu

zendaya

victoria monét

rachel zegler

jenna ortega

clairo

chloe forero

miss rachel (toddler learning)

ariana grande❌(said her dream dinner date is jeffery dahmer)

ricky montgomery

angelina jolie

maisie peters

chani nicholas

nemahsis

chappell roan

frank ocean

ramy youssef

cardi b

halsey

eddy mack

saul williams

arooj aftab

michelle wolf

carice van houten

matt mcgorry

michael stipe

Jasmin Savoy Brown

Dame Vivienne Westwood

Neemz

amira jazeera

MUNA

Hedy Epstein

Hunter Schafer

Chance the Rapper

ishowspeed ❌ (treated his ex-girlfriend terribly)

Noname (rapper, poet, and producer)

shannon berry

nicola coughlan

bambie thug

zara larsson

AURORA

jonathan glazer

joaquin phoenix❌

lizzy mcalpine

coldplay (will champion, phil harvey, guy berryman, chris martin)

tyler the creator

björk

pink floyd (at least roger waters)

lauryn hill

chuck d

david bowie (loving the alien)🕊️

Malcom X🕊️

the strokes (Julian Casablancas, Albert Hammond Jr., Fabrizio Moretti, Nick Valensi, and Nikolai Fraiture)

earl sweatshirt

michael jackson (palestine, don't cry)🕊️

kid cudi

rage against the machine (zack de la rocha, tom morello, tim commerford, brad wilk)

lorde

FKA twigs

joji

ethel cain

Michael Jordan Bonema

lil peep🕊️

sean beam

liam cunningham

dianne guerrero

sean bean

tobias menzies

charles dance

carice van houten

emma d’arcy

madison pettis

lena heady

mxmtoon

joe alwyn

momona tamada

patrick spicer

mark ruffalo

halle bailey

chloe bailey

nicola coughlan

tom welling

kristen kreuk

rob delaney

kali uchis

louise xin (fashion designer)

isabela merced

joseph quinn

grace van dien

helana christensen

josh hutcherson

charli xcx

megan thee stallion (called for ceasefire at her concert 8/1/24, not sure if she talked about it before that because i only went to one concert)

hozier

not pro🍉 (“neutrality” = not pro 🍉, red text = signed letter for "israel")

taylor swift (no statement)

kanye west

oprah

dwayne johnson

lana del rey

selena gomez

rihanna (no statement)

adam sandler

lady gaga (performed in "israel")

beyoncé (no statement)

justin timberlake (performed in "israel")

noah schnapp

bon jovi (performed in "israel")

robbie williams (performed in "israel")

Brett Gelman

entirety of paramore (no statement)

chris pratt

justin bieber

hailey bieber

haley baylee (no statement)

natalie portman

madonna (performed in "israel")

kardashian family

Jenner family

jennifer lawrence

amy schumer

neil druckmann (admitted to "The Last of Us Part 2" being based on Israel's genocide against Gaza, except from a zionist's point of view)

bruno mars (performed in isnotreal)

mayim bialik

gal gadot

Jerry Seinfeld

Debra Messing

Bryan Lourd

Richard Lovett

Ryan Murphy

Zachery Levi

Sharon Osbourne

Tracey-Ann Oberman

George Lopez

Phil Rosenthal

Mekhi Phifer

Diane Warren

Haim Saban

Irving Azoff

Ynon Kreiz

Jody Gerson

Mark Hamill

Rick Yorn

Howie Mandel

Sherry Lansing

Rick Yorn

Tom Rothman

Julian Edelman

Antoine Fuqua

Jack Black

Aubrey Plaza

Tahj Mowry

Josh Peck

Ziggy Marley

Howie Mandel

Chris Pine

Billy Porter

Ben Savage

Jeremy Seinfeld

Bella Thorne

uncertain

billie eilish (wore ceasefire pin but doesn’t boycott - made videos for mtv israel)

laufey (connections to mitski- no statement)

hank green (historically hasn’t been pro🍉 but has donated recently)

olivia rodrigo (connections to Chappell roan - no statement)

dylan mulvaney (posted in support of palestine but has a few pro-israel friends & has partnered with pro-israel brands)

If you spot any typos, mistakes regarding celebrities listed, or have information about celebrities not listed, please either DM me or leave a comment on this post!!

As always, this blog stands with Palestine, Congo, and Sudan. PLEASE make sure to email your state representatives (if you live in the United States). If you do not know your representative (or how to contact them), you can use this website (which is the official U.S. House of Representatives website). My reposts on Tumblr are all about Isnotreal's genocide on Palestine (at least as of 6/16/2024). Make sure to amplify Palestinian voices and journalists as well (a list will be included below of some Palestinian journalists and groups/people supporting Palestine on Instagram).

@/wizard_bisan1

@/hindkhoudary

@/m.z.gaza

@/anat.international

@/palestine.academy

@/eye.on.palestine

@/ampalestine

@/byplestia

@/wael_eldahdouh

@/jenan.matari

@/thepcrt

@/blackforpalestine

@/jewishvoiceforpeace

@/palestinianyouthmovement

@/eid_yara

[fluentmoviequoter]

Stay by Your Side

Can be read as part 2 of this blurb or as a standalone!

Pairing: Dalton Lambert x fem!reader

Summary: You go to Kali's birthday party with Dalton and get a gift of your own.

Warnings: takes place after The Red Door, mostly fluff, brief mention/depiction of insecurity/anxiety, Josh and Renai are getting close again

Word Count: 1.5k+ words

“Dalton are you sure?” you repeat. “Because I can stop and get her a different gift. You didn’t help me.”

“Because you didn’t need my help,” Dalton answers. He doesn’t look up from the sketchpad in his lap to add, “And she’ll love it, stop worrying.”

You nod to yourself and keep your eyes on the road. Dalton’s hometown is getting closer every second, and your concerns about whether Kali will like the birthday gift you got her and if Dalton’s parents will be mad you crashed their youngest child’s birthday party eliminate any excitement you may have had.

“Is this just about the gift?” Dalton asks.

“No,” you admit quietly.

“Then what’s bothering you?”

“What if your family doesn’t like me and I just make everything awkward? Maybe it would be better if I just dropped you off.”

“Oh. Well, at least you’re prepared. They’re going to hate you. So much.”

You look quickly toward Dalton; he is turned toward you now, and his teasing smile makes you laugh. He’s good at comforting you, but he can’t know for sure how the party will go. Your worries quiet at the sound of Dalton’s reassurances, but don’t silence.

“What are you drawing?” you ask.

“Prettiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Cryptic. Very art-major of you, isn’t it?”

Dalton shakes his head before asking if you’re hungry. He keeps an eye out for a restaurant that looks good and tells you when to get off the highway. After you park, you reach for the door handle, but Dalton leans over the center console to stop you.

“Talk to me,” Dalton requests softly. “After everything we’ve been through, a little girl’s birthday party shouldn’t be a concern.”

“I’m telling your dad you just compared Kali’s birthday to the Further,” you whisper.

Dalton smiles and raises a hand to your cheek. He angles your face toward his and waits.

“You have an amazing family, Dalton. I just– It’ll hurt worse to find out I don’t fit in than it would not to know.”

“You belong here, with me. Everything will be fine. I promise. Besides, you’re impossible not to like.”

“Really? Then why don’t you like me?”

“If you think I don’t like you, you’re not as smart as I thought.”

“Last time you promised everything would be fine-“ you disappeared into the Further.

“That was different. Trust me, okay?”

You nod, and your eyes close as Dalton kisses your forehead. You have a few more hours to drive before you reach Renai Lambert’s house, and you think that kiss and Dalton’s promises will hold you over until you get there.

“Hi,” you greet nervously. “I’m-“

“Oh, I know who you are,” Renai interrupts. She hugs you as she says your name. “Come in, come in. We’re still setting up, but it is so nice to finally meet you.”

“You too,” you reply. “Do you need help with anything?”

“Did I hear someone offer to help?” Josh asks as he walks in. He looks at you, then Renai, then back to you. “You’re not one of Kali’s friends.”

You stifle a laugh at Josh’s reaction; less at him and more at how well Dalton and Chris describe him. “No, sir, or not yet. I came with Dalton.”

“Where is Dalton?”

“He said he went to get ice.”

“We already have ice.”

You shrug and Josh rolls his eyes as he mumbles, “That sounds right.”

“What does that mean?” Dalton asks as he walks inside.

“Just that you’re helpful, and you thought about the fact we’d have drinks… so, we’d need, you know, ice,” Josh rambles.

Renai wraps an arm around your shoulders and leads you into the kitchen as Dalton nods along with his dad’s poor excuses. She stops beside the island, where dozens of decorated cupcakes wait, and turns toward you.

“Sorry to pull you away from the entertainment, but I have so many questions. How long have you and Dalton been dating?” she asks.

“Oh, uhm… we’re not. Not really, I guess,” you answer. You take a deep breath and clarify, “Not yet. We’re close, but he hasn’t asked. Maybe he won’t.”

“He will,” Renai guarantees. “And I expect that will change quickly.”

She winks at you before asking about school and what you like to do. You help her secure tablecloths to several fold-out tables as you talk, and you feel incredibly comfortable with the Lamberts.

“Let me introduce you to Foster,” Renai says suddenly.

“We’ve already-“ you begin.

“Foster!” Renai calls as she takes you back into the living room. “This is Dalton’s friend-“

“Greenie!” Foster yells.

You laugh at his joke, and he offers a fist bump as his family looks on with raised brows. Dalton interrupts to ask when and how the two of you met.

“After I called her, obviously,” Foster answers. “Someone had to keep me updated on your embarrassing moments.”

“You’ve been talking to my brother about me?” Dalton asks you. “Then why were you so nervous?”

“Foster is one of four, I still had a 75% chance of failing,” you answer.

“Right, like anyone could not like you, Greenie,” Foster says sarcastically.

“Greenie?” Josh asks.

“Green is the opposite of red on the color wheel,” you explain sheepishly. “We started talking while you were trying to close the door.”

“Why didn’t we meet then?” Josh asks.

You shrug, and he turns his questions toward Foster.

“Guys!” Renai interrupts with a chuckle. “We need to finish setting up. Kali will be back soon."

“Whoa!” Kali exclaims as she enters the front door. “It looks amazing!”

“I’m glad you like it,” Renai replies. “Dalton’s here.”

“Prepare yourself,” Dalton mumbles to you.

Kali nods and follows her mom to the dining room, which is thoroughly decorated and already filling with presents. Kali sees Dalton but doesn’t speak to him as her eyes drift to you. You step forward and introduce yourself.

“I brought you this,” you say as you pass her the gift.

The front door opens, and the squeals of young girls greet you. Josh and Dalton close their eyes like they’re preparing for a very long afternoon, but you accept Kali’s outstretched hand and follow her toward her friends. They make a circle on the floor and talk about the theme of the party and what they want to do after eating the cupcakes.

“What’s your favorite kind of cake?” one of the girls asks you.

You answer and unintentionally start a new conversation about favorite birthdays and dream gifts. When the girls begin breaking off to play games together, you’re left with Kali. She scoots closer to you and opens her gift. After she pulls the tissue paper out of the bag, her eyes widen, and she wraps her arms around your neck to hug you tightly. You twist to hug her, and your eyes meet Dalton.

“I told you so,” he mouths.

You stick your tongue out at him before turning away to take a card from Kali, and Dalton decides he has never loved you more. He knew he needed to make a move back at JPU, but now he sees what the rest of his life can look like after college.

“How long is Dalton staying?” Josh asks as he watches you split a cupcake with Kali.

“As long as she will,” Renai answers with a smile. “They’re close, but I think seeing her with his family helped him decide.”

“Decide what?”

Renai doesn’t answer, but she and Josh watch you excuse yourself from Kali and her friends. You walk across the room to Dalton, and he extends an arm to pull you into his side. He whispers something in your ear before kissing your temple. Josh and Renai are glad to see Dalton home, and happy again.

“She’s good for him,” Renai says quietly. “Which means he’ll be like this for a long time.”

“Do you want to stay longer?” Dalton asks as he pulls you into his side.

“I want to stay for a very, very long time,” you answer.

Dalton kisses your temple, remembering the moment in his dorm before you left to drive to the party. He wants you right beside him, for as long as you’ll stay.

“You’re good with Kali,” he whispers.

“She’s great. I can’t believe you warned me like I was walking into a jungle or something. You do know I was her age once, right?”

“Yet you questioned everything you did.”

“Hey, you wouldn’t hug me for weeks after you closed the door. I know it was different, but…”

“We’re good for each other,” Dalton finishes.

“Yeah,” you agree softly, looking into Dalton’s eyes.

“Will you go on a date with me?”

You smile and whisper, “And I thought Kali was the only one getting presents today.”

You kiss Dalton on the cheek and settle against his side. It’s your favorite place to be, and you’re excited by the prospect of spending more time here. You’re both happy together, and you’ll be with him, not for a very, very long time, but until forever ends.

[clemkruckinnie]

NO BECAUSE DALTON ENCOURAGING YOU TO COME BACK HOME WITH HIM DURING THE BREAKS AT COLLEGE.

you were so skeptical of it but he's like "babe, it'll be fun, they wont bite! they're so excited to meet you", kissing you on the cheek for reassurance and you agree.

luckily you can drive back to his hometown and his parents agree on being at the house together when you both arrive home 🥹

DALTON + CHEEK KISSES :((( STOP IT

he’s so excited for them to meet you too! literally the will smith meme like !!! ta-da!!!!

dalton soft launches you on the phone like “yeah dad its cool my girlfriend’s driving me home for break” and josh is like ????? GIRLFRIEND????? and then renai calls him later like ??? GIRLFRIEND????

they wanna know all about you! you fit right in once the initial awkwardness fades. like 2hrs after you get there you’re painting kali’s nails at the kitchen table, listening to all of dalton’s embarrassing childhood stories and he cant even be mad because seeing you so at home with his family makes him so happy <333

[ayanegooding]

GRUDGES WORLD TOUR

summary: my world arena tour for my sophomore album + my first official tour

THE SETLIST

associated albums: people you know, ayané, grudges

duration: about 2 hours

status: sold out

box office: $200m+

type: arena/stadium tour

dates: may 12, 2024 - december 20, 2024

shows: about 100 shows

openers: chloe bailey, josh levi, flo, sabrina carpenter, pink pantheress, coco jones, jacquees, sasha keeble, destin conrad

legs: europe [may -june]; north america [july -september]; south america [septemeber - october]; asia [october]; south america/latin america [october-novmber]; america [november-december]

some special guest: megan thee stallion, the weeknd, coco jones, chloe x halle, ella mai, bryson tiller, khalid, kali uchis, raye

tour gear/extra’s: sweaters, shirts, sweatpants, bucket hats, tote bags, and exclusive photcards for each show, meet and greets with vip merch bag, backstage access passes.